Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Ruin]

Brad what do you think of our lord and savior TJChurch? Do you accept him as the one and true messiah?

 

[Gene Parmesan]

the only true god in all the internet, praise him

Spoiler: Praise him

Spoiler

I got gypped on a Steam Sale but only for like $5... but video related:

 

[4Macie]

Stop tagging other lolcows. That will surely summon them across the kiwi dimension. Not even the masks and flashlights will save us then.

As for @Brad Watson_Miami
I read some of the things you posted.
If I believe in a higher power like god, and I'm open to someone like Jesus being alive (but not the son of said higher power), and I refuse to accept the bible as more than mens' stories. What grade do I get in your judgement?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I'm still waiting on my copy of the book Brad, if every page isn't page 74 I'll be very upset.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Unless you can prove when Half Life 3 coming out, I am going to call Brad Watson delusional and a blasphemer.
The ball is in your court, MathJesus.

 

[WWWWolf]

Come one, come all! I offer everyone posting in this thread, nay, *all* members of the Kiwi's:

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My official "Frank Rizzo veto", good on *all* of Space Jesus' sentences!

 

[XH 502]

Yes. In my eternal soul's last human incarnation, I was Albert Einstein. 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua ben Yosef. 6,000 years ago, I was the ET/'God-guy' in the Guardin' of Eden. 500,000 years ago, I was the first amphibian.... I AM GOD's 'chosen one'/the Christ.

So you were all these people in past lives, but I have to ask: who is this incarnation? Who is Brad Watson, and how does the soul of Christ fare in this current life? You are all these great, intelligent people, and yet I've never heard of Brad Watson before today. So I'd like to know, have you accomplished anything in this life that stands equivalent to the accomplishments of your "previous incarnations"?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Is Half Life 3 confirmed?

I don't know what that is.

What is life like while you are awaiting reincarnation? Do you become one with the void or is it like sitting in a waiting room? Do we get a watercooler in limbo? Or are we ghosts?

There is definitely a transitional period at our death as human. We may immediately be reincarnated as animal, but this is very difficult to prove experimentally. We'll continue with the science of the afterlife.

What does the Book of Mormon apply to all this? Does it have a secret code as well?

Joseph Smith was a con-artist and the Book of Mormon presented as nonfiction is a fraud. Brigham Young was also a con-artist.

What is the correct cause towards the math of the Bermuda Triangle?

I was born in Miami on the 'Day of the Revolution' in Cuba. "For every action there's equal and opposite reaction.

You declare all these sentences as hellish life, what does a good life entitle?

You tell me what your concept of a good life entails?

If we apply the Golden Ratio to this formula does this mean God is not aesthetically pleasing?

GOD is much more than the Golden Ratio (8/5 or 1.61 and much more than "aesthetically pleasing". GOD is the 'all-inclusive system as a whole'/this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

What charities does God support specifically? Should I put one before the other such as breast cancer or starving children?

Come on.

If we are going by a number system why do you grade with letters? Wouldn't a triple XXX be worse than an F?

Grading with pass or fail is the how everyone's Judgment Day is most basically graded.

What are the grading percentages based on? Can I get a better grade by doing extra credit?

Are you contributing to Mother Earth and the life on this plan-it or are you harmful? Yes, you need to do alot of extra-credit - no joke!

What if my parents beat me for getting a B- in life?

GOD & the Christ note you mocking this and wasting my time.

Or are we going on the different circles of hell by Dante Alighieri's vision? It's got numbers.

In a previous incarnation, I was Dante. The Inferno is not really pertinent now.

Since your prophecy goes by reincarnation does that mean there is no hell or demons?

It's the Bible that has the prophecy that "goes by reincarnation". I've just shown that this interpretation is supported by scientific proof.

Is Satan truly just the number 666?

No. Satan is the spirit of evil contrasted to GOD being the spirit of good. (GOD=GOOD). The D'evil is evil incarnate contrasted to the Christ being God-incarnate. The "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist was Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6). George Walker Bush Jr. was/is the "2nd Beast". United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast". Donald Trump = 666 (when A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74).

