Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

ilovecornsyrup said:
The funniest scenario is that he claims his dad trooned out as well and uses this to validate himself as a T&H woman because he has the tranny gene or whatever.
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I don't think John would ever want anyone else to be able to claim to be Truest and Most Honest Tranny ever.
 
Sure John. Your imaginary dad totally affirms all of your delusions,

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His imaginary brothers and sisters have been huge fans John since Gamer Gate.

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These obviously made up stories would be slightly more plausible if John has even the tiniest ability to tone down his main character syndrome.

And you aren’t one.

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There is no such thing as “becoming a woman.”

You will always be an unstable gay man.

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There is no such thing as s”being a girl mentally.”

The male female brain bullshit has been decisively disproven.

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Not Dr. Evil said:
These obviously made up stories would be slightly more plausible if John has even the tiniest ability to tone down his main character syndrome.
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On the upside, this is more entertaining and engaging fiction than anything fatrick tomlinson has written.
 
Did John acknowledge Fauxlocaust Day?

And lol at being a woman. John, YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN.
Your thought patterns are stereotypically gay male.
 
FinnSven said:
Saying that any other members of this imaginary family don’t want to be spoken about on social media.

That way he doesn’t have to hire some people to play his imaginary siblings.
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While also spilling all the beans of the life of the wife of a an elderly man he never met(his supposed mother and father). He's keeping it private, you know.
 
FinnSven said:
Nice convenient cover there.

Saying that any other members of this imaginary family don’t want to be spoken about on social media.

That way he doesn’t have to hire some people to play his imaginary siblings.
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It's not like that's stopped him from naming and shaming every member of his actual family. I'm sure that Joel, Laura, Margie, and Warren would rather not be associated with the deranged psycho that they have the misfortune of being related to, but John is more than happy to bring them up at any opportunity to disparage them.

But this totally real and not made up biological family, people that he can't stop saying so many glowing things about? Nah, John's not gonna tell you a single fucking thing about them. No names, no pictures, nothing at all. Not because there's no way to prove the existence of people that don't exist, no, but because he really truly cares about their safety. Funny how he doesn't extend that same courtesy to the people who raised him and paid for everything he wanted for the first twenty-eight years of his life. It's almost like it's just a convenient excuse not to have to prove his lies.
 
The internet is the only reason John gets away with even whispering the word “heterosexual” lol every time I read his cope tweets I picture a gurning, twitching, mouth agape hunchback homosexual male with a stimulant problem. Once you’ve seen him in motion it emphasizes the masculine indignant nature of his copium. Women don’t sit around desperately listing their feminine qualities.
 
King Dead said:
But this totally real and not made up biological family, people that he can't stop saying so many glowing things about? Nah, John's not gonna tell you a single fucking thing about them. No names, no pictures, nothing at all. Not because there's no way to prove the existence of people that don't exist, no, but because he really truly cares about their safety. Funny how he doesn't extend that same courtesy to the people who raised him and paid for everything he wanted for the first twenty-eight years of his life. It's almost like it's just a convenient excuse not to have to prove his lies.
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This is the same bitch who kept crowing about being made the captain during fucking Space Camp.

Space Camp is not cheap, nor an experience 99% of the population will ever have. Johnny treated it like it was a fucking birthright.
 
His nasty part line gets me everytime.

John, men do not stare at you because you're attractive. They're wondering what a wendigo is doing at Boston Market.

Fred Sargeant says it best. Keep in mind that photo is John's best foot forward.

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Optimus Prime said:
Space Camp is not cheap, nor an experience 99% of the population will ever have. Johnny treated it like it was a fucking birthright.
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This whole "I was adopted" arc is just because he's still angry at his parents for finally cutting his funding at the tender age of 28 and told him to finally finish his degree. I can almost promise you that the whole "I'm a tranny" arc came from that he saw it as another opportunity to continue to squeeze money out of his family and that he needed another five years to finish college so that he could get his "gender dysphoria" treated. I don't even think his parents are transphobes (though having to deal with John would make anyone one), they just finally put their foot down.

Of course, he lucked out meeting Freaky Frank who for some god-forsaken reason has continued to fund his delusions. I don't even want to think what John does in return for this, but it must be nasty since Frankenstein chooses to entirely ignore his bizarre lies on Twitter.
 
I don't think John's ever met an adoptee, because they don't act like this. Then again, you could just as easily posit that John's never met a human, because humans don't act like him either.
 
Soup Sammiches said:
I'm fucking slow and all but did John use AI to write that first part? It just reads weird to me.
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Because it is weird. The phrase John is looking for is 'hand to god' which is the equivalent of 'I swear on the Bible'. I can only assume he's watching movies about the mob.
In popular culture, 'hand of god' often refers to the actions of an Argentinan soccer player who cheated in the World Cup. Maradona also had an inflated sense of self and a stimulant addiction.
 
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