Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[NobleGreyHorse]

It's often fashionable in non-Christian circles to say that Jesus wasn't divine, but was a good moral teacher.

To be fair, this isn't just random New Agey types -- this is actual dogma in Islam, where he is highly honored, and Buddhism, where he is on the level of a bodhisattva (an "awakened one" who will be released from samsara upon his death -- sort of like a saint). So there are people who are into the religion stuff, just different religions, who appreciate things he said in their own ways.

 

[GethN7]

To be fair, this isn't just random New Agey types -- this is actual dogma in Islam, where he is highly honored, and Buddhism, where he is on the level of a bodhisattva (an "awakened one" who will be released from samsara upon his death -- sort of like a saint). So there are people who are into the religion stuff, just different religions, who appreciate things he said in their own ways.

Some sperging to hash some earlier points out.

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Funnily enough, if you give the Bible a good reading, you'll notice there is form of monolatry, or the tenet that certain gods are for certain people, particularly in the Old Testament, where God limited the religious franchise to the Jewish people and those willing to assume the same cultural and religious identity.

Even the New Testament doesn't entirely discount this possibility, though since Jesus kicked opened the doors of Christianity to everyone, said beliefs are obviously touted as preferable to any other.

One thing that does remain consistent however is that God did not take kindly to his faith being treated as any lesser than another, he personally made the god Dagon his bitch over this crap when the Philistines captured the Ark of the Covenant at one point.

Even Paul in the New Testament wasn't an asshat over different religions, he was chill enough to reasonably discuss his own beliefs on Mars Hill in the Book of Acts, and while he didn't get a lot of converts, he was civil enough they were decent enough to hear him out, and Jesus never showed outright contempt of other faiths, he simply glorified his Father as the Way, Truth, and The Light instead.

Regardless, one thing both phases of said beliefs have in common is that God could be jealous and wrathful by his own admission, but only if you went out of your way to anger him by guidelines he spelled out in advance, and if he touted a belief in something, it stayed consistent, with the only exceptions being tests of character to see how strong one's faith was.

For example, in the Book of Ezekiel, he asks Ezekiel to keep doing all sorts of crazy things, but he finally balks when God asks him to cook food over human excrement, but God let him off from doing so because Ezekiel could not bring himself to break God's earlier commandment to not make oneself unclean in God's presence, and God saw that Ezekiel's refusal was sign of faith, not defiance, thus said test of character was just that, much like when Abraham was tested when God told him to sacrifice his only son, and God let him off the hook because he was simply proving a point that he wanted to see if Abraham was obedient, and he instead provided an actual animal to sacrifice instead at the last minute, as God made clear he was never going to force Abraham to kill his own son to begin with, as God did not condone the taking of human life by another except during war or for punishment of a crime worthy of death as penance.

The tl;dr is that God has standards he won't compromise, and his Son merely continued this policy while taking down the barriers to anyone believing in God if they so chose, but neither had a policy of being hypocrites simply out of capriciousness.

Ergo, he who calls himself Christ in this thread is thus not being consistent to what believers in God and his Son believe, not to mention is showing far more contempt for others and none of the mercy those who believe in both expect.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Jesus74 son of Joseph73 (John47 1:45) was God-incarnate; his reincarnating soul was the same as the ET God7_4-guy in the Guardin'74 of Eden. The Messiah74/Christ was born on Saturday (Sabbath) April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 29 Nisan 3755 HC - he was an Aries the Ram/Lamb. Y'shua74 was lashed 39x and nailed on74* the Cross74 on the 1st day of Passover: Good7__4 Friday74 April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC. Again, this was under the sign of Aries and Jesus was the "Lamb of GOD".

About 37 hours after being taken down from the Cross before sunset, Jesus first appeared to his pregnant wife Mary Magdalen at sunrise on Sunday April 9. He hung out in Jerusalem and Galilee for 40 days before he splits. Legends have him going to Egypt, then to the South of France, and then to Glastonbury with Joseph of Arimathea. Jesus may have lived for 40 years after his crucifixion (70 AD?) when he died. After one year, his bones were put in an ossuary which was placed in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com in Talpiot between Jerusalem and Bethlehem.

The virgin birth was a myth propagated so as to give Jesus a godlike nature like Alexander the Great (Greeks), Mithras (Persians), Horus (Egyptians), etc. The Ascension into the heavens74 described in Acts was also a myth used to give Jesus godlike powers. But the Ascension Story also provided Jesus with safety! Those that believed the story and even those who didn't realized that he was out of the picture and wasn't threating Hebrew dogma or the Roman leadership. Christianity eventually took over the Roman Empire with Emperor Constantine. He was bothered by the citizens making such a BIG deal of Jesus the Christ and not thinking of him as god on Earth which was the former tradition of emperors. But Constantine and emperors who followed him felt no threat from Jesus who had been dead for ~300 years and the Truth of his descendants was squashed.

