Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
I’m probably misremembering but I remember Phil getting up really early to go work in a bakery, and Ape working as a hairdresser. They lived in a modest ranch house. When Jackass took off they moved to the McMansion.
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In older clips theres a lot of footage of Phil "managing his books." Unless he has bad organizational skills, it looked like he was doing a lot more paperwork than a regular home owner that worked in a bakery. I have no idea if Jess was helping out with CKY money but I think they were working on their 3rd album by the time Bam got famous.
 
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AnOminous said:
That's some really late stage junkie shit. You wouldn't do that unless a) you no longer care how obvious it is you're a junkie; and b) you ran out of usable veins on your arms.
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I don't think he shoots up; those look to me like skin-picking. He's on gak, not junk.
 
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Pineapple Fox said:
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Berating his baby mama ✅
Talking about his micro-dick ✅
Calling some unsuspecting rando his girlfriend ✅
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Has he been injecting into his fucking finger?
Just fatass junkie problems (fatties have rly shitty veins).

I had to inject a fatty once, no veins, went into his foot. Footy swelled up like a pig, “you’ve killed me, what have you done to me”.
He didn’t die.
Fatties man. Not even good for the lowest practice you can do.

ForTheHoard said:
This thread convinced me to revisit CKY's music today. I went through their first 2 albums today and the music definitely holds up to me. HIM is still shit, though. The guitar riff from "Sink Into The Underground" has been stuck in my head all day.
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Yeah despite’96’ being the big hit, any time someone mentions them it’s Sink into the underground, which starts playing on the Ol’ mental jukebox
 
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One of the things that fucked Steve-O up (and likely Bam as well) was not having anything to do after Jackass ended. They went from hanging with their bros all the time and having regular work to sitting at home all alone with nothing to do but blow their fortunes on drugs and booze. Knoxville was able to keep himself busy with an actual acting career, but the rest really didn't have much else to do. Bam is a creative guy and he could have literally done "whatever the fuck he wants" after his shows ended. He could have stayed busy by being an independent film maker. Instead he decided to wollow in self-pity and become a shitbag drunk and junkie and deadbeat dad, blaming everyone else for his problems but himself because he wasn't a special celebrity anymore.
 
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Wesker said:
He’s been burying April all morning.

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And Jess.

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"Bam doesn't speak freeload. Just Finnish, English, farsi and striggoi." I LOVE this fucking retard!:story:

FYI Laskian Strigoi (Fat Vampire) is Bam decipher script. See below:
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Okay I gotta finally get to work and revise the OP.
 
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Rogowski said:
New interview up, yewtube link provided to avoid contributing to her monetization

Bam Margera is SCARED | That Surprise Podcast Ep. 2

Part 1 here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Rr-P12hwI Bam Margera discusses his freedom, #FreeBam, his conservatorship, Steve-o, Johny Knoxville, Jeff Tremaine, his guardian Lima, and more.
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The thing I love most about this interview is his absurd logic that he stopped skating because Knoxville gave him bone spurs by pranking him with a few tacks. 23:57 in if anyone wants to laugh at this absolutely retarded logic.
 
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The Dude said:
and he could have literally done "whatever the fuck he wants" after his shows ended.
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He was actually very honest about this in the last time he was on Wild Ride. Steve-o was telling him how he was jelous of him when he was younger because he was so motivated and always busy with new projects and stuff to do. Bam replied that he was focused on one goal after another when he was young but then at one point he looked around, saw he had the mansion, a bunch of cars, hit tv shows, was already on the cover of every skater mag and simply decided he was done and over with trying to achieve new things and would just party and celebrate from then on because he felt he had accomplished all there was to accomplish. The man peaked before he was even 30.

Shiversblood said:
Bam should have focused on his acting career and should have attempted to make that Jump from reality tv star to regular acting tv star.
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Or just focus on his production company or the record label that went nowhere or simply sell skate merch. He was probably the most known skater in the world that wasn't tony hawk for fucks sake, just make it a brand and milk that shit. Could have done literally anything. Weeman is doing great with his taco franchise.

Homer J. Fong said:
"Bam doesn't speak freeload. Just Finnish, English, farsi and striggoi." I LOVE this fucking retard!:story:

FYI Laskian Strigoi (Fat Vampire) is Bam decipher script. See below:
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Okay I gotta finally get to work and revise the OP.
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this massive mongoloid has his credit card information, including the expiration date tattoed on his hand in this script and now he is giving people clues to deciphering. The BJ hoe had to blur it out in the interview because he was showing it straight to the camera.
 
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The Dude said:
Bam is a creative guy and he could have literally done "whatever the fuck he wants" after his shows ended. He could have stayed busy by being an independent film maker
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Shiversblood said:
Bam should have focused on his acting career and should have attempted to make that Jump from reality tv star to regular acting tv star.
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Hopefully someone else here can jog my memory here because I’m unsure if this story traveled further than the gossips of the skate industry.

I’ve heard whispers over the years that other than that awful movie
Grind in which Bam basically played a literal version of himself he was never able to land any respectable acting roles because he burned that bridge almost immediately on a different production by signing his contract and then either not showing up on set at all or just being a constant nuisance of a dumpster fire that shoyld have been tailed by an experienced tard wrangler who could handle him.

Sorry I don’t remember more but the TLDR of the rumors is that Bam was never taken seriously in Hollywood because he never took Hollywood seriously and ended up blacklisted like commie.

Also, Methica’d lil bro went off on her the other night and deleted these posts almost immediately:
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He also claimed today that his girlfriend was the one who landed him the Trump lawyer and she’s homeless and unemployed as fuck so I don’t buy it for one second that she paid for him with Bam’s allowance money and I doubt she has any real money of her own.
 
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Well I'm feeling justified in loathing Jess.
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Like dude we get it, you got money because you and your bro were in the right place at the right time. You can afford a $100,000 luxury car. Is it as cringey as Bam showing his ogre hands and going "LOOK AT THIS $40,000 SAPPHIRE I GOT AFTER MY FIRST EX-WIFE MISSY RAN OFF." No of course not. And I dunno maybe Bam is a bigger story than I estimate but r/LetsTalkBam only has 16000+ subscribers. r/ChrisChanSonichu has 66,000 subscribers. My feeling is if you're not as big as Chris Chan nobody is flying a damn helicopter out to look at your stupid McMansion. But now I wonder is it possible that Bam does have the warchest to hire a helicopter fly out there to explicitly fuck with his brother? Because if so goddamn Bam that's pretty funny. I remember that Alex Jones had a helicopter fly over his ex-wife's house to troll so I'd say it's possible.
 
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Homer J. Fong said:
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"And now he's writing in striggoi because it's way faster for me to read and write from spending 90 days in rehab bored to tears so when you read this then suck my dick pussys"

That took longer than I'd like to admit to decipher, because Bam can't write his own symbols down correctly half the time. I also love the complete lack of creativity of using a heartagram for the letter A and the Element logo for the letter E.
 
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