Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
I have to assume he's either not going full crazy with them or they're not actually paying his nonsense any attention. A sort of "Uh-huh, that's nice dear" sort of thing.
Well it was one of his friends who recorded the video of him saying those things. My guess is since he's trying to act normal on their Facebook pages that they probably have his unfollowed so they don't see his posts but still have him on their friend's list.
 
I wrote the following on https://www.space.com/42931-exoplan...ntists-discovery.html?utm_source=notification ...

Planet Nestor is our nextdoor neighbors where humanoids have a nest or base. Nestor was built(64=B2+U21+I9+L12+T20) with the mathematical model of FOD=6_4 whereas F is the 6th letter, a circle O, D=4. Nestor has 6 continents/4 don't touch its equator/4 LARGE land masses surrounded by water. 64% of the plan-it's surface is water. Their ancients' '6 Seas' & 4 oceans. Their LARGE moon has 4 phases of ~6 days (~6.4 days) each, thus 6-day-weeks and 4 weeks in a 'moonth'. Their lunar year of 306 days + 6 day week + 4 days = 316 day solar year.

Their ancients' '6 Classical Planets'/'6 Naked-Eye Planets': 4 can't be easily seen during the day/4 don't cast shadows on Nestor (4 are true planets + Sun & Moon). Besides Nestor, their solar system has 6 planets: 4 are gas/ice giants. Its two inferior planets are at .6 & .4 AU (distance of Nestor from its Sun) and/or interior planets at 6 & 4 AU. Etc.

See my tweaked NASA conference presentation of 4.29.09 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .
I always wondered what he meant by he "wrote" on Space.com articles. He's just responding in the Facebook chat thing in the bottom. Btw, they deleted your post Richard. No one cares.
 

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I think his posts get auto filtered. When I checked earlier there was only one comment.
He writes like a cheap bot, so I wouldn't be surprised if some websites that he regularly harasses with his infantile garbage have him on an automated filter.
Ironically, that's the biggest influence his supposed teachings will ever have on the world.
 
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I wrote the following on https://www.space.com/42931-exoplan...ntists-discovery.html?utm_source=notification ...

Planet Nestor is our nextdoor neighbors where humanoids have a nest or base. Nestor was built(64=B2+U21+I9+L12+T20) with the mathematical model of FOD=6_4 whereas F is the 6th letter, a circle O, D=4. Nestor has 6 continents/4 don't touch its equator/4 LARGE land masses surrounded by water. 64% of the plan-it's surface is water. Their ancients' '6 Seas' & 4 oceans. Their LARGE moon has 4 phases of ~6 days (~6.4 days) each, thus 6-day-weeks and 4 weeks in a 'moonth'. Their lunar year of 306 days + 6 day week + 4 days = 316 day solar year.

Their ancients' '6 Classical Planets'/'6 Naked-Eye Planets': 4 can't be easily seen during the day/4 don't cast shadows on Nestor (4 are true planets + Sun & Moon). Besides Nestor, their solar system has 6 planets: 4 are gas/ice giants. Its two inferior planets are at .6 & .4 AU (distance of Nestor from its Sun) and/or interior planets at 6 & 4 AU. Etc.

See my tweaked NASA conference presentation of 4.29.09 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .
Stale, ancient, and refuted by your own acceptance of Kiwi Canon take on this old imaginationland?

