Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@CanofSoda,

I first wrote this over 10 years ago...

Theory of Luck 100 = (karma 4 + modesty 1) x (desire 4 + actions 4 + ability 4 + contribution 4 + blessings 4)

“The soul of man is immortal, and will be treated with justice in another life respecting
its conduct in this.” – Benjamin Franklin reincarnated as Abraham Lincoln

“Anyone who is successful and doesn’t use the word ‘luck’ is a liar!” – Paul Newman​

“Didn’t David say that GOD requires a ‘sacrifice’ for sin?” - Aquarian Gospel 18:6

“I will give to each one of you according to your works.”
- Matthew 16:27, The Revelation 2:23, 20:12, & 22:12

“The collision that created the moon was also a major stroke of luck for Earth. That impact was so immense that it forced Earth’s axis to tilt in relation to the Sun – causing the familiar seasons. And without the stabilizing influence of the moon, Earth would wobble dramatically about its axis. Today, the planet would experience wild (devastating) climate swings.” - Origins (NOVA)

The Theory of Luck is the 7th principle in the Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles. The Theory of Luck is primarily intended to explain how one is lucky enough (or unlucky enough) to be incarnated when, where, and why one is brought back into physical existence here on Earth, another planet, or another “plane of existence”. The Theory of 3 Methods of Interstellar Travel points out that ‘we’ are able to literally travel to other solar systems by means of: (1) spaceships traveling beyond the speed-of-light, e.g. Star Trek, (2) natural and artificially produced wormholes, i.e. Stargate, (3) death allows our soul the possibility of traversing the universes, i.e. ‘going to heaven’. Heaven and heavens have always been confused. They can be separate: “heaven is at hand.” – Matthew 3:2, 4:17, 10:7, Mark 1:15, or they can be combined: when your soul leaves Earth at the time of your death and decides to head elsewhere in search of ‘God’ and ‘a paradise existence’ - heaven. But is there any place in the heavens better than beautiful Mother Earth?! Are there going to be any hipper angels to ‘hang out with’ than Earthlings?!

“The Egyptian Book of the Dead imagines that the most glorious place you could live
is right here on Earth.” – History Channel

“The Christian doctrine of resurrection is the rising again to life of the body after death.” It's wrong. Jesus son of Joseph had a near-death experience on the Cross and may have lived another 40 years.* His soul has been reincarnated many times in the last 2,000 years.

“According to Pythagorean teaching, the soul survives bodily death, being immortal and merely confined to the body.” “According to modern popular Hinduism, the state in which the soul is reborn is predetermined by the good or bad deeds (karma) done in former incarnations.” “The idea of transmigration was never adopted into orthodox Judaism or Christianity. Among Jews, only the mystical Kaballists adopted it as part of their system of philosophy. The Gnostics and the Manichaeans also believed in transmigration, but early Christians who adopted Gnostic and Manichaean doctrines were declared heretics by the Church.” – Encarta Encyclopedia “The Templars found the secret of eternal life.” – Discovery Ch.

luck (100 points): 1. the force that seems to operate for good or ill in a person’s life, as in shaping circumstances, events, or opportunities. 2. good fortune; advantage or success, considered as the result of chance. 3. a combination of circumstances, events, etc., operating by chance to bring good or ill to a person. 4. some object on which good fortune is supposed to depend.

“You need a little luck to win a Championship…and we have Jesus on our side!” – LeBron James

“No, I don’t believe in luck, but I do believe in assigning a value to things.”
- mathematician John Nash from the movie A Beautiful Mind

John Nash was both wrong and right! Wrong, in so much that luck is a real force. Right, in so much that the theory of luck equation has variables that possess value. The variables: karma, modesty, desire, actions, abilities, contribution, & blessings are interrelated, yet they each exist separately with their own value. Luck is involved in much more than how, when, and where we are reincarnated - it’s an energy that permeates the universes and is apparent in everyone’s daily lives. In regards to chance, since There Are No Coincidences, ‘pure chance’ does not exist!

