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Idle hands are the devil's play things. Bam is the only lolcow on here that I'm actually rooting for to get better.
Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow
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- Jan 31, 2021
It’s interesting, I used to think Steve-O would be the one to burn out/die first (especially The Downfall of Steve-O which TMI made me cry because he was so far down the hole) plus the sheer amount of physical abuse he put his body through.
fast forward: Steve-O is self aware, mentally healthy AND stable, sober, physically healthy, enjoying a moderately nice second wave career with YT because he’s not a massive piece of shit.
And Bam is here. Bloated, writing on napkins and drawing and coloring pictures of his next piss fetish- I mean stunt- while talking about going gay/incest burning bridges faster than he can even post.
I do feel bad for his wife because I’m sure she’s dealt with an immense amount of shit, but ultimately she’s an adult party. I feel bad for his son having to know this is his dad’s legacy and downfall immortalized.
and not that it matters but even was I was younger I picked up on the homo erotic undertones of Ville & Bam- he was always trying to skin walk him with the tattoos and putting heartagram symbols on his own merch. Chasing Ville like a puppy.
fast forward: Steve-O is self aware, mentally healthy AND stable, sober, physically healthy, enjoying a moderately nice second wave career with YT because he’s not a massive piece of shit.
And Bam is here. Bloated, writing on napkins and drawing and coloring pictures of his next piss fetish- I mean stunt- while talking about going gay/incest burning bridges faster than he can even post.
I do feel bad for his wife because I’m sure she’s dealt with an immense amount of shit, but ultimately she’s an adult party. I feel bad for his son having to know this is his dad’s legacy and downfall immortalized.
and not that it matters but even was I was younger I picked up on the homo erotic undertones of Ville & Bam- he was always trying to skin walk him with the tattoos and putting heartagram symbols on his own merch. Chasing Ville like a puppy.
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- May 27, 2013
I wish all my VLB DVDs didn’t get destroyed in the Hurricane.
I got all these crazy memories of them harassing Don Vito in a pirate ship and Raab laughing like a stupid idiot.
There were just many moments I thought were so cool and wished I could do it too.
Like taking an RV Trip to Mardi Gras or South Florida. Or creating your own miniature golf course or digging a tunnel in your old backyard.
All the other Jackass guys have realized they are past their prime. Jackass 4 is only being a thing to sell for nostalgia and to serve as a final Grand Finale since Bad Grandpa certainly isn’t that for the Jackass franchise.
But Knoxville, Steve O, Pontius and the rest are getting old. This includes Bam Margera but he won’t accept it.
He wants the hustle and the parties to keep happening.
I got all these crazy memories of them harassing Don Vito in a pirate ship and Raab laughing like a stupid idiot.
There were just many moments I thought were so cool and wished I could do it too.
Like taking an RV Trip to Mardi Gras or South Florida. Or creating your own miniature golf course or digging a tunnel in your old backyard.
All the other Jackass guys have realized they are past their prime. Jackass 4 is only being a thing to sell for nostalgia and to serve as a final Grand Finale since Bad Grandpa certainly isn’t that for the Jackass franchise.
But Knoxville, Steve O, Pontius and the rest are getting old. This includes Bam Margera but he won’t accept it.
He wants the hustle and the parties to keep happening.
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- Mar 29, 2019
inb4 Bam becomes the frontman for a HIM tribute band.
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- Feb 27, 2020
Bam has has apparently been off his meds since November and has finally gone to see a doctor about his bipolar disorder, but not before making a strange post alluding to his wife getting on OnlyFans.
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- Jun 13, 2016
Hmmm, she should definitely run with Bam’s brilliant idea and launch an OF as “A mom, but still hot”
Is he negging his own wife? I can’t tell.
I’m going to assume he just likes the idea of her having an OF because he’s always liked slutty trophy women to boost his own ego. It makes him look like a stud, totally not gay and definitely not in love with Finnish goth boys.
Flying Jew
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- Dec 22, 2020
I suspect the frontman of that band killed himself at age 27. Maybe Bam is planning for himself a similar fate? It's not the public or official story, but that band's last album was one long suicide note (the lyrics "forecast" the where and when of David Gold's death) and Bam creating some tribute to them isn't a good sign (and certainly not good music).