Well then, time for a number six:
The True and Honest Nestor
  1. Nestor is actually just a moon that orbits the 2nd planet of its solar system out towards the Sagittarius arm. Why? Because moon worlds are more interesting in a way and the fact that many exoplanets are gas giants makes this make more sense.
  2. Nestor, the moon orbiting around the 2nd planet (a gas giant) around its yellow dwarf star, is not inhabited by human-like aliens like Dick claims. The best way to describe a Nestorian is... well, they're a lot more akin to birds, but with long arm/legs ending in hand/talons instead and a long keratinized snout that may have once been crocodillian in nature long ago. Taxonomically, they have similar features to birds, feathering, hollow bones, and so on. But they're not quite like it since they do not have diapsid skulls and their eggs are not calcified and thus still soft; they evolved from something else.
  3. Nestorians get high on petrochemicals due to biological quirks that allow them to break down a few of them, mainly carbon gases, and often exploit thermal vents to both gain height and to get drunk off the fumes.
  4. Nestorians do not actually believe in a Christianity of any sort, given that not even radio broadcasts of sermons have reached them yet. Instead, many worship a pantheon of diverse deities that cover concepts as rich as fortune, joy, and sorrow. The chief god among most of them is an air god, the lord of winds and the skies. The most popular variant is loosely named Chalce. Besides this, there are small monotheistic sects following Chalce or a few charismatics, but they are in a minority.
  5. Nestorian diets vary a decent bit, ranging from a variety of pseudo-cereals to nuts and fruits for their plant based diets. The most noteworthy of these grains is the infamous stormsage, a plant whose berries are used in cakes, wines, and many desserts due to its unique taste. The plant's defense mechanism of emitting electrical pulses though makes it difficult to farm, leaving it a luxury food. In terms of meats, creatures similar to worms are fairly common, along with snakes and smaller hexapodal creatures that despite this feature are not arthropod-esque at all and closer to reptiles. Sea going Nestorians even catch strange fish for diets at times, but seafood is not a major element of their diet except in very few communities.
  6. Ancient Nestorians only acknowledge three planets, despite there being four. The reasoning is that the gas giant Nestor was often considered an object like their star; they saw the Sun as the great gift of a hearth deity, while Nestor itself was considered the Land of the Gods. The other planets are: one rocky superearth with active volcanism, and two ice giants around Uranus' size.
 
Stale, ancient, and refuted by your own acceptance of Kiwi Canon take on this old imaginationland?

Well then, time for a number six:
The True and Honest Nestor
  1. Nestor is actually just a moon that orbits the 2nd planet of its solar system out towards the Sagittarius arm. Why? Because moon worlds are more interesting in a way and the fact that many exoplanets are gas giants makes this make more sense.
  2. Nestor, the moon orbiting around the 2nd planet (a gas giant) around its yellow dwarf star, is not inhabited by human-like aliens like Dick claims. The best way to describe a Nestorian is... well, they're a lot more akin to birds, but with long arm/legs ending in hand/talons instead and a long keratinized snout that may have once been crocodillian in nature long ago. Taxonomically, they have similar features to birds, feathering, hollow bones, and so on. But they're not quite like it since they do not have diapsid skulls and their eggs are not calcified and thus still soft; they evolved from something else.
  3. Nestorians get high on petrochemicals due to biological quirks that allow them to break down a few of them, mainly carbon gases, and often exploit thermal vents to both gain height and to get drunk off the fumes.
  4. Nestorians do not actually believe in a Christianity of any sort, given that not even radio broadcasts of sermons have reached them yet. Instead, many worship a pantheon of diverse deities that cover concepts as rich as fortune, joy, and sorrow. The chief god among most of them is an air god, the lord of winds and the skies. The most popular variant is loosely named Chalce. Besides this, there are small monotheistic sects following Chalce or a few charismatics, but they are in a minority.
  5. Nestorian diets vary a decent bit, ranging from a variety of pseudo-cereals to nuts and fruits for their plant based diets. The most noteworthy of these grains is the infamous stormsage, a plant whose berries are used in cakes, wines, and many desserts due to its unique taste. The plant's defense mechanism of emitting electrical pulses though makes it difficult to farm, leaving it a luxury food. In terms of meats, creatures similar to worms are fairly common, along with snakes and smaller hexapodal creatures that despite this feature are not arthropod-esque at all and closer to reptiles. Sea going Nestorians even catch strange fish for diets at times, but seafood is not a major element of their diet except in very few communities.
  6. Ancient Nestorians only acknowledge three planets, despite there being four. The reasoning is that the gas giant Nestor was often considered an object like their star; they saw the Sun as the great gift of a hearth deity, while Nestor itself was considered the Land of the Gods. The other planets are: one rocky superearth with active volcanism, and two ice giants around Uranus' size.
Does Chalce come from Halki?
 
