Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Tard Whisperer]

Not to be all StOp ThE bI eRaSurE but Bam has always given me bi guy rather than gay guy vibes. In fact I'm pretty sure I just assumed he was bi during the Jackass years. I never got the sense that he was homophobic, nor did he seem to worry about how he'd be perceived by being affectionate with other men, in the way that insecure closeted dudes often are. Has he ever stated that he identifies as one thing or another?

nah just some normal straight guy shit

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

I heard on a creepy pasture board that Bam tried find out who wrote a creepy pasture of a guy seeung Dunn ghost at the crash sight.
Sounds to good to be true.

Are you speaking in some kind of speech impediment dialect or what, dude?

 

[Smokingpoop]

Sad to see how low hes sunk... I used to have a bam margera skateboard in elementary school when he was cool

 

[Knyttet]

nah just some normal straight guy shit
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What the actual fuck?

Bam’s degeneracy is clearly something more than just being a closeted bi. Something is seriously wrong with him and his sexuality with all the fantasies about piss drinking and shit eating and also this.

Is he just a severe coomer? A pornsick freak? Or is it something he was born with?

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

What's the money line on Bam being found at the side of a highway in his underwear and a wet cigarette hanging out of his mouth? Dude's gotta show up sometime

 

[Tiggletown]

It's surrounded by several high drug and nigger populated areas. The type of places where you can get a ticket for being white (loitering in a known drug area). A decade+ ago when they were relevant and partying in bams McMansion they infamously regularly recruited strippers and sluts from philadelphia and atlantic city nightclubs/casinos to show up with their gaggle of whore friends to get wasted and fuck. So there was a steady stream of whores, drug dealers, and hanger-ons.

Lets look at the high drug black neighborhoods around West Chester.....

Like the farmland and the State park! oh! how about the fucking wineries and bougie Mushroom growing farms. All those Niggers living in Multi million dollar Kennet Square homes or on multi Acre estates.

You definitely don't want to be White when you go to the Mushroom Festival! Those pipe hitting gong thugs will shoot your white ass on site. Just Look at them

If you want to see a Nigger, try looking into a mirror you fucking ape

 

[booklover]

The latest (sorry, no link handy) is that he's thought to be hiding with his girlfriend AND HER 8-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER. If that's true, that should kick the search into high gear.

 

[AnOminous]

Those Carrera GTs are a deathtrap. Basically a human barbecue. The gas tank is molded into the back of the seats to put the CG right over the center of the car. All that fuel is right behind your ass, so if it ruptures, you're fucked.

How is it okay to do that? The Corvair got shut down for much less.

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

How is it okay to do that? The Corvair got shut down for much less.

Very limited production run car IIRC.

 

[AnOminous]

Very limited production run car IIRC.

It just seems weird a firebomb on wheels (that is a menace not only to its own passengers but other drivers and emergency responders) is street-legal. Seriously, wtf?

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

It just seems weird a firebomb on wheels (that is a menace not only to its own passengers but other drivers and emergency responders) is street-legal. Seriously, wtf?

Porsche actually handed out a disclaimer/memo to all Porsche dealers to basically tell anyone who bought the car that it's more or less a road legal race car and that it's retardedly overpowered, has no traction control, airbags, .etc. Top speed's 200 some even miles an hour I think.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Porsche actually handed out a disclaimer/memo to all Porsche dealers to basically tell anyone who bought the car that it's basically a road legal race car and that it's retardedly overpowered, has no traction control, airbags, .etc. Top speed's 200 some even miles an hour I think.

Perfect for white trash drunkards who use both braincells to breathe.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

How is it okay to do that? The Corvair got shut down for much less.

You have to put it somewhere, locating it behind the firewall and surrounding it with some strong crash structures isn't the worst idea. For what it's worth, on my car it's underneath the rear seats.

Porsche actually handed out a disclaimer/memo to all Porsche dealers to basically tell anyone who bought the car that it's more or less a road legal race car and that it's retardedly overpowered, has no traction control, airbags, .etc. Top speed's 200 some even miles an hour I think.

