Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Brad, the answer you want is that they believe in you.

The answer you'll get is they believe in the real Jesus if they believe at all, not some weak, hateful felon doing a laughable mockery of the original at best.

The truth is, regardless what people answer, you're frankly our pet lunatic and this is where you show up to throw shit at the walls concerning your delusions because we are the only people who will talk to you, even if we make clear we will never believe in you no matter what, simply because on some level you are terrified of dying alone, so you'd prefer to remembered as a deluded joke as opposed to no one giving a shit you think you're Jesus.

That said, on the 25th of this month, those who do believe in the actual Jesus will be celebrating the birth of the one who forever broke the bonds of sin over our souls, not some deluded old man with a number fetish.

daaaaaaaaaaaamn​
 
@Guts Gets Some (Nuts Nets Some),

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "Judge everyone according to their actions"?
Richard, you're a joke and a coward. You post here because it's literally the only place you'll get replies after being banned from Wikipedia for trying to edit pages with out any reputable sources. No one will ever think you're God, and Brenda herself thinks this is some joke fantasy you like to amuse yourself with. Ask her if she seriously thinks your really Jesus. Ask her to respond with a straight face. She won't.

Also, and I'm sure it's because of your schizophrenic brain you refuse to get treatment for, but you've already punished people with the same thing mutiple times. Nothing bad has happened to any of them. Many of them have had their lives get better. Yet, you're still here playing make believe. Go home Richard. Spend time with the only person who cares about you. Because if you don't, your punishment will be to continue shitposting on Kiwi farms til you die.
 
Reincarnation huh...that's not a very Christian thing to believe.
Jesus son of Joseph taught reincarnation in Matthew 11:14-15, "If you're willing to accept it, John the Baptist is Elijah returned. He who has ears to hear, let them hear." God-incarnate is speaking of reincarnation here and referring to initiation in the Essenes. See John 8:58 and http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Essenes
The Nuns at my church always talked of paradise and how the lord loves all and is waiting for you with open arms.
How medieval. Roman Catholic? It took them 350 years to acknowledge they were wrong about Galileo and apologize - 350 years!
I think I'll stick with that Afterlife.
You've been $old a false afterlife. If you put more money in the collection plate, you'll end up on a better cloud after you die and the Roman Catholic Church will have more money to pay off all those child molestation lawsuits.
Your's is kind of sucky
You don't like The Truth? You don't like life on Earth? Everyone is staying here for the next 1,000 years as promised and everyone will be reincarnated as human or animal.
 
@Randall Fragg,

Fist time here? For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "Judge everyone according to their actions"?
Your puny god Jesus has no power against The Great Old Ones. When the Stars Come Right they shall rise from their graves, and all humanity shall be enslaved in a fate worse than death. Only through the embrace of The Great Old Ones can you ensure you shall die first, avoiding the horror of the endless reign of Those Which Lurk Between the Stars.
Have you Embraced Cthulhu and Yog-Sothoth Brad?
Kind Regards.
 
Your puny god Jesus has no power against The Great Old Ones. When the Stars Come Right they shall rise from their graves, and all humanity shall be enslaved in a fate worse than death. Only through the embrace of The Great Old Ones can you ensure you shall die first, avoiding the horror of the endless reign of Those Which Lurk Between the Stars.
Have you Embraced Cthulhu and Yog-Sothoth Brad?
Kind Regards.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Your puny god Jesus has no power against The Great Old Ones. When the Stars Come Right they shall rise from their graves, and all humanity shall be enslaved in a fate worse than death. Only through the embrace of The Great Old Ones can you ensure you shall die first, avoiding the horror of the endless reign of Those Which Lurk Between the Stars.
Have you Embraced Cthulhu and Yog-Sothoth Brad?
Kind Regards.
Hastur Hastur Hastur!
 
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Octuple posting. That's a new record. Of course, I merged them all, but still...
Trombonista also has the power to temporarily or permanently ban you from your own thread, Mr. Jesus Pants.
I think Brad would tremendeously profit from a nice little vacation from his own thread over christmas and new year if you ask me. He could come back well rested in january. Maybe by then he would learn not to multipost so much.
Well, that or replace the yellow banner under his name with one that simply states: "multiply convicted Felon".
Jesus son of Joseph taught reincarnation in Matthew 11:14-15, "If you're willing to accept it, John the Baptist is Elijah returned. He who has ears to hear, let them hear."
What, you believe those roman lies? :story:

Brad, the answer you want is that they believe in you.
Brad wants others to believe in him, most likely cause not even his own father ever believed in him.
 
I think Brad would tremendeously profit from a nice little vacation from his own thread over christmas and new year if you ask me. He could come back well rested in january. Maybe by then he would learn not to multipost so much.
Well, that or replace the yellow banner under his name with one that simply states: "multiply convicted Felon".

What, you believe those roman lies? :story:


Brad wants others to believe in him, most likely cause not even his own father ever believed in him.

