Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[RomanesEuntDomus]

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I expect him to be on tomorrow to shitpost.

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I have gone on record in saying that Richard II has poor reading comprehension. I have no sympathy for Richard's mental health or intelligence, so of course, I'd be in wonder as in why he's constantly getting upset with people proving how wrong he always is. But remember now, he's really smart because he's failed at every college he's gone to, to the point of being kicked out. (Rare to do unless you're fucking up in class or you're a criminal. [Run-on sentence.] After all, they want your money).

You're a compulsive/pathological liar who has been constantly wrong on this thread because you're an atheist and an antichrist. You don't believe that Jesus was the Christ, so how can you believe in the return of the Christ? Buddhists are so supposed to believe in reincarnation, but you've given confusing replies to that issue.

He's really just a sad little man

I AM 6'4". How tall are you?

with delusions of grandeur

You also think Jesus son of Joseph had delusions of grandeur. You're grasping at some semblance of control of/in your life as it's stripped away from you daily due to your lack of mental health that you refuse to get checked out. You need a exorcism to extract your demons.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You also think Jesus son of Joseph had delusions of grandeur.

Fabricated accusation without any kind of foundation in reality or citable sources.
So, about as accurate as your pseudo-scientific numerological ragbag of idiocy.

You're grasping at some semblance of control of/in your life as it's stripped away from you daily due to your lack of mental health that you refuse to get checked out. You need a exorcism to extract your demons.

Clearly, you're mentally 12, when you think quoting a comment about yourself back at someone as an insult is anything but shameful and pathetic.
In Fluhre's case, it's a very good assessment of your mental capabilities and your behaviour, in your case, it's a childish attempt at a comeback that couldn't be any more lame or juvenile.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@RomanesEuntDomus,

Did you have a good Christmas? I AM sorry I've disapointed you as the returned Christ; I'll try to do butter. What exactly do you expect from Christ II? Does he have to be in the same body as 2,000 years ago and if so, how does that work? Where's Jesus son of Joseph been for the last 2,000 years?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

@RomanesEuntDomus,

Did you have a good Christmas? I AM sorry I've disapointed you as the returned Christ; I'll try to do butter. What exactly do you expect from Christ II? Does he have to be in the same body as 2,000 years ago and if so, how does that work? Where's Jesus son of Joseph been for the last 2,000 years?

My Christmas this far was pretty nice, spent with my family and friends. The Christmas turkey is roasting in the oven and is slowly getting a really nice color. Hope the chestnut filling turned out alright.
How was yours? How's Brenda, did she celebrate with you?

Well, from a returned Christ, first I would expect him to be humble, helpful and friendly. Jesus did not even hate those that betrayed or killed him, so I think even when someone told him they don't believe in him, he would not throw a tantrum.
Since he ascended to heaven after dying and resurrecting, I would expect him to return in his original body (if that can be even said about a body that might or might not be etherealat this point). It seems that this idea of Jesus still being alive and well offends you, even though you believe many supernatural things, such as souls being reincarnated, which is strange to me. How is souls traveling about to rest in new bodies any more outlandish than the idea that the son of god himself does not age when he's with his father for a couple centuries?
And when it comes to where he was? I don't know. I guess in heaven. Again: The idea of Heaven seems to offend you, even though you think there are invisible, supernatural forces everywhere, so you looking at the sky and going "I don't see angels there, therefore Heaven isn't real" is kind of ridiculous to me. For someone who thinks that there's souls flying all over the place (and time) and some supernatural force putting certain numbers into random anti-aging creme ads this seems to be a rather large contradiction.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Your height doesn't matter when you're a mental midget and emotionally stunted.

Prove that I've been wrong Richard, I'm still waiting. You're all words, and even then you fuck that up too.

 

[LoverofPi]

Your height doesn't matter when you're a mental midget and emotionally stunted.

Prove that I've been wrong Richard, I'm still waiting. You're all words, and even then you fuck that up too.

