Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Kanye is an interesting person to bring up in this thread because he’s like a reverse Bam Margera; while his bipolar and manic episodes are embarrassing on a level that very few people could relate to his shenanigans actually do his career good.

Bam likes to think he’s this master PR genius who is playing 4D chess with all his haters but his brain is too fried to do anything useful.
 
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Kanye West and Eminem benefitted from being considered geniuses by the mainstream so it brings them some credibility to be crazy because the crazy genius is an old archetype. Bam doesn’t get that consideration because he wanted to be a heartthrob for teenage girls instead. So now he’s just a crazy, retarded addict who now looks like his molester uncle, so he doesn’t even have looks to fall back on . Steve-O didn’t get the benefit of the doubt for that matter either, he had to sober up before people could take his problems seriously.
 
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AngryTreeRat said:
Not only that, but Bam stunts are slap dashed and stupid. Steve-O knows what he's doing, he's way safer about it than it looks on the surface. Anytime he pulls back the curtain a bit you see glimpses of safety precautions. He's minimized the danger and the self destructiveness best he can. Bam doesn't even try, and it hurts everyone around him.

The biggest danger to hanging out with Steve-O now days is he'll convince you to chug a bottle of hot sauce through your asshole before smearing your dick and ballsack with pepper spray, while chugging vinegar. He won't do anything to you, but damn will you regret whatever dumb shit he talks you into doing. It'll be a crazy, funny, stupid story for later and you'll be wondering if you still want to be friends with him or not, but it'll be something you consented to.

Bam would just knock you over, rip your pants off, shove the bottle in your ass while holding you upside down, pepper spray your crotch, taze your nipples for no reason, and then pour the vinegar on your face, laugh at you and expect money for it thinking he's the coolest guy in the room.
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Come on guys stop pretending Bam stunt ideas aren't 10/10 :story:
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Can't imagine why they didn't let him in Jackass 4.
 
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AngryTreeRat said:
Bam would just knock you over, rip your pants off, shove the bottle in your ass while holding you upside down, pepper spray your crotch, taze your nipples for no reason, and then pour the vinegar on your face, laugh at you and expect money for it thinking he's the coolest guy in the room.
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Outside of punching people with a boxing glove, I don't know if Bam ever hurt anybody else.
 
I don't see Bam making a "come back" on the levels that Steve-O and his (LYFE-PAR-NA!) Novak, we're able to embrace that path of sobriety to live somewhat of a normal life. Yeah, drugs and alcohol abuse fucks over everyone in Hollywood even if it goes straight to your head without a reason to stop. The people who say Dunn's death "was the cause of all of this" is truly fucking retarded, Dunn was as much of an alcoholic fuck up as much as an accident-prone fuck up who couldn't handle let alone almost killing Bam and his older Brother Jess back in the 90s in a car wreck. Dunn didn't cause Bam to become "bi-polar". Dunn didn't cause Bam to lose custody of his autistic furry-named son. Dunn didn't cause Bam to go off on this paranoia where everybody is out to get him. Bam did it to his fucking self with countless years of drug abuse and drinking and letting his Hollywood fame of rocket dildo's going up into his ass, and torturing his family with an alligator get the better of him to where he thinks he is above everyone else. There is never going to be a "come back", he's had many fucking chances to get help and none of them worked. He's turned away everyone such as his family, and his friends who either gave up or left when they sort have known what Bam was getting himself into such as Dico, Rake, & Raab, Knoxville & Steve-O who tried so much to help him get clean. Phil & Ape tolerated and enabled their son to pursue this fame and just let it fry into his head. His friends and family aren't the ones to blame, he is.
 
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misterhimmmm said:
For a career cow to claim he's "not gay". Drawing all these stunts with dicks, and buttholes. Piss doesn't surprise me. He is totally "not gay" not "at all".
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Lol, he’s even casting himself and Steve-O as getting the massive golden shower together.
 
misterhimmmm said:
For a career cow to claim he's "not gay". Drawing all these stunts with dicks, and buttholes. Piss doesn't surprise me. He is totally "not gay" not "at all".
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To be fair, the first clip Steve-O shows in his new comedy special is an uncensored video of him pissing and shitting on an electric fan.
 
He might be too proud of himself to admit it now, but Steve O did a lot of gay crap in his uncensored videos. These just don’t get a lot of focus since the drugs stuff and General bad behavior gets brought up more.

- Once disguised himself as a urinal and had guys piss into him
- Masturbated on one of his DVD producers desk
- Even admitted to kiss Pontius on the head of his penis.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
He might be too proud of himself to admit it now, but Steve O did a lot of gay crap in his uncensored videos. These just don’t get a lot of focus since the drugs stuff and General bad behavior gets brought up more.

- Once disguised himself as a urinal and had guys piss into him
- Masturbated on one of his DVD producers desk
- Even admitted to kiss Pontius on the head of his penis.
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Steve-O would probably just say "yeah, I did some fucked up things. I was fucked up on drugs most of the time, and we were just trying to push the envelope with how outrageous we could be. I've done some homoerotic things in my past, but I don't consider myself a homosexual."

Bam would say "fuck you, I ain't no fucking faggot. You're the faggot. I'll fuck you in your faggot ass for ever thinking I'm gay you fucking pussy faggot. *draws some more pictures of himself getting covered in feces and urine by a group of men*"
 
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Bogs said:
Steve-O would probably just say "yeah, I did some fucked up things. I was fucked up on drugs most of the time, and we were just trying to push the envelope with how outrageous we could be. I've done some homoerotic things in my past, but I don't consider myself a homosexual."

Bam would say "fuck you, I ain't no fucking faggot. You're the faggot. I'll fuck you in your faggot ass for ever thinking I'm gay you fucking pussy faggot. *draws some more pictures of himself getting covered in feces and urine by a group of men*"
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Steve-O nowadays isn’t the sort of person to delude himself into thinking what he did was a smart idea and I’m sure he’d own up to “yeah dude that was pretty gay” and laugh.
He hasn’t had some seething obsession with the Jackass crowd and a worrying fixation on a certain foreign love metal singer.

Steve-O is a dumbass, but in his more mature years a more *self aware* dumbass that’s thankful to be alive today despite the dangerous things he put his body through.

Bam doesn’t care about being alive or doing better.
 
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DumbDude42 said:
is the sauce just named like that or did you actually put tabasco in your ass
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I’m not that much of a masochist
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