Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Smithfield Ham]

Looking at what happened with Dunn or the Bamster himself is enough to scare most people straight.

Yeah, most reasonable people will look at all the ruination in their lives and keep their shit together. Sadly, a lot of people will still pursue stupid shit despite every flashing red warning telling them not to. I have zero doubt that Jackass inspired many of the stunt and prank videos that took the internet by storm.

That just looks like a weird ass fanfic to me., where the hell is this from?

Far as i can tell from google lens is this is just something some weird mexican dude drew with no connection to the show

From what I've heard it (and I could be wrong) was in a Spanish Nickelodeon magazine. Something officially released by the company but only in one region and no hard connection to the actual show. "Released in an official magazine" really doesn't mean much because you can put fucking anything in marketing material and people won't notice or care.

I'm not too worried about the intricate details of Rocket Power lore so I haven't looked into it much. I just thought it was funny. The only character I know for sure had a canon future was Tito becoming a Chris Chan troll.

 

[basically gayer fez]

Every cky video was like that. There's clips that were used in landspeed/cky2k, that they also put in 3,4,etc. This cut has about the same amount of unreleased footage as the other cky vids.

Most of the content in this footage was taken from Bran's action figure skits, Iceland Waterfall stunt, Jackass and or other deleted scenes and stuff from Viva La Bam, it wasn't new to me considering I have already seen a majority of those clips before, some of it was new like Ryan showing off his "cellphone/computer" *smartphone*, but a lot of the content was rehashed from other projects.

 

[dick brain]

Most of the content in this footage was taken from Bran's action figure skits, Iceland Waterfall stunt, Jackass and or other deleted scenes and stuff from Viva La Bam, it wasn't new to me considering I have already seen a majority of those clips before, some of it was new like Ryan showing off his "cellphone/computer" *smartphone*, but a lot of the content was rehashed from other projects.

Yeah I had all of Viva La Bam and Jackass on DVD along with Haggard and probably other stuff I'm forgetting, a lot of this stuff was deleted scenes or extras from those. The Gnarkill music videos, CKY music videos, Clutch music videos, the entire waterfall segment. Little bits here and there like the golf stuff at the beginning. The garbage juicer from Haggard. There was plenty of stuff I noticed but that's all I remember after a week. The only thing I am 100% certain I hadn't seen before was Bam getting his dick sucked at a truck stop, and I really didn't need to see that anyway.

Fun fact, the song that comes in around the 8 minute mark is by The Company Band, a supergroup with the singer from Clutch and Jess on drums, they recorded their debut EP at Bam's little basement studio. They're pretty good.

 

[basically gayer fez]

The only thing I am 100% certain I hadn't seen before was Bam getting his dick sucked at a truck stop, and I really didn't need to see that anyway.

Who figured that whiskey acted as an alternative to Icy Hot, but yeah, I didn't need to see that 3 hose dick getting worked on.

 

[Marc]

some of it was new like Ryan showing off his "cellphone/computer" *smartphone*

FWIW, much of the "new" footage (e.g., Dunn showing off his phone with a drunk Cheri Oteri in the background) was previously included in the three hour CKY Chopped and Sliced DVD.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Powerleveling a bit, but I'm also a stoner, and in the 2000s and 2010s every single teenager was insufferable faggots because everybody was trying to imitate Bam or trying to imitate other skates that imitated Bam.

That's just being a teenager, Bam just made being an insufferable faggot a product you can slap a price tag on.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Thrasher skate and destroy is the superior skate simulation game.

I have very fond memories of using the bail function to trigger ragdoll mode and throw the skater into the air in hilarious ways.

Really livin up to that username their professor.

Pro-tip: double-check your own spelling before being sassy about someone else's.

Those stupid ass tusks alone are gonna cause so many problems with parking and tailgating

Minor sperg, but if your bike is close enough to the back of a car for a ten-foot pole to touch it, you're already too close, let alone those little tusks. And there's literally no parking situation where your bike's front tire is pointed up against another object. How do you think motorcycles are parked? It's a hideous bike, but the tusks wouldn't be a problem for any of that. /sperg

Not sure how official this has, but someone has released a cut of CKY5.