The Revelation 5:1 describes a "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals" that only the returned Christ can produce. I've accomplished this with the "7 Seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories' that only Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce. See http://7seals.blogspot.com .

But what about the prophecy of Jesus' return? Well, the myth of the Ascension in Acts has him returning in the same body and floating down from the heavens while everyone is able to see this all-important event. Of course, this is very illogical and defies many laws of science, but over 50% of the 2.5 billion Christians worldwide believe this. The Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodox and most Protestant churches strongly oppose reincarnation! The Inquisition burned Giordano Bruno at the stake in Roma in 1600 for his teaching reincarnation (although History Channel's Ancient Aliens states it was because of his 'many-worlds' teaching). Ignoring/dismissing The Truth of reincarnation by the Vatican and other Christian leaders keeps them in power by them appearing to hold the Key74 to Heaven.


*Synchronism: 19:35 "Why is this number so important" - Colonial Insurance ad

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Jesus74 son of Joseph73 (John47 1:45) was God-incarnate; his reincarnating soul was the same as the ET God4_7-guy in the Guardin'74 of Eden. The Messiah74/Christ was born on Saturday (Sabbath) April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 29 Nisan 3755 HC - he was an Aries the Ram/Lamb. Y'shua74 was lashed 39x and nailed on74* the 1st day of Passover: Good7__4 Friday74 April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC again under the sign of Aries and Jesus was the "Lamb of GOD".

About 37 hours after being taken down from the Cross before sunset, Jesus first appeared to his pregnant wife Mary Magdalen at sunrise on Sunday April 9. He hung out in Jerusalem and Galilee for 40 days before he splits. Legends have him going to Egypt, then to the South of France, and then to Glastonbury with Joseph of Arimathea. Jesus may have lived for 40 years after his crucifixion (70 AD?) when he died. After one year, his bones were put in an ossuary which was placed in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com in Talpiot between Jerusalem and Bethlehem.

The virgin birth was a myth propagated so as to give Jesus a godlike nature like Alexander the Great (Greeks), Mithras (Persians), Horus (Egyptians), etc. The Ascension into the heavens described in Acts was also a myth used to give Jesus godlike powers. But the Ascension Story also provided Jesus with safety! Those that believed the story and even those who didn't realized that he was out of the picture and wasn't threating Hebrew dogma or the Roman leadership. Christianity eventually took over the Roman Empire with Emperor Constantine. He was bothered by the citizens making such a BIG deal of Jesus the Christ and not thinking of him as god on Earth which was the former tradition of emperors. But Constantine and emperors who followed him felt no threat from Jesus who had been dead for ~300 years and the Truth of his descendants was squashed.

The Revelation 5:1 describes a "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals" that only the returned Christ can produce. I've accomplished this with the "7 Seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories' that only Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce. See http://7seals.blogspot.com .

But what about the prophecy of Jesus' return? Well, the myth of the Ascension in Acts has him returning in the same body and floating down from the heavens while everyone is able to see this all-important event. Of course, this is very illogical and defies many laws of science, but over 50% of the 2.5 billion Christians worldwide believe this. The Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodox and most Protestant churches strongly oppose reincarnation! The Inquisition burned Giordano Bruno at the stake in Roma in 1600 for his teaching reincarnation (although History Channel's Ancient Aliens states it was because of his 'many-worlds' teaching). Ignoring/dismissing The Truth of reincarnation by the Vatican and other Christian leaders keeps them in power.


*Synchronism: 19:35 "Why is this number so important" - Colonial Insurance ad

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This shit is hilarious.

 

[VoreDoggy]

Bradley still hasn't addressed the question of the Earth travelling on a turtle's(7) back(4)

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Well, he also hasn't noticed that you can't call written content a seal because wax seals kept written content shut. To be even vaguely logical, he'd have to call each of his "seals" chapters or books or something, but logic is not his strong point. He has been called on this and doubled down on a "seal" being one of his batshit theories, not the thing keeping it mercifully shut.

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

Jesus74 son of Joseph73 (John47 1:45) was God-incarnate; his reincarnating soul was the same as the ET God4_7-guy in the Guardin'74 of Eden. The Messiah74/Christ was born on Saturday (Sabbath) April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 29 Nisan 3755 HC - he was an Aries the Ram/Lamb. Y'shua74 was lashed 39x and nailed on74* the Cross74 on the 1st day of Passover: Good7__4 Friday74 April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC. Again, this was under the sign of Aries and Jesus was the "Lamb of GOD".

