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A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Why do tramps set up tents in city centres. Surely you should hide your tent so you can sleep safely? When I wild camp I do it away from the trail so no weirdo can creep up on my when I’m sleeping and at that point I’m with several friends a few hours walk from a road.

We really need to normalise kicking tramps in their head whilst they sleep and burning down the homes of the politicians and charities that enable them .
 
Uncle Thieves spoke to the Sun about his nieces shambles of a budget
Mr Smith, whose primary school teacher sister Sally is Ms Reeves’ mum, broke family ranks to brand the Budget “a disgrace”.

Retired construction boss Mr Smith told The Sun: “It is going to cost the working class billions of pounds and leave the country worse off.

“It’s the worst Budget I’ve ever heard — and I’m 73, so I have been around for quite a few.

“Rachel is my niece and is a lovely person, but government is totally out of their depth.”
"I don’t think she had the qualifications or the experience to be Chancellor"
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Why do tramps set up tents in city centres. Surely you should hide your tent so you can sleep safely?
It's perfectly logical if you think about it really, because who the fuck wants to go anywhere near a hobo tent, same line of thought behind walking around in the pitch black woods being safer than the well lit street because chavs don't have nightvision either.
It's the same when city workers live just outside in a commuter town, easy to work. For homeless people, they're right outside their workplace, begging for money, sadly, a lot of homeless people in the UK are armed forces veterans.
That's right m8 Lenny totally served in Bosnia in the 80s, he totally didn't get that massive hole in his arm from a dodgy skag shot.
You of all people should have developed an immunization against gullibility by now surely.
 
a lot of homeless people in the UK are armed forces veterans.
Fuck those tramps.

I fucking hate the dick sucking for “R vEteRaN HoMeLeSs”. Those fuckers are junkies.

They haven’t taken the chance to use the discipline and skills the armed forces could teach them and decided to do a ton of coke instead, and probably a bunch of rapes as well.

Those people are worse than pakis.

Again, the army is for professional soldiers and not a dumping ground for misfits and retards.
 
It's perfectly logical if you think about it really, because who the fuck wants to go anywhere near a hobo tent, same line of thought behind walking around in the pitch black woods being safer than the well lit street because chavs don't have nightvision either.

That's right m8 Lenny totally served in Bosnia in the 80s, he totally didn't get that massive hole in his arm from a dodgy skag shot.
You of all people should have developed an immunization against gullibility by now surely.

Fuck those tramps.

I fucking hate the dick sucking for “R vEteRaN HoMeLeSs”. Those fuckers are junkies.

They haven’t taken the chance to use the discipline and skills the armed forces could teach them and decided to do a ton of coke instead, and probably a bunch of rapes as well.

Those people are worse than pakis.

Again, the army is for professional soldiers and not a dumping ground for misfits and retards.
I understand both your points and perspectives and agree to some extent. However, there are many homeless soldiers, a lot by drug use, but why do they turn to drugs in the first place? Because perhaps some have experienced PTSD from being in a warzone, and the government has not had enough funding or support for them.
 
I understand both your points and perspectives and agree to some extent. However, there are many homeless soldiers, a lot by drug use, but why do they turn to drugs in the first place? Because perhaps some have experienced PTSD from being in a warzone, and the government has not had enough funding or support for them.
Because heroin is fucking amazing simple as, it's not some deep muh mentals; it just really is that good, you can be off it for 30 years and still wake up every morning longing for it ask anyone in recovery. Your lack of experience in going outside is showing again if you think that makes it anyone's problem to solve but their own.
 
I understand both your points and perspectives and agree to some extent. However, there are many homeless soldiers, a lot by drug use, but why do they turn to drugs in the first place? Because perhaps some have experienced PTSD from being in a warzone, and the government has not had enough funding or support for them.
Kill yourself, faggot/
 
you can be off it for 30 years and still wake up every morning longing for it ask anyone in recovery.
It's a more nuanced and complicated issue; addiction can be extremely powerful, as you gave in your example. But that isn't a universal example for every addict. But I don't want to shit up the thread about a debate that will never end.
 
It's a more nuanced and complicated issue; addiction can be extremely powerful, as you gave in your example. But that isn't a universal example for every addict. But I don't want to shit up the thread about a debate that will never end.
It isn't nuanced in the slightest you dimwit, it's a mere matter of priorities, smackheads really like smack to the exclusion of all other wants and needs it's not that difficult a concept to grasp.
The great lie that "it's so complicated" is how we end up with bollocks like free crack pipes.
 
It's a more nuanced and complicated issue; addiction can be extremely powerful, as you gave in your example. But that isn't a universal example for every addict. But I don't want to shit up the thread about a debate that will never end.
There was a point when nearly everyone was not only in the armed forces, but the went to actual fucking war as well. They didn't end up as junkies. They came home and raised families and didn't rape and beat women like a Royal Marine despite seeing far more and brutal combat.

