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A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Green Party candidates Saiqa Ali, who is standing in Streatham, Lambeth, and Sabine Mairey, the candidate for Clapham Town, were arrested by the Met Police this morning on suspicion stirring up racial hatred for allegedly posting antisemitic comments online. One of them posted a placard that read "ramming a synagogue isn’t anti-Semitism, it’s revenge"
It is understood one of the comments posted online by Ms Ali showed a picture of an armed man in a Hamas headband with the slogan “Resistance is Freedom”. The terror group is a proscribed terrorist organisation.
Another comment posted by Ms Mairey showed a man holding a placard that read “ramming a synagogue isn’t anti-Semitism, it’s revenge” above a picture of two children it said had been “murdered by Israel”.
In another post, a cartoon showed a young girl asking: “Mommy, why won’t US politicians end the Gaza holocaust?”
The mother replied: “Because Israel is blackmailing them with the Epstein files honey”.
The arrests come just hours after an anti-Semitic terror attack in Golders Green, in which two Jewish men were stabbed. A 45-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of murder over the knife attack on Wednesday morning.
Scotland Yard and the Green Party have been contacted for comment.


Council workers receive death threats from a 'High Street Crime Gang' (new euphemism)
A midnight phone call from a High Street crime gang, threatening to kill crime investigator Mandy and burn her house down, was just the start of a campaign of intimidation that would eventually force her and her husband to move home.

She faced escalating threats from a Kurdish crime gang, that had been selling illegal cigarettes and nitrous oxide canisters in mini-marts across the UK.

Groups of men repeatedly turned up at her front door and her car was rammed off the road twice.

Mandy is one of 24 Trading Standards officers who have shared details of the daily intimidation and violence they face from criminal gangs running mini-marts and vape shops, as they try to investigate unfair trading, illegal business activity and enforce consumer protection laws.

In testimony shared exclusively with BBC News, officers describe:

Extreme threats - with one officer recounting a suspect in a shop shouting "I kill you, I kill you" and then threatening to rape a female officer

Repeated sexual abuse - a female officer was "manhandled" and forced to watch pornography and another officer was "poked in the breast"

Weapons being found in shops - including axes, bats, blades and hammers - and the discovery of a gun in a car connected to a business

Attacks to officers' cars and property - with trackers put on their vehicles and reports of them being followed at work

A car mounting a pavement "to run an officer over"

Organised crime on High Streets has steadily increased over the past decade, according to professional body the Chartered Trading Standards Institute (CTSI).

A recent survey sent to more than 2,000 of its members suggests that 96% of front-line teams now have to deal with it.

More than 70% of officers - who work for local authorities in England, Wales and Scotland, and more centrally in Northern Ireland - have faced threats of intimidation or violence, the survey found.

In some areas, half of all mini-marts and vape shops, and up to a third of American candy stores are thought to have links to organised crime, the survey results also suggest.

For the first time, the CTSI has also logged where it believes High Street crime gangs are operating most. The data reveals criminality in big cities, but also in smaller towns - including Great Yarmouth in Norfolk, and Barry in South Wales - and even in villages.

The "alarming emergence" of organised crime is the "number one threat" facing our profession, says CTSI chief executive John Herriman.

The UK government told us it was "working with the police, the National Crime Agency and Trading Standards to take the strongest possible action against these criminal businesses".

The intimidation Mandy experienced happened as she was helping to successfully prosecute a sophisticated gang running a multi-million pound operation across a UK-wide network of more than 50 shops.

During the trial, she says she was followed home and targeted by the defendants, who were on bail.

"They found out where I lived - and then three or four of them would just sit in front of my home."

One defendant got her personal number, she says, and sent her "very aggressive" text messages asking for the money seized when his shop was raided.

"Bear in mind, he was a failed asylum seeker not permitted to work. He was driving a nice BMW," says Mandy.

The intimidation happened round the clock. On the night she got the midnight call she was alone - her husband was at work.

"I had this male shouting on the phone. I could hear other males in the background shouting."

She says the man said to her: "Do you know who you're [expletive] dealing with? You need to [expletive] stop. If you don't, we're going to kill your husband, we're going to kill you and we will burn down your house."


A couple of months later, Mandy's new car - parked outside her house - was rammed off the road in the early hours by an uninsured car connected to one of the defendants.

"It was over £10,000 of damage. It was a brand new car. We only had it for about three weeks," she says.

Just after her car had been repaired, it was rammed again in the middle of the night, and had to be written off. It had been hit by another car insured by one of the defendants, she says.