It does have airbags and basic traction control, but it really is a race car with huge power and high-strung handling, and most importantly they're also extremely reliant on good tires to behave well and shit tires will make the car violently snap at you. A great many of those don't really see much use because they're being bought as rare expensive big Porsches and not driver's cars so some of them are even on the original Bush administration era tires that have now hardened into hockey pucks, and the next thing you know your sister is trying to sue Porsche for making something so evil that forced you into completely losing traction at 100 mph and turning yourself into hamburger.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Lets look at the high drug black neighborhoods around West Chester.....

I don't mean literally bordering it. You seem to be ignoring this whole area. It's a very short drive from several open air drug markets.

 

[Drain Todger]

How is it okay to do that? The Corvair got shut down for much less.

The safety of the car (or lack thereof) was actually the subject of a wrongful death suit filed by Paul Walker's daughter:

Paul Walker's Daughter Settles Wrongful Death Lawsuit Against Porsche

18-year-old Meadow Walker reached an agreement with the carmaker on October 16th.

www.thedrive.com

Damaging Porsche emails turn up in Paul Walker wrongful death suit

Employee joked about crash rate making Carrera GTs rarer and more valuable.

www.usatoday.com

"As many as 200 of the 1,200 Carrera GTs which Porsche produced had been 'totaled' in the first two years it was sold (2004-2006)," a statistic the author blithely noted while relaying the news that a body shop employee had crashed another vehicle into a telephone pole.

"Another Carrera GT bites the dust," he wrote. "Looks like he was going more than 30 (mph) to me!" He went on to ask if the numbers were correct because if so, it would be "great news to the remaining owners as the GT becomes more rare."

They have no electronic stability control (and only the most basic traction control), and they're an RWD with a 600-horse V10 and a stick shift. No fancy paddle shifters or anything like that. They're about as raw as they get. What you input with the steering wheel and the pedals is what you get on the road. The car does practically zero thinking for you. They're also kind of infamous for spinning out for basically nothing at all, even with somewhat experienced drivers behind the wheel.

 

[DapperShark]

The safety of the car (or lack thereof) was actually the subject of a wrongful death suit filed by Paul Walker's daughter:

Paul Walker's Daughter Settles Wrongful Death Lawsuit Against Porsche

18-year-old Meadow Walker reached an agreement with the carmaker on October 16th.

www.thedrive.com

Damaging Porsche emails turn up in Paul Walker wrongful death suit

Employee joked about crash rate making Carrera GTs rarer and more valuable.

www.usatoday.com

They have no electronic stability control (and only the most basic traction control), and they're an RWD with a 600-horse V10 and a stick shift. No fancy paddle shifters or anything like that. They're about as raw as they get. What you input with the steering wheel and the pedals is what you get on the road. The car does practically zero thinking for you. They're also kind of infamous for spinning out for basically nothing at all, even with somewhat experienced drivers behind the wheel.

That's the thing with the Carrera GT, it really isn't something the average douchebag who wants a supercar should be buying, it's for collectors and pretty much the only people who will be able to drive it the way its meant to are serious enthusiasts and actual race car drivers.

It's also kind of irrelevant since Ryan Dunn didn't die in a Carrera GT (which I highly doubt he could have ever afforded), he died in a 911 GT3 which is still way too much of a big boy car for an inebriated negative IQ retard.

 

[AdioSS]

Who has Bam been terrorizing?

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Why at the back of my mind this feels like there filming a Jackass sketch & when they pull Bam out of the drug den or hole in the ground he was hidding in he'll shout "I'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to Jackass" & the 2 arresting officers will be revealed to be Steve-O & Wee-Man.
Think I've smoked a little to much Pipe Weed.

 

[Fareal]

Tbh I don't care if the cops look for Bam and his junkie Juliet, but I wish they'd look for that kid. She is eight years old, for fuck's sake.

But we have this conversation in this thread every week, I know, I know. But it just ain't right that an eight year is subjected to all this. It just ain't right, your honor.

 

[It's Over Anakin]

Tbh I don't care if the cops look for Bam and his junkie Juliet, but I wish they'd look for that kid. She is eight years old, for fuck's sake.

Oh shit, I had assumed the kid was dumped with Ape before. Fuck junkies like Bam and Ralph for dragging children into their cuntish ways