What he is is bluster. He can't do math, history, or science correctly, his knowledge of religion is farcical, and he's stuck at a dead end in life, even as a crazy street prophet. Pretending to be Jesus is how he copes with the mediocrity of his situation, of his entire life.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Oddly, there are a lot of people who would consider being a golfing musician in south Florida to be a decent way to spend one's last few years. The fact that Brad needs to change his life into something it isn't is a reflection on him, and a bit telling.

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

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You're a compulsive/pathological liar who has been constantly wrong on this thread because you're an atheist and an antichrist. You don't believe that Jesus was the Christ, so how can you believe in the return of the Christ? Buddhists are so supposed to believe in reincarnation, but you've given confusing replies to that issue.

I AM 6'4". How tall are you?

You also think Jesus son of Joseph had delusions of grandeur. You're grasping at some semblance of control of/in your life as it's stripped away from you daily due to your lack of mental health that you refuse to get checked out. You need a exorcism to extract your demons.

The only person who lies and has been proven constantly wrong is you Brad. Please read anyone one of my previous post where I've already called out your lies and proven them to be just that, the lies of a coward.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

the lies of a coward

Oh, now that's just silly.

They're the lies of a cowardly felon.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

By the way, when have I ever said Jesus had delusions of grandeur Richard? If I still believed in Jesus I would say that he never thought he was better than others. He had shown people time and time again that he was the Son of God in the Bible. All you do is preach online about your own personal fairytales and how you're so much better than other people and condemning them because they laugh at your insanity or point out holes in your "theory". You want to be Jesus, but you've done nothing in your life. If you were Jesus, why did Brenda need to have so many chemotherapy treatments? Why did her mother get sick years ago? The real Jesus would have cured them and asked for nothing. Jesus also traveled all over to help people out, being far poorer than you are, so what's your excuse for not helping people? Too lazy to do so? Even a child in the Bible had shown more compassion for others than you have in this thread. Delusions of grandeur is what you have Richard because you couldn't even be as great as a child who offered his own food to feed the masses. You just have mediocre talent with percussion instruments that you can't make a decent living on and the posts you make online.

At least your sister left a short message on your status on Facebook, but you couldn't even take the time to answer her back.

 

[Adamska]

-meaningless garbage-

Congrats Dick, you wasted your time obsessing about two numbers whose only value is they represent specific amounts of something that also happen to be associated with luck in only western cultures on the boobtube during a commercial break. GG on at least fucking off of the site for Christmas at least you Two-Face wannabe.

You're a compulsive/pathological liar who has been constantly wrong on this thread because you're an atheist and an antichrist.

Says the willfully dishonest hateful felon who's only arguing to keep his delusion going just a slight bit longer so he doesn't feel like the empty and pathetic shell he truly is.

You don't believe that Jesus was the Christ, so how can you believe in the return of the Christ?

And you piss on the concept of Dying for our Sins, the Ascension, and the Crucifixion due to being mad they don't match the conspiritardery you swallow, so how can you claim to be a Christian in the slightest without those key and basic tenets in the ideology?

Buddhists are so supposed to believe in reincarnation, but you've given confusing replies to that issue.

More like you can't be arsed to try and learn about the Dharma since it'd sink your delusions.

I AM 6'4". How tall are you?

Does this matter? No? It's just you desperately trying to get one over due to pettiness? Okay, go back to fishing the fjords for more red herrings.

You also think Jesus son of Joseph had delusions of grandeur.

Nope, because Jesus isn't you and you're trying to connect the two due to busted brain circuitry due to a refusal to take meds and face reality. Nice try with attempting for the umpteenth gazillion long time to connect yourself to a dead guy to try and claim his fame you fucking pathetic and empty inside leech.

You're grasping at some semblance of control of/in your life as it's stripped away from you daily due to your lack of mental health that you refuse to get checked out. You need a exorcism to extract your demons.

And nice attempt to project once more you failure to thrive. You must really hate that you have no control over people, let alone your life, given you get pissier when we point that out and have now started to incorporate this phrasing with no understanding of it other than it hurting your feelings, ergo it will hurt us.

By the way, find a hobby. It was fun playing some New Vegas and shooting the shit with friends over neat ideas for franchises. That sort of shit and variety really helps the mind, and your rat's nest needs a good dusting and rewiring.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Anonymus Fluhre,

Mental Midgets and Emotionally Stunted would be a good name for a band, although maybe there should be two bands on the same bill: Mental Midgets and Emotionally Stunted.

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Seal #3: Unified Strings 21 or 19 Dimensions & Aspects of Spacetime - Physics' Theory of Everything (this is how it reads on the cover of the "book/scroll" with some added spaces between the lines - see the attached file below)...

Superstring theory: 6 dimensions hyperspace + 4 common dimensions = 10 dimensions spacetime -or- Supergravity theory & M-theory: 7D hs + 4D = 11D ST

Unified Strings 21 or 19 Dimensions & Aspects of Spacetime – Physics’ Theory of Everything
(Superstring & M-theory + time47 analysis providing a very simple symmetry breaking)

3D regular space + 7D hyperspace + 7 aspects regular time + 4 aspects hypertime =
21 dimensions & aspects of spacetime
or
3D rs + 6D hs + 6A rt + 4A ht = 19D&A ST (engineerable, e.g. PlanET Nestor)

6 or 7 aspects of regular time: beginning, end, past, present, future, void?, a constant SOL + 4A of hypertime: fast-forward, reverse, pause/stop, before beginning & after end of Universe (+ 12. imaginary time. Lunar year’s 12 lunar mo. LY + 12 days = solar leap y, 12 Days of Christmas/Twelfth Night. Solar y’s 12 mo./zodiac constellations. Jupiter’s 12 y orbit & Chinese 12 y zodiac. 12 in. Clock’s 12 hrs & 12 div. of 5 min. 12 sons/tribes of Ishmael.
12 sons/tribes of Jacob/Yakov74/Israel64. 12 Apostles. Rev’s 12 gates/angels/pearls. 12 Imams. 12 Round Table Knights. 12 tones, 12 bars. 12 on jury. 12 on Moon. Dozen. #12 is a ‘convergence point’.)
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See the "7 Seals"/theories at http://7seals.blogspot.com .

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@Anonymus Fluhre,

Mental Midgets and Emotionally Stunted would be a good name for a band, although maybe there should be two bands on the same bill: Mental Midgets and Emotionally Stunted.

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Seal #3: Unified Strings 21 or 19 Dimensions & Aspects of Spacetime - Physics' Theory of Everything (this is how it reads on the cover of the "book/scroll" with some added spaces between the lines - see the attached file below)...

Superstring theory: 6 dimensions hyperspace + 4 common dimensions = 10 dimensions spacetime -or- Supergravity theory & M-theory: 7D hs + 4D = 11D ST

Unified Strings 21 or 19 Dimensions & Aspects of Spacetime – Physics’ Theory of Everything (Superstring & M-theory + time47 analysis providing a very simple symmetry breaking)

3D regular space + 7D hyperspace + 7 aspects regular time + 4 aspects hypertime =
21 dimensions & aspects of spacetime
or
3D rs + 6D hs + 6A rt + 4A ht = 19D&A ST (Engineerable, e.g. PlanET Nestor)

6 or 7 aspects of regular time: beginning, end, past, present, future, void?, a constant SOL + 4A of hypertime: fast-forward, reverse, pause/stop, before beginning & after end of Universe (+ 12. imaginary time. Lunar year’s 12 lunar mo. LY + 12 days = solar leap y, 12 Days of Christmas/Twelfth Night. Solar y’s 12 mo./zodiac constellations. Jupiter’s 12 y orbit & Chinese 12 y zodiac. 12 in. Clock’s 12 hrs & 12 div. of 5 min. 12 sons/ tribes of Ishmael. 12 sons/tribes of Jacob/Yakov74/Israel64. 12 Apostles. Rev’s 12 gates/angels/pearls. 12 Imams. 12 Round Table Knights. 12 tones, 12 bars. 12 on jury. 12 on Moon. Dozen. #12 is a ‘convergence point’.) ​

I think this little document is the closest thing we'll ever see to the "books" Brad is supposed to be writing. He's on the Connor Bible plan.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

"Emergency Protocol 4,1,7" - Doctor Who, The Doctor Dances (S1/Ep10, 2005) on BBC America

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This is Seal #4: S=19 (18.6) Theory...

Metonic cycle=19 solar y=235 synodic/254 sidereal months74. Eclipse series=19 eclipse y=223 syn. mo. Eclipse y/2 eclipse seasons 18.6 days shy of y. 13 lunar mo.= solar y+18/6 days. Mayan 19 Snake Kings & Haab’=19 mo.=18×20 days + 5 days. Nutation: Moon’s 18.6 y cycle (US maps coastlines every 18.6 y). Earth orbits 18.6 mps & 186,000,000 mi dia. 1 solar mass BH=Schwarzschild radius of 1.86 mi. Venus 19 syn. mo. & 18.75 days in each zodiac sign. Uranus 19.19 AU, Neptune 19 hr days. Mercury 1. & Venus 1.86 ‘AU’. SOL=186,282 mi/s. Babylonian Sabbatical Week on 19th Day (7 weeks/49 days). Rā19, King Tut died at 19. Bhagvad7 Gita4 18:6 & 18:62-3 (Mahabharata74). Hebrew calendar’s 19 y cycle, Gn 1:19, A1d4a1m13=19 a1n14d4=19 (19=חוה), S=19th letter (Shape/Symbol/Sign of Snake/Serpent; She, Sin, Son, Secret, Six, Seven Seals). Moses 19th Dynasty. Psalms 19:1, “185,000 Assyrians”. Mary (Mother) 19 in Bible – born 19 BC. Herod’s Temple (19 BC-70 AD) 1,863 y to Hitler 1933. Jesus’ 18 lost y. Jesus 19, Augustus d. 12 male + 7 female Disciples (12/7), Cana19, Mt 19:19, John 19:19. Jewish74 Antiquities 18.63 – “Y’shua74, Messiah74”. Origen b 186 AD. Knights Templar 1119. 7/19/1776, Ben21 Franklin’s 2.12.1790 Anti-Slavery Bill, died 4/17→19 y Lincoln born. 19th century. US 1862: Fed currency, Shiloh 4/6-7, Homestead Act, Antietam 9/17 – 74 y of Constitution (19 signers Freemasons). 1863: slaves freed, Nat. Banking Act, coins’ IN GOD WE TRUST, NAS, Stonewall Jackson died, Civil War ‘won’ 7/4=1863.51, 18:63:51≈7:04pm, NY Draft Riots, Red Cross, 11/19 Gettysburg Address, Thanksgiving, Capitol7 Dome4’s Lady4 Freedom7, Reconstruction. 186,000 Union black troops. Juneteenth. WH Complex: 18.5 ac/7.4 ha, 19 18’6” Xmas Trees. Great Seal’s 19 clouds. Smithsonian’s 19 museums. Average Am. Adult 185 lbs. 1919: Red Scare, Molasses, WWI treaty, Wilson/League of Nations, TR died, Black Sox, Jackie Robinson b, Einstein divorce & marry, eclipse proved relativity, w/ Zion64ists, Kaluza’s 5D theory (1921). ESB’s 1,860 steps. Uranium 18.7× denser than water. A-bomb 1,850’. FDR 18.6 y to JFK. Nixon tape 18.5 min. Israel 1948→19 y 6-Day War, Yom Kippur War 19 days. Beatles’ 19 #1 albums. 19 shuttle rollbacks. 18.6 mach Columbia’s cabin compromised. Flight 19/FT-74 7:04 pm. Chalk’s Seaplane (est. 1919) crashed58 off Watson Island: 19 bodies initial74ly found. Flight 191» 1 World Trade Center186 186’ base/19 floors»19 9/11 hijackers, “Over Hellfire are 19 angels” – Qur’an 74:30, 19:19, Code 19. Baha’i #19. Golf’s R&A19, 19th Hole, The Open 1860, Old Course 1863, Nicklaus 185 lbs 18 majors & 19 2nds, my 186-yd hole-in-one19. Goalpost 18’6”. QB/Jah/DNA/Dan/PC/*idea/egg/cop/mf19. FL18/FLA19 1819. 7/4=185th/186th day/aphelion. 19th Amend. Sputnik ~185 lbs, Apollo 18 & Soyuz 19. 19-gun salute. Adult at 18.5-y-old. 18-wheelers+spare. Christians’ 1,900 y. Dad’s stroke, I was 19. CP1919. Kepler-186f. Eurozone 19. Luxor balloon crash 19-of-21 killed. OR & SC 19 dead. 19 eusocial species. 19.19 200m WR. Rule 19. Standard Model 19 free parameters. 19×19 Go board. Paul Revere MA State House 7/4/1795 – 19y. Hurri.74 Irma 185 mph & 185 miles wide. 1935 Hurri.’s 185 mph winds highest to hit US. 19 sexual misconduct accusers of Donald Trump666 (A=49, B50…). Shriner’s Hospital $19 monthly donation. Albert Einstein reincarnated – The 19 Requirements.

 

[LoverofPi]

@Anonymus Fluhre,

Mental Midgets and Emotionally Stunted would be a good name for a band, although maybe there should be two bands on the same bill: Mental Midgets and Emotionally Stunted.

Good news, you can be the drummer for both!

 

[GethN7]

"Emergency Protocol 4,1,7" - Doctor Who, The Doctor Dances (S1/Ep10, 2005) on BBC America

Brad, since I know at least some aspect of your mind realizes you sound crazy, let me be blunt.

This shit means nothing to anyone who isn't you.

It doesn't matter how much you find significance in these random quotations of numbers you notice in popular media, no one else will get the meaning you are implying by you just throwing them out there at random.

As a guy who LARPs as Jesus, even the original explained his parables and tried to use logic that clearly got from Point A to Point B for people who didn't understand his original message, this literally means nothing to me except you noticed random numbers.

You give no meaningful context whatsoever when you do this, and when asked, you repeat that inane 'theory" that even I, who was never all that great in math at school, can realize does not follow any of the basic rules of that discipline and fails to make any sense as an equation.

Even the infamous Time Cube started with a vaguely plausible basis in quantum physics before degenerating into sheer weirdness, you don't even have that going for your "theory".

 

[Trombonista]

Metonic cycle=19 solar y=235 synodic/254 sidereal months74. Eclipse series=19 eclipse y=223 syn. mo. Eclipse y/2 eclipse seasons 18.6 days shy of y. 13 lunar mo.= solar y+18/6 days. Mayan 19 Snake Kings & Haab’=19 mo.=18×20 days + 5 days. Nutation: Moon’s 18.6 y cycle (US maps coastlines every 18.6 y). Earth orbits 18.6 mps & 186,000,000 mi dia. 1 solar mass BH=Schwarzschild radius of 1.86 mi. Venus 19 syn. mo. & 18.75 days in each zodiac sign. Uranus 19.19 AU, Neptune 19 hr days. Mercury 1. & Venus 1.86 ‘AU’. SOL=186,282 mi/s. Babylonian Sabbatical Week on 19th Day (7 weeks/49 days). Rā19, King Tut died at 19. Bhagvad7 Gita4 18:6 & 18:62-3 (Mahabharata74). Hebrew calendar’s 19 y cycle, Gn 1:19, A1d4a1m13=19 a1n14d4=19 (19=חוה), S=19th letter (Shape/Symbol/Sign of Snake/Serpent; She, Sin, Son, Secret, Six, Seven Seals). Moses 19th Dynasty. Psalms 19:1, “185,000 Assyrians”. Mary (Mother) 19 in Bible – born 19 BC. Herod’s Temple (19 BC-70 AD) 1,863 y to Hitler 1933. Jesus’ 18 lost y. Jesus 19, Augustus d. 12 male + 7 female Disciples (12/7), Cana19, Mt 19:19, John 19:19. Jewish74 Antiquities 18.63 – “Y’shua74, Messiah74”. Origen b 186 AD. Knights Templar 1119. 7/19/1776, Ben21 Franklin’s 2.12.1790 Anti-Slavery Bill, died 4/17→19 y Lincoln born. 19th century. US 1862: Fed currency, Shiloh 4/6-7, Homestead Act, Antietam 9/17 – 74 y of Constitution (19 signers Freemasons). 1863: slaves freed, Nat. Banking Act, coins’ IN GOD WE TRUST, NAS, Stonewall Jackson died, Civil War ‘won’ 7/4=1863.51, 18:63:51≈7:04pm, NY Draft Riots, Red Cross, 11/19 Gettysburg Address, Thanksgiving, Capitol7 Dome4’s Lady4 Freedom7, Reconstruction. 186,000 Union black troops. Juneteenth. WH Complex: 18.5 ac/7.4 ha, 19 18’6” Xmas Trees. Great Seal’s 19 clouds. Smithsonian’s 19 museums. Average Am. Adult 185 lbs. 1919: Red Scare, Molasses, WWI treaty, Wilson/League of Nations, TR died, Black Sox, Jackie Robinson b, Einstein divorce & marry, eclipse proved relativity, w/ Zion64ists, Kaluza’s 5D theory (1921). ESB’s 1,860 steps. Uranium 18.7× denser than water. A-bomb 1,850’. FDR 18.6 y to JFK. Nixon tape 18.5 min. Israel 1948→19 y 6-Day War, Yom Kippur War 19 days. Beatles’ 19 #1 albums. 19 shuttle rollbacks. 18.6 mach Columbia’s cabin compromised. Flight 19/FT-74 7:04 pm. Chalk’s Seaplane (est. 1919) crashed58 off Watson Island: 19 bodies initial74ly found. Flight 191» 1 World Trade Center186 186’ base/19 floors»19 9/11 hijackers, “Over Hellfire are 19 angels” – Qur’an 74:30, 19:19, Code 19. Baha’i #19. Golf’s R&A19, 19th Hole, The Open 1860, Old Course 1863, Nicklaus 185 lbs 18 majors & 19 2nds, my 186-yd hole-in-one19. Goalpost 18’6”. QB/Jah/DNA/Dan/PC/*idea/egg/cop/mf19. FL18/FLA19 1819. 7/4=185th/186th day/aphelion. 19th Amend. Sputnik ~185 lbs, Apollo 18 & Soyuz 19. 19-gun salute. Adult at 18.5-y-old. 18-wheelers+spare. Christians’ 1,900 y. Dad’s stroke, I was 19. CP1919. Kepler-186f. Eurozone 19. Luxor balloon crash 19-of-21 killed. OR & SC 19 dead. 19 eusocial species. 19.19 200m WR. Rule 19. Standard Model 19 free parameters. 19×19 Go board. Paul Revere MA State House 7/4/1795 – 19y. Hurri.74 Irma 185 mph & 185 miles wide. 1935 Hurri.’s 185 mph winds highest to hit US. 19 sexual misconduct accusers of Donald Trump666 (A=49, B50…). Shriner’s Hospital $19 monthly donation. Albert Einstein reincarnated – The 19 Requirements.

Green is the perfect color for this word (and number) salad.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Since he ascended to heaven after dying and resurrecting, I would expect him to return in his original body (if that can be even said about a body that might or might not be etherealat this point).