GOD does throw dice, but BEWARE – GOD knows all probabilities and GOD's dice are loaded!

karma (4 points): 1. Hinduism, Buddhism. actions seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results, good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in Hinduism one of the means of reaching Brahman (the impersonal supreme being, the primal source and ultimate goal of all beings, with which Atman [the World Soul] when enlightened, knows itself to be identical.) 2. Theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person’s deeds in the previous incarnation. 3. the good or bad emanation felt to be generated by someone or something.

“What we do in life echoes in eternity.” – MLK

♫“What goes around comes around, what goes up must come down.”♫ – Alicia Keys’ Karma

modesty (1 point): freedom from vanity and boastfulness. 2. regard for decency of behavior, speech, dress, etc. 3. simplicity; moderation. modest: having or showing a moderate or humble estimate of one's merits, importance, etc.; free from egotism, great pretensions, ostentation or showy extravagance.

Our ‘soul-ar energy’ is eternal and eternity is a really looong time! Eternity is all of time: beginning, end, past, present, future, void, a constant (speed-of-light), and hypertime (time travel). Many Christians & others don’t believe in ‘previous lives’, yet they believe in ‘eternal life’. Huh? What was their soul doing before they were born?! These same Christians espouse “being born again” and “the resurrection of the dead,” but the full meaning of these ‘New’ Testament phrases (which are 1900+ years old) escapes them; they’ve been taught wrong! If one believes, “Your spirit begins with this birth (or conception) and continues forever,” that is not eternal lifethat is perpetual life! (see dictionary) Eternal life requires past & future lives! The Law of Conservation of Energy states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, although it can change form. Consciousness cannot be created or destroyed, although it can be transformed. Information can be created but not destroyed, only transferred.

“Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.” - ?​

“Pythagoras believed that we remember a good deal of what we know from a previous life.”
Pythagoras was the first to believe that the workings of the material universe are expressible in terms of mathematics.” – The Story of Philosophy

desire (4 points): 1. to wish, long for, crave, or want. 2. to express a wish to obtain; ask for; request. 3. a longing or craving, as for something that brings satisfaction or enjoyment: a desire for fame.

“GOD helps those who help themselves.”

“I believe a man makes his own luck.” “You are all ‘hard luck cases’. Well, I don’t believe in ‘hard luck’, so we’ll be returning to fundamentals.” – 12 O’clock High movie
action(s) (4 points): 1. the processor state of acting or being active. 2. something done or performed; act; deed. 3. an act that one consciously wills and that may be characterized by physical or mental activity.

All our actions have consequences. Our universe behaves logically – it’s causal – it’s both very simple and quite complex.

ability (4 points): 1. power or capacity to do or act physically, mentally, legally, morally, financially, etc. 2. competence in an activity or occupation because of one’s skill, training, or other qualification: the ability to sing well. 3. abilities: talents, special skills, or aptitudes: Composing music is beyond his abilities.

“Winning any golf tournament involves luck” – Tiger Woods

“The more I practice, the luckier I get.” “The better I play, the luckier I get.” Gary Player​

The phrase, “He/she was born with a ‘gift’ from GOD” is used a lot, yet this Universe doesn’t work that way! The Creator doesn’t oversee the GET-PA (GOD’s Earth Talent & Physical Attributes) Lottery based on chance. GOD isn’t a Santa Claus who randomly rewards. Where’s the logic in that?* Even Santa only rewards the good kids! Abilities at birth are a combination of past lives’ experience and current DNA. As the child matures, environment is a huge influence, but that should never be evaluated as a coincidence either.

“A man who preserves his integrity no real, long-term harm can ever come.” – Socrates

“God put us on Earth to help each other.” – Everybody Loves Raymond

contribution (4 pts): to give (money, time, knowledge, assistance, etc.) to a common supply, fund, etc.

“To ‘do it’ for others is actually easier.” #1 golfer Lorena Ochoa

The System
is well aware of our actions and how they affect the whole. “Everything affects everything.”movie I.Q.