After two years of constant intimidation, the pressure became too much for Mandy and her husband. They decided to sell their house and move.

"This was supposed to be my forever home and we've just finished renovating it after 10 years," she says.

On police advice, the couple used three different removal companies and staggered their move to make sure the criminals did not find out her new address.

"I emigrated from South Africa to get away from that fear in your own home," she tells us.

The defendants who intimidated her were jailed for money laundering, illicit tobacco offences and fraud, she adds.

Their crimes, and Mandy's personal story, add another layer to the picture we have been piecing together over the past year about the scale of criminality on UK High Streets.

Earlier this month, we revealed how cocaine and cannabis are being sold over the counter in shops in West Midlands' towns - which led to the prime minister pledging more neighbourhood police officers.

In Greater London, a female Trading Standards apprentice, who asked to remain anonymous, told us she had no idea her role would be so dangerous.

"The second I step into the High Street all eyes are on me - there's four or five guys that will suddenly start moving, texting people," she says.

Trading Standards do not have the power to arrest - but can inspect premises, seize evidence and request support from the police.

While searching for illegal cigarettes and vapes, the apprentice says she has been locked inside shops and, on one occasion, received sexual comments from a shop worker who said he was going to find her on social media.

"You go home feeling eternally unclean, like no shower makes you feel any better," she says. If it was not for the support of her colleagues, she thinks she would quit.

The nights before raids on shops are nerve-wracking, she says. "I don't sleep too well… nightmares… I don't know what I'm gonna see or come across."

I often have to wear a stab vest for front-line work says Andrew Meaney, a Trading Standards officer in Wales with more than 36 years experience behind him.

The job - "dealing with organised crime groups" - has become "more dangerous", he says.

Andrew was physically assaulted by a shop worker, he says, after he stopped the man from driving away in a car filled with illegal tobacco.

"He became very aggressive, lunged at me, grabbed me by the throat… then spat in my face."

Andrew says he was disappointed the man was fined only £415 for the crime of battery - an amount he says the shop could make back in a day from selling illegal cigarettes.

Mandy tells the BBC the "the landscape is changing in the country in terms of the level of threats" officers are facing from organised crime - with her colleagues not properly equipped or trained to deal with it.

The CTSI wants greater powers so officers can more easily close shops acting illegally - and for longer periods of time.

Currently, premises can be shut for up to three months under anti-social behaviour legislation, but supporting statements from other businesses and members of the public are often needed.

When some shops close, criminals simply reopen new ones nearby, the BBC has been told.

The UK government told us it was establishing a new task force to strengthen the response to illegality on High Streets and money laundering - including 120 new Trading Standards apprentices - supported by £10m a year, for the next three years.

"Since March 2025, we have visited over 3,000 High Street premises suspected of criminal activity and arrested nearly 1,000 individuals," it said in a statement.

The CTSI wants £100m invested into Trading Standards to help fund more officers. More funding would provide extra "boots on the ground" to "prevent serious and organised crime getting a foothold", says chief executive, John Herriman.

"We weren't set up to be able to deal with serious and organised crime."
 
I genuinely think these days that it’s morally repugnant to be British and not at least a little bit anti-Islam.

The non-Muslims that defend Islam, in any way, brings to mind just the worst, most foul, cretinous, cunt of a man.
 
A group of protesters holding signs and chanting "Keir Starmer, Jew Harmer" gathered outside the Hatzola offices as the prime minister arrived for a visit in Golders Green.

There was a heavy police presence.

Protesters jeered and shouted "traitor" at him as the car drove in.

The volunteer Jewish medical charity had the ambulances that they run for all communities set on fire in an arson attack in Golders Green last month. Their paramedics were on the scene at the stabbings yesterday.

Those who gathered said they were scared to be Jewish in the UK and more needed to be done to protect British Jews. Some said they would consider leaving the country due to the rising antisemtism here.

One woman said she wondered at what stage they would need to think about it: "I wonder if my parents felt like this in the 1930s."

Does anyone have the full list ?

Two Tier, is he queer, never here, free gear, Jew, Farmer and Pensioner Harmer Starmer.

Other than the pay bribes he's dished out to the public sector, surely he must have pissed off everyone else in society now ? Quite a feat given the relatively short time in office of the odious little prick.
 
"Keir Starmer, Jew Harmer"
They steal everthing don't they :story:
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Two Tier, is he queer, never here, free gear, Jew, Farmer and Pensioner Harmer Starmer.
I'm quite partial to Herr Starmer or Keir Stalin.

