Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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El Santo! said:
I'm always surprised Bam's hands don't have "left" and "right" tattoos. Maybe he does, his skin art is a travesty. Generations of drug addict scratchers have practiced for free on that retard canvas.
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The only worse tattoos I've seen are the tard scribbles Phil/ADF has all over his morbidly obese body.
 
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there is this youtube channel called "Viral Vision" that is what i believe they call a content farm
they choose a trending famous person, make up a complete lie as the title to clickbait, then asks AI to write an article that has nothing to do with the title of the video
im mentioning this because they seem to have been using Bam in their videos a lot and the titles are just so funny to read, especially considering despite the fact theyre clickbait, theyre totally believeable
do not watch or archive these videos, they are a content farm, video has nothing to do with the title, but they follow trends
and Bam has seemingly been trending now for quite some time, this is just the past 2 weeks worth of Bam videos (DO NOT WATCH, titles are clickbait)

"Bam Margera Reveals He Tried To K!LL His Family After Being Released"

""Go F*ck Yourself" Bam Margera RAGES On Steve-O LIVE ON PODCAST"

"Bam Margera EXPOSES Nicole Boyd After New Child Support Scandal?!"

"Steve-O REACTS To Bam Margera Smoking Cr*ck On IG LIVE..."

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LMFAO hes missing again
Jess Margera: If anyone in the LA area knows of bams current whereabouts or a hotel he might be at please call the LAPD immediately. I am trying to get them to ping his phone but as usual it’s a whole huge process and I don’t think we have that kind of time. If you guys could all retweet this that would be really cool of you. Thanks for your help

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Bam was just suicide baiting.
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Typical scumbag behavior. Start threatening that you're gonna kill yourself. When people are ready to off themselves they get quiet and pretend everything is going to be okay. Because they know they're probably gonna die soon so there's no reason to start crying and lashing out. It's the most abusive shit anyone can do to those who love them.
 
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what a clickbaiting car crash of a human being
he cant even tell the truth about how hes going to do it
says itll be death by crack which is a pretty funny thing to threaten, then its death by pills which is just sad
interesting that Jess didnt give a further update, i think its safe to say hes been hospitalised but still isnt accepting rehab treatment otherwise he might have said so
though, he was proven a fool just recently for saying that.
maybe he doesnt want to announce a rehab stay so he then doesnt have to announce that Bam booked it a few days later, again
 
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Homer J. Fong said:
Bam was just suicide baiting.
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Typical scumbag behavior. Start threatening that you're gonna kill yourself. When people are ready to off themselves they get quiet and pretend everything is going to be okay. Because they know they're probably gonna die soon so there's no reason to start crying and lashing out. It's the most abusive shit anyone can do to those who love them.
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Jesse is just as much of a flog as Bam, Bam has a tantrum so Jesse has to go to Twitter so he gets some attention too. Go all the way the fuck over there with your attention seeking bullshit the pair of you.
 
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His leg is all red and puffy and nasty and those tattoos look like shit.
What a gross man
Also "football bat" is exactly the sort of thing drug addicts come up with thinking it's funny but is ultimately just strange, and not even in the silly and entertaining way. Looks more like a banana or a turd than a football.
 
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WolfeTone said:
His leg is all red and puffy and nasty and those tattoos look like shit.
What a gross man
Also "football bat" is exactly the sort of thing drug addicts come up with thinking it's funny but is ultimately just strange, and not even in the silly and entertaining way. Looks more like a banana or a turd than a football.
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'More fucked up than a football bat' is a phrase that implies the unfortunate subject is a mixed up retard. 'Queerer than a football bat' is new to me, though it fits Bam pretty well.
 
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GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
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LMFAO hes missing again
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I'd wish he was dead for the sake of his family but his retard death spiral arc is more entertaining than anything he ever did on Jackass.
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'More fucked up than a football bat' is a phrase that implies the unfortunate subject is a mixed up retard. 'Queerer than a football bat' is new to me, though it fits Bam pretty well.
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I've always heard it as "queer as a football bat," sort of like "queer as a three-dollar bill."
 
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AnOminous said:
I'd wish he was dead for the sake of his family but his retard death spiral arc is more entertaining than anything he ever did on Jackass.

I've always heard it as "queer as a football bat," sort of like "queer as a three-dollar bill."
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So he's queerer than queer. Got it.

Wow, out and proud.
 
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