Greed and violence never receive lasting reward, but always receive punishment. However, benevolence always receives both present and eternal reward!

♫“Each person there compares me to those in my past whom I now succeed, but how can whatever I do for them now be enough?”♫ – Aida 2004​

blessings (4 points): 1. to consecrate or sanctify by a religious rite; make or pronounce holy. 2. to request of GOD the bestowal of divine favor on someone or something. 3. to bestow good of any kind, and to extol as holy. 4. to wish ‘good luck’.

‘Good luck?’ Thanks, but we create our own luck.​

I used to make the mistake of dismissing (a) blessings from people and choosing (b) we create our own luck, when it’s (c) both of the above. When others wish you “Good luck”, or root for you or a team, that mental energy affects the equation! They consciously or subconsciously acknowledge that your desire may contribute to them as an individual and to The Greater Good. (Gooooooood>Good)

*When encountering opposing metaphysical beliefs, scientific experimentation will prove the most logical theory correct.

“Two-thirds of the world’s population believes in reincarnation or rebirth. It was widespread in early Christianity. It appears that the doctrine of reincarnation was treated by the early Christians as a secret tradition not to be revealed to laypeople, and was only handed down to the select.”book Beyond Death

“Through the scroll you will live forever!” “I am yesterday, I know tomorrow.”
- Egyptian Book of the Dead
& King Tut’s innermost shrine
☼ Albert Einstein & Marilyn Monroe were not only intimate, he convinced her to secretly agree to take part in an experiment in reincarnation!

“Put me back in, Coach!” “OK, but catch your breath, rest a bit, have some water and cool down while we wait for the perfect place & time,” replied GOD.

“Champions take chances and pressure is a privilege.” – Billie Jean King
“If Einstein was so smart, why wasn’t he a millionaire?” - USA Today commentary. Pretty smug for a 2nd class writer. Well, answer me this: How much does immortality cost?! I was Einstein and I chose/choose God over Gold.

♫“And she’s buying a Stairway To Heaven”♫ Note: Einstein’s estate made $20 million in ’06.
t 5/12/07 7:40PT “It’s kind of a karma thing” - CNN

“For those who do good deeds, there shall be the best reward and yet more blessings.”
– Qur'an 10:27


*Synchronism: 22:08 "Smart hits a 3-pointer for the Celtics." - Boston vs. Cleveland

22:46 "The past never remains buried..." ad for The Mummy
 
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Synchronism: 20:12 "Operation Car Wash convicts hundreds in Brazilian Govt corruption case." - CBS 60 Minutes (S49/Ep36, 2017)

Their luck caught up to them.

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20:27 "Was it coincidence or where you placed there?" "I was placed there." - snitch. "Was it coincidence or were they placed there? "Coincidence." - DA. The judge ruled the snitch was telling the truth - There Are No Coincidences. on 60 Minutes

@nad7155,

Bruno Mars is the reincarnation of Elvis Presley. Mars is headlining the Billboard Music Awards tonight. What else would Elvis' soul be doing?
Elvis reincanated as Bruno Mars.jpeg



Synchonism: 22:40 "Hello, my name is Watson... I'm working with over a billion people. I look forward to working with you." - IBM ad during Boston vs. Cleveland
 
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@CanofSoda and everyone,

Bradley hit a 3-pointer at the end that bounced thee times on the rim before going in to give Boston and Coach Brad Stevens the victory after being down 21 points in the 3rd quarter. Very lucky and very synchronic! If you weren't watching live on TNT, turn it on now or ESPN SportsCenter and you'll see this replay over-and-over again. A very lucky three bounces on the rim.
 
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@Batman VS Tony Danza,

You're not a fan of Elvis and Bruno Mars? What have you ever accomplished?

The second coming of Christ has tried to curse me several times and nothing seems to stick. God incarnate himself can't do anything to me. That's quite the accomplishment, don't you think? If there's a new bible then I think I'm definitely worth a mention just for that.
 
