Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[ForTheHoard]

What will he come up with next?

Whatever the *BLEEP* I want.
*starts smoking out of a broken light bulb*

 

[Holykek1337]

Bam has taken up playing with high powered firearms. What will he come up with next?

Welp. Meth and guns. Highly likely it's gonna end up really well. Right?

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I guess none of the Bam fags know how to use TOR

Bam doesn't stay on my mind so I only think to check this thread every couple of weeks/months unless there is a feature

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

I only check in to get my weekly fix of ‘Bam was doing ok until his boyfriends death. Him going off the rails is because of the trauma.’
And to see if he’s dead yet.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I'm here for the weird misc. details, like "knocking out his brother while pissing in the kitchen sink.".

 

[Yeeted Teet]

Jess really turned out to be a dark horse, or dark cow as it were. He's not as big a spectacle as his brother (just like in their careers) but his Twitter is a steady supply of cringe in between Bam's meltdowns.

 

[kabbublor0r0]

Jess really went from caring and frustrated to playing into Bam's delusions of victimhood within a week. I don't much care what happens anymore, I just hope I don't read any more retarded Jess tweets so I can still enjoy CKY without thinking about gay shit he said.

Also hi Sylvia

 

[The Woop-Town Supper]

bam has an official message, he's going to smoke crack until he's dead

 

[AnOminous]

bam has an official message, he's going to smoke crack until he's dead

Well there's a news flash.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

"if you dont give me what I want, im going to kick and scream and cry in front of EVERYONE and embarrass all of you! ILL SHOW YOU, ILL SHOW ALL OF YOU BY SMOKING CRACK WITH STINKY HOBOS!!!"
this guy is past the age where people stop caring about how precious your life is
and theres a kid involved now, so they REALLY care a lot less
lol man, "give me my son or else Ill smoke crack!!!!"
fucking hysterical, good stuff, nobody cares Bam, they only care about your son, not you.

 

[AnOminous]

lol man, "give me my son or else Ill smoke crack!!!!"

And if they gave into his infantile demands and threats, he'd still smoke crack, because he's a fucking crackhead.

 

[The Sea Witch]

Oh please, he already smoked the crack and is just ranting like a dipshit. That way when they don't let him see the kid he can keep pointing at everyone else and saying "look what you made me do!!" Except he has a kid now, so nobody gives a single shit about his juvenile antics anymore. So okay, go smoke more crack, crackhead.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

If he got Phoenix handed over to him this minute, within an hour he'd be taking the kid with him down to the Boardwalk so he could watch daddy smoke his 'medicine' with his 'friends'.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

watch daddy smoke his 'medicine' with his 'friends'.

one of those "friends" is his shaman which is just fantastic.
hes from persia which is strange, but i have a feeling this "shaman" from persia probably has some kind of "herbal" "medication" that he really enjoys
i know a lot of different types of herbal medicines all over the world have stimulants and psychedelics in them, because theres NO WAY hes just some spiritual guide
actually where the fuck is this shaman guy, Bam is fucking up HARD, is this shaman just his fucking dealer?

 

[Drowningman]

That video sure wont do him any good if he lives and gets clean in Custody suit
He screwed himself over with that masterpiece of video.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I really cannot wait for this asshole to die in a puddle of his own puke.

 

[marfusha]

That video sure wont do him any good if he lives and gets clean in Custody suit

We all know the chances of him getting clean are zero to none.

 

[Kulee Baba]

"And so does my fucking pep talkin Dad who tells me nothing but 'I'm a fat fuckin loser piece of shit drug addict fuckin loser."'

You're the best Phil Margera! For all I know Phil may just stay totally off camera because he's old and has health issues stemming from his morbid obesity but truly I hope Phil is the smartest one of the family and knows Bam gets off on the public feuding. Also props to Nikki for clearly listening to her lawyer and not engaging, she hasn't made a single post on her Instagram in a year. The only way to deal with a drug addict nutcase is to cut them off. Jess on the other hand just doesn't get that.


What Bam is going to do another year in Rehab? If the Florida vacation didn't help what will? What's the damn point? Totally rooting for #FreeBam and speaking of /ourgal/ BJ has a new music video!

Summer jam of 2023!
Edit: Evidence of why Jess annoys me so much:

As I wrote months before when the Bam Brother War broke out Jess was an idiot to think Bam wouldn't go full meth retard crazy when returning to Castle Bam. It's the equivalent to taking a compulsive gambler to Vegas! CastleJess despite Bam's junkie ranting is still CastleBam. Jess should take that ugly paining of Ryan dunn and throw it in the trashbin instead he uses it to get 31 likes from boring likeminded twits. Bam allegedly destroyed Jess's Billy Idol guitar well Jess should retaliate by removing all the gay Bam memorabilia! It will all inevitably go into a landfill one day CastleBam is not going to be the Millennial's Graceland.

But don't teach Bam that actions have consequences, nah it seems Phil and April wisely invested their son's money. Let Bam keep thinking he'll ever get another chance to see PHEONIX THE WOLF after David Glass inevitably has the judge BTFO Bam of all parental rights. I think Russel Greer could argue Nikki's case and win.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Why do these brothers insist on airing their families' dirty laundry out on the internet where everyone can see it?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Why do these brothers insist on airing their families' dirty laundry out on the internet where everyone can see it?

Trash people like to make sure everyone knows _they_ are the one who's put upon by the other. Like Spardot and Kirt