About 37 hours after being taken down from the Cross before sunset, Jesus first appeared to his pregnant wife Mary Magdalen at sunrise on Sunday April 9. He hung out in Jerusalem and Galilee for 40 days before he splits. Legends have him going to Egypt, then to the South of France, and then to Glastonbury with Joseph of Arimathea. Jesus may have lived for 40 years after his crucifixion (70 AD?) when he died. After one year, his bones were put in an ossuary which was placed in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com in Talpiot between Jerusalem and Bethlehem.

The virgin birth was a myth propagated so as to give Jesus a godlike nature like Alexander the Great (Greeks), Mithras (Persians), Horus (Egyptians), etc. The Ascension into the heavens74 described in Acts was also a myth used to give Jesus godlike powers. But the Ascension Story also provided Jesus with safety! Those that believed the story and even those who didn't realized that he was out of the picture and wasn't threating Hebrew dogma or the Roman leadership. Christianity eventually took over the Roman Empire with Emperor Constantine. He was bothered by the citizens making such a BIG deal of Jesus the Christ and not thinking of him as god on Earth which was the former tradition of emperors. But Constantine and emperors who followed him felt no threat from Jesus who had been dead for ~300 years and the Truth of his descendants was squashed.

The Revelation 5:1 describes a "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals" that only the returned Christ can produce. I've accomplished this with the "7 Seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories' that only Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce. See http://7seals.blogspot.com .

But what about the prophecy of Jesus' return? Well, the myth of the Ascension in Acts has him returning in the same body and floating down from the heavens while everyone is able to see this all-important event. Of course, this is very illogical and defies many laws of science, but over 50% of the 2.5 billion Christians worldwide believe this. The Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodox and most Protestant churches strongly oppose reincarnation! The Inquisition burned Giordano Bruno at the stake in Roma in 1600 for his teaching reincarnation (although History Channel's Ancient Aliens states it was because of his 'many-worlds' teaching). Ignoring/dismissing The Truth of reincarnation by the Vatican and other Christian leaders keeps them in power by them appearing to hold the Key74 to Heaven.


*Synchronism: 19:35 "Why is this number so important" - Colonial Insurance ad

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Tl;dr: I've never read the bible and dont understand important parts of christianity. I'm just a middle-aged man who wants people to think I'm cool.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

After Tiger Woods finished74 the 7th Hole Par 4 yesterday in the PGA Championship, it began to pour and lightning. Play was suspended until now (8:00). In those 7 holes, Tiger made 4 pars and three birdies. 77 players need to finish their 2nd Round this morning.

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@[W A P O R V A V E],

I first read the Bible when I was 6-7 years old in Sunday School with a very good teacher Phillip Thomas (two Apostle names). As the 2nd Coming of the Christ, I AM thee leading expert on Christianity, the Bible and its sequel/prequel. I AM 59 and a professional percussionist/drummer which has always been cool.

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he also hasn't noticed that you can't call written content a seal because wax seals kept written content shut.

The "7 Seals" are not literal wax seals - anybody could produce that. They're symbolic/analogous. I've produced Beyond Einstein/cutting-edge scientific theories that create a BIG paradigm shift.

To be even vaguely logical, he'd have to call each of his "seals" chapters or books or something, but logic is not his strong point. He has been called on this and doubled down on a "seal" being one of his batshit theories, not the thing keeping it mercifully shut.

Had you even heard of the "7 Seals" before reading my posts? I bet not, yet you act like an expert. 4,9,12,4,15 2,18,5,1,20,8.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Jesus74 son of Joseph73 (John47 1:45) was God-incarnate; his reincarnating soul was the same as the ET God4_7-guy in the Guardin'74 of Eden. The Messiah74/Christ was born on Saturday (Sabbath) April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 29 Nisan 3755 HC - he was an Aries the Ram/Lamb. Y'shua74 was lashed 39x and nailed on74* the Cross74 on the 1st day of Passover: Good7__4 Friday74 April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC. Again, this was under the sign of Aries and Jesus was the "Lamb of GOD".

About 37 hours after being taken down from the Cross before sunset, Jesus first appeared to his pregnant wife Mary Magdalen at sunrise on Sunday April 9. He hung out in Jerusalem and Galilee for 40 days before he splits. Legends have him going to Egypt, then to the South of France, and then to Glastonbury with Joseph of Arimathea. Jesus may have lived for 40 years after his crucifixion (70 AD?) when he died. After one year, his bones were put in an ossuary which was placed in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com in Talpiot between Jerusalem and Bethlehem.

