Brain hacking - secret operation in Poland

[FearsReality]

I’ve been lurking this thread for a bit, I guess I’ll post now

OP, if you’re reading this, I have a few options:

Spoiler: tinfoil hat

1. Get an X-Ray test or just pass through metal detectors enough times
2. Don’t get struck by lightning, the odds of it hitting you are still low anyway and even if it does hit you, that probably kills
3. Really think this over again, I mean come on, they wouldn’t be able to do that in 1995
4. If it is true, don’t let any other government get their hands on you or it, because god knows what they’d do

 

[KiwiFarms Username 632879]

Why are you posting this on a forum that is statistically the most likely to point and laugh at you?

The mods at the very least are being absolute sweethearts about this

 

[No Shot Bucko]

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The mods at the very least are being absolute sweethearts about this

Human rights matters. this can be kiwi farms but atleast they have standards on respecting some random guy integrity and that's pretty admirable so props i guess.

 

[Noproblemo]

Anon, I know a guy who can perform chip removal surgery. But he's persecuted for his work and has gone into hiding. I can't give you his name, but you'll recognize him as the only American in the former soviet countries. Godspeed.

 

[n/a]

I don't want to enable this guy or anything if he does have a mental illness, but this whole 'chip in brain' business reminds me of Jose Delgado, a guy who specialized in brain stimulation and textbook 'mind control'. His most famous case was where he stepped into a ring with a bull implanted with his technology, and he was able to stop it from trampling him with the press of a button.
https://youtu.be/eK2Hopm5s_c
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/José_Manuel_Rodríguez_Delgado
And this was in the 1960s(?), with the technology was being pretty big/visible. But, like other people have said, if this guy's chip isn't showing up on medical scans, then ...

 

[Burd Turglar]

Whoever is behind this brain chip, sounds like a real jerk.

 

[0x0]

Human rights matters. this can be kiwi farms but atleast they have standards on respecting some random guy integrity and that's pretty admirable so props i guess.

It's not his integrity, Null doesn't want to be responsible for this guy killing himself because he took advice from an autist from this site.

I don't want to enable this guy or anything if he does have a mental illness, but this whole 'chip in brain' business reminds me of Jose Delgado, a guy who specialized in brain stimulation and textbook 'mind control'. His most famous case was where he stepped into a ring with a bull implanted with his technology, and he was able to stop it from trampling him with the press of a button.

The difference is that you could not achieve much, only incredibly simple and minute actions, he didn't tell the bull to stop trampling him, he made the bull unable to move.

 

[TFT-A9]

It's not his integrity, Null doesn't want to be responsible for this guy killing himself because he took advice from an autist from this site.

I get that but I'm not exactly sure what Null expects from a site that regularly sees people do this kind of thing as a shitpost and engages in dark humor regularly up to and including requesting livestreamed suicide

 

[LUNEKO]

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The mods at the very least are being absolute sweethearts about this

How sad is it that Kiwi Farms is more welcoming to the mentally ill than an actual facility dedicated to treating them, Null runs the best asylum on earth

 

[No Shot Bucko]

It's not his integrity, Null doesn't want to be responsible for this guy killing himself because he took advice from an autist from this site.


The difference is that you could not achieve much, only incredibly simple and minute actions, he didn't tell the bull to stop trampling him, he made the bull unable to move.

Spoiler: Manners maketh man, even on internet I am right?

but sure not like kiwifarms haven't been accused of the misdoings of a random individual before in the past or current time lol

 

[Dysnomia]

I remember temporarily becoming 100% convinced that I've been poisoned after drinking water from a slightly dirty bottle while on strong prescription pain meds. Maybe this guy is experiencing a similar effect?

Had a similar thing happen to me when I was a kid. I had a fever and became convinced my mom gave me poisoned tea for some reason. It's amazing what can happen to your head when you are sick or certain types of medication.

Please, AnonPoland, don't stop taking anything without consulting a doctor. But maybe go to one and see if medication could be changed in brand or dosage.

 

[TFT-A9]

How sad is it that Kiwi Farms is more welcoming to the mentally ill than an actual facility dedicated to treating them, Null runs the best asylum on earth

*We are not an asylum*

*Well we are but you know*

I mean, I don't want to drive an actual troubled person to do something rash but I've seen enough things on KF by now to know that approaching every weird expositional post as being sincere is asking to get baited. The fact that this dude came to KF of all places alarms me and raises the question of sincerity on his behalf, but if Null is advising that we do not do the usual "do a flip" even if it's just to keep his nose clean, OK.

 

[Large]

*We are not an asylum*

*Well we are but you know*

I mean, I don't want to drive an actual troubled person to do something rash but I've seen enough things on KF by now to know that approaching every weird expositional post as being sincere is asking to get baited. The fact that this dude came to KF of all places alarms me and raises the question of sincerity on his behalf, but if Null is advising that we do not do the usual "do a flip" even if it's just to keep his nose clean, OK.

Well, we know for sure Bryan See is a true schitzo and got here somehow.

 

[0x0]

I get that but I'm not exactly sure what Null expects from a site that regularly sees people do this kind of thing as a shitpost and engages in dark humor regularly up to and including requesting livestreamed suicide

Doesn't want to deal with the negative publicity probably.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Well, we know for sure Bryan See is a true schitzo and got here somehow.

He came here to post a personal army thread.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Why the fuck would the glowies make polack sleeper agents? It takes 3 of ‘em to change a goddamn lightbulb for fucks sake.

 

[Jolyne THICCujoh]

I've heard from my nurse friends that for really radical patients, they give em 50 mg of benadryl, 5mg of haldol and 2mg of ativan. Maybe this is what OP needs?

 

[LUNEKO]

Why the fuck would the glowies make polack sleeper agents? It takes 3 of ‘em to change a goddamn lightbulb for fucks sake.

Cheap labor and close to the Russian border, perfect agents if you ask me

I've heard from my nurse friends that for really radical patients, they give em 50 mg of benadryl, 5mg of haldol and 2mg of ativan. Maybe this is what OP needs?

Don't go throwing prescriptions suggestions, he might try to do it by substituting everything with bleach and vodka

 

[chefkef]

OP, if this chip is small enough to be implanted in your body as you claim it should not take getting stuck by lightning to disable like you are suggesting.

There is a decent variety of weak EMP devices for sale online, why not purchase one of these for a couple hundred dollars and use it to fry the circuit of the implant? As long as you do not have a pacemaker this would not put your health at risk like directly electrocuting yourself would.

If you used a device like this near yourself and the experiences you are having continue, would you consider that these experiences are related to your mental health rather than a government conspiracy?

 

[General Tug Boat]

Does the implant help you Pollock's to be finally able to screw in lightbulbs properly? If it does then all of my grade A material is yet again flushed down the shitter.