Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[ForTheHoard]

First Tucker Carlson is fired, then Don Lemon is fired, then James Corden's show cancelled, then Sega of America unionized, then Wizard of the Coast hired Pinkertons, and now Bam Margera is on the run from state troopers. You fucked up now, Bam.

By the way, doesn't Bam remind you of the possessed farmer from Men In Black?

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It might have been from CKY or Jackass, but he actually puts on a grumbly voice and does the "you're not even gonna be matter" quote from the movie. Life mimics art.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

>"Bam fled into the woods behind their house after this"
It appears that Bam is trying to become the real-life Slenderman, with the only difference being that he is very much far from being "Slender"

Reminds me of being a kid when your parents would shout at you so you'd proclaim you are "running away from home!" run out the house and hide in a bush for a couple of hours until things calmed down. The only difference is Bam is 43, assaulted a relative and then threatened to kill everyone in the house with a firearm.

 

[Meat Target]

Reminds me of being a kid when your parents would shout at you so you'd proclaim you are "running away from home!" run out the house and hide in a bush for a couple of hours until things calmed down. The only difference is Bam is 43, assaulted a relative and then threatened to kill everyone in the house with a firearm.

He's allowed to have a firearm? Don't Knoxville and Jeff Tremaine have restraining orders against him?

 

[Love Machine]

Sounds like the Shaman tried to hold an intervention with Bam’s family. In that babbling “trailer” interview he refers to this. Sounds like even the Shaman got sick of Bam or Bam’s checks stopped clearing.


When has Bam been doing ok for the past decade? He’s been a complete trainwreck for years. He only arrived back in PA a few days ago and that was thanks to getting arrested in LA, getting kicked out of hotels and totally burning his few remaining bridges there. I think he went to back to his old house because it was the only place left to go at this point.

Bam has spent 95% of the last five years in California, Florida or on drunken hobo journeys in between.

He was doing really good in Estonia and Barcelona actually. Was off substances and lost a lot a weight.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

He's allowed to have a firearm? Don't Knoxville and Jeff Tremaine have restraining orders against him?

I very much doubt it. I'm not from PA, nor even American but it would be extremely shocking if this hot mess was allowed to keep firearms lol. He still threatened it though, which could get him in some trouble.

 

[Random Autist]

I’m really tired of reading those copy & paste replies on every story about the guy.

“Gosh I hope he gets the help he needs.”

“Get well soon Bam! I’m praying for you.”

This guy is a lost cause. He’s intent on ruing his life and the life of his kid because his BFF drank too much and YOLO’d into a tree. Bam is an enormous faggot.

 

[LindsayLohan]

the gatekeeper BJ INSTIGATES drops SOME of her "interview" and shes off to a HORRIBLE start. So many excuses (lies). Looking pale as a ghost . "this might all be lies"

 

[Meat Target]

I very much doubt it. I'm not from PA, nor even American but it would be extremely shocking if this hot mess was allowed to keep firearms lol. He still threatened it though, which could get him in some trouble.

There are certain prohibitions on who can own a firearm in the US, such as felons, druggies, the mentally ill, anyone with a domestic violence history or restraining order, or a dishonorable discharge from the military.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

There are certain prohibitions on who can own a firearm in the US, such as felons, the mentally ill, anyone with a domestic violence history or restraining order, or a dishonorable discharge from the military.

Yeah, i knew about the felons and mentally ill ones. That rules Bam out from owning one legally then lol. I doubt he has one tbh, if he did it would have probably ended in disaster years ago.. still, the guy hangs out with scumbag druggies and hangers on so it shouldn't be too difficult for him to get his hands on one.

 

[joebobmurphy]

My memory is foggy. Is Bam the one that put the toy car up his bum?

 

[s0m3dood]

By the way, doesn't Bam remind you of the possessed farmer from Men In Black?

OMG. He's wearing an Edgar suit.

 

[RougeRed]

My memory is foggy. Is Bam the one that put the toy car up his bum?

Nah, that was Ryan Dunn. His bff that got drunk and plowed his car into a tree.

 

[CowPox]

There was a boy named Bam
He was alot like Peter Pan
He wouldn't grow up
In his teens he is stuck
Smoking meth while out on the lamb

 

[joebobmurphy]

Nah, that was Ryan Dunn. His bff that got drunk and plowed his car into a tree.

Oh golly, did he die?

 

[Whereismymind]

Holy shit, is that actually a framed picture of HIM?

And he had the wall done in the same color as the art on HIM's breakthrough album, lol.

 

[Wesker]

Oh golly, did he die?

Yes, he died a slow and painful death being trapped in the car as it burned along with the retard that decided to get into a car with an alky.

I'm Ryan Dunn and this is the BBQ'd retard.

 

[Sneeter Rabbit]

Oh golly, did he die?

no he went to live on a farm in the countryside

 

[The Cunting Death]

Oh golly, did he die?

He's hiding from Bam

 

[Burd Turglar]

And he had the wall done in the same color as the art on HIM's breakthrough album, lol.
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Jesus christ, Bam is so fucking gay. He's only drinking himself to death because the one guy that let him suck his benis got into a fight with a tree and lost.

 

[BentDuck]

Nah, that was Ryan Dunn. His bff that got drunk and plowed his car into a tree.

He died like he lived, with car parts up his ass.