I wrote the following on https://www.space.com/42275-habitable-exoplanets-kepler-discoveries-revised-by-gaia.html

Planet Nestor is our 'nextdoor neighbors' where humanoids have a nest or base. Nestor was built(64=B2+U21+I9+L12+T20) with the mathematical model of FOD=6_4 whereas F is the 6th letter, a circle O, D=4. Nestor has 6 continents/4 don't touch its equator/4 LARGE land masses surrounded by water. 64% of the plan-it's surface is water. Their ancients' '6 Seas' & 4 oceans. Their LARGE moon has 4 phases of ~6 days (~6.4 days) each, thus 6-day-weeks and 4 weeks in a 'moonth'. Their lunar year of 306 days + 6 day week + 4 days = 316 day solar year.

Their ancients' '6 Classical Planets'/'6 Naked-Eye Planets': 4 can't be easily seen during the day/4 don't cast shadows on Nestor (4 are true planets + Sun & Moon). Besides Nestor, their solar system has 6 planets: 4 are gas/ice giants. Its two inferior planets are at .6 & .4 AU (distance of Nestor from its Sun) and/or interior planets at 6 & 4 AU. Etc.

See my tweaked NASA conference presentation of 4.21.09 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .


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I wouldn't be surprised if some websites...have him on an automated filter.
That's possible. That's why I always list the site that I post on so you guys can check. Please see if my comments are still on https://www.space.com/42275-habitable-exoplanets-kepler-discoveries-revised-by-gaia.html . You're a sweetheart.

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Brad can you answer my question from the previous page about the lengths of these sentences?
I did.

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I wrote the following comment on https://www.space.com/24903-kepler-space-telescope.html

GOD & God-incarnate have created intelligent life on billions of plan-its in the past, present and future in just this galaxy. There are ~2 trillion galaxies in this Universe and there are a vast amount of universes in 'The Conglomerate'.

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I just sent the following message to NASA Exoplanet Archive - a service of NASA Exoplanet Science Institute https://exoplanetarchive.ipac.caltech.edu/index.html ...

Planet Nestor is our 'nextdoor neighbors' where humanoids have a nest or base. Nestor was built(64=B2+U21+I9+L12+T20) with the mathematical model of FOD=6_4 whereas F is the 6th letter, a circle O or _, D=4.

Nestor has 6 continents/4 don't touch its equator/4 LARGE land masses surrounded by water. 64% of the plan-it's surface is water. Their ancients' '6 Seas' & 4 oceans. Their LARGE moon has 4 phases of ~6 days (~6.4 days) each, thus 6-day-weeks and 4 weeks in a 'moonth'. Their lunar year of 306 days + 6 day week + 4 days = 316 day solar year.

Their ancients' '6 Classical Planets'/'6 Naked-Eye Planets': 4 can't be easily seen during the day/4 don't cast shadows on Nestor (4 are true planets + Sun & Moon). Besides Nestor, their solar system has 6 planets: 4 are gas/ice giants. Its two inferior planets are at .6 & .4 AU (distance of Nestor from its Sun) and/or interior planets at 6 & 4 AU. Etc.

See my tweaked NASA conference presentation of 4.21.09 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami, serious question: have you ever considered the possibility the rest of the world really does think you are crazy? That instead of a world gone mad and you being the lone sane man, it's the exact opposite?

If you have, do you feel you are ultimately wasting your time or that either way, you'd rather die being thought insane than live otherwise and believe history will vindicate you?

And on the last one, I mean future generations from now will look back and realize you were right, or so you truly believe.
 
