Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

looks like a pretty standard PLAY ROOM for a spoiled 15 year old wealthy kid

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This is exactly what you'd expect to find in the basement of a pair of aging homosexuals who will soon be hosting parties for teenage boys from the neighborhood. After they add a swimming pool, the final step is a miniature railroad in the back yard for grooming the younger kids.

Sadly, all of that shit will be stolen before too long since John can't stop posting "Please Burglarize This House" tweets that include color photos and detailed descriptions of all the toys.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

The demonic RIGHT WING at it again with their murderous conspiracy theories that will get people killed! If only we lived in a world where we could agree on sensible FACTS, like how millions of unarmed blacks are blown away by the cops every year.

looks like a pretty standard PLAY ROOM for a spoiled 15 year old wealthy kid

Most fundamentally of all, it is the play room of a chronically-immature MAN.

 

[Particle Bored]

looks like a pretty standard PLAY ROOM for a spoiled 15 year old wealthy kid

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Meanwhile, the guy that actually pays the bills is working off a laptop on a cluttered folding table in the back corner of the kitchen.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Rounding off another 12 hour workday by simping for attention on a video game promotional account, just like all great political influencers do.

Powerful reframing John, when a man walks into a courtroom with his throbbing erect cock in hand and makes an allegation, he is instantly believed and gets everything he wants. At least that's how it works over here in Yemen, can't say for sure how things are on your end.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Rounding off another 12 hour workday by simping for attention on a video game promotional account, just like all great political influencers do.

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"I play it ever second I can!"

That's our Mississippi John. He writes and speaks like he's auditioning for the role of The Misfit in A Good Man Is Hard to Find.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Wu can't pass up the chance to brag about spending money.


There's also TWO MacPro's in the image, along with his threadripper/RTX 3090 wank pc.

Is this "office" just a LARP where Wu plays the creepy guy at the front desk of an arcade in the 80's and Frank is the little boy that wants some extra quarters?

 

[Water-T]

That's an office that screams, SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSWOMAN! and not STUNTED HOMOSEXUAL MAN-CHILD PROPPED UP BY SCREAMING CHINK MIDGET PAYPIG

 

[AnOminous]

That's an office that screams, SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSWOMAN! and not STUNTED HOMOSEXUAL MAN-CHILD PROPPED UP BY SCREAMING CHINK MIDGET PAYPIG

Gotta love the "gamer chair" that looks like something DarkSydePhil would rock back and forth in while begging for money.

 

[Norvic]

Wu getting rekt on reddit:

Of course she plays on casual. I don't know why I'd have expected anything else.

 

[King Dead]

Wu getting rekt on reddit:

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Of course she plays on casual. I don't know why I'd have expected anything else.

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Not that we needed any more proof of this, but this is a perfect showcase of John's speedrunning adventures. Sure, he'll put on a show of trying to get the best setup possible (like his tweets a few days ago about wanting an old-school CRT for minimal input lag), but he knows he can't actually compete when it comes to games with large and dedicated communities. So instead, he goes for any asterisk he can use to show how he's totally the best in the world.*

* At a game that was just released.**
** Or a game nobody's heard of.***
*** Or an obscure category nobody runs.

Regardless, he'll always play on the easiest difficulty if there's an option to do so, and his final results will always end up outstripped by other, better speedrunners. His precious SMB2 Peach Only All-Stars run that he was so proud of has been knocked out of the top ten, as six faster runs have been posted since his run. As for the only other game he's bothered to post a speedrun to, RE3make, he can't claim to be the fastest PS5 runner anymore, as there are now seven runs that beat his time in his specific Any% NG+ Console category, to say nothing of how his overall time is 130th (with many runners having multiple times on the board ahead of him). Two of those are on higher difficulties, even. In fact, one of those harder runs beat his time exactly one month later, so he only held that dubious "title" for a few weeks.

I can guarantee that if he decides to try speedrunning this Aliens game, he'll post a time, proclaim how much of a badass he is, and then never talk about it again as soon as more competent runners eat his lunch.

On a side note, I would like to point out that there is exactly one speedrun of Revolution 60 posted to the speedrun.com leaderboards, by good ol' SmegmaKing/EmptyHero. It's literally nothing more than just a shitpost stream of him beating the game that he posted to the leaderboards for shits and gigs.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

With just an evening of work, you'll be able to say you're the best in world at something!

Brianna Wu defined.

 

[Particle Bored]

Wu getting rekt on reddit:

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Of course she plays on casual. I don't know why I'd have expected anything else.

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"I've got all the recording equipment set up on my end."

So do they, John. It's a PlayStation game. It's integrated into the system. Welcome to 8th/9th gen console gaming.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I know this is going to be a tough one to jack off to, John, but I think you're up to the challenge.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

If Frank is standing on a table, is he still shorter than his gigantic homosexual roommate?

 

[Ravana]

Wu's become such a failure he lost his little subforum. RIP you gangly fuck

 

[discombobulate]

If Frank is standing on a table, is he still shorter than his gigantic homosexual roommate?

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This is just pathetic.

 

[MediocreMilt]

If Frank is standing on a table, is he still shorter than his gigantic homosexual roommate?

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Treating one partner as the "sidekick" is an unbelievably unhealthy way to live a marriage (other than tongue-in-cheek shit where both partners refer to their spouse as their sidekick).

Anyway, imagine being a male eunuch's sidekick. What are you doing, Frank. Single life can't be as bad as giving this (male) goblin your money to do frivolous shit with your money and then disrespect you publicly by calling you the "sidekick".

Yeah, Bri Bri is better known, but that's partially because he doesn't have to work, thanks to your money. You're the main character if you want it, Frank. Go get it, and take your remaining money and buy yourself a stronger, more endearing personality.

 

[Particle Bored]

Treating one partner as the "sidekick" is an unbelievably unhealthy way to live a marriage (other than tongue-in-cheek shit where both partners refer to their spouse as their sidekick).

Anyway, imagine being a male eunuch's sidekick. What are you doing, Frank. Single life can't be as bad as giving this (male) goblin your money to do frivolous shit with your money and then disrespect you publicly by calling you the "sidekick".

Yeah, Bri Bri is better known, but that's partially because he doesn't have to work, thanks to your money. You're the main character if you want it, Frank. Go get it, and take your remaining money and buy yourself a stronger, more endearing personality.

And really how much "personality" does John have? There's smug asshole know-it-all John, there's ass-kiss cloutchaser John, and there's.....?

Somehow Frank's unending carbonite-frozen screamface manages to convey more personality. At least he looks like he enjoys himself.

 

[KingOfGains]

And really how much "personality" does John have?

Kind of personality that gives you this face:

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John will NEVER stop being angry about his 10,000k gay friends who died in Iraq AND also about how the Super Mario LEGO sets look.