Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[MirnaMinkoff]

I don’t think his family is enabling Bam so much as they’re keeping him from pissing away the last of his money while keep their distance.

Bam would have to pull Gator move and murder/rape a girl to truly have nobody to count on. Consider that he could alienate the entire skate industry () , the cable television industry (), and the film industry (currently in progress, because despite Bam’s crying Jeff Tremaine has built a production studio from scratch who’s latest Netflix offering starred Eric Andre and received critic acclaim and topped the streaming charts for weeks), and sure his career opportunities from here on out are weak co-star features in YouTube videos like this one he was plugging on his Instagram today:
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I can’t imagine these features are paying much, if anything. Compared to an MTV or Paramount salary it’s probably enough keep him from being completely broke but also just small enough to remind him how badly he fucked up his free ride.

But given his track record it’s only a matter of time before he has a disagreement over compensation with a YouTuber and starts ranting on Instagram about how he wants to have gay incest with a 19-year old YouTube influencer and then he’s blackballed from another industry for bullying people young enough to be his children.

And when is the last time he has been seen in Pennsylvania? Looking at his brothers Instagram he seems to be running a music studio out of Bam’s old house and the comments of his latest post allude to the fact this is about Bam.
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Best case scenario Bam is getting rent money
and a couple percentage points off of all music made in his studio and he’s been told to fuck off after that. If he fucks that up then it’s as close to rock bottom as he will ever get; nobody with any celebrity status will touch him and he’ll be reduced to hanging out in random bars and skateparks, living off the kindness of strangers who grew up watching his antics until he dies of an overdose or cirrhosis of the liver.

I like that the graphics on the left shows a fan of hundred dollar bills, while Bam is on the left fanning out less than fifty bucks worth of five dollar bills. This probably explains the random rumbled small bills laying around his gross apartment in that video the other day.

Looks like his son has fetal alcohol syndrome. Poor kid
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The kid is definitely odd looking. While it seems like every lolcow or lolcow kid gets internet Dx with FAS, Phoenix actually has a much higher realistic risk than most. Niki certainly likes her booze. I hope someone on the maternal side has the big ass joker mouth that explains Phoenix's mouth and extremely thin upperlip. I can't say the kid still nursing at almost four years of age is a sign things are going well.

Bam constantly imaging Phoenix as a mini-me skater dude in interviews is a bit creepy, at least that's what he was doing for the first three years. I don't think things are panning out as Bam would like or we'd have more than quick clip of the kid on a skateboard holding Dad's hand. Phoenix should stay far away from skateboarding to avoid Bam's sucking the life out of everything he tries by becoming his kid's "manager"

I hope Phoenix grows up to be the happy gay fashion designer that his closeted dad never could be.

 

[Burd Turglar]

From what I have seen of Steve-O was that even at his most mental, he still loved his family and was on good terms. He even apologized to his father on film in the segment where he took a drink of horse cum. I am sure he was still willing and able to ask and recieve help from his family even after he did brutally hit rock bottom. (heard the guy's voice lately? He always had a hoarse voice but now it sounds like he's gargling razor blades whenever he talks. Must have completely trashed his throat and vocal cords with all that frozen nitrous oxide he was doing during his final big crashdown.)

Bam on the other hand, of all the CKY crew in the Jackass team, it was always Bam I disliked the most. His practical jokes far too often had an edge of cruel bullying to it rather then funny goofing. Especially towards his father. Phil has the patience of a goddamn saint. (Though it must be said, the fireworks wake-up call segment was a fucking gutbuster) Bam burns his bridges with the arrogance of one who expects to always be forgiven and loved no matter what. And guess what asshole, that ship sailed YEARS ago when you never grew up.

I never liked Bam, he was always a proper cunt and the epitome of a spoiled brat. One of my favorite things ever was I think Knoxville? went on Viva la Bam and got him to cry like a faggot with a harmless pyhton. Truly hilarious.

 

[Hesa]

drink of horse cum.

He always had a hoarse voice

Nicely done.

 

[Barbarus]

Bam on the other hand, of all the CKY crew in the Jackass team, it was always Bam I disliked the most. His practical jokes far too often had an edge of cruel bullying to it rather then funny goofing. Especially towards his father. Phil has the patience of a goddamn saint. (Though it must be said, the fireworks wake-up call segment was a fucking gutbuster) Bam burns his bridges with the arrogance of one who expects to always be forgiven and loved no matter what. And guess what asshole, that ship sailed YEARS ago when you never grew up.

