Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
Yes. In my eternal soul's last human incarnation, I was Albert Einstein. 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua ben Yosef. 6,000 years ago, I was the ET/'God-guy' in the Guardin' of Eden. 500,000 years ago, I was the first amphibian.... I AM GOD's 'chosen one'/the Christ.

Are you open-minded to reincarnation? And please, no answers from the 5th Grade class-clown.

Dear sir, you are an idiot. Seek professional help Immediately.
 
Brad (4) + Watson (6) + of (2) + Miami (5) + Fl (2) = Thorazine(9) + Twice(5) + Daily (5)
 
brad has changed my life in so many numberous ways
now when i stub my toe i say "brad watson" instead of "jesus christ"
truely i'm a new man
I AM back. I've only read a few posts so far, but when I read this one out loud to my girlfriend, she laughed so hard she cried!
 
Gene Parmesan Cheese Breath,

Thanks to your hypothetical replies to my facts, I've rewritten the following from my new (second) book, Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor...

Besides Earth (similar perspective to the 7 Classical Planets), this solar system has 7 planets and the 4th from the Sun of these is the LARGEST: Jupiter. Out of these 7 planets, 4 are non-rocky gas or ice giants. Venus is .7 AU & Mercury .4 AU from the Sun (Venus .7233322, Mercury .3870987 with aphelion at .47). Saturn's '4 seasons' are each ~7.4 years long. 74% of the planetary gravitational/tidal forces on the Sun are caused by Jupiter. Including Earth, Uranus is the 7th planet from the Sun and it has the 4th largest mass. Not including Earth, Neptune is the 7th planet from the Sun and is the 4th heaviest. Both Uranus and Neptune have diameters 4 times Earth’s.

These are all examples of the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code which has not only produced our Earth, it has constructed all Earths along with the FOD=6_4 algorithm/code forming all Nestors. See my tweaked NASA conference presentation of 4.21.09 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .
 
Gene Parmesan Cheese Breath,

Thanks to your hypothetical replies to my facts, I've rewritten the following from my new (second) book, Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor...

Besides Earth (similar perspective to the 7 Classical Planets), this solar system has 7 planets and the 4th from the Sun of these is the LARGEST: Jupiter. Out of these 7 planets, 4 are non-rocky gas or ice giants. Venus is .7 AU & Mercury .4 AU from the Sun (Venus .7233322, Mercury .3870987 with aphelion at .47). Saturn's '4 seasons' are each ~7.4 years long. 74% of the planetary gravitational/tidal forces on the Sun are caused by Jupiter. Including Earth, Uranus is the 7th planet from the Sun and it has the 4th largest mass. Not including Earth, Neptune is the 7th planet from the Sun and is the 4th heaviest. Both Uranus and Neptune have diameters 4 times Earth’s.

These are all examples of the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code which has not only produced our Earth, it has constructed all Earths along with the FOD=6_4 algorithm/code forming all Nestors. See my tweaked NASA conference presentation of 4.21.09 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .


can i get a grade?
 
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Gene Parmesan Cheese Breath,

Thanks to your hypothetical replies to my facts, I've rewritten the following from my new (second) book, Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor...

Besides Earth (similar perspective to the 7 Classical Planets), this solar system has 7 planets and the 4th from the Sun of these is the LARGEST: Jupiter. Out of these 7 planets, 4 are non-rocky gas or ice giants. Venus is .7 AU & Mercury .4 AU from the Sun (Venus .7233322, Mercury .3870987 with aphelion at .47). Saturn's '4 seasons' are each ~7.4 years long. 74% of the planetary gravitational/tidal forces on the Sun are caused by Jupiter. Including Earth, Uranus is the 7th planet from the Sun and it has the 4th largest mass. Not including Earth, Neptune is the 7th planet from the Sun and is the 4th heaviest. Both Uranus and Neptune have diameters 4 times Earth’s.

These are all examples of the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code which has not only produced our Earth, it has constructed all Earths along with the FOD=6_4 algorithm/code forming all Nestors. See my tweaked NASA conference presentation of 4.21.09 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .
Oh man, welcome back dude!
 
Sigyn,

I try to treat everyone with respect unless they prove by their words and actions that they don't deserve it. Homosexuals are to have equal rights including the right to marry and adopt. Butt-buddies is probably a derogatory expression that I shouldn't use anymore.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami so you doing ok bud? We've all been really worried about your health and your wellbeing. Everything ok? You feeling ok? Anything new and exciting in your life since you've been gone?
 
Sigyn,

I try to treat everyone with respect unless they prove by their words and actions that they don't deserve it. Homosexuals are to have equal rights including the right to marry and adopt. Butt-buddies is probably a derogatory expression that I shouldn't use anymore.
ilu brad-sama <3
 
@Brad Watson_Miami do you use Temple OS? I'm curious about your opinion of it.
I don't know what Temple OS is. Explain it to me.

KingGeedorah,

I, the Christ, have returned. I AM in heaven which has always been a frame-of-mind not to be confused with the heavens: the sky, low-Earth-orbit, deep space. Are you in heaven?
 
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