Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Rogowski]

Bam’s wife makes the obligatory thot post about her haters and how they don’t know her or her husband:

Luckily her followers aren’t all kissing her ass and some are telling it like it is.

 

[Lazarus Darlovsky]

Bam’s wife makes the obligatory thot post about her haters and how they don’t know her or her husband:
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Luckily her followers aren’t all kissing her ass and some are telling it like it is.
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wow, they BOTH can't spell for shit, Phoenix is in for a helluva ride growing up. godspeed

 

[thismanlies]

What a charming couple
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"I bought you a huge dildo because you hurt my feelings."

"This isn't what I wanted. Now buy me the vibrator I wanted and take a shower."

Jackass was never this painful or humiliating.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Holy shit I didn't expect to see Bam on here, but my God he's a washed up has been now. I just assumed he made it big enough and decided he'd basically retire and live it good for the rest of his life quietly after a short mini spiral from Dunn's death. Now I learn he's a 40 something failure who acts like a child. I feel like "manchild" implies too much maturity.

Steve-o is off just being Steve-o, having, what at least seems at a glance, to be a happy and fulfilling life now days, and he used to be a human trainwreck. Like yeah his thing now days is posting nudes with his wife but at least he's happy, sober, and enjoying the fruits of his success and occasionally I see him showing up to do crazy shit with YouTubers as a sort of stuntman.

Johnny is a legitimate Hollywood success and off doing better things while occasionally milking Jackass. Johnny spent most of his life wrangling tards and he got rewarded with a decent career for it and good friends who seem to care for him and he for them. I'd take Johnny's life any day.

They both grew up. I assumed Bam did the same out of association. Instead he decided to live like a rockstar and crash and burn like one. He's nothing to envy now. Only pity while catching our breath between laughing at him.

The last time I checked, a cameo from Bam was $100 lol

I'd pay for Bam to be say dumb shit at that price. I got the disposable income. It'd be a great laugh to send it to friends and have them congrate them on having a more fulfilling life than him at this point. He's so washed up I bet I could convince him to talk about how much he loves cock for $200. Not like he has any dignity left.

 

[Rukario]

Holy shit I didn't expect to see Bam on here, but my God he's a washed up has been now. I just assumed he made it big enough and decided he'd basically retire and live it good for the rest of his life quietly after a short mini spiral from Dunn's death. Now I learn he's a 40 something failure who acts like a child. I feel like "manchild" implies too much maturity.

Steve-o is off just being Steve-o, having, what at least seems at a glance, to be a happy and fulfilling life now days, and he used to be a human trainwreck. Like yeah his thing now days is posting nudes with his wife but at least he's happy, sober, and enjoying the fruits of his success and occasionally I see him showing up to do crazy shit with YouTubers as a sort of stuntman.

Johnny is a legitimate Hollywood success and off doing better things while occasionally milking Jackass. Johnny spent most of his life wrangling tards and he got rewarded with a decent career for it and good friends who seem to care for him and he for them. I'd take Johnny's life any day.

They both grew up. I assumed Bam did the same out of association. Instead he decided to live like a rockstar and crash and burn like one. He's nothing to envy now. Only pity while catching our breath between laughing at him.


I'd pay for Bam to be say dumb shit at that price. I got the disposable income. It'd be a great laugh to send it to friends and have them congrate them on having a more fulfilling life than him at this point. He's so washed up I bet I could convince him to talk about how much he loves cock for $200. Not like he has any dignity left.

Well, overall this thread pretty much explains why he was left out of the Tony Hawks Pro Skater 1+2 remaster.

 

[fuckingembarassing]

Glad this thread is here as Bam's insta is such a horrible train-wreck. While I was trying to google to find out whats up with him someone on reddit pointed out that Radio Bam his old radio show completely showcases his decline, it's up on youtube in its entirety and its actually kinda shocking how open they were with their degeneracy. I'm embarrassed to admit this but I've listened through maybe the first 60 or so episodes whilst at work ? Entertaining in a sad and pathetic way, but also sometimes genuinely funny, but mainly Bam being an asshole and expecting his friends to all kiss his ass. Revealed on the show so far is Bam's weird obsession with the n word, Novak is super bisexual and constantly talks about wanting to suck hot guys dicks, Novak coercing girls in to fucking him, Novak tells a story about Bam being half awake while on a plane and starting to jerk him off, when Novak announces he's going to have a kid they all laugh about the mother being pregnant and drinking and specifically say its going to come out with "those wide fucking eyes, that fetal alcohol syndrome" which is awful then but also now considering, Bam admitting he punched Jenn in the face and gave her a black eye, some friend they're making fun of for being fat calls out Bam and Novak for being bulimic, talk a lot of how bad of a driver Ryan Dunn is and that they got in a serious car accident with him multiple times before. Bam drunk says that Vito is a molester and that anyone who he touches should sue him then throws a tantrum later on when it actually happens. Oh yeah Novak tells a story about putting his dick in the mouth of his passed out friend for over 10 minutes? Definitely sa by todays standards I'm surprised that guy has a public persona still. Joe Frantz admitting to buying whores constantly, all of them talking all the time about hating "frat boys" despite being a crew of fucking unashamed douchebags. There's a lot more that I'm forgetting and a lot more thats kinda unexceptional but still crazy, ie racism, thinking drinking and drivings cool, Bam admitting to driving wasted, stuff like that.

