Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
I tweaked Seal #1 this morning...

The Big Bang-Bit Bang
a supermassive white hole expansion of energy74 & information - 13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole at the center of a galaxy in another universe. This duality combines these singularities of relativity in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth-life-death-transformation-rebirth cycle in The Conglomerate of Universes: multiverse without bubble universes & parallel worlds. This Universe & that SBH share the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole w/ energy transformed & information transferred. Our Universe is the offspring of another universe. This ‘simple’ cause-&-effect explains infinite space & eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to an animal to a universe to a mind.

GOD-guided (Co)Evolution includes Earth 4.54 bil yo, humans 2.8 mil yo, purpose, decisions, abiogenesis, directed panspermia, intelligent design58, complexity, self-organization, catastrophism, non-random mating & genetic drift, DNA & RNA, Y-chromosomal Adam 300,000 y ago & Mitochondrial Eve 160,000 ya, altruism, reincarnation & follow-da-leader/God-incarnate, ET intervention & founder effect.
Why do perfect hypotheses theories of everything from incarnations of God need constant tweaking?

Also, does God have a personal name, like "Yahweh", "Jehovah", or "Allah"? I only ask because I presume you know that "God" is a title and not a name.

Does your religion have a "Satan the Devil" figure in it? If so, what is it like?
 
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I tweaked Seal #1 this morning...

The Big Bang-Bit Bang
a supermassive white hole expansion of energy74 & information - 13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole at the center of a galaxy in another universe. This duality combines these singularities of relativity in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth-life-death-transformation-rebirth cycle in The Conglomerate of Universes: multiverse without bubble universes & parallel worlds. This Universe & that SBH share the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole w/ energy transformed & information transferred. Our Universe is the offspring of another universe. This ‘simple’ cause-&-effect explains infinite space & eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to an animal to a universe to a mind.

GOD-guided (Co)Evolution includes Earth 4.54 bil yo, humans 2.8 mil yo, purpose, decisions, abiogenesis, directed panspermia, intelligent design58, complexity, self-organization, catastrophism, non-random mating & genetic drift, DNA & RNA, Y-chromosomal Adam 300,000 y ago & Mitochondrial Eve 160,000 ya, altruism, reincarnation & follow-da-leader/God-incarnate, ET intervention & founder effect.
Still violating fundamental laws of the conservation of energy, I see.
Either way, how does Hawking Radiation figure into this? Is the tiny universe just bleeding energy additonally to being tiny and devoid of content?
 
You know what I find amusing about Terry Davis and Brad?

Both claim to be prophets, but Terry actually put forth effort by making an entire operating system in the image of God's intent, BY HIMSELF, while Brad can't do basic algebra without cheating.

In fact, one could argue Terry is the better prophet because he seeks to actually glorify God by his work, while Brad seeks to glorify himself.

That said, of the two, I legit mourn Terry's passing right now, assuming it's confirmed, he gave this world something other than a monument to his own ego.
 
Terry's work has value. If nothing else, his OS is a remarkable ( if impractical in a real-world setting) example of programming skill.

Brad's theory will be forgotten seconds after he passes, the casualty of a dozen bored admins finally deleting posts they can't distinguish from Spam.
 
Terry's work has value. If nothing else, his OS is a remarkable ( if impractical in a real-world setting) example of programming skill.

Brad's theory will be forgotten seconds after he passes, the casualty of a dozen bored admins finally deleting posts they can't distinguish from Spam.
At least we'll watch him slip deeper and deeper into his delusions. I expect him to be like that Bulba fellow in like 5 years.
 
I have considerable doubt Brad will be with us in five years.
Well, not with us, maybe, but with some mental ward. We'll see him descend further into that state of mind though.

Edit: And given how Sivabruntha doesn't give a shit about Brad's mental health (or doesn't know how bad he is already), it means he'll enter such a ward rather later than sooner. If she's even around by then. Maybe she'll dump him the moment he starts to become too strange for her to drag her feet and ignore his shenanigans or he gets into trouble with the police, so she dumps him and Brad has noone left to look after him.
I still wonder how Brad would cope with his supposed soulmate dumping his ass. Not only on a psychological level, but imagine his spergouts thereafter.
 
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Because you made such a great showing this time around. I thought Christ was only supposed to come back once?
 
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will you be a granny-banger like Benjamin Franklin?
Once you've had a granny, you'll know there's no better fanny.

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The following is the tweaked Seal #5...

GOD: everything & everybody/the all-inclusive system as a whole/all of Nature, this Universe as omniscient quantum computer/†he33 1 Mind40, The Truth & Justice, The Greater GOOD, 12A t + ui + hi + ppi. Thought outside the brain is massless & can travel faster-than-light like entanglement, thus defying linear †ime and locality. Thought can go back in time creating a new chain-of-events that appears in the present as a synchronism: retrocausality. Everything’s connected in this Universe through the fastest & most energetic thing: GOD/FOD’s †hough†.
YHWH=Y h w/ h?=Ye how? ah770/85 thought=h2c² new thought=(wus) t²h2upp

(why [Y], hydrogen [h], with [w/], speed-of-light [c], time [t], universe [u}, pain & pleasure [pp], infinite [i})
 
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Once you've had a granny, you'll know there's no better fanny.
Now that's just disgusting.
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The following is the tweaked Seal #5...

GOD: everything & everybody/the all-inclusive system as a whole/all of Nature, this Universe as omniscient quantum computer/†he33 1 Mind40, The Truth & Justice,
The Greater GOOD, 12A t + ui + hi + ppi. Thought outside the brain is massless & can travel faster-than-light like entanglement, thus defying linear †ime and locality. Thought can go back in time creating a new chain-of-events that appears in the present as a synchronism: retrocausality. Everything’s connected in this Universe through the fastest & most energetic thing: GOD/FOD’s †hough†.
YHWH=Y h w/ h?=Ye how? ah770/85 thought=h2c² new thought=(wus) t²h2upp

(why [Y], hydrogen [h], with [w/], speed-of-light [c], time [t], universe , pain & pleasure [pp], infinite )
So GOD (who is personally named FOD and YHWH [pronounced "Yehowah"]) is a quantum computer consciousness encompassing the totality of physical existence, while embodying and personifying the abstract concepts of Truth, Justice, and "The Greater GOOD". The totality of physical existence is connected through FOD's thought, which, coming from your posts, is a form of information that is produced by the mind.

When thought is disconnected and unbound from a physical body, it becomes without mass, because raw consciousness is raw information, and thus not possessing the same physical limitations as matter or energy.

Therefore, unbound thought can travel faster than the speed of speed, not just in appearance, but in actuality. This allows unbound thought to defy linear time and the principle of locality, and, as a result, conventional notions of physical causality. It therefore follows that unbound thought can backwards time travel to change the past, which, in turn, alters the present and future. Such a retroactive historical alteration is a "synchronism: retrocausality".

Do I have this correct?
 
"47 miles of the highway was closed" and they put up a BIG box with 47 MILES - GMA, ABC 8:17
 
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