Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[She Beetle]

"I'm Bam Margera, and this is painting Phil's gwote with my brains."

 

[Rogowski]

Holy shit, Bam hired former Trump lawyer Michael “IN MY OFFICE IN PHILLY-DELPHIA” van der Veen.

Oddly enough, the guy has a track record of suing his clients after the fact, he sued Trump for lying under oath after he was acquitted.

 

['tism]

Don’t forget the giant hand where it instantly planked him

…and that’s it!

There's a scene in one of the movies where he takes a cattle prod to the face, that one's pretty satisfying too.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Holy shit, Bam hired former Trump lawyer Michael “IN MY OFFICE IN PHILLY-DELPHIA” van der Veen.
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Oddly enough, the guy has a track record of suing his clients after the fact, he sued Trump for lying under oath after he was acquitted.

So the scum bag hired a lawyer for scum bags.

 

[Wesker]

Holy shit, Bam hired former Trump lawyer Michael “IN MY OFFICE IN PHILLY-DELPHIA” van der Veen.
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Oddly enough, the guy has a track record of suing his clients after the fact, he sued Trump for lying under oath after he was acquitted.

It's almost as if Bam cannot make good decisions.

 

[LindsayLohan]

YAWN. shes getting her "life threatened" somehow on her censored , limited Instagram posts.... that means you should get off the internet grandma. there is no excuse for ANY old person to act like they're being silenced and oppressed by a PHONE APP they "NEED" to be on. someone tell this big mouthed bass no one cares. the fact she still out here whoring for attention because shes in "danger" is completely insane to me. She pulled this same exact narrative with Britney Spears in 2020 . Shes still alive and Britney is dead .... I would say hopefully someone useful gets back to the commenter and offers to put this old horse down ... but then I realized shes the one who probably left that comment in the first place. EDIT: "hard earned" . this dummmb bitch is really just using this as a segway to pivot into a ~freedom fighter podcast show because her dumb "truth channel" DIDNT WORK and you dont have to follow up on any promises when you just put out podcasts. Why are you begging someone you've literally blamed for all of Bams problems to come on your show and attempt to make you famous?? Conflict of interest much? I would be mad if she werent so obviously transparent, and so clearly destined for failure. rant over. HOPE YOU'RE SAVING YOUR MONEY BJ ... because BJS are gonna be your only source of revenue by the end of this year. "FACTS AINT DEFAMATION YALL"

 

[Rogowski]

New interview up, yewtube link provided to avoid contributing to her monetization

Bam Margera is SCARED | That Surprise Podcast Ep. 2

Part 1 here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Rr-P12hwI Bam Margera discusses his freedom, #FreeBam, his conservatorship, Steve-o, Johny Knoxville, Jeff Tremaine, his guardian Lima, and more.

yewtu.be

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Holy shit, Bam hired former Trump lawyer Michael “IN MY OFFICE IN PHILLY-DELPHIA” van der Veen.
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Oddly enough, the guy has a track record of suing his clients after the fact, he sued Trump for lying under oath after he was acquitted.

I think him turning himself in will end up being way more entertaining than expected with this development.

 

[TheTourist]

I think him turning himself in will end up being way more entertaining than expected with this development.

I'd put a few bettin' dollars on him going to jail for a very short stint and then spending then next ten years crying about injustice, empty threats related to vindication, and how awfully he was treated in prison.

 

[LindsayLohan]

Aw wonderful. She just uploaded part two of her BJ Instigates A Brain Damaged Man For Attention. She truly is more deranged than Bam. Notice how she always brings it back to that Lima person. She was having "issues" with her before she decided to get into Bams business. Even Bam says "OK? Join the club". Im not sure exactly why I hate HER out of alllll the shills to choose from in particular so much but from the bottom of my heart .... I wish her and all of her chins the very worst.

 

[The Sea Witch]

They're going about this all wrong. Bam is the sort of asshat that hates authority. He LOOOOOVes being able to stick it to his family, and the more they beg and plead the more he enjoys saying no. The trick to get him to do what they want is to make it seem like it's his idea. Unfortunately I've known too many fuckups just like Bam (meth is all over the suburbs in SE & central PA) and none of them were able to get and keep their shit together for any length of time. I hate Bam and I'm really not a fan of BJ either....but she has a point. Everything they've done in the name of "helping" has failed. In general forcing people to do things is a bad tactic when you want them to change. Regardless of his Peter Pan syndrome he is still 43, which means he has all the freedom in the world to make bad decisions. Consequences will catch up somewhere along the way. He's fucking around, let him find out.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

It's almost as if Bam cannot make good decisions.

If somebody really thinks that Bam has made any good decisions in his fucking life, boy, do I have some really good crypto opportunities for you or maybe you should call my Nigerian associate Prince Shlodongo Longo for the clearance of your 1 billion dollar inheritance.

 

[Rogowski]

Matthew Lidwin (the girlfriend’s little brother) has finally spoken out, he tried to be intimidating but he falls flat:

 

[AnOminous]

They're also kind of infamous for spinning out for basically nothing at all, even with somewhat experienced drivers behind the wheel.

It's fairly notable that Jay Leno of all people would spin one out. He is no stranger to supercars and their ancient variants, and has a huge collection of well maintained vehicles.

 

[Kulee Baba]

New interview up, yewtube link provided to avoid contributing to her monetization

Bam Margera is SCARED | That Surprise Podcast Ep. 2

Part 1 here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Rr-P12hwI Bam Margera discusses his freedom, #FreeBam, his conservatorship, Steve-o, Johny Knoxville, Jeff Tremaine, his guardian Lima, and more.

yewtu.be

A chore to listen to this and how many other dorks care about this junkie like me?

BJ (I think she like lurks here) you want a good talking point? Drive home the message that long term rehab doesn't make sense. If a junkie can't avoid temptation when he's back in his old environment there's no point in blowing a small fortune to give this idiot a boring vacation. The only way I've seen junkies stay clean is thru drug court.

And one defense for BJ, she certainly did not trigger Bam. He's repeating the same bitching for years including hating Ape for Doctor Phil.

The one seed of hope for Bam is that he appears to not be suicidal based on his Chester Bennington anecdote. The man loves Pheonix THE WOLF. But he can't stay clean for the kid there's really no point.

Best new material is Bam crying that Steve-O and Knoxville are stealing from REAL SKATEBOARDERS for selling decks. Those bastards are not just posers they're committing Stolen Valor! What an insult to a man that sacrificed countless hours on kickflips and ollies.

 

[Floralfeline]

I know the charges, bail amount, and lawyer are known. Just wanted to show the official document.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Oof, he looks rough.

For a legal drug, alcohol will seriously fuck a person up.

It's honestly kind of sad to see how fucked up he is.

 

[Looney Troons]

I know the charges, bail amount, and lawyer is known. Just wanted to show the official document.
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Damn. That’s a really cool crest. Bam should get it tattooed on his forehead.

 

[Floralfeline]

Matthew Lidwin (the girlfriend’s little brother) has finally spoken out, he tried to be intimidating but he falls flat:
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Yea he's not intimidating (wtf is he wearing? Lol) but he has every right to be angry. Who knows how much of her shit he's had to deal with and she did endanger his niece and exposed her to meth heads. That poor kid.

 

[Bob_]

Damn. That’s a really cool crest. Bam should get it tattooed on his forehead.

Judges will really appreciate it too.