Lolcow Bryan Silva / OutterSpaceSWAG / BryanGRATATASilva / CubanSwagPapi / Dr. Bryan Silva Ph.D - Wigger, Drug abuser, Gay Pornstar, Self-Help Guru, Rapper and Bodybuilder

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anephric said:
Ah, I see the feral kid from The Road Warrior grew up to look like... whatever the fuck it is I’m looking at
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That ain't bad. The profile pic made me instantly think of Rocky Dennis from Mask.
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neural said:
Outside the courtroom, Silva’s brother and mother watched for him to be led into the back of a police car. Handcuffed, he spewed profanities, though he told the judge he had changed, and was “deeply sorry” just minutes earlier.

When halfway to the police vehicle, Silva abruptly turned to the media and shouted, “Free me.”
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Oh my God, this is the funniest thing.

“Please judge, I’m a changed man. I’m deeply sorry, I won’t ever do anything like this again.”

*gets convicted*

“FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT PIGS, YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES WILL PAY FOR THIS!!! FUCKING COCKSUCKING CRACKERS!!!”

I wish there was video of his trial.
 
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Baozi said:
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No need to hide girlfriends, he just wants tips on how to suck cock and not look like an anorexic twig.

Hank Scorpio said:
:story:I gotta give it to whatever company those porn links are from, they're very good at hiding just how fucked up his face is by either showing very quick shots of it or angles that are a little more flattering.

That's the real talent here.
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Definitely the real MVP here is the Edition department and the filming crew.
 
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Best parts from tosh.o were

"Suck that dick like a fucking slurpy......swag"

and..... "so whats your 2nd favorite onomatopoeia?"


Here is a guy who was in jail with bryan silva and said he was a bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhpjwLXQH2Y

most hilarious part in the video " I know boss niggas and they aint look like that, never meant no boss ass faggot in my life....all I know is I looked your name up.. and you was suckin dick"
 
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theshep said:
His porn name is "Max Payne"

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=134595808
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1431999593

NSFW. I'd hope you wouldn't actually need me to tell you Pornhub was NSFW.
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Interesting. In the first link at the end of the clip the other twink manages to jerk Bryan to orgasm. Most times in these gay4pay scenes the two twinkies will suck and fuck but generally end it by moving to opposite ends of the couch or bed and jerk themselves off with their eyes closed, being as they are straight and not into the man stuff.

That Bryan came so quickly and so easily and had his eyes open looking directly at the sucking twinkie, I'm betting he enjoys men a little too.
 
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proboscis said:
Interesting. In the first link at the end of the clip the other twink manages to jerk Bryan to orgasm. Most times in these gay4pay scenes the two twinkies will suck and fuck but generally end it by moving to opposite ends of the couch or bed and jerk themselves off with their eyes closed, being as they are straight and not into the man stuff.

That Bryan came so quickly and so easily and had his eyes open looking directly at the sucking twinkie, I'm betting he enjoys men a little too.
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You seem to know quite a lot about gay porn and whats done in them
 
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Raiken said:
So.... He looks like this, is a grade a moron, borderline anorexic, a wigger and us into gay porn.

And STILL somehow had a girlfriend?
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What's worse is he looks like what Google image search recommends when you type in 'gay Ratatouille porn' and filtered for more redneck results. By now, incels should just hang up their genitalia in shame.
 
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I guess you can get your dick sucked by a dude, as well as fuck that dude in the butt, and you might not be gay. I think at best youre probably bisexual, though.

It’s also funny how guys named Bryan seem to do really gay stuff and claim they’re not gay.

@Bryan Dunn and @Bryan Silva would be a really cute couple, and could touch tips whilst being totally straight.
 
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