💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Rogowski said:
Pretty sure that's his retarded way of saying cellphone
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I figured that bro, I just thought a dude like him who pretty much had unlimited money coming in would be more well-versed with a language he was born to speak.

It literally just clicked in my head as I wrote the message: he is still in ways emulating Ville Valo.
 
Melony C said:
I mean Germans call it a handy 🙄
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That retard cant even speak German. I lived in Germany for 7 years back in the 90s, I already know. Them heavy ass brick phones one could use to mash someone's head in, and could get service in a fucking bunker.

Btw im from the balkans, and them people call it a MobiTel unless they lived in Germany as well, and they say HENDEE instead of handy.

Either way, fuck bam. I used to think this retard was cool when jackass and viva la bam was in its earlier stage. This faggot fuck shat on all his friends and is now acting like people are being asses by not wanting anything to do with him. Treated everyone like they were beneath him and now expects the same people to pull him up.
 
Rogowski said:
Who the fuck knows if he's lying or not but his track record for honesty and also IG ranting is not great.
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"Have you ever heard of a successful troll?"

Mmmmm, yeah Bam, I mean the Man in the Pickle Suit was pretty good all things considered. That being said, obviously our man here doesn't need anyone to prod at him for him to implode like a star.
 
Bam thread tax: Bam is fat and slowly evolving into his dad and I would not have sex with him

Since this topic always devolves into the other jackass cast I will throw my own tophat into the ring. I splurged on some meet and greet tickets for steve-os comedy tour. The comedy was pretty good, at some points it did get sad because this is a 50 year old man hurting himself and admitting he's doing it because he is an attention whore. You can tell he is slowing down a bit but still trying. My gripe is he is constantly talking about how he loves his fans and blah blah blah. I got an email only about two hours before the show that steveo changed his meet and greet time to an hour before the actual show. Like none of us have prior commitments or are traveling for the show. Over half the people in my section, who also paid for the meet and greet, were standing around obviously confused after the show waiting for the meet and greet. And then we all got kicked out and told we missed it. Great way to upset your audience. Haven't listened to his podcast or anything with him in it since.

Fuck you, I'm glad I bought a second hand wild boyz shirt for it and none of your shitty merch.
 
Touched.By.A.Bussy said:
Bam thread tax: Bam is fat and slowly evolving into his dad and I would not have sex with him

Since this topic always devolves into the other jackass cast I will throw my own tophat into the ring. I splurged on some meet and greet tickets for steve-os comedy tour. The comedy was pretty good, at some points it did get sad because this is a 50 year old man hurting himself and admitting he's doing it because he is an attention whore. You can tell he is slowing down a bit but still trying. My gripe is he is constantly talking about how he loves his fans and blah blah blah. I got an email only about two hours before the show that steveo changed his meet and greet time to an hour before the actual show. Like none of us have prior commitments or are traveling for the show. Over half the people in my section, who also paid for the meet and greet, were standing around obviously confused after the show waiting for the meet and greet. And then we all got kicked out and told we missed it. Great way to upset your audience. Haven't listened to his podcast or anything with him in it since.

Fuck you, I'm glad I bought a second hand wild boyz shirt for it and none of your shitty merch.
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I don't even follow his podcast anymore. If I see someone I like was on it, I'll queue up that episode - but I certainly don't keep track of it. I'll have to hear about appearances through the grape vine. Sanctimonious little prick needs a personality other than "I still do what I've always done but now I'm S O B E R"
 
California King said:
I don't even follow his podcast anymore. If I see someone I like was on it, I'll queue up that episode - but I certainly don't keep track of it.
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I used to do the same until I watched him interview the Trailer Park Boys. It was really obvious that he didn't bother reading up on the TPB lore prior to the interview and he kept annoyingly trying to get them to break character, which anyone who knows anything about the show knows they don't play themselves in public.

Also it was pretty bad when he went on Danny Brown's podcast a couple years back and didn't even know he was a rapper. Dude couldn't have even been bothered to google the name of the guy hosting the podcast he was going to be on.
 
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Rogowski said:
I used to do the same until I watched him interview the Trailer Park Boys. It was really obvious that he didn't bother reading up on the TPB lore prior to the interview and he kept annoyingly trying to get them to break character, which anyone who knows anything about the show knows they don't play themselves in public.

Also it was pretty bad when he went on Danny Brown's podcast a couple years back and didn't even know he was a rapper. Dude couldn't have even been bothered to google the name of the guy hosting the podcast he was going to be on.
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The Davinci Code guy raps?
 
California King said:
Sanctimonious little prick needs a personality other than "I still do what I've always done but now I'm S O B E R"
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The only nice thing was since he is so SUPER S O B E R they didnt have the usual two drink minimum at the club they usually do for other comedy shows. I usually do not drink but I did as my own personal fuck you to him for pulling the meet and greet stunt.

That Danny Brown podcast was actually painful. I never saw that before. He was so obvious in the fact he only wanted to talk about and pump himself up. No regard or respect for the host.
 
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