Ali/Polanski divorce soon? Ali is calling for the suspended candidates to take legal action.
Green Deputy Leader Mothin Ali has called for legal action against his own party in leaked private comments. After candidates were suspended for antisemitism, he urged them to get "serious legal advice to make sure that we are putting the party on notice”

Mothin Ali made the comments to the Greens for Palestine group. A Green Party spokesman said: “The comments were an appeal for people to stay in the party and continue to participate in its internal democracy, seeking legal advice about their individual circumstances, if they wished to”
Article from The Canary talking about factional splits.
Green party deputy leader Mothin Ali has allegedly advised suspended election candidates to bring in lawyers against the party. Multiple members were suspended over alleged historical antisemitic comments.


Factional splits in the Green Party​


The Green’s admin machine has started capitulating to ‘antisemitism’ smears as the Israel lobby tries to take out pro-Palestine candidates and bring the party to heel. Several candidates and members have been suspended, including anti-Zionist Jews.


The comments were made at a private meeting held by Greens for Palestine. However, the discussion was secretly recorded and leaked to the Murdoch press, a tactic used repeatedly by supporters of Israel. Ali also allegedly spoke of the need to “put the party on notice,” and launch a class action lawsuit — fearing more suspensions to come.
 
I am going to Manchester in less than two weeks. Is it safe to visit? Last time I went, March last year, I was safe enough. It was safer growing up there, and I lived in Openshaw for fucks sake.
Don't slow down in crackadilly and you should be fine. Openshaw's actually not so bad, these days. They tore down a bunch of the terraces and replaced them with little new-builds that somehow managed to be even smaller, but they're pretty expensive and not all open for social housing. It's gentrifying the place, slowly. Still too many pakis.
 
I am going to Manchester in less than two weeks. Is it safe to visit? Last time I went, March last year, I was safe enough. It was safer growing up there, and I lived in Openshaw for fucks sake.

Make sure you get yourself a slice of Manchester tart!

I've not been there since last year, I went for a concert and the show was great however the whole city felt nasty. I never really liked Manchester, it loves itself far too much. And I can't ducking stand the whole attitude towards the arena bombing. Don't look back in anger? Get tae fuck. String 'em up and hang 'em high. How many more innocents have to be slaughtered before people get it?

That said most big cities now are shitholes.
 
The Commissioner of the Met Police writes to Zack Polanski over comments regarding the arrest of the Somalian who stabbed two Jews. “Apprehending violent and dangerous criminals is a full contact and messy task which may appear shocking to observers with little experience of policing in the real world.”
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This was Zack's retweet - that the police were wrong to kick the head of the terrorist STILL holding the knife. He had previously been arrested for stabbing another police officer and his dog.
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I said a while ago iirc that the Jew attacks would be the start of the end; now that those in charge and those cushy Londoners are faced with the realities things are going to get weirder. The Met have been doing their jobs recently and breaking up Afghan phone stealing gangs as well. Something has shifted.
 
I’m out of the loop, but I’d rather not be in it if animal cruelty is going on. What did the doggos do wrong?
Captive bolt guns are not inhumane. That's how you humanely slaughter an animal. It is essentially a piston combined with a gun. Instead of shooting a bullet out the end of the gun it shoots a thick metal rod that is contained within the housing of the gun. Essentially it's a gun you can reuse over and over again. It causes severe brain damage that should kill the animal on it's own but will also completely knock it out so you can slit it's neck to ensure it dies. The difference between halal and normal slaughter is the captive bolt gun, the reason why halal slaughter is inhumane is because they refuse to render the animal unconscious before cutting the neck, the bolt gun is what makes it humane.

The problem is that people see a dog and assume that you should have it put down chemically by a vet. Which. Idk. It depends how you see the animal. If you see the animal as livestock there to fill a purpose then I guess it doesn't matter. If the dog exists to race then it's probably the same feeling as slaughtering a cow. They have a product, that product is no longer worth the upkeep, therefore it is euthanised. Same as a hen or a dairy cow or a stud animal and so on. If people suddenly decided racing greyhounds is wrong and cut off the demand, or if people had a massive uptick in demand to adopt retired greyhounds it'd be different.

It's not inhumane. It's just people projecting how they feel about their own pets onto something that isn't really a pet and calling it immoral because of that. It's no less humane than the rscpa euthanising unadopted dogs. Sometimes we just have to kill animals even if we would rather not. Especially when the alternative will probably be neglect and not being loved. I wouldn't do it to my own dog but I don't think we should ban the humane euthanisation of dogs outside of a medical necessity.
Does anyone have the full list ?

