Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[ChurchOfGodBear]

We've successfully reconstructed the one language used before the Tower of Babel (according to the Bible) and it was English(7,74).

Explain, please.

The Chinese are all taught English as their second language as is almost every country that doesn't speak English primarily.

Tell that to the people getting off the boat that don't speak a word of it.

God-incarnate has 10 fingers and Fod-incarnate has 10 ginfers.

I nominate this for Quote of the Day.

 

[voiceguy]

Is that true?

Can you prove that it isn't?

Don't be insensitive to voiceguy.

He wasn't being insensitive to me, he was talking to you Brad. No need to chastise him.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

I don't like to brag but I have a BIG dictionary.

how big is your dictionary brad-senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

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I was being sensitive to your situation and you attacked me for it. In that case, let me be very blunt. You received what you deserved. And it will get much worse!

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Read Genasis 11:1- . It's a bizarre story if you really think about it and it may be the BIGGEST contradiction in the Bible when you read the last two verses of Chapter 10.

 

[Maruukat]

I was being sensitive to your situation and you attacked me for it. In that case, let me be very blunt. You received what you deserved. And it will get much worse!

"Stop attacking me! I hope you get run over by five buses!!!"

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I was being sensitive to your situation and you attacked me for it. In that case, let me be very blunt. You received what you deserved. And it will get much worse!

Now I remember why I was glad you were briefly gone from here...

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

This is the list I have of members of this forum that have received their Judgments and FAILED...

1. Null | FAIL |474 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
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2. Gene Parmesan | FAIL |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
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3. Frank Rizzo | FAIL | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
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4. ABW - 81 | FAIL | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
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5. Loke | FAIL | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
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6. Kittentits | FAIL | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
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7. PurpleMonkeyDishwasher | FAIL | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
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8. Applecrisp (Janessa Wagner [Facebook]) | FAIL |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Really Hellish Circumstances
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9. HawkerHurricane | FAIL | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
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10. trombonista | FAIL | Postponed
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11. Ruin | FAIL | Postponed
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12. Billy_Sama | FAIL |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
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13. Absinthe | FAIL | Postponed
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14. Bucharest | FAIL | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
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15. Shokew | FAIL |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
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16. Substrain-Seven | FAIL |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
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17. dcisp | FAIL |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
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18. Cubanodun | FAIL | Postponed
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19. wristwatchswisswatch | FAIL |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
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20. Ravenor | FAIL | Postponed
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21. Radi Ashun | FAIL | 666 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
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22. Stratomsk 666 years
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23. dollarpennypincher 666 Years
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24. voiceguy 666 Years
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25. Azazel 174 years reincarnated as non-human, 17.4 years non-commutable, very hellish
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26. Murrukat 666 Years​
27. 
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There, that will help us keep good records. http://7seals.yuku.com . If I've missed something, PLEASE speak up.

I know that all you little ungodly antichrists out there think, "I'm using a screen name - I'm anonymous." Ya, I don't know who you are except that you're an 1191980125 but GOD is omnipotent.​

 

[Maruukat]

I know that all you little ungodly antichrists out there think, "I'm using a screen name - I'm anonymous." Ya, I don't know who you are except that you're an 1191980125 but GOD is omnipotent.

That's because we're smart enough not to show our power level.
Also: LITI?ABE (or ATTI?ABE)

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

TheIceCreamMan,

You created a 'private conversation' with me where you proved that you were lying about "I talked to my former pastor." You also tried to tell me how I should behave on the phone with a man of the cloth. After you were caught in the lie, you ended the conversation. Therefore...

Judgment: FAIL, 666 years.

 

[nad7155]

@Brad Watson_Miami

Are you taking meth or some other stimulants?

You have been on here almost all day.

You sure do have some good computer stamina!

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

This is the list I have of members of this forum that have received their Judgments and FAILED...

1. Null | FAIL |474 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances​
2. Gene Parmesan | FAIL |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances​
3. Frank Rizzo | FAIL | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances​
4. ABW - 81 | FAIL | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances​
5. Loke | FAIL | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances​
6. Kittentits | FAIL | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances​
7. PurpleMonkeyDishwasher | FAIL | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances​
8. Applecrisp (Janessa Wagner [Facebook]) | FAIL |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Really Hellish Circumstances​
9. HawkerHurricane | FAIL | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish​
10. trombonista | FAIL | Postponed​
11. Ruin | FAIL | Postponed​
12. Billy_Sama | FAIL |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish​
13. Absinthe | FAIL | Postponed​
14. Bucharest | FAIL | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish​
15. Shokew | FAIL |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish​
16. Substrain-Seven | FAIL |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish​
17. dcisp | FAIL |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish​
18. Cubanodun | FAIL | Postponed​
19. wristwatchswisswatch | FAIL |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish​
20. Ravenor | FAIL | Postponed​
21. Radi Ashun | FAIL | 666 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish​
22. Stratomsk | 666 years​
23. dollarpennypincher | 666 Years​
24. voiceguy | 666 Years​
25. Azazel | 174 years reincarnated as non-human, 17.4 years non-commutable, very hellish​
26. Maruukat | 666 Years​
27. TheIceCreamMan | 666 Years​

There, that will help us keep good records. http://7seals.yuku.com . If I've missed something, PLEASE speak up.

I know that all you little ungodly antichrists out there think, "I'm using a screen name - I'm anonymous." Ya, I don't know who you are except that you're an 1191980125 but GOD is omniscient.​

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I don't do drugs. You're new here. Are you familiar with the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code? See it at http://GOD704.wikia.com .

 

[voiceguy]

We've successfully reconstructed the one language used before the Tower of Babel (according to the Bible) and it was English(7,74).