The virgin birth was a myth propagated so as to give Jesus a godlike nature like Alexander the Great (Greeks), Mithras (Persians), Horus (Egyptians), etc. The Ascension into the heavens74 described in Acts was also a myth used to give Jesus godlike powers. But the Ascension Story also provided Jesus with safety! Those that believed the story and even those who didn't realized that he was out of the picture and wasn't threating Hebrew dogma or the Roman leadership. Christianity eventually took over the Roman Empire with Emperor Constantine. He was bothered by the citizens making such a BIG deal of Jesus the Christ and not thinking of him as god on Earth which was the former tradition of emperors. But Constantine and emperors who followed him felt no threat from Jesus who had been dead for ~300 years and the Truth of his descendants was squashed.

The Revelation 5:1 describes a "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals" that only the returned Christ can produce. I've accomplished this with the "7 Seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories' that only Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce. See http://7seals.blogspot.com .

But what about the prophecy of Jesus' return? Well, the myth of the Ascension in Acts has him returning in the same body and floating down from the heavens while everyone is able to see this all-important event. Of course, this is very illogical and defies many laws of science, but over 50% of the 2.5 billion Christians worldwide believe this. The Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodox and most Protestant churches strongly oppose reincarnation! The Inquisition burned Giordano Bruno at the stake in Roma in 1600 for his teaching reincarnation (although History Channel's Ancient Aliens states it was because of his 'many-worlds' teaching). Ignoring/dismissing The Truth of reincarnation by the Vatican and other Christian leaders keeps them in power by them appearing to hold the Key74 to Heaven.


*Synchronism: 19:35 "Why is this number so important" - Colonial Insurance ad

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So what did he actually do that made him so special? His birth was unremarkable, he never performed wonders or miracles, he did not die and was resurrected and he did not ascend to heaven? Why should anyone worship him or his teachings if all he ever did was wandering around the area, cursing trees?

Well, he also hasn't noticed that you can't call written content a seal because wax seals kept written content shut. To be even vaguely logical, he'd have to call each of his "seals" chapters or books or something, but logic is not his strong point. He has been called on this and doubled down on a "seal" being one of his batshit theories, not the thing keeping it mercifully shut.

Would be even smarter to call these seals metaphors for mysteries that need to be solved. I mean, when you go out of your way to make some bullshit self-serving list about the requirements to be Christ 2.0 Electric boogaloo, you might as well go the extra mile and try to be smart about the whole "What is a seal?" thing anyway.

I have a hunch that this is going to be a line of reasoning that he's going to use in the future, tbh.

As the 2nd Coming of the Christ, I AM thee leading expert on Christianity, the Bible and its sequel/prequel.

Then how come you're blissfully unaware that the bible directly contradicts reincarnation?
You can't use a quote from the bible to partially support your claims while ignoring others that directly and specifically contradict your claims as a whole, Dicky Dude.

 

[Mr. X]

I've produced Beyond Bullshit/super-idiotic pseudoscientific nonsense that no one takes seriously.

Translated from Brad-speak into English.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

PGA Championship Leaderboard

After the 2nd Round, those at -7 are in 4th Place.

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I'm learning yoga so I can suck my own dick.

Uh...you'll save alot of money that way.

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[ChurchOfGodBear]

Uh...you'll save alot of money that way.

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The son of God.
The greatest physicist of the 20th century.
The man who freed the American slaves.

... makes jokes about forum members fellating themselves, because he's too stupid to think of anything better.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

The son of God.

We're all sons and daughters of GOD. I AM God-incarnate and Jesus son of Joseph reincarnated.

The greatest physicist of the 20th century.

I AM Albert Einstein reincarnated.

The man who freed the American slaves.

I AM Abraham Lincoln reincarnated. He used to joke alot and those around him without a sense of humor thought it was inappropriate.

... makes jokes about forum members fellating themselves, because he's too stupid to think of anything better.

Do you have a sense of humor? I'll try to be funier because I AM here to entertain you demons.

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So what did he actually do that made him so special? His birth was unremarkable, he never performed wonders or miracles, he did not die and was resurrected and he did not ascend to heaven? Why should anyone worship him or his teachings if all he ever did was wandering around the area, cursing trees?

I'll get back to you on that.

Would be even smarter to call these seals metaphors for mysteries that need to be solved.

Yes, the "7 Seals" is a metaphor for cutting-edge 21st century scientific discoveries.

