Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Since he doesn't have a real job to go to, if Bam gets house arrest, it will literally be that. He'll have to be home 24/7 with the exception of a couple of hours a week to run errands or if he goes to a AA meeting. If he goes more than 50 yards from the sensor (plugged into the home's router) or has one beer or drink the bracelet alarm will go off. The SCRAM sensor just picks up on alcohol so I guess he could just use meth, weed, whatever but I assume he would be getting regular piss tests.
He's gonna have to get himself a home out there first. him and Methica are currently 'living' in a hotel in the area right now. Evicting Jess from the castle is going to prove harder than he thinks. Jess has a legal right to be there with the lease (and if it was pre-paid through the end of 2023, that's going to be even harder to deal with), not to mention there's a high likelihood that the judge presiding over the civil case will see the eviction for what it is.
 
He's gonna have to get himself a home out there first. him and Methica are currently 'living' in a hotel in the area right now. Evicting Jess from the castle is going to prove harder than he thinks. Jess has a legal right to be there with the lease (and if it was pre-paid through the end of 2023, that's going to be even harder to deal with), not to mention there's a high likelihood that the judge presiding over the civil case will see the eviction for what it is.
If Jess is legally evicted, I'm not sure if Bam can walk that one back. Specifically with how his parents will react, considering Jess was the victim in this. I'm betting he pulls out at the last minute and will do the reconcile thing he always does.
 
So the issue for bam is he is the one that made money while his family just benefited frim that his dad did his finances, so he has never been responsible for them, i can't imagine that his net worth is nearly half it was back in the past.

Bam made the most money, but everyone who was involved as "talent" in Jackass and the other shows he did got paid as well. So Phil, Ape, Vito, etc. were all paid as talent.
 
Bam made the most money, but everyone who was involved as "talent" in Jackass and the other shows he did got paid as well. So Phil, Ape, Vito, etc. were all paid as talent.
Does anyone know if Phil was just Bam's money trustee or was he an employee in an official accountant role?
 
Pages upon pages of people talking about how stupid and feckless Bam's enablers are and how Bam needs to be locked up and forcibly separated from drugs followed by 5 pages of cursing Steve-O for suggesting Bam be locked up and forcibly separated from drugs. This thread is what having schizophrenia must be like.
 
If Jess is legally evicted, I'm not sure if Bam can walk that one back. Specifically with how his parents will react, considering Jess was the victim in this. I'm betting he pulls out at the last minute and will do the reconcile thing he always does.
Lol

It’s his house.

Doesn’t matter how much Jess wants to have it, or “that he wasn’t able to have Bam sober long enough to sell it”.

If he gets evicted he could also do the grown up thing and stop mooching of his brother and get his own place.

Don’t see how Jess is the victim. If you’re dumb enough to rent a place from your mentally unstable, addicted brother you can’t cry afterwards that he changed his mind.

As for the patents, the best thing they can do is what they should have done long ago, and not be intertwined in their adult ass kids lives like that.

But that probably won’t happen, just like you’re right and Bam will pussy out.
 
If he gets evicted he could also do the grown up thing and stop mooching of his brother and get his own place.

Don’t see how Jess is the victim. If you’re dumb enough to rent a place from your mentally unstable, addicted brother you can’t cry afterwards that he changed his mind.

As for the patents, the best thing they can do is what they should have done long ago, and not be intertwined in their adult ass kids lives like that.

But that probably won’t happen, just like you’re right and Bam will pussy out.
I meant the legal victim for Bam being on the run(the crime Bam alleged to have committed). He should've moved out of Bam's house years ago, it's insane. Absolutely insane. I would rather live in a trailer than in a mansion with an abusive turd like Bam. Fucking with someone with the leverage to put you on the street is something a lot of kids find out can be conditional with parents. I sure as shit wouldn't do it with someone like bam.

If he begs for them to come back, and they do after he kicks them out. That'll be interesting to watch.
 
Pages upon pages of people talking about how stupid and feckless Bam's enablers are and how Bam needs to be locked up and forcibly separated from drugs followed by 5 pages of cursing Steve-O for suggesting Bam be locked up and forcibly separated from drugs. This thread is what having schizophrenia must be like.
We’ve been infiltrated by the #FreeBam retards.
 
I meant the legal victim for Bam being on the run(the crime Bam alleged to have committed). He should've moved out of Bam's house years ago, it's insane. Absolutely insane. I would rather live in a trailer than in a mansion with an abusive turd like Bam. Fucking with someone with the leverage to put you on the street is something a lot of kids find out can be conditional with parents. I sure as shit wouldn't do it with someone like bam.