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- Feb 21, 2021
Off his meds for three-plus months? Yikes. With all his many health problems, unless he did it gradually (which I doubt) he could put himself in some serious jeopardy. Why is he not in a hospital/treatment program? Even if the treatment centers "suck" and "don't work", your pride or residual career shouldn't get in the way of suffering from sudden cardiac arrest.
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- Feb 3, 2021
Please Bam I like Woods, don't ruin that by associating the piss lyric with your queer fetish
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- Jun 19, 2020
Also, doesn't untreated bipolar cause brain damage?
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- Sep 30, 2014
Yes, it's mainly the manic states that can cause cerebral damage if they are not treated and extensive.
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- Nov 5, 2014
Bam finds a reason not to kill himself for anotherfew days as YouTube sensation Danny Duncan (who is, as he admits in the screen capped post, a Jackass clone repackaged as a dreamy ginger zoomer) sucks his dick on Instagram.
This is actually the smartest thing Bam could do without jackass, find influencers who are much more successful than he is and also idolize him and work with them.
Someone in Bam’s family seems to be on their deathbed and instead of privately contacting his family he posts this because I guess his mom won’t answer his calls.
Bam gives unsolicited advice to young girls on how to keep a man.
Bam had a bunch of posts from the other night at a punk show at a house in Echo Park but this one was most rant-filled so here ya go.
Bam was too lazy or literally retarded to write his own book so he got someone else to do it for him.
Bam uses an insincere post to wish fellow washed-up pro Guy Mariano a happy birthday to rant about how Johnny Knoxville sabotaged his pro skateboarding career by giving him bone spurs with thumbtacks. But he’s totally not mad guys, he even says so in the post. I also love the accidental confession by Bam that he sits around and watches reruns of his own TV show like a tweaked out Uncle Rico, reliving his glory days.
Interesting/autistic side note/rant: Weird that Bam chose to rant on a post wishing Guy a happy birthday because Guy is an extremely controversial figure in skateboarding himself, maybe more than Bam.
Guy was a very influential figure in the first wave of street skating and as a teenager was sponsored by Blind Skateboards which had him also on a team with a pre-Mallrats Jason Lee. Guy did great things on the board but never grew out of doing drugs, partying, and living recklessly and this culminated in 2000 when he began sleeping with the wife of another troubled pro skater turned actor, Justin Pierce.
Justin was best known for playing a Casper in the movie Kids and had just finished filming a role in Ice Cube’s Friday sequel, Next Friday which would’ve launched an entirely new career in movies for himself after the fact that he had established himself as a pioneer in east coast skateboarding by being an original team member for both Zoo York and the now-billion dollar empire of Supreme Clothing.
Unfortunately for Guy, he didn’t know that Justin had severe mental illness issues and when he found out his wife was cheating on him he hung himself in a hotel room in Las Vegas a short time before the release of Next Friday, the movie that was supposed to change his life. Guy went into hiding immediately and spent years doing heroin and to this day he isn’t welcome in New York City due to the on-sight beatdown orders that have been put on his head in every counterculture scene in NYC.
And here’s Bam, wishing this skateboarding pariah a happy birthday and crying about Johnny Knoxville ruining his career.
Bam sperging about his cypher passed off as a language:
This is actually the smartest thing Bam could do without jackass, find influencers who are much more successful than he is and also idolize him and work with them.
Someone in Bam’s family seems to be on their deathbed and instead of privately contacting his family he posts this because I guess his mom won’t answer his calls.
Bam gives unsolicited advice to young girls on how to keep a man.
Bam had a bunch of posts from the other night at a punk show at a house in Echo Park but this one was most rant-filled so here ya go.
Bam was too lazy or literally retarded to write his own book so he got someone else to do it for him.
Bam uses an insincere post to wish fellow washed-up pro Guy Mariano a happy birthday to rant about how Johnny Knoxville sabotaged his pro skateboarding career by giving him bone spurs with thumbtacks. But he’s totally not mad guys, he even says so in the post. I also love the accidental confession by Bam that he sits around and watches reruns of his own TV show like a tweaked out Uncle Rico, reliving his glory days.
Interesting/autistic side note/rant: Weird that Bam chose to rant on a post wishing Guy a happy birthday because Guy is an extremely controversial figure in skateboarding himself, maybe more than Bam.
Guy was a very influential figure in the first wave of street skating and as a teenager was sponsored by Blind Skateboards which had him also on a team with a pre-Mallrats Jason Lee. Guy did great things on the board but never grew out of doing drugs, partying, and living recklessly and this culminated in 2000 when he began sleeping with the wife of another troubled pro skater turned actor, Justin Pierce.
