Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
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If you're trying to purpose a groundbreaking new theological theory, the History Channel and Fox news should not be on your list of things to use as sources.
 
The high prophet will be here any moment. We'd best repent and chant logarithms to avert his righteous wrath.
I haven't been following this thread much, but he's gonna need to be good if he's to dethrone TJ as the religious leader &/or prophet around here.
 
I wonder if Brad has discovered anything new about numbers in the intervening months. I mean, the man clearly has an open channel to GOD=74.
 
I'm just so happy to see he's been allowed back. Is there a status update on what BWM has been up to since all the ban fuckery?

I hope he comes back here to either finish what he started or even drop some new science on all us unenlightened fools. I suppose I'm biased towards him because he's a jazz guy and for that I'll always cut him a minimum of 74 pieces of slack.

 
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