Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Guess Phil and Ape have Phoenix (god what a name, hope they call him Finn) for Christmas?

I figure Bam is banned from Christmas celebrations for now because I can’t see him stfu about being under a guardianship and being in a tard rage about it anytime his family is around.

Where is Nicky living? If she out in LA the kid is fucked, if she moved to PA then he might be alright since I’m sure the grandparents would be watching him a lot. I get the idea that living with Daddy Bam was very traumatic for a small child. I hope they keep him far away from Bam unless he regains his sanity.
Not only is the kid named Phoenix, but it’s Phoenix Wolf and it sounds like the internet fursona of a dog fucker zoophile who has their own thread on the farms.

According to social media his son seems to be bouncing between Nikki and Bam’s family in Pennsylvania. Nikki is from Petaluma, CA which is a rural suburb couple hours north of the San Francisco/Oakland area. Bam probably has limited contact with his son which is for the best for now. Phoenix’s birthday was the 23rd and Nikki made a Christmas post for Bam today. Can’t tell if these photos are old or not. Also, on Nikki’s IG story from today she had custody of Phoenix today. She seems to be surrounded by family who seem to be a positive influence on her. (IG stories only post for 24 hrs and then disappear forever so you got about 17 hrs to catch her story, screen caps below as well)
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This was actually posted two weeks ago, and I’m Surprised no one on this thread noticed. Looks like he’s trying to get back into skateboarding.
So that video is the same video Thrasher released around the time he disappeared. Some leech on YouTube just ripped it and covered the thrasher watermark with their own.
 
Since Bam has gone dark lately and I’m sure those of you who follow the thread might be interested in similar content, I want to share with you another pro skateboarder who recently went off the deep end on YouTube after getting banned from Instagram because about 5 years his brain finally broke permanently under the pressure of a lifetime of drugs, drinking, prison stints, the punk rock lifestyle, never achieving any real wealth despite his immense influence on skateboarding, too many concussions at the bottom of a swimming pool, and an event that surely influenced his mind and life ever since; a tragic car accident in 2007 that killed his only son at the time Chelsea ‘Chess’ Peters.

Meet Duane Peters, born in 1961.
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Duane was from the original wave of skateboarders who took skateboarding into counterculture territory with pool skating and was also part of the small group of misfits who blended punk rock with skateboarding to create a niche clique of skateboarding that still thrives today. Much like Bam he made a name for himself being a punk rock edge lord, and will admit openly that when a barely teenaged Tony Hawk first started making a name for himself in contests he spit on him constantly and had harassed his father at skateboarding events enough to earn a restraining order, severely limiting his ability to make money since Tony’s dad worked in the California contest circuit. Duane would later have a moment of self awareness during one of his sober phases and admitted during an interview that he didn’t have a father growing up and it irritated him to no end that here was this wonderkid on a skateboard making him look foolish in contests and to make it sting worse he had a supportive dad that loved him and supported him in every way he possibly could. His animosity towards Tony Hawk still continues to this day and has a long and messy history.

Duane had a heroin problem which by the 80s has landed him in prison, causing him to fall even further behind his peers and for the next twenty years or so Duane would fade in and out of skateboarding between prison stays, liquor and drugs, and his mediocre punk rock endeavors. In 2003 he was given a legend award by the industry and was seen as another potential redemption story of drinks and drugs but that went out the window permanently after his son was killed after slamming into a light pole in 2007. This fucked him up bad and since then it’s been the endless cycle of a hopeless drug user who deep down knows he’ll never be truly clean. Something happened in the mid ‘10s and overnight Duane switched from a quiet liberal to a loud outspoken Trump supporter who followed most online conspiracies, ranted about Jews and Muslims and gays, and started creating insane theories as to why he never achieved really success in skateboarding. He now blames Tony Hawk for everything that went wrong in his life including but not limited to the death of his son and the murder conviction of his former best friend, Mark ‘Gator’ Rogowski who fully confessed to raping and murdering a young woman and burying her body in the desert.

