Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Rogowski]

It’s also a shame that MTV doesn’t usually put their shows on existing streaming services or have their own service.

Bam’s shows are probably still available on DVD or Blu-ray but I think only the most hardcore Bam fans would bother with buying physical copies of his shows in this current year. Most of the people who watched his shows were casual fans who would watch it if it was available but wouldn’t go out of their way.

I have no idea how payment works for cable shows streaming online but if it was anything at all it would be better than nothing. Then again, some of us remember Dave Chapelle recently asked everyone to boycott his show on streaming services because they weren’t paying him a red cent for any of it. Not sure if that is typical or special circumstances due to his infamous Season 3 freakout.

ETA: Holy shit this retard really is getting litigious over a contract he willingly signed.

 

[Mr Sister]

here's another article

Bam Margera Sues Paramount, Johnny Knoxville Over ‘Jackass 4’ Firing and Alleges ‘Inhumane Treatment’

Margera claims he was subjected to “psychological torture” by being forced to sign a wellness agreement to star in “Jackass Forever.”

www.indiewire.com

lol "being forced to be sober ruined his mental health and led to suicidal thoughts" ok bam

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He's currently suing Knoxville, according to TMZ.

Is the filing online anywhere, because it would be a hilarious read. He’s blaming them because he didn’t bother to run his “wellness agreement” by a lawyer and also compares himself to Brittney Spears?!? Fantastic

 

[Green Room]

He tested positive for Adderall, but would a drug test even be capable of determining the difference betweeen Adderall and Meth? Thats a question I don't want to enter into my search history, but from my limited understanding the two are chemically very similiar. I find it extremely hard to believe Bam was hanging out with Mr Meth himself, Andy Roy, and TK, described by those who interacted with him in Chicago before he killed that kid as a "meth addict", but Bam wasn't using anything harder than Adderall.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Is Bam Getting Better?

I thought so when I posted that video that arbitrarily had him.

It was probably some Yes Man that uploaded that video.

 

[Constellationzero]

It’s also a shame that MTV doesn’t usually put their shows on existing streaming services or have their own service.

Bam’s shows are probably still available on DVD or Blu-ray but I think only the most hardcore Bam fans would bother with buying physical copies of his shows in this current year. Most of the people who watched his shows were casual fans who would watch it if it was available but wouldn’t go out of their way.

I have no idea how payment works for cable shows streaming online but if it was anything at all it would be better than nothing. Then again, some of us remember Dave Chapelle recently asked everyone to boycott his show on streaming services because they weren’t paying him a red cent for any of it. Not sure if that is typical or special circumstances due to his infamous Season 3 freakout.

ETA: Holy shit this retard really is getting litigious over a contract he willingly signed.

Not surprising. Like most abject losers, Bam's somehow completely incapable of running his own errands, putting shoes on, or parenting his child, but when it's time to SOO, he can put pants on, wake up, and make it to the courthouse at 8AM and fill out/file paperwork??

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Is Bam Getting Better?

Nope. He's getting much worse now that he's filing a lolsuit for not being sober.

 

[Pringles Can]

He's currently suing Knoxville, according to TMZ.

"your honor, my client Bam Margera is suing Johnny Knoxville for not being able to be the biggest jackass, in the film jackass"

Seriously tho, I hope his lawsuit gets thrown into the dumpster by the judge.

 

[VelvetWeiner]

It says he's suing Knoxville, spike Jones, and Tremaine. How would a civil case even work with Tremaine's restraining order?

 

[Pringles Can]

It says he's suing Knoxville, spike Jones, and Tremaine. How would a civil case even work with Tremaine's restraining order?

he can always just have his lawyer do all the work. Now don't quote me, but I believe in suits like this a restraining order can be lifted while in the court house? Something about legal rights or some shit. Bam just can't contact Tremaine outside of court from what I understand.

 

[AfghanBlue]

lol, burzum tee in his rant vidyas.
just looking at that timeline.. i remember as a 14 year old kid in the early 2000s thinking his ville valo thing was fuckin lame...he 'developed bullimia' to copy him?
wow
wonder how much money you get for dr phil. it must be a shed. that said i bet they managed to con /the shining actress lady on for $200 at most
also, how does bam somehow have a dwarfs face now?


