BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%
  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%
  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%

  • Total voters
    426
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Like bc artists don't have much dignity left what's a little more to please your ego huh Chris?

Bonus points to any Bronycon artist who produces a drawing of Chris being painfully buggered by Sonichu while he gives an agonised gob-job to Rosechu's canonically fucking enormous pickle, while Magi-Chan's head explodes for no readily-obvious reason in the background. And then asks him to autograph it.
 
I think this event will be an interesting one, given Chris manages to go there in the first place. This con is by and for manchildren, no austimo-mama to comfort his fat ass when some staff member tells him to stop acting like a moron.

In any case, I'm counting on the wildlife (attendees) to give him a place to rest his stressed soul if things go south, financially speaking. No matter what happens, it sure will be interesting.
 
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Where did you hear about this?
From Chris. It's somewhere in the CWCki == he rear ended some woman once because the was "solving a math problem in this head" and wasn't watching the fucking road -- he paid a fine and settled the repair bill with his insurance. He admitted he nearly backed over a Mal-Mart manager during his Great Escape when he was banned from their McDonalds with his 'attraction sign" and in 2013 he made a post where he flipped his shit because he'd backed into a "damn smoker" in the parking lot of some Mexican restaurant he goes to in Charlottesville, he started yelling to "God Emmanuel" when the cops showed up to do an accident report. He's made posts, or admitted all of these accidents. If he full stops in a merge lane on an interstate I can't believe someone hasn't rear ended him yet.
 
From Chris. It's somewhere in the CWCki == he rear ended some woman once because the was "solving a math problem in this head" and wasn't watching the fucking road -- he paid a fine and settled the repair bill with his insurance. He admitted he nearly backed over a Mal-Mart manager during his Great Escape when he was banned from their McDonalds with his 'attraction sign" and in 2013 he made a post where he flipped his shit because he'd backed into a "damn smoker" in the parking lot of some Mexican restaurant he goes to in Charlottesville, he started yelling to "God Emmanuel" when the cops showed up to do an accident report. He's made posts, or admitted all of these accidents. If he full stops in a merge lane on an interstate I can't believe someone hasn't rear ended him yet.

Virginia will never be safe as long as he has a car
 
This con is by and for manchildren, no austimo-mama to comfort his fat ass when some staff member tells him to stop acting like a moron.
Everybody there's gonna act like a moron. That's why 'tis gonna be like heaven for Chris.

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Everybody there's gonna act like a moron. That's why 'tis gonna be like heaven for Chris.

Maybe but he's gonna find a way to creep even this crew. Remember the guy goes around talking to imaginary friends and encouraging others to interact with them. Also, the place will be choke full of wëens.
 
Chris's begging has been really inconsistent. On the 8th, he said he needed $600 for room accommodations and spent the day bitching on Twitter about the financial pressure. Then over the next couple days his tweets were mostly just gushy reactions to fanart. On the 10th, he begged for 10 sales of book sets, saying he needed the money by the 11th (and if he actually did order the book sets, that'd be only $300 in profit for him), then retreated into his Merge fantasies and spent time making pointless retcons to an old Sonichu comic. He didn't beg on the 11th, and then on the 12th, retweeted one of his first begging posts, in which he asked for someone to spot him $600 in exchange for an autographed book set.

I wonder if he conjured up the money to go already and the subsequent begging is just attempting to get a bit more for buying stuff at the con, or if he's deluded himself into not worrying about it too much because the Merge or a paypig will save him at the last minute.
 
Chris's begging has been really inconsistent. On the 8th, he said he needed $600 for room accommodations and spent the day bitching on Twitter about the financial pressure. Then over the next couple days his tweets were mostly just gushy reactions to fanart. On the 10th, he begged for 10 sales of book sets, saying he needed the money by the 11th (and if he actually did order the book sets, that'd be only $300 in profit for him), then retreated into his Merge fantasies and spent time making pointless retcons to an old Sonichu comic. He didn't beg on the 11th, and then on the 12th, retweeted one of his first begging posts, in which he asked for someone to spot him $600 in exchange for an autographed book set.

I wonder if he conjured up the money to go already and the subsequent begging is just attempting to get a bit more for buying stuff at the con, or if he's deluded himself into not worrying about it too much because the Merge or a paypig will save him at the last minute.
Sounds like he's had the money all along, he just wants extra money to spend on McDonald's and plastic crap.
 
Chris was banned from TooManyGames after inappropriately touching and kissing other con goers, but as far as I know he hasn't been banned from any other cons because of his behavior. There was some talk when he was being blocked by multiple, influential people (lol) in the brony community that he was gonna get himself blacklisted, but there hasn't been any indication that that has happened.
 
I think this event will be an interesting one, given Chris manages to go there in the first place. This con is by and for manchildren, no austimo-mama to comfort his fat ass when some staff member tells him to stop acting like a moron.

In any case, I'm counting on the wildlife (attendees) to give him a place to rest his stressed soul if things go south, financially speaking. No matter what happens, it sure will be interesting.

What makes you think it's going to be any different from Clopper Cons of years-gone-by? By that, I mean "boring as fuck". Chris goes, flounces around completely ignorant of how embarrassing he is, takes a few selfies with other pony pedos, makes a couple Tweets about how much fun he's having, and wastes a shit ton of money on pony merch and toys. The only mildly funny things that have happened we after the cons were over. One year he wore that dildo on his head to Church and got chewed out for acting like a tard child after the Charlottesville attack, and last year his car broke down on the way home because he's too stupid and lazy to take care of a vehicle. Both times it was funny because he got brought down from his smug, insufferable fun high by reality slapping him in the face. This year will be no different if he goes.
 
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