For the last five years Duane was mostly contained to Instagram, but finally started receiving bans this year and moved on to YouTube to upload his literal “Old Man Yells At Cloud”-tier videos where he peddles his thousand dollar art boards that keep himself from homelessness and shares his theories about Tony Hawk, Jews, Donald Trump, trannies infiltrating the government and the skateboarding industry (you guessed it, Tony Hawk is a tranny who has a family member working for every single skateboarding magazine or company he doesn’t like and Tony has been going out of his way for his entire career to sabotage Duane ). the gay agenda in skateboarding, I could go on but I won’t. There’s so much material there I’ve barely begun to scratch the surface but it’s all pure, uncut, mush brained, batshit insanity so I can only handle it in small doses.

Feel free to check it out, not sure if he deserves his own thread since he’s only stepped up his YouTube presence recently and it’s too early to know if he’ll be consistent with it but regardless he’s an interesting look into a possible future for Bam.

The real gold seems to be in the hours-long videos titled THE DUANE PETERS SHOW #X, it’s just an old washed up man ranting about whatever’s pissing him off that particular day, completely unfiltered.

ETA: One link to a minute long video that’s my favorite rant of his so far. Here’s Duane drinking alone in a hotel on the verge of crying because of Trump hate and leftard millennials and zoomers

 
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Jeff Tremaine will be the next guest on Steve O's podcast. They possibly wouldn't discuss Bam but it would be a good heads up in case they do.
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In the meantime a new trailer/interview with the cast of Jackass Forever was released and looks promising. Bam must be kicking himself for missing out.
Honestly, I don't think Bam would've been liked by these new kids, too much of an asshat these days. Not only that, but he'd constantly be trying to one up them or feed his ego, and he's old as fuck now. If any of them tried the shit he does, they'd likely be just as capable, if not more so, as he is.
 
Honestly, I don't think Bam would've been liked by these new kids, too much of an asshat these days. Not only that, but he'd constantly be trying to one up them or feed his ego, and he's old as fuck now. If any of them tried the shit he does, they'd likely be just as capable, if not more so, as he is.
He's also not doing it for fun or the joy of the stunt or to make a great send off since we're all fucking getting older. He act so maliciously about everything. Must have been absolutely miserable when he was on set.
 
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He's also not doing it for fun or the joy of the stunt or to make a great send off since we're all fucking getting older. He act so maliciously about everything. Must have been absolutely miserable when he was on set.
Also remember that in an alternate universe where Bam didn’t fuck up the Jackass Forever deal that he would’ve been working for months on a dry set and even if Bam managed to not drink through the whole production he would have still been cranky and pissy the entire time about the great sacrifice he made by not drinking on set
 
In the meantime a new trailer/interview with the cast of Jackass Forever was released and looks promising. Bam must be kicking himself for missing out.
Maybe if Bam stay clean like Steve-O did, he wouldn't throw a temper tantrum. Rachel Wolfson looks pretty hot for a new Jackass member. The tongue to a taser looks painful though.
 
Good for him. Maybe less air time then Bam may have expected, but then it makes me wonder why Bam is complaining about, getting thrown off the crew.
He has a long history of losing his shit when he isn’t included, for example when things ended with his first long term girlfriend Jenn he got insanely upset when friends chose her side after she left him for cheating on her with Jessica Simpson.
 
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Looks like Bam will be making a small appearance in the new Jackass:
Good for him. Maybe less air time then Bam may have expected, but then it makes me wonder why Bam is complaining about, getting thrown off the crew.
I am surprised he's in it due to the on going legal nonsense, but if it wasn't for that, even if they threw him out, I am not surprised they are including his footage.

These people are Bam's true friends. These aren't hangerons, they aren't junkies looking for cash, they aren't groupies looking to suck a famous cock, these aren't people looking to party. These are friends who care more about Bam, his well being, and his future than they do about being in his good books, they are the people who would sacrifice all they could risk to help Bam before they would willingly do anything to fuck him over. I wouldn't be surprised if damn near anyone in that old crew would burn down not only their bridges with Bam, but the whole damn town if it meant they could help him get his shit together. They are the type of friends who would rather know you are happy and never see you again than to see you miserable, but still keep contact.

