Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Ah, didn't know that. Hm.. studying wikipedia I see that the fire station thing seems to be something exclusive to America. Still seems like a really odd choice to get rid of your children.

Over here many fire stations have EMS crews as well, so they are well suited make sure the little tyke is alright.
 
There are different legends that have him and Magdalen going to Egypt or the South of France or splitting up and Jesus ending up in Kashmir, Japan, or Glastonbury (I lean towards England).

Yeah mate, saw him there last week with his arms around two birds and his nose burnt out on poppers.
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In all seriousness though, welcome back, I hope you find less evil in the thread this time around.
 
Welcome back, Brad!

BTW, Benedict hasn't been Pope for several years now, so either you're wrong, or CNN is. I know where I'd place my bet...

Not to mention women have never been allowed any position in the church. They can be nuns. They can't even marry. Or have sex.

But that isn't well known, so of course jesus wouldn't know.
 
It is the real deal, but I AM not selling anything here or anywhere - it's FREE!
That's weird, cause you still want us to buy your claims.
If that were only true. How do you explain your avatar with the machine gun being fired? It's evil and you're evil.
Say what you want, but whoever's operating a 7.62mm full automatic machine gun is having a blast... :tomgirl:

The Jewish Messiah - the king of the Judeans - had a near-death experience on the Cross.
That claim is not compatible with christian beliefs. If Jesus didn't die, he could not have washed away the original sin from humanity, that is the central aspect of christian beliefs.
We went over this, Brad. This is a lie.
Jesus the Christ taught reincarnation (Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58, etc.) and he has returned and produced the "resurrection of the dead" through reincarnation.
Nope. Also:
Hebrews 9:27 said:
Just as people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment,
Luke 23:43 said:
Jesus answered him, "Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise."
Job 14:10-12 said:
But a man dies and is laid low; man breathes his last, and where is he? As waters fail from a lake and a river wastes away and dries up, so a man lies down and rises not again; till the heavens are no more he will not awake or be roused out of his sleep
Psalm 78:39 said:
He remembered that they were but flesh, a wind that passes and comes not again.
Ecclesiastes 12:7 said:
And the dust returns to the earth as it was, and the spirit returns to God who gave it.
Samuel 12:23 said:
But now he is dead. Why should I fast? Can I bring him back again? I shall go to him, but he will not return to me.”
John 5:28 said:
Do not marvel at this, for an hour is coming when all who are in the tombs will hear his voice and come out, those who have done good to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil to the resurrection of judgment.
John 3:16 said:
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.
Daniel 12:2 said:
And many of those who sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.
2 Corinthians 5:1 said:
For we know that if the tent that is our earthly home is destroyed, we have a building from God, a house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens.

Bible says reincarnation doesn't work.


Christ 2 has fulfilled prophecy by producing the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals" (Revelation 5:1)/'beyond Einstein theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I have exposed great secrets kept since the founding of Earth.
According to the bible, the lamb braks the seven seals of a scroll. It does not produce them.
Or have sex.
Technically, celibacy only means nuns and priests are not allowed to marry (not being allowed to have sex is merely implied through this rule). Apparently, there's copies of prayers and preaches from Martin Luther, where he asks God to lend strength to a monestary with a Syphillis epidemic...
 
@Vapour,

Have we met here before? What's your deal?

Is this Earth-Moon formation a 'coincidence'? Since modern humanity evolved, we've observed the Sun and Moon as being the same size (mOOn). Is this just another 'great cosmic coincidence' or is there a grand design behind it all?

There are 4 lunar phases of roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each. The lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = solar year. Venus orbits at an average of .7 AU & Mercury .4 AU. Venus' orbit is 7.4 average Earth months, etc.

See GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com .
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"6 4th Quarter Fouls Worse For Bogie Or Refs?" - NBA: The Jump on ESPN 2

Hey @Brad Watson_Miami I'm about to head to my bookie, what's tonight's score going to be.
@Flowers For Sonichu said before the series started on here that if it went 7 games and Chicago(7) Cubs(4) win 7-4 that that would be a sign of the Christ's return.

Found this online:
If Donald Trump Wins, He Will Be 70 Years, 7 Months And 7 Days Old On His First Full Day In Office

So... looks like the 7_4 rules means The Donald is part of God's plan.
Hillary was born in '47.
 
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Is this Earth-Moon formation a 'coincidence'? Since modern humanity evolved, we've observed the Sun and Moon as being the same size (mOOn). Is this just another 'great cosmic coincidence' or is there a grand design behind it all?

There are 4 lunar phases of roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each. The lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = solar year. Venus orbits at an average of .7 AU & Mercury .4 AU. Venus' orbit is 7.4 average Earth months, etc.

See GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com .

7 days is approx. 1.122e+49 in Planck time.
One lunar year is approx. 5.6791163e+50 in Planck time.
4 days is approx. 6.41e+48 in Planck time.

0.7 AU is 6.545 × 1045 Planck lengths
0.4 AU is 3.74 × 1045 Planck lengths

Etc.
 
"7 Things Every Medicare Supplement Should Have" - ad for Humana on CNN

Exactly 34.9 percent of World Series have gone to seven games."
Source?

Like that he fantasizes about others burning in hell
I've never said, "Burn in hell" - I don't believe in that dogma. You are an evil liar. Heaven and hell are frames-of-mind.
 
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@4Macie,

You haven't been here in awhile. Tonight is Game 7 in the World Series. Who do you think will win* their 4th game, Cubs(4) or Indians(7)?


*Synchronism: 15:52 "We won't win this election unless..." - Pres. Obama live in Chapel Hill on CNN
 
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Don't forget intentionally lying to people repeatedly as well, since he is still bringing up stuff that has been decisively shown to be patently false.

Very good point. He lies so much it's easier to spot when tells the truth.
 
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Don't forget intentionally lying to people repeatedly as well, since he is still bringing up stuff that has been decisively shown to be patently false.
I'm not sure if Brad considers himself capable of lying. He seems to be laboring under the idea that something becomes true just by him saying it.
 
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