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We don't have to check the comments Richard, we know by now that they're always deleted.
 
I’m going to venture to guess that everything you posted there was already posted here at some point in time so no sorry I won’t be reading through that.
 
Your answer is blatantly a post-hoc justification. You apply a far harsher sentence to new first time offenders than you previously did to people that were regularly "rude" to you.

Also apologize for quintuple posting.
He also needs to stop lying about that NASA conference after I proved all he did was go there and had no posters or presentations.
 

Did you though? I don't feel like your answer actually responds to the points I made. Let me show you.

Hey Brad, how come at the start of this thread you dished out years like, "74" and now you dish out "74,000"? Why the massive upscale?

@Sammy,
If you study law, you'll see there's consideration for 1st-time offenders, those who don't repeat their crime, those who admit their guilt, apologize/compensate their victim(s) and repent. But the penalties increase for repeat offenders. For those who are guilty of contempt-of-court, they often receive the ire of the judge and full sentences.

Here you state that you're making considerations for first time offenders, implying that 4 years ago, those who were mocking you were doing so for the first time, so your sentences were shorter. Is that correct?

But as I point out here, its not really with the amount of offenses do these numbers inflate, but chronologically with time, as I pointed out in my response.

While this is all true, I've noticed in general your judgements overall have increased dramatically over the lifespan of this thread, including for people brand new to the conversation. I can see the logic of some longterm or really active participants like @ChurchOfGodBear or @Adamska receiving longer sentences, but when someone shows up and finds this thread, what, 4 years later, and joins in on the conversation much later still receive the extremely long sentences, it doesn't seem rational.

Let me show you some examples:
To start off with, have a look at some of your earliest judgements:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brad-watson-richard-bradshaw-watson.6801/page-7
Here some of these people actively sought you out on your website and other forums and proceeded to mock you, yet they're receiving 666 years or ~200, 300 year sentences.

I skipped ahead to page 74 (for some reason or another) to see what sentences were happening by that page. Again, they seem to be double digits or triple digits at most in terms of sentence lengths, versus the 5 digit lengths you provide now.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brad-watson-richard-bradshaw-watson.6801/page-74

I checked even further into the thread, around page 348, where you judged @SunLightStreak and gave him 666 years and 74 non commutable, so these kind of lengths were very easily the standard.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brad-watson-richard-bradshaw-watson.6801/page-348

But sometime after that your sentences lengthened exponentially -

Here on page 1277, you judged @That Guy George and gave him 4,000 years with like 700 non commutable. which is WAY UP THERE in comparison to these earlier, long term repeat offenders, even though, if you look at his profile, he's only been around since July 2018. He's made eight posts total on Kiwi Farms ever. He's not a repeating offender, he's not a longtime member of this chat nor this community, nor has he participated in near the amount of mockery others with smaller sentences have. How do you justify this discrepancy of these lengths then?
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brad-watson-richard-bradshaw-watson.6801/page-1277#post-4101639

My response is a longer one (but not too long for a learned man of law to dissect), let me boil it down and simplify the statement:

You judged @Adamska in 2015 and gave him, in your own words, the MAXIMUM sentence of 1,400 years with 666 non commutable. Adamska's been here nearly the entire time of the thread so him getting a maximum sentence at least kinda makes sense if he's been mocking you for years and years it would seem.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brad-watson-richard-bradshaw-watson.6801/page-250#post-1035681

You judged @That Guy George in 2018 and sentenced a FIRST TIME OFFENDER sentencing for like, 4,000 years with 700 non-commutable. That Guy george has only had an account for a few months, posted 8 times ever on this forum, and much less in this thread, even though the amount of years he's received is far greater than your established maximum sentencing.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brad-watson-richard-bradshaw-watson.6801/page-1277#post-4101739

While you explained earlier in our first conversation that you consider first time offenses and give shorter sentences for them, there's evidence to the contrary - merely that since its a later year ( 2018 ) people completely new to the conversation are receiving harsher sentences than people who've been in the conversation since at least 2015, with multiple infractions. Can you explain why you're giving first time offenders longer sentences than long-time offenders have had on their record for years?
 