So them keeping him in the film is only a shock because of the lawsuit and the lawyers not saying "I wouldn't keep that in if I were you." Heck, they may have left it in despite warnings from their lawyers.

I also suspect this is a sneaky way to force their help onto him, despite the bad blood, in a way he's too fucking dumb, and too egotistical, to see or refuse. Bam is clearly running out of cash, we can see the signs all over the place with what April is trying to do right now to help him out, but him just being in the movie likely means, somewhere, there is a contract saying Bam gets a cut, perhaps a greatly reduced cut due to his "minimal contribution, screen time, and involvement", but he's likely getting a tidy stack of bills due to this, and if we look at a previous post here on the farms, Bam isn't likely the one who controls that stack of cash anymore, his guardian is, so this is help that isn't likely to be pissed against the wall.
 
Johnny Knoxville claims getting hit by a bull in Jackass Forever left him with brain damage.


So there's a good chance that Bam dodged a bullet by not being in the movie. Beyond that all is quiet on the Bam front. Brandon Novak still uses Bam for advertising so I guess their relationship is patched up for now
 
He'd just run out of the ring again like here (and that's assuming he'd even agree to participate in a stunt like this in his current state)
Bam is entirely too fat and out of shape to do those kind of stunts any more, he looks like hasn’t run any distance longer than across the parking lot from his car to the bar in decades. That had to have been another factor in their reluctance to include Bam, he’s so unhealthy and out of shape that this movie could have easily killed him. Can you honestly see Bam doing the flight of Icarus for example and coming out unscathed?
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Brandon Novak still uses Bam for advertising so I guess their relationship is patched up for now
They’ve never truly been truly at each other’s throats. Novak is definitely an opportunist who’s using his proximity to Bam and the skateboarding industry and he may or may not be lying about being completely sober. But who cares as long as he’s handling his shit.

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Some people can handle light drug use after dealing with a serious addiction and others cannot, EXAMPLE: I knew a guy who had a big issue with heroin years ago along with his girlfriend at the time. They scraped by for months until one day they got pulled over because his petite girlfriend in her early twenties was nodded out in the passenger seat and a cop who passed them thought it was a minor who was in trouble. They both went to county mail for an extended period of time and when he got out the drugs had been out his system for a while and he immediately found a construction job and does fine now while smoking weed and drinking socially. She on the other hand was released a few months before him and immediately relapsed, she stole his guns and pawned them for a couple days worth of junk and when she went broke and faced poor people consequences and found herself homeless she called her affluent grandpa who promptly sent her to a resort rehab. These facts of course doesn’t stop her from bragging about how she survived life in the streets as a junkie.

To this day she won’t shut the goddamn fuck up about the program or finding God and she seemingly needs to scream about her sobriety IRL and on social media in order to keep it going.

Bam tried over and over to get Novak clean and when Novak finally did it Bam was devastated to find out his “life partner” (Bam’s words, literally how he describes Novak in interviews) no longer drinks, does drugs, and doesn’t want to be anywhere near them or people who use them.

Then Bam finds out that Novak now has a lucrative career for himself being some sort of punk rock Joel Osteen giving motivational speeches that are mildly religious and giving out his phone number to junkies so they can call him to secure a place in line to go off to rehab so Novak can get a nice commission for each person he sends to his employer. (this is why Novak gives out his phone number on social media and interviews, besides making him look folksy and down to earth it’s how he makes money, by sending you to rehab and if you can’t afford it then he gets an additional bonus by referring customers to lending services that are most likely predatory)

Bam didn’t do jack shit except passively aggressively call out Novak on Instagram for years at odd hours of the night when he knew Novak was asleep and Bam or his handler almost always deleted these posts. On the other end of the feud is Novak, who counters all hostility by turning the other cheek and telling Bam he loves him.
 
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The one thing I want from Jackass Forever is No over reliance on slow motion.

Jackass 3 was an embarrassment with all those “Rocky Punches” and slow motion-face slams.
That was because of 3d and that type of stuff works really well in 3D but not in 2D which is how outside the small number of people who still have a 3d tv and a 3d copy of the movie will be seeing it.
 
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