Two Tier, is he queer, never here, free gear, Jew, Farmer and Pensioner Harmer Starmer.
Yet another point in favour of my plan to force every major political figure to get their name legally changed to a glup shitto name. What can you even say about boris johnson? Too long doesn't rhyme with enough shit. From now on your name is blobis joona. Now people will call you funny names to take the piss out of you.
I said a while ago iirc that the Jew attacks would be the start of the end
It's truly the dream of someone like milliband. Americans have to use all that expensive polluting oil to fly to the middle east to die for israel/islam. Now with the new green net zero policy you can do all that from the safety of your own home. All the fun of violent islamic terror but now with none of the emissions.
 
I said a while ago iirc that the Jew attacks would be the start of the end; now that those in charge and those cushy Londoners are faced with the realities things are going to get weirder. The Met have been doing their jobs recently and breaking up Afghan phone stealing gangs as well. Something has shifted.

If the Jews being attacked is the first domino that leads to a massive crackdown on Islamism and mass deportations I'd be so grateful to Judaism id get myself circumcised. Or give up bacon for a month or something.

I've often read comparisons between Islam and Judaism - challenging negative attitudes towards islam because it's not much different to Judaism. The pork thing. The weird rituals. The lack of integration. And on the face of it, it's a relevant point. Why do I have a problem with Muslims yet not feel the same way about Jews?

But there is one key difference - apart from the fact that I'm not aware of Jews regularly going out to stab or blow people up - and that's the quantity. For every Jewish person in the UK there's over 10 Muslims. And their numbers keep going up.

Millions must go.

I think I'm going to vote Restore at the next opportunity because of those three words. It's really resonated with me.
 
I think I'm going to vote Restore at the next opportunity because of those three words. It's really resonated with me.
Anything but Restore is a wasted vote, Reform are just Trump and anyone who still believes in that guy is a dent.
I am sick of voting for the "slightly better" option because of muh electability. I will henceforth be voting for the most extreme anti brownoid party on the ballot and will never soften my vote for the sake of electability ever again.
 
Why do I have a problem with Muslims yet not feel the same way about Jews?
Your average Jew keep their weird shit to themselves. You don't hear about the two sinks and multicoloured plates in Orthodox houses, the wigs for women, the party costumes, or other shit they do, because they aren't a religion that seeks to convert others like Muslims do imho. I knew a Jewish guy who said it was their custom to turn away converts three times or something, (only Jews can be real Jews), but Muslims seek to conquer all. I still hate them, now the Rabbis on twitter who called for being kind to muh immgrants are fucking horrified by what those immigrants do.

The threat level has gone back up, an attack is likely "in the next six months". It reads like a dogwhistle to any wannabe Hasib Hussains to give it a shot. It makes me wonder if the Crewe cult arrests were actually because they were gonna Aum Shinrikyo the mersey tube or something.
 
This was Zack's retweet - that the police were wrong to kick the head of the terrorist STILL holding the knife. He had previously been arrested for stabbing another police officer and his dog.
This xeet provides more information about his previous offenses.
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Another comment posted by Ms Mairey showed a man holding a placard that read “ramming a synagogue isn’t anti-Semitism, it’s revenge” above a picture of two children it said had been “murdered by Israel”.
I wonder what this self-hating Muslim simp's stance on Paki grooming gangs and Axel Rudakubana's terrorist attack is. No doubt, the perpetrators were but poor victims of British racism and/or islamophobia who were taking revenge for all the discrimination they've endured in their lives.
 
I wonder what this self-hating Muslim simp's stance on Paki grooming gangs and Axel Rudakubana's terrorist attack is. No doubt, the perpetrators were but poor victims of British racism and/or islamophobia who were taking revenge for all the discrimination they've endured in their lives.
I genuinely think he cannot fathom it, at all. His brain does not allow for that information, like explaining to an Indian that there's electricity in that overhead wire and they shouldn't touch it or they will die. Grooming gangs 'don't exist' and Axel Rudakubana and all the other senseless acts of violence just cannot be mentioned in his vicinity, because they are racist if you bring them up.
> That didn't happen.
> And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
> And if it was, that's not a big deal.
> And if it is, that's not their fault.
> And if it was, they didn't mean it.
> And if they did, you deserved it, racist.
 
Observation from a mate recently: any comments with the words "millions must go" are being actively censored from the Daily Mail website.

Kind of telling, IMO.
 
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