This whole thread is about Bam's resistance to growing out of his early 00's fuck you mom and dad phase. Skating is inherently a teenager's hobby/sport. To carry it over into adulthood seems strange to me. No offence to any of my radical dude bros.
Jesus christ not even a minute in and someones skating with a baby in their arms in a fucking dry canal....
It certainly isn't a sport for the middle-aged. I get if you're a 40 something who like riding around on a longboard, but most have no business shredding the gnar. Bit of a PL:
I never wished for a "gay" rating so hard in my life.
Lol get good pussy
Much easier to give up. Lol.
You got further than me, the only trick I ever learned on a skateboard was how to bust my ass but there was a period of time in my adolescence where basically everyone either skated or pretended to skate, probably from like 1999-2006 or so. We all wanted to record our own skate music videos but were fucking terrible at it so all I really recorded was my friend breaking his tailbone and being carted off by the ambulance while we made fun of him [after we made sure he wasn't dying].
As long as he doesn't relapse, cuck people out of a honest relationship, he might have a chance in redemption. Then again the ego with the bottle is there so only time will tell if he truly wants to help himself.
But it comes with a 1/100 chance to meet a middle aged alcoholic loser that was a b list celebrity 20 years ago who is too much of a pussy to hold himself accountable for his actions so he blames his friends and loved ones for his shitty life and lack of money and has used the death of his best friend as an excuse to be shit faced 24/7 for over a decade! Surely that alone is worth the $700 price tag?
Diamond Dallas Page has legitimately helped so many wrestlers get their bodies and minds back together, off the top of my head he basically saved Jake the Snake’s life by helping him kick crack and everything else Jake had been abusing and failed to quit since the 80’s.
I believe the former requires far less upper body strength than the latter.
If you think sarcasm requires any kind of energy you're as lazy as chris chan lmao.
I didn't say anything about energy. I just noticed that you typed out a breathless wall of text that was trying way too hard. Calm down.
I just hyperbolically spelled out how much of a loser Bam margera is to hammer home the fact that 89 retards have spent $700 for a bong with his signature on it and a 1/100 chance to meet said loser for what will definitely be an awkward encounter with a lazy unwashed middle aged man child who never mentally progressed past the age of 20. I loved Jackass when I was a dumb kid in the 2000s too but this is just stupid and Bam is the LAST of the main guys i'd want to meet.