Damn, this seems legit. I've seen bits and pieces from other sources, but majority of it is new to me. I think I like this better than CKY4, tbh.

Very bittersweet ending sequence; feels like a nice bookend for the series. Whatever they were trying to do with the music during the Iceland bit was not working though, lol. They should have just excluded that song all together. Reusing it made it feel cheaper than it should have. Btw, Ryan doing that stunt is fucking insane, and he's very lucky that it didn't land two feet further to the right, onto the rocks.

As others have pointed out, this must have been edited pretty recently, as Cavalcade of Perversion is included in the soundtrack. I'm pretty satisfied that they didn't try to erase Deron from the video and make it the Chad and Jess show. His little segment from the Hellview video shoot was fun.

 

[neger psykolog]

Not sure how official this has, but someone has released a cut of CKY5.

better archive this before joe frantz strikes it down

It's a pain to archive because its adult rated. Preserve tube is even failing at it

 

[Marc]

It's a pain to archive because its adult rated. Preserve tube is even failing at it

People have been archiving it for nearly two weeks:

https://archive.org/details/cky-5-2025-ytrip

Edit to remove colored letterboxing:

https://archive.org/details/cky-5-letterbox-fix

https://hadzz.com/videos/CKY.5.1080p.WEB.h264.Letterbox.Fix.mp4

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Present-day Bam would be a great joke character, though.

He could be the Ghost of Christmas Future, the undead living warning not to fuck it all up.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

What's the point? They aren't going to put that disgusting carcass in the game anyway. I wonder how much they'll massage his physique.

Well he looked like this in THUG 2.

Maybe just lean into the crackhead look like back then.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Not sure how official this has, but someone has released a cut of CKY5.

Interesting comments from that Youtube upload

 

['Ole Dente]

The best thing about these movies is the actual band, CKY. Their work is actually not too shabby, I've found myself throwing on an album and going all the way through a couple of times before. Familiar Realm is a great song.

Anyway, fuck Bam. His brother Jess made some excellent moves musically, I'd be proud of the discography he's involved with. It sounds like he had a ton of fun.

 

[Old Man Mario]

CKY 5 shows one of the happiest moments that Bam had in his life. Ville Valo and Bam piss in a toilet together.

 

[lurkin]

Pro-tip: double-check your own spelling before being sassy about someone else's.

Jokes lose theyre edge when they have to be explained bud.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Jokes lose theyre edge when they have to be explained bud.

Genuinely can't tell if you're retarded or just pretending to be.

Familiar Realm is a great song.

I like it, too. It's funny though, they actually wrote it sarcastically because the studio demanded a "radio friendly" song included on the album for a single. They forced themselves to write their best attempt at a pop song, and Deron absolutely hates it.

 

[Goatchoker]

I love the B roll footage. This needs to be archived!

 

[|o|]

I just happened to share this nostalgia bomb with a friend a month ago too. Damn, small world. So J, if you see this one, you know what the fuck is up.

 

[ZipDisk]

Interesting how even when Bam had MTV protection his poor choice in women had one stacking his cash.

 

['Ole Dente]

I like it, too. It's funny though, they actually wrote it sarcastically because the studio demanded a "radio friendly" song included on the album for a single. They forced themselves to write their best attempt at a pop song, and Deron absolutely hates it.

There's some guy out there who's a really great and talented artist. He paints all day and he makes masterpieces, I mean they're truly fantastic pieces but frankly, they aren't really selling that well.

The reason he gets to do that in relative comfort and happiness is because one day long ago, he painted a couple of dumb fucking flowers on a goof. He sent those goofy, mediocre pictures to a couple of companies and now, that goofy mediocre picture sits in the picture frame of every picture frame you buy in every store in the country.

There's a lesson to be learned here. It is the lesson every artist should learn; You can afford to be an artist after you've sold out, not before.