Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Wow. That is the update we get from B-rad?

The numbers for the shooting didn't work out?

Also Brad, you still haven't answered me: what will you do when your inauguration day prediction is wrong? Shit yourself and do nothing? Admit that you aren't a god? Squeak and pretend it didn't happen?
 
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Wow. That is the update we get from B-rad?

The numbers for the shooting didn't work out?

Also Brad, you still haven't answered me: what will you do when your inauguration day prediction is wrong? Shit yourself and do nothing? Admit that you aren't a god? Squeak and pretend it didn't happen?
Brad has yet to admit to shitting himself. Actually, he might have rather good hygiene, rare for a lolcow.
 
Brad has yet to admit to shitting himself. Actually, he might have rather good hygiene, rare for a lolcow.
True. He may even have a long-time girlfriend, which is almost unheard of in lolcows.
Though I am still not convinced she isn't his care-er.

So, hey Brenda, if you want someone who can appreciate you and still get it up, msg me, bby.
 
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Hey @Brad Watson_Miami , I'm a big fan of the Who and was curious if you were at all familiar with Townshend's concept for Lifehouse, it was supposed to be their third rock opera but their producers felt the concept was too abstract for the public to understand so it was scrapped into one of their best selling albums, Who's Next, and Townshend didn't see the concept into fruition for thirty something years later.

Anyway, the story hinges around two things: an omnipresent government that controls every aspect of its citizens lives who are hooked into its grid, and that all of life was founded by a single musical note that the government corrupted to in part control the masses. In your opinion is there any particular note that's more ethereal than others?
 
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Anyway, the story hinges around two things: an omnipresent government that controls every aspect of its citizens lives who are hooked into its grid, and that all of life was founded by a single musical note that the government corrupted to in part control the masses.

Huh. That has a fleeting similarity to Tolkien's backstory in the Silmarillion, where Middle-earth was originally sung into existence by Eru Iluvatar, the God character, and the Valar, who are like archangels or saints. Everything bad or wrong in Middle-earth got its start when Melkor (later renamed Morgoth, aka Sauron's boss) corrupted the music by singing his own, dissonant notes. I am also interested in Brad's answer to @entropyseekswork's question about what notes might be more heavenly.
 
I just sent the following contact message to http://prophecyproof.com ...

The Bible prophecy re: the '666 Antichrist' (Revelation 13:18) is fulfilled by Donald Trump = 666 using the 'Evil 48 Code' of A=49, B50...
D52+O63+N62+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64 = 666

Trump's actions are the exact opposite of the Christ's; he's the current Antichrist.

You can't have the Antichrist without having the 2nd Coming of the Christ who must fulfill the prophecy of Rev 5:1 by producing the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I have revealed great secrets kept since the founding of Earth.
 
I just sent the following contact message to http://prophecyproof.com ...

The Bible prophecy re: the '666 Antichrist' (Revelation 13:18) is fulfilled by Donald Trump = 666 using the 'Evil 48 Code' of A=49, B50...
D52+O63+N62+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64 = 666

Trump's actions are the exact opposite of the Christ's; he's the current Antichrist.

You can't have the Antichrist without having the 2nd Coming of the Christ who must fulfill the prophecy of Rev 5:1 by producing the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I have revealed great secrets kept since the founding of Earth.

Oh, you're trying to make new friends, that's nice. You should ask your caretaker to arrange a playdate for you, that'll be a good second step. :optimistic:

Also, why are you telling us this when you already declared that most of us are the helpers of the devil? Isn't it kind of idiotic to tell us what you're up to? Isn't it the job of evil to sabotage god and his helpers?
 
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I just sent the following contact message to http://prophecyproof.com ...

The Bible prophecy re: the '666 Antichrist' (Revelation 13:18) is fulfilled by Donald Trump = 666 using the 'Evil 48 Code' of A=49, B50...
D52+O63+N62+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64 = 666

Trump's actions are the exact opposite of the Christ's; he's the current Antichrist.

You can't have the Antichrist without having the 2nd Coming of the Christ who must fulfill the prophecy of Rev 5:1 by producing the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I have revealed great secrets kept since the founding of Earth.

I just took a piss.
 
All I can say is you will likely be equally rejected there as you are any other place but here since you act like a fucking bot dude.

And Brad does treat it as ad space; it's why I call this thread a dumpsterfire and wouldn't care if it is closed early like Shaner's.
Gotta agree, at this point the thread is just free ad space for Numbers Jesus. We should start charging him or lock the thread.
 
Plot twist: It's actually the very first Golden Globes. They just named it the 74th to please Brad.

