Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
CatParty,

Please read http://GOD704.wikia.com and then I'll answer your questions.

What exactly is the hold-up, Brad, that is keeping you from taking 5-6 minutes to write the Reader's Digest version of your work here so people can understand it?

Stop with the "I'll only answer your questions if you check out my site" nonsense. That's some click-bait shit, yo.
 
During your "trial" on your own forum you label yourself God's Judge of All Humanity. Why does God need you if that's Christ's job?
In the link he put he has the same numbers next to his name as Jesus Christ so I think that means he believes he's either Jesus Christ or a reincarnation of Jesus Christ. I can be entirely mistaken though of course.
 
@PurpleMonkeyDishwasher,

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 20:12-13)?


Do you like the purple font?
 
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PurpleMonkeyDishwasher,

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 20:12-13)?


Do you like the purple font?

So, as waggly said, you apparently consider yourself to be JC himself, huh?

Is that pretty much correct, in your mind anyway?
 
PurpleMonkeyDishwasher,

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 20:12-13)?


Do you like the purple font?

No. Fuschia triggers me. I prefer deep, royal purples. My beliefs are irrelevant to the question though. How can Jesus be the judge of humanity if you are?
 
(7/11/14 LeBron James played 7 years with the Cleveland Cavaliers then 4 years with the Miami Heat before announcing he was returning to the Cavaliers. After the announcement that evening, the Cleveland Indians won 7-4.)

This is my favorite evidence of his algorithm being true.
 
(7/11/14 LeBron James played 7 years with the Cleveland Cavaliers then 4 years with the Miami Heat before announcing he was returning to the Cavaliers. After the announcement that evening, the Cleveland Indians won 7-4.)

This is my favorite evidence of his algorithm being true.

Where was he when the Cleveland Browns imploded, huh?
 
@wagglyplacebo,

Are you being sarcastic? Please make your stance very clear; this is important!

Do you believe in GOD: the 'all-inclusive system as a whole'/this 'Universe as quantum computer'?

Do you believe in God-incarnate (in the Guardin' of Eden, Y'shua bar Yosef, the 2nd Coming of the Christ): the original and number 174 programmer/the Creator of all 'true Earth-like plan-its'?



Synchronism: 1/4/15 10:32 "Captain Watson did the best he could." - Zach Johnson on Feherty, Golf Channel
 
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Brad I've been reading through your wiki and I just have one question who are the nestlings and what planet is Nestor?

wagglyplacebo,

Are you being sarcastic? Please make your stance very clear; this is important!

Do you believe in GOD: the 'system as a whole'/the 'universal quantum computer'?
Do you believe in God-incarnate (in the Guardin' of Eden, Y'shua ben Yosef, 2nd Coming of the Christ): the original and number 174 programmer/the Creator of all 'true Earth-like plan-its'?


Synchronism: 1/4/15 10:32 "Captain Watson did the best he could." - Zach Johnson on Feherty, Golf Channel
No, I'm not being sarcastic, it's genuinely my favorite thing you've written on your wiki.
 
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wagglyplacebo,

Are you being sarcastic? Please make your stance very clear; this is important!

Do you believe in GOD: the 'system as a whole'/the 'universal quantum computer'?
Do you believe in God-incarnate (in the Guardin' of Eden, Y'shua ben Yosef, 2nd Coming of the Christ): the original and number 174 programmer/the Creator of all 'true Earth-like plan-its'?


Synchronism: 1/4/15 10:32 "Captain Watson did the best he could." - Zach Johnson on Feherty, Golf Channel

What is the relevance of the Golf Channel quotes you've been inserting into certain posts? I prefer Back 9 Network myself.
 
I'm getting serious @Holden flashbacks here. Brad talks about his incomprehensible theory, people ask him to clarify, he just posts link to his even more incomprehensible website and refuses to give a summary or answer questions.

i'm getting more @Cowlick flashbacks here rather then holden. Though all three together could form some Holy trinity deal.
 
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