Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

That's cool and all Bri, but the trouble is I seem to recall you bringing up your opponent's medical issues with alcoholism at least twice in fairly recent memory. I also seem to recall you bringing up your own issues with some kind of sleeping pill and the rehabilitation you required in a vain attempt to appear like a 'normal person', failing to realise the basic fact that most people don't have the luxury of tens of thousands of dollars gifted by their parents to spend on Ambien and a stay in rehab.

Yeah. I love how all of John’s attempts at humanizing himself seem to backfire in such spectacular ways. I mean, it’s never a surprise when they do, but it’s still a lot of fun to watch. I like when you see him say something that is obviously a set up for one of these moves and the you get to kind of watch it play out over time. You know the hammer is going to fall. But you don’t know exactly when.

He can’t seem to wrap his head around how a story about a hard-drinking local union guy who cleaned up his act, put himself through school, and then dedicated his life to public service plays a little differently than a carpet bagging middle aged tranny who’s never held down a job, got hooked on sleeping pills, chopped off his penis and who’s only income to speak of comes from rich parents, running grifts and a sexually deviant paypig.
 
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Turns out that as a young black girl, John Flynt was also training to be a concert pianist in between stints as space commander and going out in the scrapyard and fixing up old cars, are you fucking serious

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Where is the goddamn campaign

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"major Massachusetts college" is it so hard to type out Albert Einstein Community College by name

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Lol, Frank bought a shit digital piano for his trophy wife. I'm disappointed, honestly. I wanted to see a beautiful, brand new, Steinway rotting in their dog prison.

"After 25 years of Tekken, Street Fighter, and Mortal Kombat, the skill in memorizing and executing combos translates incredibly well to piano."

John is such a sped that he's never heard about improvisation. The shit that's widespread among piano players.
 
Turns out that as a young black girl, John Flynt was also training to be a concert pianist in between stints as space commander and going out in the scrapyard and fixing up old cars, are you fucking serious

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Where is the goddamn campaign

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"major Massachusetts college" is it so hard to type out Albert Einstein Community College by name

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Yeah, because a game controller has 88 buttons that all look and feel exactly the same.

Conversely, I can type 70+wpm and can't play fighting games for shit.
 
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Turns out that as a young black girl, John Flynt was also training to be a concert pianist in between stints as space commander and going out in the scrapyard and fixing up old cars, are you fucking serious

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Where is the goddamn campaign

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"major Massachusetts college" is it so hard to type out Albert Einstein Community College by name

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GODAMMIT JOHN WHY DO YOU LIE SO MUCH
Jokes aside I think that has always been the thing who's always amused me the most, how he says the most insane shit and gives literally zero shit about reality and just lies about everything and anything. Wonder who is worse in this aspect, Brianna or Amberlynn? Also this piano thing should definitely be added to that wu tall tales thread.
 
"After 25 years of Tekken, Street Fighter, and Mortal Kombat, the skill in memorizing and executing combos translates incredibly well to piano."

This is probably not the most autistic thing John has ever said, but good Lord it must be waaaay up there.

How dare you question Gamer Gurl and Concert Pianist John Flynt's expert opinion that simultaneously pressing two letters on a computer keyboard while glaring at a monitor and screaming is excellent training for performing Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No.1.

You are wrong.
 
You should put your trust (and money) in the loving arms of John W. Flynt instead.

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I don’t like the idea of having Wu’s ghoul hands all over my account and others, if Wu wasn’t so inept in programming and was running an actual campaign, he’d probably find a way to siphon out money by the cents.
 
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