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If we're complaining about unrealistic clothing, can someone remind me what the character of Revolution 60 wears? It's a loose, flowing clothing like a burqa, right?
Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES
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I was waiting for her to sperg about how rev60 basically has the same models and lighting, and it's only missing on textures and materials. Everything else, game-wise, is pretty much identical, except of course Rev60 has real-consequences.
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Sometimes I forget that Wu actually has no concept of reality.
How many planets can you visit in No Man's Sky Wu? 18 quintillion Wu, how long do you think it would take a team of artists to design that many planets?
Speaking of which how many planets can you visit in Rev 60 Wu? And how long has that taken to port (let alone make) compared to how long it has taken to make No Man's Sky?
How many planets can you visit in No Man's Sky Wu? 18 quintillion Wu, how long do you think it would take a team of artists to design that many planets?
Speaking of which how many planets can you visit in Rev 60 Wu? And how long has that taken to port (let alone make) compared to how long it has taken to make No Man's Sky?
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Love the solidarity between indie devs, bitter much...even if no mans sky is flawed its sheer scope and ambition should be applauded. Im assuming rev 60 will be as equally ground breaking, and on the front of every major gaming website..
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I've seen a world that's almost entirely water, a gaseous dry world full of magma, a green almost radioactive planet with poison rain...fuck you and your "same planets with shifted colors" bullshit, Wu. I doubt you've left the solar system you spawned in.
Oh, and Rev60 looks like an anime rave puked all over a Gmod map. You've got no ground to stand on when it comes to colors.
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Just bear in mind that this is someone who had to be mansplained to before she discovered the "go faster" button.
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Yup, gotta comment on the new vidja.
Has Wu convinced himself that this is, like, a job? A responsibility?
Because he never plays any of these games to even half-completion...It's just a few all-nighters of Nyquil, Oreos, Twitter sperging, and "Frank? FRAAAAANK! Your Spacekitty's out of cigarettes!" and then the regular lapse into irrelevance. Parrot the SJW consensus opinion with perhaps a bit more venom, owing to John's jealousy when anyone releases a fun-to-play, well-designed game....which all the money and time in the world will NEVER allow Wu to do himself.....and then back to Twitt-baiting.
Eat shit, John.
Oh, and while we're on the topic of sentient assholes:
"Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard.
This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell.
This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called “The Better ‘Ole” that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, “Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?”
“Nah I had to go relieve myself.”
After a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time.
Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and started eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: “It’s you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we dont need you around here any more. I can talk and eat and shit.”
After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpole’s tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous — (did you know there is a condition occurs in parts of Africa and only among Negroes where the little toe amputates spontaneously?) — except for the eyes you dig. Thats one thing the asshole couldn’t do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldn’t give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, and there was no more feeling in them than a crab’s eyes on the end of a stalk."
....If John's face is his evolved, chattering asshole....does that mean that the SnarlTic (TM) is actually his sphincter-clench?
Makes so much more sense now!
Has Wu convinced himself that this is, like, a job? A responsibility?
Because he never plays any of these games to even half-completion...It's just a few all-nighters of Nyquil, Oreos, Twitter sperging, and "Frank? FRAAAAANK! Your Spacekitty's out of cigarettes!" and then the regular lapse into irrelevance. Parrot the SJW consensus opinion with perhaps a bit more venom, owing to John's jealousy when anyone releases a fun-to-play, well-designed game....which all the money and time in the world will NEVER allow Wu to do himself.....and then back to Twitt-baiting.
Eat shit, John.
Oh, and while we're on the topic of sentient assholes:
"Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard.
This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell.
This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called “The Better ‘Ole” that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, “Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?”
“Nah I had to go relieve myself.”
After a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time.
Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and started eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: “It’s you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we dont need you around here any more. I can talk and eat and shit.”
After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpole’s tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous — (did you know there is a condition occurs in parts of Africa and only among Negroes where the little toe amputates spontaneously?) — except for the eyes you dig. Thats one thing the asshole couldn’t do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldn’t give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, and there was no more feeling in them than a crab’s eyes on the end of a stalk."
....If John's face is his evolved, chattering asshole....does that mean that the SnarlTic (TM) is actually his sphincter-clench?
Makes so much more sense now!
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No Man's Sky is awesome. Fucking Wu thinking he even remotely has the background to say anything about what actual game devs have put out. He got bored with it quickly because there were no Feminist War Culters to carry him through the initial grind or any pay options.
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It's a game made by four people with mass appeal that actually came out on a home console even though it was delayed so they could add more and polish it.
Of course Wu is salty, it's everything she thought Rev60 would be for her.
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Stab your eyes and you've seen all of Rev60, what's your point John?
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Mass Effects had tons of extremely lazy copy pasted side content. Besides Bioware isn't some aspiring indie studio of three people and a gerbil. Even if their animation quality and constant asset and personality recycling might lead you to think otherwise.
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Mass Effects had tons of extremely lazy copy pasted side content. Besides Bioware isn't some aspiring indie studio of three people and a gerbil. Even if their animation quality and constant asset and personality recycling might lead you to think otherwise.
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Bioware is the SJW's wet dream. They bend over backwards to please the progressive crowd and wilt at the slightest criticism from those figures. They have no problems sacrificing gameplay for yet more boring dialogue. There's literally a person on the team who hates playing video games and reckons you should be able to fast-forward through combat.
Wu's dream is (was?) for SpaceKatStudios to become the next Bioware, but alas, it failed, because BioWare at least initially started with designing great games. Either way, she'll worship them forever.
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Not that i want to defend Bioware but Hepler left a while back because of muh harrassment and GAMERGOOBERS! The fact that she was ever hired in the first place is a black mark against them though.
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Did John just literally pull the "and everyone stood up and applauded" card?
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So Wu is saying that he has stood up and applauded when in front of huge crowds of people? Brilliant woman in tech, everyone.
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I think that has less to do with being applauded to, but because the person got the overwhelming sensation that they accomplished something great and because of that all their hormone levels were through the roof.
That having said, I don't thing a single thing Wu has accomplished you could even call 'good'.
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Cutting his cock off saved humanity from ever having offspring from this weird thing.
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They both homage the same Bruce Lee fight scene and the same studio did both.
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And people say GamerGate never achieved anything.
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