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Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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No no, he would like to receive money to spread the good Wurd and if a jew is offering up crypto-shekels if Wu gave up the address to his wallet...
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I am happy that John is enjoying this new fictional relationship with the voices in his head.
Would one of their names happen to be Natalie O'Brien Kermit?
Would one of their names happen to be Natalie O'Brien Kermit?
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John’s tweets remind me of when your kid tells you after a long ass day about the dollhouse drama they’re narrating after they’ve been rambling on your kitchen floor for an hour and your eye is twitching. Yes dear, very good, happy ending that’s great and the bad guys were foiled again!
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“Yes, I totally have a family now, but I will not be providing any details or mentioning them ever again.” This is such a bizarre lie, and I can only assume that he is both bored and lonely to come up with such a fanciful and elaborate tale.
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Or Kara Milovy?
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It becomes an even crazier lie when you remember that it all started despite John not even being adopted in the first place and there being very public records showing as much. But I do always find it funny when a bad chronic liar tries to pull the "I don't want this to be public" line after spending several weeks being as public as possible, including listing totally real quotes and details from the not at all made up adoption records that totally record stuff like that.
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I thought Frank has rich parents? Not sure why I thought that though.
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John's biological family is moving to Jupiter soon, no one will ever see them again. It's so sad
There's not a colon prep in the world that can make John less full of shit so the colonoscopy is off the table
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He has at least been consistent in telling this lie even after his birth announcement, as the child of his actual parents, has been public for literally years.
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Then they died on their way back to their home planet.John's biological family is moving to Jupiter soon, no one will ever see them again. It's so sad
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as prolific liars get older, they're less able to keep track of the implications of their lies and so they tell stranger tales with more frequency. they're also decades deep in self-deception by that point because they can't turn the habit off, even when it would be beneficial. At the end stage it looks like joe biden going on and on about corn pop and colored children marveling at his leg hair at a swimming pool, just completely comfortable saying the weirdest shit in front of strangers.
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I just want to remind everyone of the entirety of John's adoption saga, because I think putting it all in order really shows just how ridiculous his lies get.
Before we start, here's John's birth announcement:
Is this necessarily proof that John wasn't adopted? Not ironclad proof, no; it's possible that they could have adopted him as an infant and then claimed to be his birth parents, though that would almost certainly raise questions too (like how Laura gave birth without ever showing pregnancy), and announcing it in the paper would be weird. But outside of direct confirmation, this is as good as we'll get.
His lie that he was adopted is nothing new, with posts going years back claiming as much. Just searching for "adopt" in this thread will give plenty of examples, like this one from 2020 where he claimed solidarity with Rey Star Wars because he was adopted, or this one from 2021 where he bemoaned getting disowned for coming out, back when he was still pretending he was a true and honest woman and his "coming out" was because he was bi.
He also can't keep his story straight about how good or bad his childhood was. On the one hand, his parents were super supportive of his tech ambitions and even got him a Net Yaroze so he could make PlayStation games (potentially plausible since it did release in the US, but unlikely since it was mail-order only), not to mention dropped $200k on his failed animation studio. On the other hand, his parents were cruel far-right Christofascist sadists who beat John any time he flounced about like a faggot (I can at least believe they told him to knock off the gay shit). They're Schrodinger's parents, a superposition of loving and cruel that only collapses into one or the other when John opens his mouth.
(On a side note, be sure to read that old bio of John's in the first link in the previous paragraph. See how far you can get before you start laughing in disbelief.)
With that background out of the way, we can begin with the current adoption sob story. Back in November, John started planting the seeds for this tall tale by claiming that he was going to pay back the Catholic Church's "ransom money" to find out the details of his birth parents, as well as discussing the heartbreak he'll feel if they reject him for being a tranny. Dramatic, much? As I discussed in the post right below, adoption agencies are not allowed to pay for children, with only basic support for the mother allowed. Furthermore, the church would not have the only records, the state would as well, and there is literally nothing stopping an adoptee from finding the information out themselves, certainly no "ransom payment."
But John doesn't let such silly things as facts and logic get in the way of a good lie! In January, he claimed to order an Ancestry DNA kit. This led up to his proclamation at the end of the month where he declared that, after another holiday season spent with only the screaming chink for company, he was going to do something about his lack of family. According to John, he took a DNA test and was working to unseal his adoption records so he could find his birth family (as mentioned, there is no "work" on the part of the adoptee aside from just asking about it; I also need to reiterate he's not adopted). If it didn't work out, he stated his intention to get any family to take him and Frank in as their own, saying in a very not creepy way, "I want a life with a mom and sisters, and I am going to get that one way or another." Families of Massachusetts, don't invite the Wendigo in, whatever you do!
