Burger King General Thread - UPDATE: Despite Spergy OP

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

What Are Your Thoughts on Burger King?

  • Ye.

    Votes: 108 43.9%

  • Ne.

    Votes: 75 30.5%

  • Seriously, Nigger? Fast Food?

    Votes: 45 18.3%

  • Who or What is This "Burger King" You Speak of, Why Should I Care?

    Votes: 18 7.3%
  • Total voters
    246
As far as eating BK goes, I would expand one other reason why I even bothered eating at one since almost a decade ago was due to them having a sort of bacon and cheese burger along with it being shilled by the Simpsons Movie. Last time I went there a few months back, me and a family member went there after picking up some medication. It was simply buying some nuggets. As far as they were, they were okay. Not as good as McDonalds but I can't say either one gave me a case of stomach trouble.

As for anyone not liking Burger King due to how the meat was, this clip from Robot Chicken could probably sum up the taste.
Fun Fact: Seth Green did get sick from eating those burgers after doing outtakes for Burger King back then.
 
I don't eat at McDonald's, Burger King or KFC if I can possibly help it. I think maybe it's the repressed snob in me, or maybe I just hate happiness and joy. I don't know. All I can say is, I haven't had a McDonald's for about a year now and it's been over two years since my last trip to Burger King (can't remember the last time I ate at KFC).

When I did eat there last time, I liked it well enough. They have mozarella sticks, which I'm fairly certain McDonald's doesn't (at least in the UK) and they have those machines which add different flavoured syrups to your drink so you can have Raspberry Sprite or whatever. Dunno if this is the case in the US, but in the UK Burger King's significantly more expensive than McDonald's so that generally rules it our for a lot of people.
 
I love their chicken fries. It's the only thing I ever order from them now.

And their fries are decent. I remember them being so much better years ago.
 
TheImportantFart said:
I don't eat at KFC if I can possibly help it.
Click to expand...

Off-topic, but after eating Popeye's chicken, I can't even bear to look at KFC. Try Popeyes for some pretty good fried chicken.

ASoulMan said:
I love their chicken fries. It's the only thing I ever order from them now.
Click to expand...

Burger King has "Chicken Fry Sauce" which is pretty great! even though i'm 99% it's just Honey Mustard with a hint of Bar-b-Que sauce mixed in:\
 
As a former employee, I suggest you don't eat Burger King, or at least not the one I worked at.

Though the BK in my Hometown is still the best, because it's actually managed and ran by people who give a shit.

Also have some stories if people want to hear them.
 
I haven't eaten at BK for years because for some reason their burgers give me headaches. No idea why.
 
D.Angus said:
As a former employee, I suggest you don't eat Burger King, or at least not the one I worked at.

Though the BK in my Hometown is still the best, because it's actually managed and ran by people who give a shit.

Also have some stories if people want to hear them.
Click to expand...

Yes please, if only to debunk the whole "don't annoy the staff or they'll wank in your mayo" urban legend.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
Yes please, if only to debunk the whole "don't annoy the staff or they'll wank in your mayo" urban legend.
Click to expand...
I don't think I can do that, as I'm pretty sure some of my coworkers would actually do that. There was a rumor floating around that one of the female workers blew a guy in the crew room. So yeah, pretty sure they'd wank in the mayo if you left them unsupervised for too long.
 
Burger King clogs me up. I loved the Italian Chicken Sandwich, though.
 
My first job was at a BK.

Want to fuck with BK workers? This is how we did it to one another when we'd drop by off hours:

Order a low carb, plain, cut, veggie whopper.

Low carb = no bun and comes in a little plastic container.
Plain = no veggies.
Veggie whopper = A whopper without meat, basically. It's different from the actual veggie burger.
Cut = Just that, you can order a sandwich cut in half.
 
BK was my fast food choice of place when I was about 15 - 20, but then I didn't have them for a few years and then ended up one morning in a trainstation at 6am nothing else was open (apart from the fucking £1 bakery - that's a awful place) so I stepped inside.

The breakfast was utter shit, and those things they call hash browns are a abomination to potato's, I tried them a few months later for a quick face stuffer on the way home and the burger was one of the saddest bit's of meat between two bun's that I have ever had the misfortune of laying my eye's on, sad limp letus, tomatoes that looked like they had started to compost, and mayonnaise that looked and tasted like wallpaper paste and the meat itself was more reminiscent of a cardboard box in texture and flavor, The fries where undercooked and way over salted....

Havent stepped foot inside one for over two years now and I don't think I ever will.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom