- Joined
- Sep 3, 2014
Translation: I'm a cheat and fraud that abuses the fact that out of ten possible values in our counting system, I've emphasized two of them to give me eternally a 1/5 chance to find them and sperg about how important they are, no matter how random the time they appear is and how little each time they appear have in common with each other beyond their numeric value. If I can't find those numbers, I'll intentionally round to them if there's a dearth of them. I've finally acknowledged my girlfriend is not dying of cancer and so can announce about her now since I don't feel bad."Do you know what the Andy Griffith Show is called on the Planet Nestor?"* my gf asked. "The Andy Friggith Show."
*Synchronism: 20:02 "Definitely an M-Class Planet. It's just like Earth." - Star Trek OS, Bread and Circuses (S2/Ep25, 196on H&I
@NobolsGreyHorse,
I don't fiv a guck about over-priced wine and fuck you.
And here's fact number four about the real Nestor since by posting here you've given us the rights to it; it's not super important but it must be said:
The True and Honest Nestor
- Nestor is actually just a moon that orbits the 2nd planet of its solar system out towards the Sagittarius arm. Why? Because moon worlds are more interesting in a way and the fact that many exoplanets are gas giants makes this make more sense.
- Nestor, the moon orbiting around the 2nd planet (a gas giant) around its yellow dwarf star, is not inhabited by human-like aliens like Dick claims. The best way to describe a Nestorian is... well, they're a lot more akin to birds, but with long arm/legs ending in hand/talons instead and a long keratinized snout that may have once been crocodillian in nature long ago. Taxonomically, they have similar features to birds, feathering, hollow bones, and so on. But they're not quite like it since they do not have diapsid skulls and their eggs are not calcified and thus still soft; they evolved from something else.
- Nestorians get high on petrochemicals due to biological quirks that allow them to break down a few of them, mainly carbon gases, and often exploit thermal vents to both gain height and to get drunk off the fumes.
- Nestorians do not actually believe in a Christianity of any sort, given that not even radio broadcasts of sermons have reached them yet. Instead, many worship a pantheon of diverse deities that cover concepts as rich as fortune, joy, and sorrow. The chief god among most of them is an air god, the lord of winds and the skies. The most popular variant is loosely named Chalce. Besides this, there are small monotheistic sects following Chalce or a few charismatics, but they are in a minority.