I mean, when you go out of your way to make some bullshit self-serving list about the requirements to be Christ 2.0 Electric boogaloo, you might as well go the extra mile and try to be smart about the whole "What is a seal?" thing anyway.

"Christ 2.0 Electric Boogaloo" is an instant classic! You don't mind if I use that?

I have a hunch that this is going to be a line of reasoning that he's going to use in the future, tbh.

Ya, I'm all over that like ducks on cat food.

Then how come you're blissfully unaware that the Bible directly contradicts reincarnation?

It doesn't. See Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58, every mention of "born-again", Christ's return and the "resurrection of the dead".

You can't use a quote from the Bible to partially support your claims while ignoring others that directly and specifically contradict your claims as a whole

Sure I can, Dicky Dude. Jewish & Christian leaders have been doing that ever since the Torah was first read and commented on.

Have you thought about actually changing your screen name to RomanCuntDufus? It's so much better than what you're using.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I AM God-incarnate and Jesus son of Joseph reincarnated.

you can't even make a rainstorm on Trump's inauguration, so you're not God-incarnate.

 

[Trombonista]

every mention of "born-again", Christ's return and the "resurrection of the dead".

Pretty sure none of those involve people getting new bodies. Resurrection is not the same thing as reincarnation.

 

[Monika H.]

@Brad Watson_Miami, what about the fact that the Eformist Christian theory states that when the Day of Rapture will come, all the bodies, flesh and souls will be merged alongside the stars and cosmos and become a unique, omniscient entity on par with God itself?
That is God's Plan to start Rapture on our planet by causing wars and cataclysms to generate bodies to be absorbed by the planet and move closer to this goal?
That God's existence is aimed towards creating other God entities so they can roam the Universe and make other planets/civilizations ascend?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

We're all sons and daughters of GOD. I AM God-incarnate and Jesus son of Joseph reincarnated.

I AM Albert Einstein reincarnated.

I AM Abraham Lincoln reincarnated.

You are none of those things. The fact that you think you are is the funniest thing about you.

 

[Adamska]

So what did he actually do that made him so special? His birth was unremarkable, he never performed wonders or miracles, he did not die and was resurrected and he did not ascend to heaven? Why should anyone worship him or his teachings if all he ever did was wandering around the area, cursing trees?


Would be even smarter to call these seals metaphors for mysteries that need to be solved. I mean, when you go out of your way to make some bullshit self-serving list about the requirements to be Christ 2.0 Electric boogaloo, you might as well go the extra mile and try to be smart about the whole "What is a seal?" thing anyway.

I have a hunch that this is going to be a line of reasoning that he's going to use in the future, tbh.


Then how come you're blissfully unaware that the bible directly contradicts reincarnation?
You can't use a quote from the bible to partially support your claims while ignoring others that directly and specifically contradict your claims as a whole, Dicky Dude.

In this order:

1. Jesus is a famous guy in a book that Dick slept through the readings of in Church before he got kicked out. He's also a figure used in what I know is one of the few books he's seen the movie of since reading hard: Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code. He also shows up in his trash TV listings in the Conspiracy (originally History) channel. He then autistically Sonichu'd this together with no creativity of his own, made himself Jesus out of a desire to not feel like he wasted his life, and then gets pants-shitting mad when it inevitably gets laughed at.

2. Dick poorly read the Worst Book in the Bible and wishes for oblivion like most doomsday fanatics. Since he can't really read for comprehension he never really knew what the hell a Seal was supposed to be. So he just went with his horrible idea, and will refuse to change it because his first draft trash that a child could make coherent is gold in his eyes.

3. He's aware at this point since we've brought it up as early as the first dozen pages. He just doesn't give a shit about being right and will just quote mine until he re-validates his objectively wrong hibbidy or doublethinks it away. Regardless he'll just repost it regardless due to Alzheimer's.

You are none of those things. The fact that you think you are is the funniest thing about you.

My favorite part is that Dick will then deny that he actually means that he himself is God whenever it gets brought up, despite how he regularly states he's God in the Flesh (which is what being God-Incarnate means btw Dick). a meat puppet that is being driven by God himself. For some hilarious reason he's not quite delusional enough to claim he's God, but definitely delusional enough to pretend to be Jesus while living on welfare, raging at people out of senility, and tax evading.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@lood HOLCOW,

So, you're saying that if there had been a blizzard on the Inauguration Day of Donald Trump 666, you would be singing hymns about me?

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15:04 Tiger goes to -7 after his 4th birdie of the day. - PGA Championship on CBS

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

If that's not a badge of honor, I don't know what is.