Paul didn't "believe" Richard, so obviously wrong.
https://plus.google.com/+BradWatsonMiami/posts/UW8W2n3W48i

Also, my youngest told me that they thought there was something under their bed so I bought a bed with a wraparound cover instead of a normal boxspring, yet I don't believe anything Richard says. Why? I know better and he's a known liar. Says a lot when a child can gain the trust of others instead of a grown man.
 
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Just posted on FB group 'Albert Einstein - The Journey of a Genius'...

This group is about Albert Einstein and his 'Journey'. That includes his scientific discoveries, his education, his family and love relationships, his religious/GOD belief, him being a musician, his battle against Nazism and Anti-Semitics, his moving to the US (Princeton), his letters to Franklin Roosevelt, his secret work on The Philadelphia Experiment, and his death while still working on the Unified Field Theory.

This group should NOT be restricted to "science only" - there's plenty of other FB groups for that.

Albert Einstein violin-1931.jpg

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@That Fuy Feorfe,

I DON'T CARE.
 
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@That Fuy Feorfe,

I DON'T CARE.
I'm legitimately confused. Are these names supposed to be insulting? Because it really isn't. I'm not even sure what you're trying to reference, unless the whole idea is just changing the letters a bit.
Thats like something 5 years olds do. I'm not joking, I've babysat, they do exactly that.
 
I'm not even sure what you're trying to reference, unless the whole idea is just changing the letters a bit.
Brad has these absolutely moronic delusions about a Planet that is essentially his own CWCville. He likes to claim that he's well respected and liked on that planet.
The gibberish that he threw at you is supposed to be the language spoken in that imaginary place.
 
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So that page either deleted Richards post or he never wrote in the first place. I'm 50/50 on this one as we all know Richard isn't welcome on many pages and forums. We also know Richard has a hard time actually posting comments on various sites while claiming he did.
 
Of course.

Ya, I brushed my teeth and everything.

Maybe.


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@RomaineLettuceDomus,

You've repetitively rudely judged me, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 12.18.18 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: You'll have really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 40,000 years with 7,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish cirumstances.

Note: You can repent, publicly apologize, do a few years of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.


- Brad25 Watson77, Miami
GOD's Judge of All
25 Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

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@LoverofPiss,

You've repetitively rudely judged me, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 12.18.18 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: You'll have really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 40,000 years with 7,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish cirumstances.

Note: You can repent, publicly apologize, do a few years of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.


- Brad25 Watson77, Miami
GOD's Judge of All
25 Humanity


c.c. http://7selas.yuku.com

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@Mr. XXX,

You've repetitively rudely judged me, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 12.18.18 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: You'll have really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 40,000 years with 7,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish cirumstances.

Note: You can repent, publicly apologize, do a few years of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.


- Brad25 Watson77, Miami
GOD's Judge of All
25 Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

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@trombonerista,

You've repetitively rudely judged me, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 12.18.18 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: You'll have really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 40,000 years with 7,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish cirumstances.

Note: You can repent, publicly apologize, do a few years of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.


- Brad25 Watson77, Miami
GOD's Judge of All
25 Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

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@[W A P O R V A V E],

You've repetitively rudely judged me, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 12.18.18 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: You'll have really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 40,000 years with 7,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish cirumstances.

Note: You can repent, publicly apologize, do a few years of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.


- Brad25 Watson77, Miami
GOD's Judge of All
25 Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

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@Alex Trycek,

You've repetitively rudely judged me, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 12.18.18 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: You'll have really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 40,000 years with 7,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish cirumstances.

Note: You can repent, publicly apologize, do a few years of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.


- Brad25 Watson77, Miami
GOD's Judge of All
25 Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

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@BlueFistedDevil,

You've repetitively rudely judged me, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 12.18.18 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: You'll have really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 40,000 years with 7,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish cirumstances.

Note: You can repent, publicly apologize, do a few years of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.


- Brad25 Watson77, Miami
GOD's Judge of All
25 Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Brad, for shame. I have been many things but repetitive is not one of them. I have judged you in new and unique ways each time!

You, on the other hand, by literally copying and pasting your boilerplate tantrum, are being repetitive.

Hopefully you will take this for a learning moment, but as you have refused such moments for the past thirty or more years, I admit the chances are quite slim.
 
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The Philadelphia Experiment
Dick, we debunked this ancient canard ages ago by showing that the only sources on this retarded thing come from a compulsive liar and attention whore who never served in the navy, and a failing sci fi writer. Stop using the Conspiracy Channel as a source for your stolen valor and desperate attempt to claim an accomplishment you not-even creationist level brainlet.
This group should NOT be restricted to "science only" - there's plenty of other FB groups for that.
And you're angry as shit that you got banned and treating the thread where people laugh at you as a blog. Lovely.
 
Dick, we debunked this ancient canard ages ago by showing that the only sources on this exceptional thing come from a compulsive liar and attention whore who never served in the navy, and a failing sci fi writer. Stop using the Conspiracy Channel as a source for your stolen valor and desperate attempt to claim an accomplishment you not-even creationist level brainlet.

And you're angry as shit that you got banned and treating the thread where people laugh at you as a blog. Lovely.
I think Richard sticks with the History Channel because their parent company is owned by Disney, they're more up his alley.
 
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