You are the worst form of enabling faggot who is destroying society.
 
I understand both your points and perspectives and agree to some extent. However, there are many homeless soldiers, a lot by drug use, but why do they turn to drugs in the first place? Because perhaps some have experienced PTSD from being in a warzone, and the government has not had enough funding or support for them.
Oh, I see we've entered "ChatGPT-polite replies" phase of Jack's latest mental breakdown. Exquisite. You can just feel how seething he is as he writes: 'However,'.

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EDIT: double-post, drugs are bad and junkies especially need to be shot at dawn. They carry a sickness of the soul
 
There was a point when nearly everyone was not only in the armed forces, but the went to actual fucking war as well. They didn't end up as junkies. They came home and raised families and didn't rape and beat women like a Royal Marine despite seeing far more and brutal combat.

You are the worst form of enabling faggot who is destroying society.
How do you think we should deal with addicts and addiction?
Oh, I see we've entered "ChatGPT-polite replies" phase of Jack's latest mental breakdown. Exquisite. You can just feel how seething he is as he writes: 'However,'.

:story:
I knew you'd say that. I didn't use ChatGPT. I'm just not currently insane or BPD. Can we not have a conversation without personal insults and jabs?
 
This weekend is the political highlight of the year. No, not because it's spent with endless discussion of the budget. It's the inaugural convention of Your Party! And all is, of course, not well.

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Your Party conference thrown into chaos as Zarah Sultana boycotts first day

Sultana skips Saturday’s proceeding in solidarity with delegates expelled over links to other parties


Zarah Sultana has boycotted the first day of Your Party’s inaugural conference, throwing the party’s first official gathering into chaos amid disagreements with co-founder Jeremy Corbyn over how the party should be run.

Corbyn confirmed to journalists on Saturday that he preferred a single leader and is likely to stand for the role but Sultana said she would vote for collective leadership and that she did not believe parties should be run by “sole personalities”.

In a sign of further division within the fledgling movement, a spokesperson for Sultana said she would not be entering the conference hall on Saturday in solidarity with delegates who were expelled over links to other leftwing parties, describing the process as a “witch-hunt”.

The Guardian understands Sultana will run against Corbyn if members decide to elect one leader. Delegates in Liverpool will choose between electing a sole leader or a collective of lay members – those not already serving as MPs or councillors.

The party has been beset by infighting since plans for it were first announced in July after Sultana announced her defection from Labour, saying she and Corbyn would co-lead a new political organisation. Allies of Corbyn were quick to brief that a final decision had not been made.

The pair appeared to strike a fragile peace, with Sultana likening their relationship to that of Noel and Liam Gallagher. Corbyn said on Saturday that he would “probably favour the single leadership model” but would “live with whatever [members] decide on”.

However, her decision to skip the first day of proceedings is likely to go down badly with Corbyn and his aides. It is understood that one of her supporters, James Giles, a councillor in Kingston, was barred from entering the conference centre. Other members were expelled on Friday over alleged membership of the Socialist Workers party.

Corbyn told journalists on Saturday that entry to Your Party was granted on the condition members were not aligned with other parties registered with the Electoral Commission.

He added: “The Socialist Workers party is registered with the Electoral Commission, therefore it is another party. I think to call it a purge is a bit of exaggeration quite honestly.”

A spokesperson for Sultana said: “Zarah met members outside conference and condemned the recent expulsions. This witch-hunt is indefensible. We must build a party that welcomes all socialists.

“She will not be entering the conference hall today.” It is understood Sultana will attend the conference on Sunday to deliver a planned speech.

A Your Party spokesperson said: “These claims are false. Members of another national political party signed up to Your Party in contravention of clearly stated membership rules – and these rules were enforced.”

Speaking before Sultana announced her boycott, Corbyn had hinted to journalists that he was ready to stand as leader in a contest. “I’m very happy to serve the party in whatever capacity they decide they want me to serve,”he said.

Sultana said she supported collective leadership in the absence of the option for two co-leaders. She said: “I’ve publicly supported a co-leadership model. The fact it hasn’t been given to members as an option to vote on is regrettable, and the fact that has been decided by a faceless, nameless bureaucrat is quite concerning.”

She said she was “championing collective leadership” because she felt it offered “maximum member democracy”.

“I don’t think movements should be led by sole personalities. I think you have to represent the broad mass movement,” she said. “That allows responsibility to be shared and more people’s ideas to be listened to. It strengthens the movement. With that, comes a structure which has a parliamentary convener. They are also elected by the membership.

“Should the members choose sole leadership, I would consider throwing my hat in the ring. I will then respect whatever the members decide and completely ride in behind that.”