Anyways sorry for the long post but I really recommend listening to this if you wanna listen to a weird pathetic train wreck in motion, apparently episodes 100 - 200 he's a crazy coked out mess surrounded by hanger ons.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

There was a deleted VLB scene taking place at the State of Bam and this scene was completely bizarre.

Novak is passed out (from Heroin I guess) and Bam just starts pissing on him. Novak wakes up in an instant, but has no reaction other than some indescribable conversation he and Bam has. They just calmly discuss it to each other.

Quite a difference from when Dico rubbed shit on Dunn’s face in CKY2K Iceland

 

[Tootsie Bear]

There was a deleted VLB scene taking place at the State of Bam and this scene was completely bizarre.

Novak is passed out (from Heroin I guess) and Bam just starts pissing on him. Novak wakes up in an instant, but has no reaction other than some indescribable conversation he and Bam has. They just calmly discuss it to each other.

Quite a difference from when Dico rubbed shit on Dunn’s face in CKY2K Iceland

Didn't Novak admit he blew a guy for some dope money?

 

[FiddyMen]

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Bam did a mad post. About Jeff and Johnny!

Then Steve O just posted this!

 

[Tootsie Bear]

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Bam did a mad post. About Jeff and Johnny!

Then Steve O just posted this!

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Steve O has a good point. Like Bam, He was an addict who looked irredeemable but now he's clean and still going strong. Bam talks a lot in saying he's too Jackass for Jackass but I haven't seen him do much since Viva La Bam and Jackass 3D.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

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Bam did a mad post. About Jeff and Johnny!

Then Steve O just posted this!

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God bless Mr. O. He clearly has his shit together and is dropping truth bombs on a friend because he needs it. Good man. I will promptly buy some of his hot sauce, because why not.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Bam did a mad post. About Jeff and Johnny!

Then Steve O just posted this!

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Hmm, so the video I saw reveals Bam got sent to rehab in Florida. Bam had to name drop “famous clients” that have been treated by where ever he is at because he’s a always a douche.

He won’t admit he’s being put in treatment, just that he’s getting “peace and quiet” because he can’t admit he’s been shitfaced for months. Like the top flight human being he is he also says he needed “peace and quiet” because his son’s crying drives him insane. I’m just thankful Bam is away from that child, no way that kid wasn’t being subjected to fucked up shit.

He thanks a bunch of people in the video. Makes me wonder if they are funding his trip to rehab someway. Bam was equating the value of a car that Novak crashed to the “better car” this rehab was providing. Really strange metaphor but his brain is fried so maybe this was some shit they used to convince him to go to treatment.

 

[The Un-Clit]

God bless Mr. O. He clearly has his shit together and is dropping truth bombs on a friend because he needs it. Good man. I will promptly buy some of his hot sauce, because why not.

Steve-O dosen't need drugs to still be crazy-entertaining AF. Just watched a video where he fed some of his 'hot sauce for your butthole' into Gordon Ramsay, then fed some more into his own fucking eyeball.

His eyeball approved, maybe I'll buy some of his hot sauce too.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

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Bam did a mad post. About Jeff and Johnny!

Then Steve O just posted this!

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Steve-O is right and Bam should take this to heart.....

But he wont. He will have a schizo meltdown and trash Steve-O soon

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Steve-O dosen't need drugs to still be crazy-entertaining AF. Just watched a video where he fed some of his 'hot sauce for your butthole' into Gordon Ramsay, then fed some more into his own fucking eyeball.

His eyeball approved, maybe I'll buy some of his hot sauce too.

I LOVE that vid. Gordon knows when to have fun. For a tie-in, watch Steve-O’s Hot Ones episodes as well as Ramsay’s, Knoxville’s too. Entertaining, all of them, especially when you realize Steve-O has fucked his face up so badly, he can’t taste the heat like the others can. World treasure, Steve-O. All the more touching since Bam’s pretty much a lost cause at this point.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Upload of Bam's rehab announcement.

 

[Leon Breitling]

The thing about "reality" tv is that with editing you can achieve any effect you want. With VLB, I always assumed it was edited to make Bam appear to be a likable jerk. Guess they succeeded on "likable," and edited down just how big of an asshole he is.

 

[TV's Adam West]

So CKY may have accidentally confirmed that Tony Hawk 3 is getting remade. This is interesting because Bam was introduced in that one.


Think Bam will show up in the alleged remake?

 

[need shoeonhead nudes]

Bam Margera making damn near schizo-tier posts against Jeff Tremaine and Johnny Knoxville, calling them Harvey Weinsteins. Source is the c_k_y_5 instagram page.

He's probably not wrong. Dickhouse, rainbow flag logo, MTV. Large portions of their stunts involving homosexual activities.
I'd be shocked if they weren't all faggots bumming each other high on drugs. Bam was always talking about getting pissed on and sticking shit up his ass. He made an entire "stunt" about being pissed on or some shit.

 

[naught sock account 2]

He's probably not wrong. Dickhouse, rainbow flag logo, MTV. Large portions of their stunts involving homosexual activities.
I'd be shocked if they weren't all faggots bumming each other high on drugs. Bam was always talking about getting pissed on and sticking shit up his ass. He made an entire "stunt" about being pissed on or some shit.

Reminded me of the skit where he asked Steve-O to shove the toy car up his butt, yet, he didn't since Steve-O's dad wouldn't have approved, so Bam did it.