Bams dad was extremely calm basically all the time from the VLB and Jackass shit he was in. Even when his car was basically blown up with fireworks that he loved on the way into work he didn't even get particularly mad and when it was actually destroyed. Although I think he understands what bam did at the time and the money he would get from doing that shit. The family was very well off for a few pranks and stunts occasionally on camera. Even Vito and his mother were pretty fine with the ahit happening through the amount of money being pumped in. Hell Vito was basically being paid like Phil to manage accounts and stuff

 

[Serialmom]

Looks like his son has fetal alcohol syndrome. Poor kid
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Omg yes I see it. He has cute curly hair and all but his poor face shows it.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Bam Margera making damn near schizo-tier posts against Jeff Tremaine and Johnny Knoxville, calling them Harvey Weinsteins. Source is the c_k_y_5 instagram page.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Bam Margera making damn near schizo-tier posts against Jeff Tremaine and Johnny Knoxville, calling them Harvey Weinsteins. Source is the c_k_y_5 instagram page.

Bam and Pam, a match made in heaven.

I wonder if Ape and Phil know Tony Robbins

 

[The Un-Clit]

Bam Margera making damn near schizo-tier posts against Jeff Tremaine and Johnny Knoxville, calling them Harvey Weinsteins. Source is the c_k_y_5 instagram page.

Oh what the FUCK man. While I never liked him much, I certainly never thought he'd fall to the levels of Sam Ambreen or Mountain Jew, aka complete and total lolcow with no redeeming factors at all.

If the guy is doing this purely as a 'work' in pro rasslin' terms, it's neither funny nor interesting and Tremaine and Knoxville need to lean on him to shut his ass the fuck up as he is making them all look bad.

If he's serious, then Bam, get your ass to a good dry-out clinic and STAY there this time, control your id and clean up for real like your bro Steve-O, and learn how to be a proper father to your FAS kid, not just use him as a prop for your ego-games.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Oh what the FUCK man. While I never liked him much, I certainly never thought he'd fall to the levels of Sam Ambreen or Mountain Jew, aka complete and total lolcow with no redeeming factors at all.

If the guy is doing this purely as a 'work' in pro rasslin' terms, it's neither funny nor interesting and Tremaine and Knoxville need to lean on him to shut his ass the fuck up as he is making them all look bad.

If he's serious, then Bam, get your ass to a good dry-out clinic and STAY there this time, control your id and clean up for real like your bro Steve-O, and learn how to be a proper father to your FAS kid, not just use him as a prop for your ego-games.

It's sad to see Bam Margera's downfall from famous skateboarder & Jackass star, to a whining little deadbeat lolcow.

My advice to Bam Margera in three helpful words: Get some help.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Happy Sunday Earthrockers (except you Brandon Novak FUCK YOU)

Bam posted a pretty cool skate trick. It amuses me though that they're tossing $5 bills. The days of Bam making a million bucks off a commercial are clearly over.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

New content today, props to our friend, c_k_y_5 for getting these deleted instagram posts.
He thinks he can knock out Knoxville and Tremaine in 7 seconds, and wants to wager 10 million dollars.

Spoiler: Screencap

I'm not even sure what he's saying in one of these other screencaps. He types like he's drunk and left autocorrect on in the first one. In the second one he says something about Gorilla Flicks and Dickhouse being fuck face ripoff artists from hell...whatever that means. He challenges Knoxville again. The third cap is just him equating Jeff Tremaine to Harvey Weinstein.

Spoiler: More screencaps

 

[Billy_Sama]

New content today, props to our friend, c_k_y_5 for getting these deleted instagram posts.
He thinks he can knock out Knoxville and Tremaine in 7 seconds, and wants to wager 10 million dollars.

Spoiler: Screencap

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I'm not even sure what he's saying in one of these other screencaps. He types like he's drunk and left autocorrect on in the first one. In the second one he says something about Gorilla Flicks and Dickhouse being fuck face ripoff artists from hell...whatever that means. He challenges Knoxville again. The third cap is just him equating Jeff Tremaine to Harvey Weinstein.