Corbyn and Sultana said they would consider electoral pacts with other leftwing parties, including the Greens.

Sultana said: “I think we have to work with the Greens and other parties so we can stop Nigel Farage getting into Number 10. That has to be the guiding principle for all of us who want to stop fascism.”

Corbyn said it “would essentially be a decision for the local branches of Your Party” to judge what was best in their area, but he that he would not rule out cooperating with the Green party, which has enjoyed a rise in popularity under its new leader, Zack Polanski.

Tensions between Corbyn, the former Labour leader who is now an independent MP for Islington North, and Sultana, who represents Coventry South, escalated when Sultana launched a membership portal, collecting about £800,000 in donations and reams of members’ data.

Sultana said on Saturday that £600,000 had already been transferred from a holding company to Your Party and that the remainder of the money would be sent when liabilities had been processed.

She said she was now getting on “really well” with Corbyn and that the pair had been communicating about the conference, which she said they wanted to be “a positive, joyful experience where members feel empowered”.

However, tensions between Sultana and key allies of Corbyn persist. Relations with his former chief of staff Karie Murphy are believed to be particularly strained.

Sultana admitted there was still a “toxic culture” in Your Party, which had led to “bullying, intimidation and smears” and “acts of deliberate sabotage”.

She said: “I can definitely say that toxic culture I’ve experienced needs to be rooted out. I would say that is directly from the handbook of the Labour right. It’s shocking to experience in a new leftwing, socialist party. We do need to dismantle that culture.

“I think there are people who are around Jeremy – not Jeremy himself – who have learned the wrong lessons from their time in the Labour party, where they have been on the wrong end of smears, of sabotage, attacks in the rightwing press … they are now using the same tactics when really we should have a healthy climate of being able to debate and disagree.”

In his speech on Saturday, Corbyn called for unity. “As a party, we’ve got to come together and be united, because division and disunity will not serve the interests of the people that we want to represent,” he said.

He also called for “public, democratic ownership” of the water industry, led a chant of “free, free Palestine” and urged party members to “campaign forevermore for real socialism and real social justice”.

So we don't yet even know if there will be one, or multiple, leaders. And of course, we are still waiting with baited breath as to the name of this new party, but fear not as the shortlist has been released: Your Party / Our Party / Popular Alliance / For The Many. Wasn't that last one Labour's slogan under Corbyn?


Edit: How about this for a professional looking set-up:
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The schizo gay guy is back, neat.

Also I logged in to say that the budget is totally fucking fucked m8. Not good. While landlords are in fact a scum class, and watching them squeal like pigs as their lazy arses get jabbed and sliced apart by the government gives me some short term catharsis. It does raise the question: When labour has destroyed private renting, where the fuck is everybody going to live?

EDIT: Also gonna say, no one important is getting sacked, Reeves isn't going anywhere, Starmer isn't going anywhere. You people need to stop thinking you have a say in government, that your complaints mean anything. These are colonial overlords that hate you and want you dead, they couldn't give a flying fuck what you want. Until they are physically dragged out of office by whatever system we have in place to literally physically remove politicians, they will stay in power. He can, and he will ignore all 'calls' to resign unless he is quite literally not able to. I don't mean in the sense that it would be politically bad, or he couldn't pass laws, I mean in that there is a way to have men with the power to arrest you if you ignore them telling him to leave.

EDIT2: The homeless should be given bunk housing, canteens, and access to facilities to let them search for jobs, and if they don't manage to find anything within 3 years, they should be put into labour camps. Drug addicted homeless should be rendered into cooking fuel, and canned meat for jibumbe and his ilk to eat in their own labour camps...in Africa.
 
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Left wing party tells you to take a different direction with a left and right fork. The arrow is pointing to the right. :story:

Cam we not have a conversation without personal insults and jabs?
This is KiwiFarms and the A&N board especially. Insults and jabs are part and parcel.

Edit: How about this for a professional looking set-up:
The best part about this is that a new bit of paper was put up with "None of the above" and it was beating everything that came before it.

None of the above is funny because it offers no alternative other than calling all the other suggestions shite. :story:
 
Aren't Schizophrenic people the same as jews? We have that in common.
No? Jews have a higher rate of schizophrenia because of some genetic stuff (Just the ashkenazi ones IIRC), but so does Das Negro. So you could also just be a schizonigger.

We missed you. Not so much the ither schizo gay guy.
You're rumbled officer.

I've been off doing the dull work of science I'm afraid. Mostly just watching sensors where it's really, really, really fucking cold. But I did get a mug that proves I've been to the arctic, so that's cool. I see everything has yet again gone to shit in the United Kangdom. Brilliant. Also fun fact, the UK nuke factory is laying off like...500 people? Even bomb makers aren't recession proof, dark times.
 
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