You think Jesus is still in his original body at age 34 when he was crucified? Wow! No logic or science at all to support that.

It seems that this idea of Jesus still being alive and well offends you, even though you believe many supernatural things, such as souls being reincarnated, which is strange to me.

Jesus still being alive in the same body after 2,000 years is ridiculous. See http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

How is souls traveling about to rest in new bodies any more outlandish than the idea that the son of god himself does not age when he's with his father for a couple centuries?

Souls are eternal, bodies are not. Souls come into the body before birth. We are all sons & daughters of GOD. Jesus son of Joseph was the reincarnated God-incarnate.

And when it comes to where he was? I don't know. I guess in heaven.

Heaven is an ideal frame-of-mind to be experienced here-and-now. Jesus taught this, "The kingdom of heaven is inside you." - Luke 17:21

Again: The idea of Heaven seems to offend you, even though you think there are invisible, supernatural forces everywhere, so you looking at the sky and going "I don't see angels there, therefore Heaven isn't real" is kind of ridiculous to me. For someone who thinks that there's souls flying all over the place (and time) and some supernatural force putting certain numbers into random anti-aging creme ads this seems to be a rather large contradiction.

I AM not offended by illogic, I AM disappointed in those that cling to wrong medieval ideas. I do NOT promote any "anti-aging crème"; I just point74 out the use of "74%" as a Masonic774 code4.

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@GethN7 - EVIL HITLER BITCH,

Anonymous Coward, since I know at least some aspect of your mind realizes you sound crazy, let me be blunt. You're an EVIL HITLER BITCH and not one thing of yours can be taken seriously. You're an idiot that can't be taught nor can your soul be saved. So we just put up with and ignore you for the rest of your life and then you'll be reincarnated as beef cows for 40,000 years. That way, you'll be a positive thing for humanity as we enjoy all the steaks and hamburgers you'll provide for us over the centuries.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You think Jesus is still in his original body at age 34 when he was crucified? Wow! No logic or science at all to support that.

I don't necessarily believe this, you asked me what I would expect Jesus to be like if he "came back".
And as I said, you believe in things that are not scientifically proven (or even provable), yet you call this illogical and unscientific. Have you never, in these 60 years, ever wondered why religious beliefs are called "belief"? Why it's generally refered to as "faith"?
That is what's so ridiculous about your rhetoric. You'll call something unscientific, then suggest something that is, in turn, unscientific.

Jesus still being alive in the same body after 2,000 years is ridiculous.

How so? How is it any more ridiculous than the idea that souls travel from starsystem to starsystem, or thoughts going back in time?
Neither of these concepts that you so eagerly cling to have been proven in any form or capacity.

Souls are eternal, bodies are not. Souls come into the body before birth.

From a scientific standpoint, souls don't even exist, mate.

Heaven is an ideal frame-of-mind to be experienced here-and-now.

Again: You believe that souls are invisible clouds of concious thoughts that happily fly around us at all times, going back and forth in time as well... So why shouldn't heaven be a place that is hidden from us mere mortals?

I AM not offended by illogic, I AM disappointed in those that cling to wrong medieval ideas.

Well, you cling to wrong modern ideas such as the nonsense about the Phladelphia Experiment.

I do NOT promote any "anti-aging crème"; I just point74 out the use of "74%" as a Masonic774 code4.

So, when God kills 74 people, he wants to show off his favorite numbers (at least according to you), but why do masons put this code everywhere? Is it like a lame joke that they play with each other?

PS:
The Turkey was absolutely delicious and the stuffing was amazing.

Edit:

So we just put up with and ignore you for the rest of your life and then you'll be reincarnated as beef cows for 40,000 years. That way, you'll be a positive thing for humanity as we enjoy all the steaks and hamburgers you'll provide for us over the centuries.

Didn't you claim humanity was going to die within the next 1000 years unless you "saved" them? Be a little more consistent, man.