Is heaven's postal code 777?

No. Zip codes must be at least five numbers. 777 is heaven's area code.

Why have you been chosen to discover this mass secret and not scientists? I think they might catch this.

I AM a scientist. I presented this and other discoveries at the NASA Conference Mission for Exoplanets: 2010-2020 held at the Pasadena Hilton on April 21-23, 2009.

Do we have an indoctrination program?

This is it.

Do we have a plan B involving Kool Aid?

No, the sugar in that stuff will kill you!

What role does Cthulhu play in this?

Is that a Mexican dog?

Why do you format they way you do? This isn't Deviantart.

What's that?

Have you gazed into the unknown?

Yes. I've dated alot of black women - alot of black women! Why I've seen more black holes than Captain Kirk!

If your dick is 7.4 inches are you blessed? This is a serious question.

Not if your girlfriend requires 8"+. Seriously.

What is my judgement Cyber Jesus?

You're obviously mocking me, so...

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

I don't know what that is.

There is definitely a transitional period at our death as human. We may immediately be reincarnated as animal but this is very difficult to prove experimentally. We'll continue with the science of the afterlife.

Joseph Smith was a con-artist and the Book of Mormon is a fraud. Brigham Young was also a con-artist.

I was born in Miami on the 'Day of the Revolution' in Cuba. "For every action there's equal and opposite reaction.

You tell me what your concept of being into a good life entails?

GOD is much more than the Golden Ratio (8/5 or 1.816) and much more than "aesthetically pleasing". GOD is the 'system as a whole'/the 'universal quantum computer'.

Come on.

Grading with pass or fail is the how everyone's Judgment Day is most basically graded.

Are you contributing to Mother Earth and the life on this plan-it or are you harmful? Yes, you need to do alot of extra-credit - no joke!

GOD & the Christ note you mocking this and wasting my time.

In a previous incarnation, I was Dante. The Inferno is not really pertinent now.

It's the Bible that has the prophecy that "goes by reincarnation". I've just shown that this interpretation is supported by scientific proof.

No. Satan is the spirit of evil contrasted to GOD being the spirit of good. (GOD=GOOD). The D'evil is evil incarnate contrasted to the Christ being God-incarnate. The "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist was Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6). George Walker Bush Jr. was/is the "2nd Beast". United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast".

No. Zip codes must be at least five numbers. 777 is heaven's area code.

I AM a scientist. I presented this and other discoveries at the NASA Conference Mission for Exoplanets: 2010-2020 held at the Pasadena Hilton on April 21-23, 2009.

This is it.

No, the sugar in that stuff will kill you!

Is that a Mexican dog?

What's that?

Yes. I've dated alot of black women - alot of black women! Why I've seen more black holes than Captain Kirk!

Not if your girlfriend requires 8"+. Seriously.

You're obviously mocking me, so...

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

Fellas, after this post I'm now convinced that we're being trolled. My sides went into orbit at the Cthulhu bit. You're a funny guy, Brad.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

OK there were legitimately funny jokes in that response.

Only false messiahs don't watch Star Trek.

"Why I've seen more black holes than Captain Kirk!"
well shit.

 

[XYZpdq]

At least Jesus is apparently getting some mad amounts of black pussy this time around.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

I AM a scientist. I presented this and other discoveries at the NASA Conference Mission for Exoplanets:

Link to the whitepapers presented at the NASA Conference Mission of Exoplanets: 2010-2020 held at the Pasadena Hilton on April 21-23, 2009.

http://www.ipac.caltech.edu/page/34

Spoiler

No B.Watson et. al

Although now I'm wondering if troll because of:

777 is heaven's area code.

*EDIT* Update! Found a screen capture of the old site on another site Brad where also Brad clarifies he presented a poster. That does not signify that there is any validity to the claims, nor that are to be treated with the same respect or subject to the same rigors of a whitepaper.

