BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

[Muscle Bra]

If someone really wants to prevent Chris from attending bronycon, wèéns might created a fake anonymous tip about the future bronycon mass shooting bombing and they'll use Chris's image as suspect.

Why would we actively want to prevent Chris from attending BronyCon? It’s one thing to hope he can’t go due to his own stupidity/financial mismanagement but doing something to block him from the con (especially making up a lie about a felony) is being a complete and total weenie.

At that point, let’s just SWAT him at home the day before he leaves for the con. That should be good for a laugh, right?

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Weird Al might make a surprise appearance at the con this year.

Not really a leak, more so a logical conclusion due to the final conference and Weird Al being, well, weird.
But now I'm tempted to break out the accordion and challenge him to a duel

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Why would we actively want to prevent Chris from attending BronyCon? It’s one thing to hope he can’t go due to his own stupidity/financial mismanagement but doing something to block him from the con (especially making up a lie about a felony) is being a complete and total weenie.

At that point, let’s just SWAT him at home the day before he leaves for the con. That should be good for a laugh, right?

The Autistic Guard will prevent any of that from happening.

 

[Marvin]

Looks like the cheapest tickets are about $75 each way. I think the Amtrak even dumps you off like a 10-minute walk away from the BCC if I remember correctly.

Penn Station is like a 35 minute walk from the convention center, although he can always take Amtrak to DC and then the MARC train to Camden Yards, which is right next to the convention center. Bonus is that the DC-Baltimore leg only costs $8.

In which Chris severely overestimates the value of his signature once again:
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Chris listed empty soda cans with his signature on them for $30. And they sold.

I think even @Marvin tried to help Chris find a spot to stay for a con at one point but chris meandered off elsewhere. "He stayed at tyrone's house" is how he put it, I think

I looked up an airbnb for him but apparently Airbnb can turn clients down, so yeah, he pickrf in one up near north Avenue, which is a sketchy area.

It's possible he realized he was wasting his time and energy and quit Chris but it's doubtful.

He hasn't been talking to Chris.

 

[JULAY]

At that point, let’s just SWAT him at home the day before he leaves for the con. That should be good for a laugh, right?

Well, that would be good for a laugh, but wiens have called the cops on Chris so much over the years that he's probably the only person in America that literally can't be swatted.

Also, because I know that there are plenty of summerfags about, do not try to swat Chris, even though it's almost certain to fail, jeopardizing the fat autist's life is not OK.

 

[Kosher Dill]

First this isn't really the final convention BUT it is the final one to be held on a yearly basis and possibly the last one held in Baltimore, the con WAS originally based out of New York and may be heading back there.

I really hope this means CWC will visit New York and try to find Cole in Carnegie Hall.

 

[Jaiman]

Anyway, I wanted to know, did you white knight Chris last year?

I just hung out with Chris, posted about that voice actor, and clarified some rumors people made to get Chris kicked from the con.

I think even @Marvin tried to help Chris find a spot to stay for a con at one point but chris meandered off elsewhere. "He stayed at tyrone's house" is how he put it, I think

I think Chris stayed at an airbnb last year.

 

[Mr. 0]

I just hung out with Chris, posted about that voice actor, and clarified some rumors people made to get Chris kicked from the con.

I think Chris stayed at an airbnb last year.

you haven't answered my question (and I think I even asked this back then too)

did you have sex with Chris?

 

[muh_moobs]

I think even @Marvin tried to help Chris find a spot to stay for a con at one point but chris meandered off elsewhere. "He stayed at tyrone's house" is how he put it, I think

But did Chris get fucked, long-dick style?

Why would we actively want to prevent Chris from attending BronyCon? It’s one thing to hope he can’t go due to his own stupidity/financial mismanagement but doing something to block him from the con (especially making up a lie about a felony) is being a complete and total weenie.

At that point, let’s just SWAT him at home the day before he leaves for the con. That should be good for a laugh, right?

Or SWAT BC instead.

 

[WutangLee]

Hulkster, I get your morales, have known about you my whole life, but this is a lost cause.

Why would you trust anyone that betrayed Macho Man?

Well, that would be good for a laugh, but wiens have called the cops on Chris so much over the years that he's probably the only person in America that literally can't be swatted.

Also, because I know that there are plenty of summerfags about, do not try to swat Chris, even though it's almost certain to fail, jeopardizing the fat autist's life is not OK.

Perhaps it might finally be a wakeup call for the mainstream to protect him at last. But, at least we don't have to worry about it turning fatal.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

you haven't answered my question (and I think I even asked this back then too)

did you have sex with Chris?

He doesn't fuck Chris. Chris fucks him.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris still claims he needs money for the hotel room.

Also, he's liked some suggestions - one saying to ask the Brony community if there are any women who will share a room, and another from Sockness saying he could set up an Ebay for Chris.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris still claims he needs money for the hotel room.

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Also, he's liked some suggestions - one saying to ask the Brony community if there are any women who will share a room, and another from Sockness saying he could set up an Ebay for Chris.

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Can’t wait for the lesbian brony sleepover announcement video!

 

[Tikbalang]

Can’t wait for the lesbian brony sleepover announcement video!

Turns out his transvestite roommates have nigger dicks than Chris

 

[JULAY]

I really hope this means CWC will visit New York and try to find Cole in Carnegie Hall.

Cole will be tossing his money to piss and burn on the fire, no doubt.

Chris still claims he needs money for the hotel room.

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Also, he's liked some suggestions - one saying to ask the Brony community if there are any women who will share a room, and another from Sockness saying he could set up an Ebay for Chris.

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Hot lesbian tribbing here we come!

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Turns out his transvestite roommates have nigger dicks than Chris

Is this a typo? Because either way, you're probably right.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Can’t wait for the lesbian brony sleepover announcement video!

Chris alone in a hotel room with lesbian brony babes? All we have to do is make one of them a furry and that will fulfill pretty much every setsual fantasy CWC has ever had.

 

[Skips]

Can’t wait for the lesbian brony sleepover announcement video!

Imagine the stench

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Chris alone in a hotel room with lesbian brony babes? All we have to do is make one of them a furry and that will fulfill pretty much every setsual fantasy CWC has ever had.

They're bronies so we can assume they're furries too.

 

[Guardsman42]

I can't help but give an idea to all the weens circling the begging..

3d Print CWCville currency, send it to him for funding his trip.