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How on earth did you manage to get all that without using your back channels, taking legal action against the catholic church and having your people breaking into the offices of the adoption agency?
I would not be shocked if that's John's next lie: "OMG YOU GUYS I FOUND OUT MY MOM IS JEWISH! MY MOM GAVE ME UP BECAUSE MY FATHER'S PARENTS DID NOT WANT HIM MARRYING A GENTILE! TIME FOR ME TO FILE FOR ALIYAH SO I CAN LIVE IN THE LAND OF MY ANCESTORS!"He might have delusional hopes that somehow he had some jewish ancestry because of how deeply he feels connected to israel. It's like he paid money hoping to prove his jerusalem syndrome.
Hear me out: Pretendian John.I would not be shocked if that's John's next lie: "OMG YOU GUYS I FOUND OUT MY MOM IS JEWISH!
Only for John to never get it since he has ZERO Hebrew ancestry to prove it to the state of Israel, and then he'll memoryhole it just like he does to with all his other lies that conflict with whatever narrative he is spinning that day.
"I will die inside" - oh shut the fuck up John. Except that he's making all of this up. This is a bizarre level of lying even for John, like why?
“My biological father totally was so impressed that his DAUGHTER is such a sexy accomplished WOMAN IN TECH (no thanks to him ABANDONING ME) that he was STUNNED INTO SILENCE! He totally did not hang on up and block me as a prank caller! HONEST!”John's fabricated story of the day.
Just 24 hours earlier it was suppsoedly impossible to locate this person.
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Just you wait until great, great, great-Uncle Firebolt hears about this!“My biological father totally was so impressed that his DAUGHTER is such a sexy accomplished WOMAN IN TECH (no thanks to him ABANDONING ME) that he was STUNNED INTO SILENCE! He totally did not hang on up and block me as a prank caller! HONEST!”
And then the ghosts of Madam Curie and Ada Lovelace showed up and applauded.
John's fabricated story of the day.
Just 24 hours earlier it was supposedly impossible to locate this person.
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This does happen (maybe not in America but might be there too) and it's linked to human trafficking etc. John is obviously not a victim of that, and this claim from him could get him in serious trouble if proven false.An adoption facilitator is not allowed to pay for a child in any way, outside of basic childcare services to the mother. If the church were found out to be doing this (because surely John wouldn't have been the only case), they would have been in serious legal trouble, and that would have definitely made the news, and probably brought up countless times since then by fedora-tippers with an axe to grind. Of course, no record of this happening exists.
Yes, how could anyone but a rabid TERF figure out 6'4 Sasquatch John is actually a male. Such a mystery!It was a totally mystery until John made his coming out YouTube video. Nobody could have possibly figured it out before then.
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"it worked out great for me"
Did it though John?
You are scientifically illterate chronically unemployed internet laughing stock who lives iin complete denial of reality and you act completely unhinged online.
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Sure there is. Especillay when reality dictates that you are a MAN.
Moreover, this proof random stranger you are stalking has no obligation to particpate in your delusions.
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Crying over a story that you obviously fabricated yourself is not a sign of good mental health.
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A far more realistic version of this story is that John tried to contact Dr. Joel and Laura. Laura refused the phone call so she "died" for purposes of the story. Dr. Joel let John ramble on for a few minutes before finally hanging up on him which brings us to the chapter John wrote today.
This is 10,000 times more plausible than the bullshit John has been tweeting.
Looks like we are heading into a brand new chapter where John cosplays as a breast cancer "survivor."
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I don't know why he's worried about anyone hunting down his family, what with how they live in Canada and you totally wouldn't know them, honest.John is already making excuses for why his imaginary "family" has to remain a secret.
Ironically, a man who is stalking and harssing strangers professes concern about stalking and harassment by strangers.
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