@Green Room RE the drug test adderall/meth discrep: the piss pot things tend to not know, so would a basic blood screen- you would have to lab it at further expense to check properly, usually; depends wether its worth ti or not. I assume the moneys there...but in terms of being contested, Adderall might be enough to get him in trouble anyway.
*this assumption is based off the way things work with opiates screening - you can bullshit that you've got over the counter co-codamol in your system, noooooot heroin, as both will show up as plain old 'opiate'- but i shouldnt think it would be to different with amps

 

[tyrannosaurus_chex]

Bam is a fucking spoilt brat. He has NO FUCKING REDEEMING QUALITIES! No mater how nice of a guy his dad is, or how cool a gal his mom was.
...His parents FAILED. Thier job was to raise him to be a decent human being. Bam is a POS as a human. He is probably a hellish nightmare as father. His wife is a total slut, but he is still ASS as a husband.

He is utter crap as far as being a decent man/father/human goes.
His laughable lawsuit against the Jackass movie only enforces this.

 

[Fannyscum]

Bam is a fucking spoilt brat. He has NO FUCKING REDEEMING QUALITIES! No mater how nice of a guy his dad is, or how cool a gal his mom was.
...His parents FAILED. Thier job was to raise him to be a decent human being. Bam is a POS as a human. He is probably a hellish nightmare as father. His wife is a total slut, but he is still ASS as a husband.

No arguing that Bam is an insufferable asshole but Jessie Margera seems relatively well-adjusted and Phil and April really do seem lovely. Maybe some eggs are just bad?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Bam is a fucking spoilt brat. He has NO FUCKING REDEEMING QUALITIES! No mater how nice of a guy his dad is, or how cool a gal his mom was.
...His parents FAILED. Thier job was to raise him to be a decent human being. Bam is a POS as a human. He is probably a hellish nightmare as father. His wife is a total slut, but he is still ASS as a husband.

He is utter crap as far as being a decent man/father/human goes.
His laughable lawsuit against the Jackass movie only enforces this.

I don't think you can really blame Phil and April for this. Nature vs. Nurture shows that Nature fucking wins out, at least in this case. Bam has been an unrepentant asshole all his life. His brother isn't anywhere like as fucked up as Bam is.

*edit* LOL of all the things to be ninja'd on. Props, @Fannyscum !

 

[Jack Awful]

No arguing that Bam is an insufferable asshole but Jessie Margera seems relatively well-adjusted and Phil and April really do seem lovely. Maybe some eggs are just bad?
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I think it was how Bam was encouraged to be as wild and do as many drugs as possible during his heyday. Addictions don't just vanish after your fame does.

 

[Pringles Can]

No arguing that Bam is an insufferable asshole but Jessie Margera seems relatively well-adjusted and Phil and April really do seem lovely. Maybe some eggs are just bad?
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This is the only explanation honestly. Bam and Vincent are/were the only 2 in that family that are beyond any help. Everyone else in the family are normal people who you would love to chat with. Those 2 are black sheeps taken to the max.

 

[tyrannosaurus_chex]

I don't think you can really blame Phil and April for this. Nature vs. Nurture shows that Nature fucking wins out, at least in this case. Bam has been an unrepentant asshole all his life. His brother isn't anywhere like as fucked up as Bam is.

*edit* LOL of all the things to be ninja'd on. Props, @Fannyscum !

You are 100% right...sometimes, nature just fucking fails and offspring become monsters

 

[Rogowski]

Not surprising. Like most abject losers, Bam's somehow completely incapable of running his own errands, putting shoes on, or parenting his child, but when it's time to SOO, he can put pants on, wake up, and make it to the courthouse at 8AM and fill out/file paperwork??

Implying that Bam actually did any of the leg work himself for this.

He probably knows a few Hollywood lawyers from his years in the business so he went to an office and bitched and moaned about poison cocksuckers while the lawyer quietly nodded at every increasingly retarded sentence he threw together and concluded the meeting by politely telling Bam in lawyerspeak that as long as he paid him he’ll file whatever lawsuit he tells him to. When I imagine his lawyer meeting I immediately remember this post of his he deleted:

The caption for this insane scribbling is A painting hung up today at my lawyers office of the “jackass contract”"

Paramount may settle this, either to avoid wasting time in court or (correct me if I’m wrong here, I don’t know shit about Hollywood contracts) issues that may possibly arise from Bam having a long track record of being authorized by a doctor to take Adderall.