Justin was best known for playing a Casper in the movie Kids and had just finished filming a role in Ice Cube’s Friday sequel, Next Friday which would’ve launched an entirely new career in movies for himself after the fact that he had established himself as a pioneer in east coast skateboarding by being an original team member for both Zoo York and the now-billion dollar empire of Supreme Clothing.
Unfortunately for Guy, he didn’t know that Justin had severe mental illness issues and when he found out his wife was cheating on him he hung himself in a hotel room in Las Vegas a short time before the release of Next Friday, the movie that was supposed to change his life. Guy went into hiding immediately and spent years doing heroin and to this day he isn’t welcome in New York City due to the on-sight beatdown orders that have been put on his head in every counterculture scene in NYC.
And here’s Bam, wishing this skateboarding pariah a happy birthday and crying about Johnny Knoxville ruining his career.
Bam sperging about his cypher passed off as a language:
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- Jun 13, 2016
Bam reiterating he’s totally off drugs and alcohol on every other rambling IG post certainly has me convinced he’s a very good, very sober boy.
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- Jun 15, 2016
lol @ Jeffwonsong liking Bam's party pics
Gator, you missed this one of Bam posting his wife's snatch under repair. (will delete if not permitted here, just lmk)
Gator, you missed this one of Bam posting his wife's snatch under repair. (will delete if not permitted here, just lmk)
Tootsie Bear
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- Jun 24, 2014
What are all those bumps or bruises on her thighs? I guess Bam is in the run for the grossest Jackass.
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- Jun 13, 2016
I was going to ask the same thing? Does she have giant liver spots or discolorations all over her thighs? Wtf is that shit??
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- Feb 3, 2013
"Pusswah" is officially the worst slang for vagina I've seen.
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- Jun 13, 2016
Tackle box isn’t much better, but I’m guessing he calls it that because she’s got so much random pieces of metal stuck in it.
I’m sure shit like making IG posts reminding women they need learn to dress like outrageous goth strippers to keep a man from dumping them does wonders for his marriage too.
I mean look at all the work Bam has put into keeping fit and looking sexy. I’m sure his wife would never look longingly as a guy who’s not a fat piss drinking alcoholic pill head with walleyes and extreme body odor. Bam should write a book about how he manages to keep so sexy for his wife.
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This really grinds me, he's throwing Knoxville under the bus, Bam nearly gave up boarding once he got into Jack ass and VLB. Because it was way easier and made so much more.
Picture this, you're a great black smith, towards the end of the middle ages, you bust your ass you're cool when that shit is in, but a factory opens up.. you're still cool to lots but times are changing, someone gets you a sweet manager job in the factory. Big boost in life. Then you fuck up showing up to work late etc. Then you blame the guy who got you that job.
Bam was lucky enough to be "good" at something that was in, his tude etc brought him to light, he got into next fad blew up and then fell off due to Bam being Bam.
He needs to drop being bitter, he's gone to different countries, met so many people etc, all at age most of us are moving into our first apartment. Honestly, if he wants to stop being a fucking retard wreck he needs to focus on the good he had.
Till then he will be too much a bitter bitch to cope with his bi polar, drinking etc.
Picture this, you're a great black smith, towards the end of the middle ages, you bust your ass you're cool when that shit is in, but a factory opens up.. you're still cool to lots but times are changing, someone gets you a sweet manager job in the factory. Big boost in life. Then you fuck up showing up to work late etc. Then you blame the guy who got you that job.
Bam was lucky enough to be "good" at something that was in, his tude etc brought him to light, he got into next fad blew up and then fell off due to Bam being Bam.
He needs to drop being bitter, he's gone to different countries, met so many people etc, all at age most of us are moving into our first apartment. Honestly, if he wants to stop being a fucking retard wreck he needs to focus on the good he had.
Till then he will be too much a bitter bitch to cope with his bi polar, drinking etc.
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- Dec 6, 2014
Shame on you guys.
You have a thread on Bam Margera and DIDN'T start things off with the four-note musical sting that precedes every episode of Jackass?
Tsk, tsk.
You have a thread on Bam Margera and DIDN'T start things off with the four-note musical sting that precedes every episode of Jackass?
Tsk, tsk.