Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
There is a delicious irony in being called pretentious by one of the literal thousands of men who pretends to be a long row of significant people.

Anyway, what are your thoughts on GunJesus?

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He mentiones the holy number of 7 in the above video after all. A shame it isn't 4:07m long.
 
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But Brad, golf is always boring. It's boring to play, it's even more boring to watch and people wear silly outfits while doing it.
The only good thing to ever come out of golf was that one scene from Falling Down.

Hey. Falling7 Down4. That movie must have God's blessing, if it has those numbers, right?
Golf can actually be a lot of fun, if you don't bother keeping score. Getting some exercise and sharing the fresh air with your buddies, what could beat that?
 
There is no literal rapture or zombie apocalypse - they're both ridiculous theories. We're experiencing The Apocalypse/Revelation which is not the 'end of the world'. It is the fulfillment of the prophecy of the last book of the Bible when the Christ returns and produces the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories'. There is then a reaction of global "plague, locusts, economic collapse, etc."

President 666. United(6 letters) States(6) Dollar(6). The "destruction of Babylon" literally with the Iraq War while "Mystery Babylon" is the US. "Armageddon" has been taking place in Syria for 7 years.

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"Over the past week or so, Trump had also raised internally the notion of inviting other countries to participate in the summit, an idea that would prove more logistically challenging than just the six other G7 nations, the sources familiar with the matter said. He named Russia, South Korea, Australia and India (G7 + 4) as potential invitees to this year's gathering." https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/worl...-of-world-leaders/ar-BB14Qf9c?ocid=spartandhp

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what are your thoughts on GunJesus?
You're just rustling my jimmies.


Synchronism: 16:29 "I'm not a golfer, but this golf cart..." - Danny on Count Customs on History Channel
 
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So what's your take on the rioting? Any predictions or the presence of holy numbers to be aware of? Does this tie into the apocalypse?
 
There is no literal rapture or zombie apocalypse - they're both ridiculous theories. We're experiencing The Apocalypse/Revelation which is not the 'end of the world'. It is the fulfillment of the prophecy of the last book of the Bible when the Christ returns and produces the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories'. There is then a reaction of global "plague, locusts, economic collapse, etc."
Hold on you silly schizophrenic. So you're saying that the Revelation is the fulfillment of the prophecy when Christ returns to earth and saves us, giving us 7 seals. Cool.

If that's the case how come you've been here way BEFORE the moment Christ is supposed to return. Like...decades earlier by your metrics. Also your ramblings arent even complete. Arent we supposed to have a completed book? You know...I'm starting to think you arent Christ, Lincoln, or Einstein and just a phoney.

Also have you seen a doctor yet for your untreated schizophrenia or really for anything yet. In you age group, regular doctors visit are a good thing.
 
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Maybe its within the thousand pages back, but, Brad, can you update me on some 7_4 signs of God's presence within the hot talks of the time, like, the riots, instead of like, some golf games?
 
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As well as that, Brad should explain what relevance golf scores have beyond tickling that part of his diseased brain.
 
Maybe its within the thousand pages back, but, Brad, can you update me on some 7_4 signs of God's presence within the hot talks of the time, like, the riots, instead of like, some golf games?
George Floyd was born in '74.

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@Mr. X ,

BY the power(77) vested in me by GOD* as the reincarnated Christ(77), I hereby rule that 6.6.20 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 35,000 years with 2,000 years incommutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent (GOD requires me to say that)...


I'll now go back to blocking you - you contribute nothing here and nothing to humanity.


*Synchronism: 9:10 "I never do social media. Some people act like God, judge, and jury". - Charles Barkley on Smerconish, CNN
 
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Note: You can repent (GOD requires me to say that)...
God demands that you say it in full. Therefore...

By the power of GRAYSKULL, as the reincarnated Original Machoman, I hereby rule that 6.6.20 is your Judgment Day: You're a felon repeat offender and the internet's village idiot.

Sentence: Spend the rest of your days in obscurity* as an irrelevant loony on the internet, being a mediocre distraction for shitposters on Kiwi Farms. Your numerological nonsense will never mean anything to anyone else and no one will remember you, once you die. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Note: You can get medication (Null requires me to say that) and you can enjoy playing pretentious golf without keeping score.


I will continue to laugh at your antics, old man.

*Synchronism: Watching Counter Monkey and just got to the part where Spoony talks about the Toilet Pizza and the dirty bathroom stall with shit all over the walls.
 

Marilyn the flutist reminded of this Ray Charles concert. I haven't seen/heard this in years! I'm playing timpani & percussion. My shit didn't stink for a long time after this performance. And after seeing this on YouTube just now, it still doesn't.

Bradley, how can the 7_4 dogma help me move out of my grandma's house and insert my seed into a female (preferably one from the East) unprotected?

Asking for a friend
 
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"74% in latest poll say that George Floyd's death is part of a bigger problem" - CNN 6/7/20 8:31

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@the khat quaffer (the kfat quaker),

You sound like a teenager, how old are you? (A) There's no Bradley here. (B) GOD=7_4 is not dogma, nor is E=mc² or F=ma. (C) Do you have a job? Obviously, that would allow you to afford your own apartment. But maybe you need to take care of your grandma. (D) Have responsible sex - grow up, be an adult.

Answering for a friend.
 
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@RomanesEuntDomus ,

You're delusional and a supporter of Donald Trump 666 the current Antichrist. Therefore...

BY the power(77) vested in me by GOD as the reincarnated Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 6.9.20 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 35,000 years with 2,000 years incommutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, publicly apologize...



c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Synchronism: 7:33 "Change never comes easy." - Camden, NJ guy on CNN
 
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