At best the man was an attendee at a conference where he propped up a poorly researched elementary school 'science fair' poster.

So says Gene [4].

 

[Marionette]

I don't know what that is.

There is definitely a transitional period at our death as human. We may immediately be reincarnated as animal but this is very difficult to prove experimentally. We'll continue with the science of the afterlife.

Joseph Smith was a con-artist and the Book of Mormon is a fraud. Brigham Young was also a con-artist.

I was born in Miami on the 'Day of the Revolution' in Cuba. "For every action there's equal and opposite reaction.

You tell me what your concept of being into a good life entails?

GOD is much more than the Golden Ratio (8/5 or 1.816) and much more than "aesthetically pleasing". GOD is the 'system as a whole'/the 'universal quantum computer'.

Come on.

Grading with pass or fail is the how everyone's Judgment Day is most basically graded.

Are you contributing to Mother Earth and the life on this plan-it or are you harmful? Yes, you need to do alot of extra-credit - no joke!

GOD & the Christ note you mocking this and wasting my time.

In a previous incarnation, I was Dante. The Inferno is not really pertinent now.

It's the Bible that has the prophecy that "goes by reincarnation". I've just shown that this interpretation is supported by scientific proof.

No. Satan is the spirit of evil contrasted to GOD being the spirit of good. (GOD=GOOD). The D'evil is evil incarnate contrasted to the Christ being God-incarnate. The "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist was Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6). George Walker Bush Jr. was/is the "2nd Beast". United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast".

No. Zip codes must be at least five numbers. 777 is heaven's area code.

I AM a scientist. I presented this and other discoveries at the NASA Conference Mission for Exoplanets: 2010-2020 held at the Pasadena Hilton on April 21-23, 2009.

This is it.

No, the sugar in that stuff will kill you!

Is that a Mexican dog?

What's that?

Yes. I've dated alot of black women - alot of black women! Why I've seen more black holes than Captain Kirk!

Not if your girlfriend requires 8"+. Seriously.

You're obviously mocking me, so...

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

Oh boy. So much to address. Isn't there something in the bible about ego and pride? It's clearly showing here. Or just pure unharvested insanity.
So tell me, I'm going for the high score here, can I get a worse grade than F? How are you reviewing my case? Trying to tie my birth date to my astrological sign that results in my username? I really want to know why calling you out on an internet forum results in soul's sentence. Apparently that's worse than murder to you.

 

[Ouija Board]

@Brad Watson_Miami

I am wondering, do you have any proof or credentials from God himself that says that you are qualified to judge people here on Earth? Like did he give you a degree or something? Because I am pretty sure there is something in the Bible about not judging others.

Are the numbers 7 and 4 your favorite numbers hence why you use them?

I don't understand your methods as I have dyscaculia so I'm not good with numbers.

I am also not a Christian and am looking into Haitian Vodou right now.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Thanks for the book Brad, I'll get started on it now. I'll let you guys know if there's anything.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Yeah, I'm starting to think this is a lame troll too.

Space Jesus, you disappoint me.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I don't know guys, I just got 33 pages filled with different things than are seen on his wiki, maybe it's just wishful thinking though.
Edit: was given his Facebook, found this.
I was on my forum tweaking "GOD=7_4" as I had the morning news on TV, when I received the following synchronism: 1/3/15 08:04 "7-year-old survives plane crash in Kentucky while 4 family members were killed... It's a miracle that she survived." - GMA, ABC

 

[Marionette]

Rereading that I can't help but think this is a troll too. You tried Rain Man Jesus. But reincarnation as Dante and the inclusion of the idea that capitalism is the root of all evil. I just can't. It's too good to be true. But you got effort, I'll give you that. But please, plug your blog some more and get back to me on that report. If I'm fucked over I might as well get a laugh out of it.

 

[CatParty]

Oooh ooh @Brad Watson_Miami give me a grade

Also can you please give @Holden a grade?

 

[Cubanodun]

day 2 after judgment day: the weather is nice here