Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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How long will Revolution 60 come to Steam?


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The fact that Wu doesn't even understand characters, motivations and general ideas in a book series that is intended for children/early teens fills me with immense joy.
It must really confuse her to see Hermoine not being an unpleasant bitch to everyone around her.
 
It must really confuse her to see Hermoine not being an unpleasant bitch to everyone around her.
"Listen, Ron, Harry, we're going to do this exactly as I've said and don't you even think about belitteling my plan just because I happen the the 1/3 of our group that has a vagina!", Hermione all but screamed at her two friends.

Ron, trying to calm her down, put on his robe and wizard hat 'I'm the lovable retard that will eat almost anything' look, and said "Well, sure 'mione, it's not like we don't go along with most of your ideas anyway because they usually turn out to be correct."

"Yeah, and you also know spells that both of us don't so you're an invaluable part of the team.", Harry agreed swiftly.

"AND DON'T YOU MEN EVER FORGET IT!"
 
The fact that Wu doesn't even understand characters, motivations and general ideas in a book series that is intended for children/early teens fills me with immense joy.
Why is this a surprise to you? You've seen the Rev60 gameplay right? Brianna doesn't shit about making a narrative work. Characterisation is a handful of shorthand traits that get applied at the start and do not change. Everyone is designated a role from the beginning and cannot move away from that. Holiday is the heroine no matter what she does.

It must really confuse her to see Hermoine not being an unpleasant bitch to everyone around her.
She's probably just angry that Hermione doesn't fuck up everyone with her magic, make a snarky quip and then bitch at all the other heroes for being useless. That's how Brianna would have written it, which is obviously the correct way.
 
Why is this a surprise to you? You've seen the Rev60 gameplay right? Brianna doesn't shit about making a narrative work. Characterisation is a handful of shorthand traits that get applied at the start and do not change. Everyone is designated a role from the beginning and cannot move away from that. Holiday is the heroine no matter what she does.
No no, I totally get that and it's not a surprise at all. It's just so satisfying seeing Brianna "I was a real Journalist" Wu scrambling to make sense of a fiction story that involves actual wizards that go to school in a castle somewhere up in Scotland and failing completely while grafting some weird janky social justice influence to the narrative.

It's not the most complex story that has ever been told and still Wu doesn't get it.
 
No no, I totally get that and it's not a surprise at all. It's just so satisfying seeing Brianna "I was a real Journalist" Wu scrambling to make sense of a fiction story that involves actual wizards that go to school in a castle somewhere up in Scotland and failing completely.

It's not the most complex story that has ever been told and still Wu doesn't get it.
It's also a story that's been told many times before, at least structurally. Harry Potter follows the structure of the "Hero's Journey" closely. And there's nothing wrong with that because it works, just like it's worked for so many other storytellers throughout human history.

Then again, I don't expect Wu to know anything about narrative philosophy or who Joseph Campbell is. If she did, maybe her writing wouldn't be so atrocious.
 
-Wu's franchise was a critical and commercial flop, Harry Potter was an enormously successful pop culture phenomenon.

What franchise?Brianna has one shitty iOS game based after characters she recycled from her shitty college newspaper comic and has them in shitty Mass Effect cosplay attire... speaking of which...

Never mind about how cloth works, John, you don't know how women work.

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So... "Boob Sock" is bad...

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...but having a one character clad in a leather gimp suit straddle a motorcycle (and making no mention of Holiday's new "boob chest armor" design)... that's no problem. Mmkay.
 
What franchise?Brianna has one shitty iOS game based after characters she recycled from her shitty college newspaper comic and has them in shitty Mass Effect cosplay attire... speaking of which...



So... "Boob Sock" is bad...

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...but having a one character clad in a leather gimp suit straddle a motorcycle (and making no mention of Holiday's new "boob chest armor" design)... that's no problem. Mmkay.
Jesus Holiday, that hairline…

Gotta appreciate the realism of R60, Holiday is a very accurate representation of a tranny failing to pass.
 
You know, just a bunch of engineers sitting around chit chatting about engineer stuff, as engineers do.
Did you know that Brianna Wu is one of the most harassed women in tech? Here are some twitter posts to prove it. What does of that have to do with brick laying? Nothing, why? Hey, why are you all straight white guys? This is just awful, you need to get some black lesbians to make your brick laying machine better.
 
Not that i want to defend Bioware but Hepler left a while back because of muh harrassment and GAMERGOOBERS! The fact that she was ever hired in the first place is a black mark against them though.
The dude now getting attention, Heir? Meir? Something like that... He does nothing but complain about white people. So, it's not like they moved up in any way.
 
What franchise?Brianna has one shitty iOS game based after characters she recycled from her shitty college newspaper comic and has them in shitty Mass Effect cosplay attire... speaking of which...



So... "Boob Sock" is bad...

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...but having a one character clad in a leather gimp suit straddle a motorcycle (and making no mention of Holiday's new "boob chest armor" design)... that's no problem. Mmkay.

Actually, that kind of design isn't unusual for modern armor, but not because boobplate. It's designed that way to be better able to dissipate the kinetic energy of a projectile. Curved and angled surfaces resist impacts better than flat ones. So I'll actually give Wu that one.

The fact that Valentina's chest is showing massive cleave 24/7 though, completely undercuts any argument Wu makes, as does Minuete's miniskirt.
 
Hey hey hey! That's an insult to Mavis Beacon. Those programs actually scaled for challenge, and the typing instructor was a Haitian woman. Revolution 60 is more like Microsoft Excel: Neon Edition.

After I nearly flunked typing class, that shit turned me from a two finger spastic to a 110+ wpm machine gun typist.
 
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