If Brad is the Christ, and Trump the Antichrist, does that mean Trump goes around returning stolen photographs of jazz musicians to the original photographers? I might have some respect for him, if so. Unfortunately, that might mean Trump plays a game called flog, but that's such a common kink it's not even weird anymore.
 
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And last year the 73rd Annual Golden Globes Awards were on at this time. And next year the 75th Annual Golden Globes Awards will be on. What is the significance of the 74th one happening now?
I just tweaked the Title Page of There Are No Coincidences and the "7 Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'...


There is synchronism, nonlocality, retrocausality, subconscious telepathy, and design-and-alignment.
Everything evolves by laws of Nature, is
(w)holē40 and mathematically interwoven. Everything is connected; there are patterns within the 'chaos'. Every†hing has meaning in the Grand Scheme of GOD/FOD’s universes. Anytime an idea19* is connect59/74ed to Nature, it’s not only logical59, it’s inevitable, i.e. sacred** geometry/ gematria74 (in English774) and base 10 (10 fingers). In this biocentric/ anthropocentric Universe, we’re not only “observers who affect the experiment”, we’re participants and cocreators…

Metonic cycle=19 solar years=235 synodic or 254 sidereal months74. Eclipse series=19 eclipse y=223 syn. mo. Eclipse year/two eclipse seasons 18.6 days shy of y. 13 lunar mo.=solar y+18.6 days. Nutation: Moon’s 18.6 y cycle (US maps coastlines every 18.6 y). Earth orbits at 18.6 mps & 186,000,000 mile dia. BH of one19 solar mass=Schwarzschild radius of 1.86 miles. Venus 18.75 days in each zodiac sign. Uranus 19.19 AU, Neptune 19 hour day. SOL=186,282 mi/s. 19, King Tut d at 18-19 y. Bhagvad7 Gita4 18:6 & 18:62-3 (Mahabharata74). Hebrew calendar’s 19 y cycle, A1d4a1m13 and19 Eve (חוה=19), **S=19th letter (Shape/Symbol/ Sign of Snake/Serpent, She, Sin, Son, Secret, Six, Seven Seals).


*Synchronism: 22:04 "Robert E. Lee's field glasses"... "Watson!" - Elementary on CBS
 
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I just tweaked the Title Page of There Are No Coincidences and the "7 Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'...


There is synchronism, nonlocality, retrocausality, subconscious telepathy, and design-and-alignment. Everything evolves by laws of Nature, is (w)holē40 and mathematically interwoven. Everything is connected; there are patterns within the chaos. Every†hing has meaning in the Grand Scheme of GOD/FOD’s universes. Anytime an idea19* is connect59/74ed to Nature, it’s not only logical59, it’s inevitable, i.e. sacred** geometry/ gematria74, English774 and base 10 (10 fingers). In this biocentric/ anthropocentric Universe, we’re not only “observers who affect the experiment”, we’re participants and cocreators…

Metonic cycle=19 solar years=235 synodic or 254 sidereal months74. Eclipse series=19 eclipse y=223 syn. mo. Eclipse year/two eclipse seasons 18.6 days shy of y. 13 lunar mo.=solar y+18.6 days. Nutation: Moon’s 18.6 y cycle (US maps coastlines every 18.6 y). Earth orbits at 18.6 mps & 186,000,000 mile dia. BH of one19 solar mass=Schwarzschild radius of 1.86 miles. Venus 18.75 days in each zodiac sign. Uranus 19.19 AU, Neptune 19 hour day. SOL=186,282 mi/s. 19, King Tut d at 18-19 y. Bhagvad7 Gita4 18:6 & 18:62-3 (Mahabharata74). Hebrew calendar’s 19 y cycle, A1d4a1m13 and19 Eve (חוה=19), **S=19th letter (Shape/Symbol/ Sign of Snake/Serpent, She, Sin, Son, Secret, Six, Seven Seals).


*Synchronism: 22:04 "Robert E. Lee's field glasses"... "Watson!" - Elementary on CBS
Brad, you get too worked up over numbers. Go out with a buddy tomorrow, toss some golf balls around, and leave the scorecard at home. Just have some fun, m'man.
 
Brad, you get too worked up over numbers. Go out with a buddy tomorrow, toss some golf balls around, and leave the scorecard at home. Just have some fun, m'man.
He can't even play it without autistically tracking numbers. The only peace he'll face with this problem is the peace of the grave if he can't get his brain disease back under control.
 
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He can't even play it without autistically tracking numbers. The only peace he'll face with this problem is the peace of the grave if he can't get his brain disease back under control.
I'm sure his therapist will support him getting out and having some fresh air with a buddy.
 
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