The hits keep coming, though. First, John shares his first draft email that he's totally going to send to his birth mom when he finds her, somehow managing to cram a metric fuckton of cringe into only a few sentences. His second attempt was still full of lies but less cringeworthy, but it's hilarious how he was trying to be so sweet and nice to his (fake) birth mom when he'd already denigrated her for "throwing [him] away like garbage" and that "she just wanted all the cash from the adoption." Then he makes up a bunch of shit about his adoption records, with his (fake) birth parents sounding an awful lot like his "adopted" parents: same ages, happily married (weird that the record specifically said "happily married"), in the Navy. He also claimed that he was having to go through the Catholic Church to contact his (fake) birth parents which, as mentioned above, is not a thing. He also bemoans the fact that Ancestry doesn't know how to handle trannies, even though I'm sure it handles them fine if they stop lying about their sex.
On a side note, he also happened to be in Hattiesburg for a while in February. He was definitely a huge deal that everyone talked about while he was there. No, he will not post pictures of his trip that definitely happened, stop asking.
Back to his adoption lies, his next claim was that, not only did he have to work with the church to find his (fake) birth parents, he also had to get them both to sign notarized letters before he could get any information and meet them. How awful! Never mind that this is definitely not how the process of unsealing adoption records works; truly, being John Walker Flynt is suffering. More suffering awaits, though, as he finds out that he has British ancestry! The horror! But he also claims that the DNA test showed that he was definitely truly and honestly a woman, or at least has the biology of one; never mind that he's been fat many times in his life and cutting his dick off has not made him any more mentally sound, he's a woman, dammit!
But we finally get to the climax of the story, as John finally tracks down his (fake) birth parents! Sensing a need to up the drama, he concocts a story of how the church's records are "terrifyingly detailed," including actual dialogue between the two as they debated giving him up for adoption and how his (fake) mom stared longingly at him before letting him go. He claims they were poor and that was why they gave him up (keeping him "would have killed their marriage," he said, forgetting he previously stated they were happily married), despite the fact that his (fake) dad was in the Navy and they'd definitely have insurance through the military. Then he throws in another twist: turns out his (fake) birth mom died of breast cancer years ago, and now he'll never get to talk to her! Such tragedy! But oh, you want tragedy, just listen to how he describes those "obscenely detailed" records some more, between his family being so poor they couldn't afford to eat, let alone have a child; how the church will pay for everything if they give up their child; and their tragic and tearful "see you soon" as they leave. This shit would get laughed out of a Lifetime original movie's writer's room for being too ridiculous.
So his (fake) mom's dead, but what about his (fake) dad? Well, John claimed to have called him and dropped a bunch of bombshells on him at once, adding on another lie that his (fake) parents got divorced before his (fake) mom died, and his (fake) dad didn't know she'd died. Hey, they're not real people anyway, what's wrong with embellishing their fake lives some more? And also because his mom died of breast cancer and he just so happens to have that gene too (because, y'know, he's the most womanly woman to have ever womaned), he's also getting a mammogram done. Woe be to the doctor who has to deal with John Walker Flynt in his office (if it even happens).
That's great and all, but where's the proof? Surely John will actually post the paperwork and meet up with his biological family and proudly show the world that he really was adopted this whole time, right? Well, sorry to disappoint, but John will not be doing that. Not because the whole thing is a complete fabrication, no, but because he cares about his family's safety! After all, if anti-Zionist terrorists find out the actual family of John Walker Flynt, they'll go and murder them! Also, apparently he's so famous that his (fake) family recognizes him by name when he calls them, despite the fact that he has pretty much no profile outside of Twitter and the farms. But nope, he will simply not talk about them ever again because he's such a good person looking out for them, and not because they don't exist.
And with that, the Great Adoption Saga of 2026 comes to a close, with John weaving a ridiculously elaborate tale about people that don't exist, for no tangible benefit other than a few victimhood points for claiming to be adopted. I hope you enjoyed this look back at the insanity.
I would like to give one small addendum to a previous post of mine:
John William Walker (who I'll refer to as J.W. from here on to avoid confusion) is John's maternal grandfather, with Margie Kennedy Walker being his grandmother. Margie sadly died a year before John's birth, but J.W. died in 2017, aged 97. I found the obituary, and sure enough, only two grandchildren are listed, with John nowhere to be seen.
So for once, John wasn't lying when he said that he was left out of the obituary. However, the fact he was bringing this up in reference to his DNA testing was bizarre, as though this was a biological grandfather and not from his adopted family; after all, why would Ancestry DNA give you information about someone you're not even biologically related to? And it's not like he actually cared about this before, considering the fact that he could easily have kept tabs on his family and found out about his grandfather's death any time in the past ten years, so obviously it wouldn't have been a big deal for him to not be listed in an obituary. It's just another excuse for him to farm sympathy.
