Broken phone screen is a tell of low IQ

I had to deal with a broken screen once, but in my defense it was 2011, I couldn't afford to repair it, and it fell out of my pocket after I got hit by a car.
 
I'm butterfingers, I try my damndest and my grip suddenly goes limp. Worst feeling ever.

Now did they ever fix the screens to not crack from the heat? I knew so many people like ten years ago who were super careful about their phones and got cases and screen protectors only to suddenly get a cracked screen during the summer without fail.
 
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I am too high IQ to think about trivialities such as my phone screen.
 
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Hey, no fair! Mine was broken before I fgot it. I'm just too cheap and lazy to change it. :(
 
Every teenage girl's phone I've seen has some level of cracks in the screen; your hypothesis holds true. As what could be more careless than a teenage girl?
 
Look, I can't stop my orange cat from knocking my phone off the counter when he's not getting enough attention.

Fool me once, cat.
 
Get a phone case with screen protector, retards, get a cheap android instead of iPhone, they all do the same shit, you just pay an extra couple 100 bucks for a bling phone. Oh and the battery life on Androids is much better than on iPhones.
 
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Ignatius von Cistern said:
Get a phone case with screen protector, retards, get a cheap android instead of iPhone, they all do the same shit, you just pay an extra couple 100 bucks for a bling phone. Oh and the battery life on Androids is much better than on iPhones.
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You can also tinker with most androids to a greater extent too. DS cards, improved batteries and ease of repair are all features of them.
 
I used to hold this belief until I was holding my phone and my baby snatched it and flung it at the coffee table. Phone is fine for now but I just know its going to get some cracks on it soon.
 
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People who post full non-thumbnail images are the same sort of retards to use a cracked phone screen to do it.
CHARizard said:
I used to hold this belief until I was holding my phone and my baby snatched it and flung it at the coffee table. Phone is fine for now but I just know its going to get some cracks on it soon.
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Your baby is low IQ
 
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Yes, it's a sign of low IQ of the retarded engineers who built such a flawed piece of technology.
 
Scuffed Marisa said:
At the very least it's a sign you don't take care of your belongings and property, which indicates a general disregard as a mode of living in a negative sense. There are two signs of a shit person when it comes to smartphones - one is using an Iphone, the other a cracked screen.
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You haven't seen someone walking around with an iPhone so cracked you can see the internals on the back?
 
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I fainted and dropped mine, but replacing it would have costed too much and wiped my games.

Its not noticable but I was still mad as it was only year old android.
 
Can confirm; am retarded and I like pretending that my obliterated phones are interactive kaleidoscopes that are also broken.
 
Someone should honestly do a study on cracked phone screens and IQ. It doesn't even really correlate with being conscientious since I literally just chuck my phone at a wall sometimes when I'm on thrashing to rock. Like seriously, you can absolutely mistreat a phone with a case and a screen protector but people just insist on going naked and having them break.
 
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