I know that my employer cannot legally fire me due to medications I was taking that were legally prescribed by a doctor, not even the US military can tell you to stop taking Adderall if a doctor has prescribed it. What they can do is give enlisted servicemen and woman a blood test to test for drugs that can not only differentiate between Adderall and street speed but can also test levels of the drug to see if you were taking your recommended dose daily or if you were binging on it and going through a months supply in less than thirty days.

We need a lawfag in here to clarify things. Do medical protections not apply to Hollywood contract work or do they draw up clauses in the contracts to waive those protections for the actor in exchange for an acting opportunity?

Remember this is also Bam, who is also an addict. Who's to say if he actually had an Adderall prescription at the time, he's never mentioned being currently prescribed Adderall. During this rant for TMZ, pay attention to the language he uses and also what he doesn't say. At about 1:45:

"I've been on Adderall thirteen years, two a day at 20mg, and they don't want me to take it anymore. And I found myself sleeping all day. Well, I found a loose one in my car on my road trip and I took it."

• I've been using 20 milligrams of Adderall daily for 13 years
• They told me to stop
• It made me tired (this is normal when withdrawing from legal speed)
• “I found one in my car “ translates to i tore my car apart to find one because the doctor wouldn’t give me any.
• The word prescription is never mentioned, leading one to believe he wasn't prescribed the medication at the time.
• Drugs that are in your possession without a proper prescription are legally defined as illegal drugs. As far as the contract is concerned it was no different than failing a drug test for crack cocaine

TL;DR BAM MARGERA IS A FAT DELUSIONAL FAGGOT AND IS THE EMBODIMENT OF THE THEME SONG FROM ‘Malcolm In The Middle’
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[Hesa]

Is the filing online anywhere, because it would be a hilarious read. He’s blaming them because he didn’t bother to run his “wellness agreement” by a lawyer and also compares himself to Brittney Spears?!? Fantastic

Scroll down and it's at the bottom of this article.

Bam Margera Sues Paramount, Johnny Knoxville and Spike Jonze Over ‘Jackass Forever’ Firing

Bam Margera filed a lawsuit on Monday against Paramount, Johnny Knoxville and director Spike Jonze, alleging that he was wrongfully fired from the upcoming fourth installment of the “Jackass&…

variety.com

Or here.

DocumentCloud

www.documentcloud.org

 

[Mr Sister]

Implying that Bam actually did any of the leg work himself for this.

He probably knows a few Hollywood lawyers from his years in the business so he went to an office and bitched and moaned about poison cocksuckers while the lawyer quietly nodded at every increasingly retarded sentence he threw together and concluded the meeting by politely telling Bam in lawyerspeak that as long as he paid him he’ll file whatever lawsuit he tells him to. When I imagine his lawyer meeting I immediately remember this post of his he deleted:
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The caption for this insane scribbling is A painting hung up today at my lawyers office of the “jackass contract”"

Paramount may settle this, either to avoid wasting time in court or (correct me if I’m wrong here, I don’t know shit about Hollywood contracts) issues that may possibly arise from Bam having a long track record of being authorized by a doctor to take Adderall.

I know that my employer cannot legally fire me due to medications I was taking that were legally prescribed by a doctor, not even the US military can tell you to stop taking Adderall if a doctor has prescribed it. What they can do is give enlisted servicemen and woman a blood test to test for drugs that can not only differentiate between Adderall and street speed but can also test levels of the drug to see if you were taking your recommended dose daily or if you were binging on it and going through a months supply in less than thirty days.

We need a lawfag in here to clarify things. Do medical protections not apply to Hollywood contract work or do they draw up clauses in the contracts to waive those protections for the actor in exchange for an acting opportunity?

Remember this is also Bam, who is also an addict. Who's to say if he actually had an Adderall prescription at the time, he's never mentioned being currently prescribed Adderall. During this rant for TMZ, pay attention to the language he uses and also what he doesn't say. At about 1:45:



[*]I've been using 20 milligrams of Adderall daily for 13 years
[*]They told me to stop
[*]It made me tired, as is normal when withdrawing from legal speed
[*]I "found" "one" in my car and ingested it despite knowing full well it was in violation of my agreement with Paramount
[*]The word prescription is never mentioned, leading one to believe he wasn't prescribed the medication at the time.
[*]Drugs that are in your possession without a proper prescription are legally defined as illegal drugs. As far as the contract is concerned it was no different than failing a drug test for crack cocaine

lol that picture is gold. The 2 recreationally abusable drugs were the ones he said were helping. Even in normal prescribed doses they make people high