If he begs for them to come back, and they do after he kicks them out. That'll be interesting to watch.
From what I've seen, Bam moved out of the castle years ago. It sat pretty much abandoned for a while, then his mom turned it into an AirBnB, or else tried to and it didn't work out. Allegedly, Jess signed a pre-paid lease through the end of 2023. If there is actually a lease on the property, it's not going to be as simple as Bam walking in and telling him to leave. Hell, even if he was squatting there, he still couldn't do it that way, legally anyway.
 
From what I've seen, Bam moved out of the castle years ago. It sat pretty much abandoned for a while, then his mom turned it into an AirBnB, or else tried to and it didn't work out. Allegedly, Jess signed a pre-paid lease through the end of 2023. If there is actually a lease on the property, it's not going to be as simple as Bam walking in and telling him to leave. Hell, even if he was squatting there, he still couldn't do it that way, legally anyway.
You mean you can’t just kick out legal tenants when you feel like it? Get out of here!
 
Pages upon pages of people talking about how stupid and feckless Bam's enablers are and how Bam needs to be locked up and forcibly separated from drugs followed by 5 pages of cursing Steve-O for suggesting Bam be locked up and forcibly separated from drugs. This thread is what having schizophrenia must be like.

Or… Both Bam and Steve O are pieces of shit?

Fuck, Steve O needs to be raped by niggers just for shilling his useless shit on his podcast every ten minutes like some try hard, ex skater, shamwow faggot.

And that’s aside from his crimes against good taste.
 
Don’t worry guys. Bams well! He’s got Donald Trumps impeachment lawyer and he’s cool with various ethnic groups. He also has track marks all over his hands.
That's some really late stage junkie shit. You wouldn't do that unless a) you no longer care how obvious it is you're a junkie; and b) you ran out of usable veins on your arms.
Jess has a legal right to be there with the lease (and if it was pre-paid through the end of 2023, that's going to be even harder to deal with), not to mention there's a high likelihood that the judge presiding over the civil case will see the eviction for what it is.
You think he needs a judge? He's Bam Margera, bitch! He does whatever the fuck he wants! He'll just kick down the door and throw that motherfucker out personally.

Separated at birth?
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This looks photoshopped- his head looks weird?- but either way it is gay as hell. This retard is delusional if he thinks he can just quit drinking. He'll probably have a seizure and die.

What is up with this thread lately? I will take 100 Steve-Os shilling asshole paper and another 100 Jesses whining on Twitter over this junkie faggot with a bmi of 700 who can't stop ignoring his own child while exposing other kids to sex perverts. Like him or not Jess is a legal tenant and Bam can't just boot him out without going through the proper channels, and we all know he is too braindead to even try to do that. If I were Jess I would just bide my time until he drops dead, which hopefully will happen soon.

I'm sorry you can give me all the hats but these comments are an absolute cope. And I would absolutely call the cops on this junkie loser, if not for anything other than protecting that child who no one seems to love enough to drag away from him.
 
What is up with this thread lately? I will take 100 Steve-Os shilling asshole paper and another 100 Jesses whining on Twitter over this junkie faggot with a bmi of 700 who can't stop ignoring his own child while exposing other kids to sex perverts. Like him or not Jess is a legal tenant and Bam can't just boot him out without going through the proper channels, and we all know he is too braindead to even try to do that. If I were Jess I would just bide my time until he drops dead, which hopefully will happen soon.
My fellow Kiwis we're here to be Earthrockers. I can't speak for everyone but when I go from moralfagging to whining that Steve-O is defrauding people by hocking skatedecks it's because Bamposting is fun.

Until I can build the Ryan Dunn Memorial Skatepark & Porsche BBQ Pit in Iceland this humble thread is to archive the Call of The Wasted and The Wounded. Payback's a Bitch. 🔯❤️
 
Fucking what?! :stress:

I never heard of that.
I mean, it's just a theory I'd seen floated around probably...5 or more years ago? Probably around the time Vito actually died.

So I guess not an "always" heard thing, but something that just kind of clicked in my head and made sense in regards to everything once I heard it

As far as Steve-O goes, he's lame as shit now and sells lame products to try and earn a dollar which is basically the norm for Podcasters/Youtubers. He's lame but like not worth feeling anything over.
 
