Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
What would happen if an admin made it so Bard Waltson can't block anyone?

Is he even legit using the block feature or just ignoring people purely out of will?
 
@Ziltoid
http://kiwifarms.net

You've very rudely mocked GOD and the Christ, and you've judged me again, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 5/5/15 21:54 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 1,274 years (maximum) just for your sins towards me here (you have many more sins). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, apologize, delete the offensive posts, and do many hours of verifiable community service. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 474 years (maximum) of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any further contempt-of-court(77) will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment. You're now part of a scientific experiment to last the next 1,000+ years.



- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You are now on my ignore list so writing here any further would be futile.
 
@Ziltoid
http://kiwifarms.net

You've very rudely mocked GOD and the Christ, and you've judged me again, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 5/5/15 21:54 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 1,274 years (maximum) just for your sins towards me here (you have many more sins). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, apologize, delete the offensive posts, and do many hours of verifiable community service. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 474 years (maximum) of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any further contempt-of-court(77) will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment. You're now part of a scientific experiment to last the next 1,000+ years.



- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You are now on my ignore list so writing here any further would be futile.
Brad can't even get pussy.
 
Doesn't really answer my question but that is cool.
One's vote is "never in vain". GOD knows whether people vote or not and if you want to get reincarnated in a democratic-republic, then make sure you VOTE!

If 7 and 4 are the most important numbers and permeate through everything, why are there eight members of the Wu Tang Clan?
That is one of the great mysteries!
 
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So what happens when BradJesus blocks everyone who's posting in this topic? Do we have to hook up a system that pumps vodka directly into Null's veins?

Eventually Brad will have everyone on ignore, so from his side it will just be him rambling on with his nonsense, page after page in a desperate attempt to attract someone who hasn't caught on to how insane he is.

You know, like his own forum. He's trying to recreate that here I believe. Doing a heck of a job if I may say so.
 
@Alex Krycek,

You judged me. (Have I judged you before?) .
Yes, you called me an 'ididiot', blatantly an insult, using your code of numbers. All that I'm saying is that your theory is far-fetched and that if you look for patterns in enough places you'll eventually start to see them and can then use them for any number of distortions. So for making an observation, and making a judgement of your theory and not your character I'm sentenced to a lifetime of misfortune even though you blatantly insulted me first? Sincerely, all I wanted to do was talk theology and music and when I respectfully disagree you say "I'm using my mathmagic, your life is going to be shitty and you're going to come back as escargot for at least 17.4 years after you die." This does say something about your character though, it says you're an egotist who cannot tolerate any dissent. That's a shame because music, history and theology are all passions of mine that you seem to be knowledgeable on. I was hoping to discuss the Song Dynasty or the Trinh Lords with you, talk about different scales, see why you thought so low of the Four Noble Truths. Instead over a single disagreement, where Christ would stress love, forgiviness and mutual understanding, you condemn me to a hellish existence.
 
@Ziltoid
http://kiwifarms.net

You've very rudely mocked GOD and the Christ, and you've judged me again, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 5/5/15 21:54 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 1,274 years (maximum) just for your sins towards me here (you have many more sins). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, apologize, delete the offensive posts, and do many hours of verifiable community service. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 474 years (maximum) of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any further contempt-of-court(77) will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment. You're now part of a scientific experiment to last the next 1,000+ years.



- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You are now on my ignore list so writing here any further would be futile.
You didn't even give me an original sentence. You copypasted this from the last one. For a God, you're really lazy.
 
No condom back? Doesn't that make for unsafe sex?
 
Soooooooooo, are you suggesting that you don't masturbate at all? Is that a moral or mathematical decision for you? What's God's take on self pleasure?
 
Hey @Brad Watson_Miami what is your take on bigfoot and other cryptids?

Edit: Follow up question how do you feel about John Dee and his use of Enochian to describe concepts that Einstein would later expand upon centuries later?
 
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Simply Defining GOD and God-incarnate

Although very closely connect74ed, there is a BIG difference between...

GOD: the 'system as a whole'/the 'universal quantum computer'.

God-incarnate (in the Guardin' of Eden, Jesus son of Joseph, 2nd Coming of the Christ): the original and number 1 programmer/the Creator of all 'true Earth-like plan-its'.

Defining GOD as the 'system as a whole' is a very mathematical term of 'all inclusiveness': nothing exists outsides the all inclusive system. This appears to be beyond argument.

"Everything is information."

For over 12 years now, the world's leading quantum computer scientists (i.e. Dr. Seth Lloyd of MIT, author of Programming the Universe) have known that "This universe behaves as a quantum computer where particles not only collide, they compute". "Information can be created but not destroyed, although it can be transferred. - Theory of Information".

Where there's a computer, there are programs and programmers. Where there are programs and programmers, there is the number 1 program - thee universal constant of the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor - and the number 1 programmer.

Reincarnation has now been proven by science (google that and Dr. Stevenson Univ. of Virginia. Also, google: past-life regressions. See the book Soul Survivor. Google: Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles incl. Theory of Luck [ex. Einstein returned as Watson]). The Creator of Earth used the mathematical model of GOD=7_4 when He first planned this planet; google: GOD=7_4 algorithm/code.

According to the Bible - Revelation 5:1-10:11 - only the 2nd Coming of the Christ can produce the "book/scroll...sealed with 7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'. I have them on http://7seals.blogspot.com please check them out and I can answer your questions.
 
Has it ever occurred to Brad to just create a fucking website instead of, you know, sticking his dick into forums, repeating himself ad infinitum, getting everyone pissed off, ignoring everyone, and finally getting banned?
He's mainly here to plug the hell out of his Wikia and blogs with most of the posts he does here. It's a self promotion tactic and way to market himself here.
 
Like I'm so fascinated and repulsed by this guy. He believes his "theory" is utterly true but receives but outright derision and hostility everywhere, and yet he continues to copypasta the same shit day after day, year after year.

I imagine he sentences so many people to hell because he's lonely down there.
 
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What's an "ididiot"? That word doesn't exist. Show me where I called you that.

Now, back to your claim. Are you going to take the $74 bet or not? Go on http://GOD704.wikia.com and see the synopsis of the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor. Now, according74 to you, you can create your own algorithm/code that has just as much observational data and predictive quality as GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4. I bet you $74 you can't!

I've had others that have made this bluff. And when I called their bluff, they never produced anything! So, put up or shut up.

Your avatar says you're, "Full of Shit" and I wholeheartedly agree.

Remind me. What's your reincarnation sentence at now?
 
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