💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

It's official, Jackass is back this summer, but we don't have any news on if Bam is coming.

That said, the big issue with Jackass forever was Johnny and Steve-o being sober, and Bam being a danger to the others sobriety. Given Bam is sober, skating and on an upturn, what are the odds we can see our favorite Jackass again?


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It's official, Jackass is back this summer, but we don't have any news on if Bam is coming.

That said, the big issue with Jackass forever was Johnny and Steve-o being sober, and Bam being a danger to the others sobriety. Given Bam is sober, skating and on an upturn, what are the odds we can see our favorite Jackass again?


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Zero chance Bam shows up, also this is gonna suck balls.
 
Hopefully they'll make a token effort to invite him even if for a small appearance. I wouldn't want to see an extended periods of bam, or elderly jackass at all for that matter, but to not even try to give him an opportunity to appear would be pretty fucked since jackass owes so much of its existence to CKY.
Still the movies going to suck, the last one was genuinely depressing since everyone was so old and sober that the pain was no longer funny. Someone getting hurt, bouncing back and swearing is funny, someone silently lying on the floor almost dead isn't
 
Zero chance Bam shows up, also this is gonna suck balls.
i dont really care if it sucks, but it's a really really bad idea regardless because most of them act like war vets basically, and large contributor to drugs was for pain. its really stupid to put yourself up to further injury when they're all already getting old, and how tempting it would be to get something just to take the edge off stunts. it'd only be within reason if it was much more fear factor, "would you drink this gross shit or lose", bad grampa stuff, pranks, etc, but of course that'd be just half of a jackass stunt show without the being tossed off cliff shit. bam being there would be the least of the problems besides him actually planned for being there but late/not at all, they all know where to get drugs if they want them, i'm sure.

they've all come to terms with being more sober (steveos entire identity is basically now "i was a drug freak now im not give me money"), it's risky to the point of stupid to risk injuries possibly far more painful than they're already dealing with chronically. honestly with all the shit thats come out, if they wanted a project together again they should have just done something separate from jackass, again like bad grampa or some other type of screwing with people/areas. the dream would be with a sober/sober *for now* bam as like a jackass crew send off, which shouldn't really be for the money, just for fans and themselves.

but if they do fully go through with it, they're too fucking old, and if they just stick to "nah nah i still got it" while being told theyre fucking old, high risk of *bad* injuries. if they stick to lower risk stuff while just doing a normal jackass plan, it'd suck worse than doing something different. on top of most everything they could do being done prior, or rather, there's not much higher risk/crazy shit they could do, WHILE ALSO being old af and having weaker bones and healing, and being off drugs. steve o will probably find out real damn fast feeling shit with adrenaline on top makes crazy shit not so fun. all in all fucking stupid, should have just done a fun prank/anniversary film with unreleased content of them all etc, then at credits or post do a "ty to all you guys for coming/viewing and supporting us, we love you, wed've never been able to have so much fun without your support all these years, wish we could all have been here, im johnny knoxville, and this was jackass" *snot, tears, hugs, very emotional, you clap*
 
Hopefully they'll make a token effort to invite him even if for a small appearance. I wouldn't want to see an extended periods of bam, or elderly jackass at all for that matter, but to not even try to give him an opportunity to appear would be pretty fucked since jackass owes so much of its existence to CKY.
Still the movies going to suck, the last one was genuinely depressing since everyone was so old and sober that the pain was no longer funny. Someone getting hurt, bouncing back and swearing is funny, someone silently lying on the floor almost dead isn't
The last one reminded me of the Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary tour and not in a good way.

I wonder if they're gonna reshoot all the stuff they did in old man makeup twenty years ago.
 
Maybe they'll use young talent and play support roles.
They added like five 20 somethings last movie. I could see the old cast being more puppet master esque for the dangerous and painful stuff while sticking more to the safe fun prank territory.
 
Dont you talk shit about moist critical, reddit will lynch you.
I've heard the name but have no idea who that is. Sorry, nose always stuck in an old book. Toss your anger on me, i gotta drive 4 hours at 6am. I'm currently invulnerable to damage.
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o appear would be pretty fucked since jackass owes so much of its existence to CKY.
Still the movies going to suck, the last one was genuinely depressing since everyone was so old and sober that the pain was no longer funny. Someone getting hurt, bouncing back and swearing is funny, someone silently lying on the floor almost dead isn't
It's official, Jackass is back this summer, but we don't have any news on if Bam is coming.

That said, the big issue with Jackass forever was Johnny and Steve-o being sober, and Bam being a danger to the others sobriety. Given Bam is sober, skating and on an upturn, what are the odds we can see our favorite Jackass again?


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jackass was fucking gay in the 2000s. funny at times, sure
but that ship has long since sailed
 
Terrible idea. Didn't Bad Grampa do pretty well? I could see another idea like that being good, but I really don't want to see these old men doing stunts. The other problem was they younger people they brought on weren't interesting at all. If I remember right the woman ended up sperging out at fans.
 
I remember this game actually being pretty fun, too - especially the multiplayer. Get a few buddies gathered around the tube [well I still had one at that time, can't speak for anyone else] and crack a few cold ones, it was a good time. Nothing groundbreaking or earth-shattering, but amusing for a while. It got poor reviews, but I don't know why anyone would have expected it to push gaming into a new era of storytelling or whatever the fuck, anyway.
 
It's official, Jackass is back this summer, but we don't have any news on if Bam is coming.

That said, the big issue with Jackass forever was Johnny and Steve-o being sober, and Bam being a danger to the others sobriety. Given Bam is sober, skating and on an upturn, what are the odds we can see our favorite Jackass again?


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I don't think that at their age they can make another Jackass movie without at least some of them suffering serious lifelong injuries.
 
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