@CanofSoda and everyone,

Bradley hit a 3-pointer at the end that bounced twice on the rim before going in to give Boston and Coach Brad Stevens the victory. Very lucky and very synchronic! If you weren't watching live on TNT, turn it on now or ESPN SportsCenter and you'll see this replay over-and-over again. A very lucky two bounces on the rim.

Why wasn't it four bounces? Did it happen seven times? I'm so confused. Where does FOD fit into this?
 
@Brad Watson_Miami, can you solve this equation?

loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding × guilt × shame × failure × judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=dark side

@nad7155,

Bruno Mars is the reincarnation of Elvis Presley. Mars is headlining the Billboard Music Awards tonight. What else would Elvis' soul be doing?
Working on a state road crew?
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@CanofSoda & everyone,

One of the reasons I write here is so I can document real-time synchronisms. Last night's Celtics vs. Cavaliers game was a perfect example of this. Did you watch it? LeBron James had a very poor game and afterward had an argument with a fan where James asked him, "What have you ever done?" Note how I had 'coincidentally' asked @Batman VS Tony Danza that in post #20098.

“You need a little luck to win a Championship…and we have Jesus on our side!” – LeBron James​

Not last night, I was rooting for the underdog Celtics. I had quoted LeBron years ago when he was with Miami. In his first year here, the Theory of Luck Equation read...

Theory of Luck 100 = karma 5 x (desire 4 + actions 4 + ability 4 + contribution 4 + blessings 4)
As a Miami Heat fan, I watched the entire 7-game Championship Series with the Dallas Mavericks. Miami with LeBron, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh had the better personel, but I was bothered by LeBron's and Wade's boasting - that's a negative. I observed how the Heat had some bad luck with bols bouncing off the basket that could have gone in. Miami lost the Championship, and LeBron and Wade were humiliated.

Almost always, the only way for the very boastful to become humble is through humiliation. But modesty is subtley different fom humility. If one is modest to begin with, then they need not be humiliated to become humble.

I then tweaked the equation...

Theory of Luck 100 = (karma 4 + modesty 1) x (desire 4 + actions 4 + ability 4 + contribution 4 + blessings 4)

It was then correct and I've experimented with it for 6 years now confirming it. Last night was another scientific proof.

Note: LeBron James spent the first 7 years of his NBA career with Cleveland. He then spent 4 years with Miami before returning to Cleveland where they won their first Championship.


The Second Coming of Christ has tried to curse me several times
No, I don't "curse" anyone. When the accused goes before a judge (and jury), if they're found guilty, they receive a sentence.
and nothing seems to stick. God-incarnate himself can't do anything to me.
Wrong and perpetuity is a looooooooooooooooooong time.
That's quite the accomplishment, don't you think?
No. I'll reword the original question. What have you accomplished outside this thread?
If there's a new Bible then I think I'm definitely worth a mention just for that.
Wrong again. I AM not rewriting the Bible. I AM fulfilling prophecy and this thread is documenting that. Like Gene Parmesan referred to my "sequel/prequel to the Bible" in post #1, this thread is part of the Bible's sequel.


Synchronism: 9:17 Donald Trump has left the Church of the Holy Sepelchre in Jerusalem and is about to arrive at the Western Wall. - CNN
 
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The ancients - especially the women - observed that the menstrual cycle was of similar length as the lunar cycle: 29 1/2 days. There are ~28 (7x4) days of light in the lunar cycle (one day of New Moon) and the menstrual cycle is an average of 28 days.
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cycle

"By nature, women are lunar. It's no coincidence that the length of our menstrual cycles are synced up with the waxing and waning of the moon, occurring around every 28 days. If we are synced up with the moon's cycle, we will menstruate around the new moon and ovulate around the full moon."
https://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-17614/how-to-sync-your-menstrual-cycle-with-the-moon.html

This is Nature's way of expressing "As Above, So Below". The ancients maybe c. 30,000 BC began to keep track of the days in both the menstrual and lunar cycles. This was the origin of mathematics and science; it also had religious connections, e.g. Noah's Ark & King Solomon's Temple were both 30 cubits high, "30 pieces of silver", Jesus crucified in 30 AD, etc.
 
