Brazil Q&A

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I keep hearing dead baby jokes about Brazil. What's up with that?
 
Jeez, you'll need to be more specific, we're kinda busy getting the babies out of our dumpsters over here!

...more seriously, it's because unfortunately, there's a high infant mortality rate in Brasil. And by that I mean babies are killed. Or little kids. It shows in the news often enough to be depressing.

Still, what's the jokes you've been hearing?
 
Oh man, it's been a while since I have visited this wonderful thread full of Hue.

I want to build in something that @A Random has said about our transportation systems.

As the country started to build itself more as a industry, I think around the early-to-mid 1800s, we had to develop a system to deliver our goods around the country. Trains was supposed to be our ideal transportation system: it would be faster and more organized than barely functioning wagons on poorly-maintained roads. The project started going, and we even created the São Paulo Railway, one of our first railroads to connect both the country and the coast.

But like always, we are great with finances, and obviously we needed to borrow some money. I am not sure, but I think most countries refused to give us money, and then we asked the US.

They were pretty happy and all, but they had one condition: we build highways instead of railroads. The gosh darn Yankees wanted to sell their automobiles. As I mentioned before, this kind of transportation sucks for a big and diverse (terrain wise) country like ours. Of course, we had to accept because we are nerds who can't even fucking board. This decision still hampers our economic growth, even today.

The moral of the story is that we are gay and we can't do anything without sucking gringos' dicks ;_;
 
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Oh man, it's been a while since I have visited this wonderful thread full of Hue.

I want to build in something that @A Random has said about our transportation systems.

As the country started to build itself more as a industry, I think around the early-to-mid 1800s, we had to develop a system to deliver our goods around the country. Trains was supposed to be our ideal transportation system: it would be faster and more organized than barely functioning wagons on poorly-maintained roads. The project started going, and we even created the São Paulo Railway, one of our first railroads to connect both the country and the coast.

But like always, we are great with finances, and obviously we needed to borrow some money. I am not sure, but I think most countries refused to give us money, and then we asked the US.

They were pretty happy and all, but they had one condition: we build highways instead of railroads. The gosh darn Yankees wanted to sell their automobiles. As I mentioned before, this kind of transportation sucks for a big and diverse (terrain wise) country like ours. Of course, we had to accept because we are nerds who can't even fucking board. This decision still hampers our economic growth, even today.

The moral of the story is that we are gay and we can't do anything without sucking gringos' dicks ;_;
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Hey, why did Organic Fapcup agreed with this? Step it up, português!
 
So, any question about the city with more cars than people, São Paulo?
 
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