Before we start, here's John's birth announcement:
Is this necessarily proof that John wasn't adopted? Not ironclad proof, no; it's possible that they could have adopted him as an infant and then claimed to be his birth parents, though that would almost certainly raise questions too (like how Laura gave birth without ever showing pregnancy), and announcing it in the paper would be weird. But outside of direct confirmation, this is as good as we'll get.
His lie that he was adopted is nothing new, with posts going years back claiming as much. Just searching for "adopt" in this thread will give plenty of examples, like this one from 2020 where he claimed solidarity with Rey Star Wars because he was adopted, or this one from 2021 where he bemoaned getting disowned for coming out, back when he was still pretending he was a true and honest woman and his "coming out" was because he was bi.
He also can't keep his story straight about how good or bad his childhood was. On the one hand, his parents were super supportive of his tech ambitions and even got him a Net Yaroze so he could make PlayStation games (potentially plausible since it did release in the US, but unlikely since it was mail-order only), not to mention dropped $200k on his failed animation studio. On the other hand, his parents were cruel far-right Christofascist sadists who beat John any time he flounced about like a faggot (I can at least believe they told him to knock off the gay shit). They're Schrodinger's parents, a superposition of loving and cruel that only collapses into one or the other when John opens his mouth.
(On a side note, be sure to read that old bio of John's in the first link in the previous paragraph. See how far you can get before you start laughing in disbelief.)
With that background out of the way, we can begin with the current adoption sob story. Back in November, John started planting the seeds for this tall tale by claiming that he was going to pay back the Catholic Church's "ransom money" to find out the details of his birth parents, as well as discussing the heartbreak he'll feel if they reject him for being a tranny. Dramatic, much? As I discussed in the post right below, adoption agencies are not allowed to pay for children, with only basic support for the mother allowed. Furthermore, the church would not have the only records, the state would as well, and there is literally nothing stopping an adoptee from finding the information out themselves, certainly no "ransom payment."
But John doesn't let such silly things as facts and logic get in the way of a good lie! In January, he claimed to order an Ancestry DNA kit. This led up to his proclamation at the end of the month where he declared that, after another holiday season spent with only the screaming chink for company, he was going to do something about his lack of family. According to John, he took a DNA test and was working to unseal his adoption records so he could find his birth family (as mentioned, there is no "work" on the part of the adoptee aside from just asking about it; I also need to reiterate he's not adopted). If it didn't work out, he stated his intention to get any family to take him and Frank in as their own, saying in a very not creepy way, "I want a life with a mom and sisters, and I am going to get that one way or another." Families of Massachusetts, don't invite the Wendigo in, whatever you do!
The hits keep coming, though. First, John shares his first draft email that he's totally going to send to his birth mom when he finds her, somehow managing to cram a metric fuckton of cringe into only a few sentences. His second attempt was still full of lies but less cringeworthy, but it's hilarious how he was trying to be so sweet and nice to his (fake) birth mom when he'd already denigrated her for "throwing [him] away like garbage" and that "she just wanted all the cash from the adoption." Then he makes up a bunch of shit about his adoption records, with his (fake) birth parents sounding an awful lot like his "adopted" parents: same ages, happily married (weird that the record specifically said "happily married"), in the Navy. He also claimed that he was having to go through the Catholic Church to contact his (fake) birth parents which, as mentioned above, is not a thing. He also bemoans the fact that Ancestry doesn't know how to handle trannies, even though I'm sure it handles them fine if they stop lying about their sex.
On a side note, he also happened to be in Hattiesburg for a while in February. He was definitely a huge deal that everyone talked about while he was there. No, he will not post pictures of his trip that definitely happened, stop asking.
Back to his adoption lies, his next claim was that, not only did he have to work with the church to find his (fake) birth parents, he also had to get them both to sign notarized letters before he could get any information and meet them. How awful! Never mind that this is definitely not how the process of unsealing adoption records works; truly, being John Walker Flynt is suffering. More suffering awaits, though, as he finds out that he has British ancestry! The horror! But he also claims that the DNA test showed that he was definitely truly and honestly a woman, or at least has the biology of one; never mind that he's been fat many times in his life and cutting his dick off has not made him any more mentally sound, he's a woman, dammit!