Did you though? I don't feel like your answer actually responds to the points I made. Let me show you.


Here you state that you're making considerations for first time offenders, implying that 4 years ago, those who were mocking you were doing so for the first time, so your sentences were shorter. Is that correct?

But as I point out here, its not really with the amount of offenses do these numbers inflate, but chronologically with time, as I pointed out in my response.


My response is a longer one (but not too long for a learned man of law to dissect), let me boil it down and simplify the statement:

You judged @Adamska in 2015 and gave him, in your own words, the MAXIMUM sentence of 1,400 years with 666 non commutable. Adamska's been here nearly the entire time of the thread so him getting a maximum sentence at least kinda makes sense if he's been mocking you for years and years it would seem.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brad-watson-richard-bradshaw-watson.6801/page-250#post-1035681

You judged @That Guy George in 2018 and sentenced a FIRST TIME OFFENDER sentencing for like, 4,000 years with 700 non-commutable. That Guy george has only had an account for a few months, posted 8 times ever on this forum, and much less in this thread, even though the amount of years he's received is far greater than your established maximum sentencing.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brad-watson-richard-bradshaw-watson.6801/page-1277#post-4101739

While you explained earlier in our first conversation that you consider first time offenses and give shorter sentences for them, there's evidence to the contrary - merely that since its a later year ( 2018 ) people completely new to the conversation are receiving harsher sentences than people who've been in the conversation since at least 2015, with multiple infractions. Can you explain why you're giving first time offenders longer sentences than long-time offenders have had on their record for years?
If you're wondering, it's because he copy+pastes this when he gets mad enough and just spams it like a bot. The only thing he changes is the name of the person to pretend he's actually being a fitting judge... even though judges take time to deliberate based on evidence before giving a sentence.

Like yeah, if mocking a senile and hateful old man who craves power is a trip to mega-hell, my punishment would be about right since I've popped in and out to just shittalk him once every point ran dry. But new guys to this thread like @NIGGO KILLA or @That Guy George ? At worst, they should maybe just have some bad luck for maybe a year or two, especially since they are nowhere near as vitriolic as I am. This alone would kick Dick out of any claims of being a messiah of any sort. That he can't teach worth a damn or handle questions without tantruming is another by the by; people learn by questioning Dickie and when you tantrum-judge or refuse to answer them it's not even teaching; it's just sperging at people.

That his curses have no effect beyond it being a petty attempt to pretend he has power over others is another.
 
Can you explain why you're giving first time offenders longer sentences than long-time offenders have had on their record for years?
1st time offenders here have seen others get sentenced. I could take the time to Judge them incrementally or I could not waste my time.

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That his curses have no effect beyond it being a petty attempt to pretend he has power over others is another.
And I can't underline enough how much he even sucks at being powerful in his powertrip fantasies.
He doesn't curse someone to immediately drop dead or suffer from sickness or whatever. He just gives a very vague threat of "bad luck" and the actually bad stuff is supposed to happen in a timeframe that he and others can't observe.
He does this, cause he knows that he has no power and his little curse-ye-hame-ha is just a valve to vent.

However I bet he used to actually curse people to get sick and die within a short time back when these delusions were new. Brad is that kind of a petty asshole that would do that.
After a couple dozen such impotent curses, he might have slowly caught on that something's not right, so he changed it to be a lot more vague in order to be able to go "gotcha" the moment someone stubbed their toe or something.
 
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@Adamska, @RomanesEuntDomus , @LoverofPi , @Anonymus Fluhre , @Alex Krycek ,

You and the others here that have received their Judgment Day are part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years. It requires patience to kick back for that long and see if all the evil assholes like yourself are exiled from the human race.

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