Spoiler: More screencaps

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I think Knoxville can handle a bloated Bam especially if he can survive Butterbean.

I wonder how Knoxville and Tremaine reacting to Bam and his social media comments. I assumed they moved on from him but wonder if they took any action in case Bam becomes more erratic.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think Knoxville can handle a bloated Bam especially if he can survive Butterbean.

I wonder how Knoxville and Tremaine reacting to Bam and his social media comments. I assumed they moved on from him but wonder if they took any action in case Bam becomes more erratic.

I think they can’t stand Bam but didn’t particularly want to see him OD and cast a dark shadow on the upcoming production. They figured if dangling the carrot of being used in the film might get him to clean up, they were willing to do it. They knew he was most likely going to completely fuck them over, but tried to be good guys and gave him a chance anyway. (Notice part of the agreement was for him to stay in PA and away from them, that was no accident.)

He, of course, totally fucked them over as expected and made them miserable with his whiny tantrums. Even better he decides to move on out to LA to squat in their backyard after they finally axe him.

At this point I figure they just don’t want him to OD till after the film is released and that’s it. I never got the vibe that Knoxville and the west coast guys were that fond of Bam. He certainly came off as the biggest douche out of all the cast members.

I don’t think they fear Bam at all, they are just sick of his endless bullshit and public tantrums.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

https://www.cameo.com/bam__margera
So it turns out you can pay washed up celebrities and has beens to do video shout outs via cameo including Bam

 

[marfusha]

What a charming couple

 

[rubytintedchix]

https://www.cameo.com/bam__margera
So it turns out you can pay washed up celebrities and has beens to do video shout outs via cameo including Bam

It looks like he’s unavailable at the moment. How much did his videos cost? Can you just pay him and make him say anything? Because this could get entertaining really quick.

 

[Celestine]

I downloaded the first dozen Cameos. It's free to make an account and join the "Bam Fan Club."
There are a shit ton of these. The first one I watched, Bam tells the story of how he quit high school in the 10th grade, mentions his wife's pussy hardware, and rockets through the actual Cameo part for whoever bought it. I can spend some time digging through these for more funny shit, but I don't think I have the patience to download them all.

ETA: there's about 100.

Spoiler: First 12

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What a charming couple
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What utterly disgusting people, even worse they are technically parents. I can’t even wrap my head around him not only filming an exchange like this, but then uploading it.

He’s such a sniveling passive-aggressive slob. You can tell this lovely trip to the local porn store was the result of some spat about their sex life. She has the same attitude and tone when talking about sex with Bam as a whore does when talking about her worst customers.

If she trooned out and started dressing like Ville Vallo Bam might get it up more often.

Bam blaming his wife and child for his permanent limp dick seems to be an ongoing theme. I almost feel sorry for his wife but she’s basically just a conniving groupie that got upgraded to GF then wife by being a doormat and ego stroker.

I’ll be curious how much longer their marriage lasts. We will truly know when Bam is broke because she will finally leave him. Her entire identity revolves around being Bam’s wife but even she’s utterly disgusted by what he’s devolved into now. The only reason she’s still sticking around is what money and bit of fame he’s still clinging to.

I downloaded the first dozen Cameos. It's free to make an account and join the "Bam Fan Club."
There are a shit ton of these. The first one I watched, Bam tells the story of how he quit high school in the 10th grade, mentions his wife's pussy hardware, and rockets through the actual Cameo part for whoever bought it. I can spend some time digging through these for more funny shit, but I don't think I have the patience to download them all.

ETA: there's about 100.

Spoiler: First 12

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You could do something funny with this but sadly seems to be people just unironically paying for washed up former-teen celebrity cringe. I can only equate it to this. If Cameo was a thing in 1995 these people would be paying David Cassidy or Erik Estrada to do greeting videos.

The only unironic good use of Bam’s cameo would be to send it to someone so they can appreciate their life managed to turn out way better than a guy who had millions of dollars and fame twenty years ago. Your average nerdy computer club virgin from the class of 2002 is far more successful and happy than Bam in 2021.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

It looks like he’s unavailable at the moment. How much did his videos cost? Can you just pay him and make him say anything? Because this could get entertaining really quick.

Couldn’t find the price since he wasn’t active

 

[LadyBlahBlah42]

The last time I checked, a cameo from Bam was $100 lol