But we finally get to the climax of the story, as John finally tracks down his (fake) birth parents! Sensing a need to up the drama, he concocts a story of how the church's records are "terrifyingly detailed," including actual dialogue between the two as they debated giving him up for adoption and how his (fake) mom stared longingly at him before letting him go. He claims they were poor and that was why they gave him up (keeping him "would have killed their marriage," he said, forgetting he previously stated they were happily married), despite the fact that his (fake) dad was in the Navy and they'd definitely have insurance through the military. Then he throws in another twist: turns out his (fake) birth mom died of breast cancer years ago, and now he'll never get to talk to her! Such tragedy! But oh, you want tragedy, just listen to how he describes those "obscenely detailed" records some more, between his family being so poor they couldn't afford to eat, let alone have a child; how the church will pay for everything if they give up their child; and their tragic and tearful "see you soon" as they leave. This shit would get laughed out of a Lifetime original movie's writer's room for being too ridiculous.
So his (fake) mom's dead, but what about his (fake) dad? Well, John claimed to have called him and dropped a bunch of bombshells on him at once, adding on another lie that his (fake) parents got divorced before his (fake) mom died, and his (fake) dad didn't know she'd died. Hey, they're not real people anyway, what's wrong with embellishing their fake lives some more? And also because his mom died of breast cancer and he just so happens to have that gene too (because, y'know, he's the most womanly woman to have ever womaned), he's also getting a mammogram done. Woe be to the doctor who has to deal with John Walker Flynt in his office (if it even happens).
That's great and all, but where's the proof? Surely John will actually post the paperwork and meet up with his biological family and proudly show the world that he really was adopted this whole time, right? Well, sorry to disappoint, but John will not be doing that. Not because the whole thing is a complete fabrication, no, but because he cares about his family's safety! After all, if anti-Zionist terrorists find out the actual family of John Walker Flynt, they'll go and murder them! Also, apparently he's so famous that his (fake) family recognizes him by name when he calls them, despite the fact that he has pretty much no profile outside of Twitter and the farms. But nope, he will simply not talk about them ever again because he's such a good person looking out for them, and not because they don't exist.
And with that, the Great Adoption Saga of 2026 comes to a close, with John weaving a ridiculously elaborate tale about people that don't exist, for no tangible benefit other than a few victimhood points for claiming to be adopted. I hope you enjoyed this look back at the insanity.
I would like to give one small addendum to a previous post of mine:
This was in response to John talking about how a grandparent died without his knowledge. It was only when I pasted John's birth announcement into this post that I realized it had info on Laura's parents, so I did a little more digging.
John William Walker (who I'll refer to as J.W. from here on to avoid confusion) is John's maternal grandfather, with Margie Kennedy Walker being his grandmother. Margie sadly died a year before John's birth, but J.W. died in 2017, aged 97. I found the obituary, and sure enough, only two grandchildren are listed, with John nowhere to be seen.
So for once, John wasn't lying when he said that he was left out of the obituary. However, the fact he was bringing this up in reference to his DNA testing was bizarre, as though this was a biological grandfather and not from his adopted family; after all, why would Ancestry DNA give you information about someone you're not even biologically related to? And it's not like he actually cared about this before, considering the fact that he could easily have kept tabs on his family and found out about his grandfather's death any time in the past ten years, so obviously it wouldn't have been a big deal for him to not be listed in an obituary. It's just another excuse for him to farm sympathy.
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Sure John, If you say so.
You mean exactly like you do with the Israelis?
You mean exactly like you do with the Israelis?
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Actually, they did.
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Perfect timing for a coda to my long writeup of John's adoption lies!Sure John, If you say so.
How do you know your (fake) birth mom never stopped looking for you, John? By your account, your (fake) parents divorced years before, so it's not like your (fake) dad would know this for a fact after falling out of touch with her to the point of not even knowing she'd died. Bet you forgot that little detail, huh? Oh, wait, I'll bet it's one of the many (fake) relatives you've now discovered who already knew who you were and proudly divulged every last bit of information about your (fake) dead mom, including her very thoughts! Of course, you won't actually provide any of these conversations, nor any proof of any of these people's existence, because they aren't real.
I find John's disdain for his actual family pretty disgusting, not only because of the many, many things they did for him to try and help him out before he cut them out of his life, but also because of how he paints such a vile picture of people who adopt children. Most couples who adopt do so because they want to give a child a family, and they love that child as much as their own. Going by John's stories, though, anyone who adopts is actually looking for a child to abuse and neglect in favor of their biological children.
Seriously, John, you are such an ungrateful piece of shit. You can't handle the fact that your family finally told you, after decades of unconditional support far greater than you deserved, that troon shit was a bridge too far. So instead of growing up and taking responsibility, you ran away, got your cock chopped, and constructed a wild fantasy about how they're not your actual family and that your real parents would have never treated you so badly (again, "bad treatment" means paying for your every whim for decades and only telling you no once). All they did for you, and you threw it away because you never stopped being a petulant child.
Remember that, John: you threw them away, not the other way around.