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No. I'll reword the original question. What have you accomplished outside this thread?

Brad, you're a middle-aged schizophrenic felon who believes he's the messiah and you think Weekly World News is a valid source of information. I don't think you want to start pulling at that string because sane people don't have to steal their accomplishments from dead historical figures.

An accomplishment I can claim without powerleveling? I've never been arrested and I'm surrounded by family that I love dearly. Can you say the same?
 
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@CanofSoda & everyone,

One of the reasons I write here is so I can document real-time synchronisms. Last night's Celtics vs. Cavaliers game was a perfect example of this. Did you watch it? LeBron James had a very poor game and afterward had an argument with a fan where James asked him, "What have you ever done?" Note how I had 'coincidentally' asked @Batman VS Tony Danza that in post #20098.

“You need a little luck to win a Championship…and we have Jesus on our side!” – LeBron James​

Not last night, I was rooting for the underdog Celtics. I had quoted LeBron years ago when he was with Miami. In his first year here, the Theory of Luck Equation read...

Theory of Luck 100 = karma 5 x (desire 4 + actions 4 + ability 4 + contribution 4 + blessings 4)
As a Miami Heat fan, I watched the entire 7-game Championship Series with the Dallas Mavericks. Miami with LeBron, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh had the better personel, but I was bothered by LeBron's and Wade's boasting - that's a negative. I observed how the Heat had some bad luck with bols bouncing off the basket that could have gone in. Miami lost the Championship, and LeBron and Wade were humiliated.

Almost always, the only way for the very boastful to become humble is through humiliation. But modesty is subtley different fom humility. If one is modest to begin with, then they need not be humiliated to become humble.

I then tweaked the equation...

Theory of Luck 100 = (karma 4 + modesty 1) x (desire 4 + actions 4 + ability 4 + contribution 4 + blessings 4)

It was then correct and I've experimented with it for 6 years now confirming it. Last night was another scientific proof.

Note: LeBron James spent the first 7 years of his NBA career with Cleveland. He then spent 4 years with Miami before returning to Cleveland where they won their first Championship.

Translation: Gibberish, Gibberish and stuff that gets you a one-way ticket to an insane asylum
 
All I can think of here is the year NPR's Morning Edition announced an April Fool's joke: they said, with total deadpan seriousness, that the Boston Celtics were changing the pronunciation of their name from SELL-tics to the historically correct KELL-tics, having had many requests from Boston's famously large Irish community on the matter. My mother absolutely believed this, right up until they revealed it was a joke on the evening show, All Things Considered. Of course, it wouldn't change the numerical value of the name, but it was probably their best and most successful April 1 piss-take.
 
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A Sinkhole Just Opened In Front Of President Trump's Mar-A-Lago Estate

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/a-sinkhole-just-opened-in-front-of-president-trump’s-mar-a-lago-estate/ar-BBBoHf5?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

My comment...

Clearly a hole to Hell. This 'coincidentally' occurred when Trump told the Muslim leaders gathered in Saudi Arabia, "We will drive out the evil!"

Donald Trump 666 (when A=49, B50...) is the current Antichrist: his actions are the opposite of the Christ. His budget cuts include $800 billion from Medicare to support increases in military spending and his changes in Obamacare allow great tax breaks to the very wealthy. This is the exact opposite of what the Christ would do.

Trump's trip and lip service to Saudi Arabia, Israel, Palestine, and the Vatican prove that he is the False Messiah: 666 Antichrist.

D52+O63+N62+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64 = 666

"Numbers don't lie", while Trump is a compulsive/pathological liar.

The good news (gospel) is that you can't have the 666 Antichrist without having the return of the Christ. See the "7 Seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories' at http://7seals.blogspot.com . I've unveiled secrets hidden since the founding of this world.

@Bob Page,

Fist time here? I AM sorry you don't understand my writings, but you're not trying to. For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to
"Judge everyone according to their actions"?
 
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