BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

[Done]

I thought Jack Z was the smug autist who paid Chris to hang out with him at BronyCon. Or are Jaimas and Jack Z the same person?

Guys you can ask @Jaiman yourselves.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I thought Jack Z was the smug autist who paid Chris to hang out with him at BronyCon. Or are Jaimas and Jack Z the same person?

Jack Z did, too. Jaiman never admitted to paying Chris, but it's probably a safe bet that he did since Chris doesn't really hang out with someone unless they feed his delusions, have china, or become his paypig

 

[Mr. 0]

Jack Z did, too. Jaiman never admitted to paying Chris, but it's probably a safe bet that he did since Chris doesn't really hang out with someone unless they feed his delusions, have china, or become his paypig

@Jaiman tell the truth did you have sex with chris

Captain wasn't at BronyCon. His only involvement was when Chris called him about Barb's car breaking down on the way back.

I distinctly remember the aftermath of that:
@The Captain helped Chris navigate his insurance or some shit to pay for the tow and then he found out after that Chris had no money for the tow because he spent it all on the con, after which he got pissed and said if he'd known that beforehand he'd have just told chris to call barb and left it at that. And then he was disappeared by CWCville Thought Police, never to be seen outside chris's basement again

 

[Subconcious Offense]

@Jaiman tell the truth did you have sex with chris

I distinctly remember the aftermath of that:
@The Captain helped Chris navigate his insurance or some shit to pay for the tow and then he found out after that Chris had no money for the tow because he spent it all on the con, after which he got pissed and said if he'd known that beforehand he'd have just told chris to call barb and left it at that. And then he was disappeared by CWCville Thought Police, never to be seen outside chris's basement again

I also remember him bragging about having found a place to stay for Chris, emphasizing that he didn't spend any money to do it.

He's probably still helping Chris, just without tooting his own horn about it.

 

[Jaiman]

Guys you can ask @Jaiman yourselves.

didn't pay chris lol

 

[A Grey Cat]

Soooo two rumors and possibly a leak on BC...
First this isn't really the final convention BUT it is the final one to be held on a yearly basis and possibly the last one held in Baltimore, the con WAS originally based out of New York and may be heading back there.

Second and more depressingly depending on your opinion of him...Weird Al might make a surprise appearance at the con this year.


So Chris may still have his perfect world to retreat too just not every year and the trip may be longer for him.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

didn't pay chris lol

I said something being a smart ass, but then I deleted because I want to be fair. Anyway, I wanted to know, did you white knight Chris last year? I mean, we saw the Bronycon video from the year before last, and it didn't look good socially for Chris. It doesn't seem like a coincidence that Chris was trying to come off as socially competent last year. We all know from leaked e-mails how Chris fishes for sympathy and other stuff, so it wouldn't be that far of a stretch for some white knight to try and raise some smug clout for him.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

BronyCon’s gonna experience the wisdom of CWC aren’t they?

 

[Mr. 0]

I also remember him bragging about having found a place to stay for Chris, emphasizing that he didn't spend any money to do it.

He's probably still helping Chris, just without tooting his own horn about it.

I think even @Marvin tried to help Chris find a spot to stay for a con at one point but chris meandered off elsewhere. "He stayed at tyrone's house" is how he put it, I think

 

[King Kiwi]

BronyCon’s gonna experience the wisdom of CWC aren’t they?

I expect nothing less than Chris showing up in a 20 dollar Celestia costume and offering to let people meet their OC's for insider information on how to bypass the Twitter bans... It's mostly consisting of Chris going into a trance while sitting in the middle of a crowd, chanting in a deranged gargle to the awkward tune of the My Little pony theme song.

 

[Gunslinger]

I expect nothing less than Chris showing up in a 20 dollar Celestia costume and offering to let people meet their OC's for insider information on how to bypass the Twitter bans... It's mostly consisting of Chris going into a trance while sitting in the middle of a crowd, chanting in a deranged gargle to the awkward tune of the My Little pony theme song.

And we all remember what his "trance" looks like, right? I wonder if Bronycon is ready for this.

Spoiler

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I also remember him bragging about having found a place to stay for Chris, emphasizing that he didn't spend any money to do it.

He's probably still helping Chris, just without tooting his own horn about it.

He's not signed onto here since 2018 because he was getting shit on consistently for becoming a surrogate daddy to Chris, making excuses for him, and not/slowly releasing information. It's possible he realized he was wasting his time and energy and quit Chris but it's doubtful.

 

[praktica]

no, he's the one paying chris to not fuck him in the ass

i think

jesus what a clusterfuck

The only good outcome from this would be Sockness's sugar-grandaddy dumping him for Chris.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

@Jaiman tell the truth did you have sex with chris

I distinctly remember the aftermath of that:
@The Captain helped Chris navigate his insurance or some shit to pay for the tow and then he found out after that Chris had no money for the tow because he spent it all on the con, after which he got pissed and said if he'd known that beforehand he'd have just told chris to call barb and left it at that. And then he was disappeared by CWCville Thought Police, never to be seen outside chris's basement again

People always rag on Quinn, @Thetan and @Axiom, but @The Captain man, he was one of the biggest failures ever to be "troll/normie in charge"

Sure, someone needed to destroy the Idea People, but Cap was utterly ignorant at the real Chris.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

didn't pay chris lol

Sure ya didn't.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Sure ya didn't.

Hulkster, I get your morales, have known about you my whole life, but this is a lost cause.

 

[King Kiwi]

didn't pay chris lol

Haha did you solo crowdfund Chris?

It better pay off.

 

[Muscle Bra]

I distinctly remember the aftermath of that:
@The Captain helped Chris navigate his insurance or some shit to pay for the tow and then he found out after that Chris had no money for the tow because he spent it all on the con, after which he got pissed and said if he'd known that beforehand he'd have just told chris to call barb and left it at that. And then he was disappeared by CWCville Thought Police, never to be seen outside chris's basement again

And when he found out Chris had no money, he even agreed to log into Chris’s Twitter/Facebook and send out some e-begging posts. After which, he claimed Chris was beyond help and he would never again help Chris.

He's probably still helping Chris, just without tooting his own horn about it.

And, each time, he’s claiming Chris is beyond help and he will never again help Chris.

Second and more depressingly depending on your opinion of him...Weird Al might make a surprise appearance at the con this year.

Dear GodBear, I hope not. I kinda like Weird Al and can’t see why he would show up at BronyCon when a place like that seems ripe for the kind of lampooning Weird Al does.

I expect nothing less than Chris showing up in a 20 dollar Celestia costume and offering to let people meet their OC's for insider information on how to bypass the Twitter bans...

Nah. Chris will be wearing that stupid Vinyl Scratch/DJ Pon3 costume he always wears.

 

[James Howlett]

Just checked Weird Al's tour dates. I doubt he's going from Morrison, CO to Baltimore in less than 24 hours.

 

[Tikbalang]

If someone really wants to prevent Chris from attending bronycon, wèéns might created a fake anonymous tip about the future bronycon mass shooting bombing and they'll use Chris's image as suspect