Who's we? How was it reconstructed? What evidence do you have? (And do not cite 7_4 as evidence, you cannot use your own theory as evidence.) Whey is there nothing about this even on your websites? I googled "what was the one language before the tower of babel" and found a hermeneutics (I'm sure you know what that means) site that had this information:

"One line of evidence is that all the names in the genealogies prior to Babel have meanings in Hebrew.

My first Hebrew professor, Dr. Robert L. Cate, did a lot of work in the development of the Hebrew language. For his doctoral dissertation, he constructed a hypothetical lexicon of proto-Hebrew, the Hebrew language as it existed before any written records. There are clues within the language as it existed in the written Bible times of what it looked like before.

Dr. Cate concentrated on how the verbs had formed. In Biblical Hebrew, all verbs have three consonants at the root. He found evidence of a two consonant root system underneath it. Many verbs that shared two consonants in their ground form (Qal, perfect, 3ms) and in the same order, would have related meanings. For example, bara' means "create," barak means "bless," and barar means "purify." All of those are primarily actions of God (in the case of "create," only God can truly create)."

The Chinese are all taught English as their second language as is almost every country that doesn't speak English primarily.

300,000,000 people in China are fluent in English. The population of China is 1,355,692,576. That means a smidge over 22% speak English. Hardly a majority, is it. (Based on 2014 statistics)

God-incarnate has 10 fingers and Fod-incarnate has 10 ginfers. The GOD=7_4 algorithm/code proves GOD uses Base-10.

Well God has ten fingers on The Simpsons so that must be true. Your argument didn't prove anything, though. Technically, though, God would have eight fingers since we all have eight fingers and two opposable thumbs. I really don't know if God has thumbs or, if he does, whether or not they're opposable.

 

[nad7155]

You're new here.

Think again.

I guess your numbers don't add up on that one.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Read Genasis 11:1- . It's a bizarre story if you really think about it and it may be the BIGGEST contradiction in the Bible when you read the last two verses of Chapter 10.

I'm well aware of what's in Genesis 11. Please explain to me how it answers my question.

 

[voiceguy]

I was being sensitive to your situation and you attacked me for it. In that case, let me be very blunt. You received what you deserved. And it will get much worse!

How did I attack you? You misunderstood something, and I pointed out the misunderstanding and asked you not to chastise him for it. How does that constitute an attack?

And yet because of that you say that my wife deserved to die and my mother deserves to die? What kind of a monster are you?

Please stop posting your lists. That's called spamming and it's not allowed here or any other forum I know of -- except possibly yours since you're the only one who posts on them.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Hey BradChrist, I know you said you would answer serious questions, so I thought it would be fitting to deal with some theological issues and debates on Biblical hermeneutics.

1. Why are we here?
2. Given your views on reincarnation, did God grant us free will or are all of our actions predestined?
3. Given your condemnations of various posters in this thread, how does this line up with Jesus' teaching that salvation is only available through him? If earthly actions can't gain salvation, how will our actions now override that salvation?
4. What Christian denomination is the right one?
5. Where can I find your book, and when will your translation of the Bible be available to the public?

No offense meant by any of these, of course. You said as long as the questions weren't dumb you would answer them, so I went with some of the most debated issues within the Christian faith.

 

[The I Scream Man]

TheIceCreamMan,

You created a 'private conversation' with me where you proved that you were lying about "I talked to my former pastor." You also tried to tell me how I should behave on the phone with a man of the cloth. After you were caught in the lie, you ended the conversation. Therefore...

Judgment: FAIL, 666 years.

Spoiler: Full Conversation, Spoilered for big

I offered you the highest authority I could think of, the Bishop of my local Catholic diocese, of which I am a (poorly attending) member. My former pastor, a man named Don Shannon, recommended that I talk to my bishop, as he was of the Baptist faith and I was Catholic and thus could have my questions regarding your validity answered more thoroughly by someone more closely aligned to what I believed in. This does not make me a liar.

Let this be the record of my dealings with the fraud, the charlatan, who calls himself Brad Watson. I had seen you be rude and thoroughly disrespectful to myself and my friends in this thread, and while that's fine by me since we all see you as the clown you truly are, I cautioned you to be respectful and polite to a man of the cloth and someone I admire and respect. You chose to inform me that you would not do so. Did you say as much? No, but I've seen how you haven't respected a single person in this thread, not one time, and I refused to take the risk here of allowing you to waste your betters' time with these frivolities.

I was attempting to help you, Mr. Brad Watson, if that is in fact your real name, seeing as you've provided absolutely no proof of such. I was attempting to show you that such sinful living as you're engaged in, with these delusions of grandeur and prideful, spiteful outbursts, can only lead to a fall. I do not hate you, sir, nor do I even dislike you. How can I dislike someone I pity so deeply?

You will be deeply disappointed when you die, because when you go to Heaven and God casts you into the fiery pit for idolatry and false prophecy, only then will you know how wrong you truly are.

BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE! Repent, and renounce your sins, and you may yet be forgiven. The door isn't closed, Mr. Brad Watson. Pray that it never shuts in your face, as you attempt to judge others with authority that you do not possess and is not yours to claim.

 

[Marionette]

So Brad what ungodly sins must I commit to achieve the high score for sentencing?

 

[blackie toy]

*Synchronism: 4/25/15 12:35 "Now at Boston Market" ad on Weather Channel

I just want to point out how critical this is. It clearly shows that the weather in Boston is going to change, and Jace is going to be coming back to the market soon. Brad has channeled the answers. 1+2/3+5 = 3/8. 4/2+5/1+5 = 4/7/6 = 4/42 = 2/21 = 2/2+1 = 2/3. The key dates are March 2nd and August 3rd. I think this is clear evidence that Jace will be back in early August.

 

[chimpburgers]

I like how he gave me one of the lighter punishments here. You're the best.