From what I've seen, Bam moved out of the castle years ago. It sat pretty much abandoned for a while, then his mom turned it into an AirBnB, or else tried to and it didn't work out. Allegedly, Jess signed a pre-paid lease through the end of 2023. If there is actually a lease on the property, it's not going to be as simple as Bam walking in and telling him to leave. Hell, even if he was squatting there, he still couldn't do it that way, legally anyway.

Apparently he moved to Estonia for two years and mama Bam just couldn’t resist the temptation to redecorate her little boy’s room grown man’s manchild castle.

And earn a buck through Airbnb while she’s at it.

When Bam came back, he moved back in, but narc mom couldn’t keep her paws off it because she developed ownership or something and wanted to baby a 40 year old adult.

Later Bam had his brother move in and sign a lease, because mixing money, property and family are the kind of great decisions crackheads make.

In Bam’s defense, the whole family seems to be intertwined in one convoluted mess, ever since he was in his early 20ies, so it’s what he’s used to.
 
I mean, it's just a theory I'd seen floated around probably...5 or more years ago? Probably around the time Vito actually died.
Vito was a complete piece of shit and I'm glad he's burning in hell. The most his life amounted to was becoming the avatar for the Springfeel soundboard.
 
I don’t have the same level of hatred for Jess that many people here have. His manic tweeting about private family matters is cringy as fuck and he’s easily the biggest enabler behind his mom but this tweet takes the cake.
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TLDR Jess knows Bam will never change but he don’t care and will probably be the reason he finds rock bottom at a morgue in bumfuck PA.

Bam accepts Lamar Odom's offer to stay at one of his treatment facilities
He deleted that video.
But for shit’s sake let’s pretend he didn’t so I can argue that it would be lucky to last longer than the initial introduction and preliminary meeting to discuss his needs because either:
A - Bam will start talking about poison cocksuckers, his Lesbian Frijoles language, and fuck tents and Lamar will realize he can’t be helped.
OR
B - Bam will realize he won’t be allowed to blow sick meth clouds in his room while Methica gives him blumpkins on the shitter and he’ll make up an excuse why he can’t go.
What did a conglomerate of junkies like Bam and Chad Muska do besides encourage kids to drop out of school, shoot up, and bum off friends until a sponsorship comes along
Hey now, guys like Bam or any one of the Johnny Thunder clones that make up the Pissdrunx crew are clear cut pieces of shit but Chad Muska was overall pretty harmless. He never killed anyone (SEE: Ali Boulala, Danny Way, Jay Adams, Terry Kennedy, or Cory Kennedy), he never went to prison (See: Jay Adams, the guy who Danny Way pinned the gay bashing on that he committed, Christian Hosoi, Gator, and many, many, more) and he proved that even a homeless man living on the beach in Venice, California can break through to become a beloved pro skateboarder and then a sneaker mogul who thoroughly wore the tread out of Paris Hilton’s roast beef curtains.
So, celebrity status aside, 9 out of 10 times when someone turns themselves in for anything under a felony usually just get a slap on the wrist compared to what they would get if they were caught. It'll probably be rolled into an AA or NA thing, which he won't complete.
I agree with this but also consider that Bam has never harbored anything but contempt for his neighbors, the governing body of Pocopson Township, the local police, local business owners who didn’t suck his dick and let him have anything he wants for free, etc etc etc.

The township government sent him a giant middle finger when they passed legislation that banned anyone from filming a television show on their property without proper their approval so why wouldn’t they finish the job and send him away for a few years? There’s no way they have anything but pure disdain for the entire family by now and it’s not the family’s fault it’s Bam’s.
We’ve been infiltrated by the #FreeBam retards.
I’ve been waiting for this with quiet excitement because those faggots aren’t going to have a good time here.
If there is actually a lease on the property, it's not going to be as simple as Bam walking in and telling him to leave. Hell, even if he was squatting there, he still couldn't do it that way, legally anyway.
Yes.
It truly is a blessing he can’t legally evict his brother because luckily for us Bam has a long and storied track record of operating within the boundaries of the law.

And as for Steve O, I’m laughing at everyone crying about this shameless shiller of flushable buttwipes who was raised by a literal corporate CEO for the Pepsi corporation. Truly he is history’s greatest monster.

Other happenings:
Rob da Painter strikes again!
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Also, GWS commitment to sobriety, he’s at a bar in NJ.
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Finally, have a meme to lighten the mood:
 
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